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2016-06-18 16:51:26 UTC

>goat

2016-06-18 16:51:28 UTC

I get my apron in October

2016-06-18 16:51:30 UTC

Allahu akbar

2016-06-18 16:51:40 UTC

Is it a seedy cult m8?

2016-06-18 16:52:00 UTC

!play out for a rip

2016-06-18 16:52:06 UTC

The lodge I'm joining it's mainly middle aged dudes getting smashed

2016-06-18 16:52:29 UTC

are you the guy passionately arguing that people buy chink mason badges off ali?

2016-06-18 16:52:32 UTC

to get jobs?

2016-06-18 16:52:36 UTC

No

2016-06-18 16:52:47 UTC

are you sure it's not just a pub, Dirigibleful?

2016-06-18 16:52:53 UTC

wtf i cant find my toothbrush

2016-06-18 16:52:55 UTC

:^)

2016-06-18 16:53:12 UTC

The hall has a bigger drinking area than working one lol

2016-06-18 16:53:13 UTC

it's boutta be right fuckin lit

2016-06-18 16:53:35 UTC

>Dirigeibleful walks into the Freemason pub
>demands to be indoctrinated
>they serve him a pint
>I AM A MASON NOW

2016-06-18 16:53:55 UTC

Funnily enough

2016-06-18 16:54:07 UTC

Before they'd sponsor me I had to go to events

2016-06-18 16:54:23 UTC

And I essentially got smashed

2016-06-18 16:54:31 UTC

Trying to keep up with my sponsor

2016-06-18 16:54:35 UTC

He's a big las

2016-06-18 16:54:38 UTC

Lad*

2016-06-18 16:54:43 UTC

did it help your career?

2016-06-18 16:54:51 UTC

I've not joined yet

2016-06-18 16:54:52 UTC

And no

2016-06-18 16:55:10 UTC

I'm getting initiated in October

2016-06-18 16:55:24 UTC

Inb4 you own Ali within the year

2016-06-18 16:55:33 UTC

I think it can help your career

2016-06-18 16:55:44 UTC

But more in a way that you meet people

2016-06-18 16:56:13 UTC

You could get the same benefit by playing golf or some shit

2016-06-18 16:56:31 UTC

I've thought about going to Toastmasters because I'm shit at speaking

2016-06-18 16:56:39 UTC

big upfront cost tho

2016-06-18 16:56:49 UTC

>paying to talk to a room of people

2016-06-18 16:57:04 UTC

comfy as fuck

2016-06-18 16:57:14 UTC

!play my nigga

2016-06-18 16:57:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/193771130396344320/IMG_20160618_184600_HDR.jpg

2016-06-18 16:57:31 UTC

are you always sitting in the dark Mao?

2016-06-18 16:57:39 UTC

can never see your pictures or videos that well

2016-06-18 16:57:45 UTC

!skip

2016-06-18 16:57:51 UTC

!skip

2016-06-18 16:58:38 UTC

Sounds interesting

2016-06-18 16:59:01 UTC

I know a Norwegian bird

2016-06-18 16:59:06 UTC

My dad is amazing at telling stories, I always fall apart when I try

2016-06-18 16:59:09 UTC

She likes star wars

2016-06-18 16:59:15 UTC

never get that stringalong to punchline effect

2016-06-18 16:59:21 UTC

Do all Norwegians like star wars

2016-06-18 16:59:30 UTC

>why do girls pretend to like star wars meme

2016-06-18 16:59:56 UTC

She knew a lot about the Extended Universe

2016-06-18 17:00:10 UTC

RIP

2016-06-18 17:00:19 UTC

Bulgaria!?

2016-06-18 17:00:25 UTC

DAPRINGLZ

2016-06-18 17:00:28 UTC

Lol

2016-06-18 17:00:30 UTC

BABINGA

2016-06-18 17:00:42 UTC

>can't hear mao

2016-06-18 17:00:43 UTC

fuck

2016-06-18 17:00:43 UTC

Tazdingo

2016-06-18 17:00:45 UTC

BABONGO

2016-06-18 17:00:48 UTC

jehehe

2016-06-18 17:00:53 UTC

Chingchong

2016-06-18 17:00:55 UTC

in da congo

2016-06-18 17:01:06 UTC

brb making shit charity shop video

2016-06-18 17:01:33 UTC

I had a ultrasound today

2016-06-18 17:01:47 UTC

Got lube rubbed on me by some chink doctor

2016-06-18 17:01:59 UTC

hot

2016-06-18 17:02:00 UTC

womyn or old man?

2016-06-18 17:02:08 UTC

Womyn

2016-06-18 17:02:13 UTC

both

2016-06-18 17:02:50 UTC

I'm not pregnant

2016-06-18 17:03:21 UTC

i am

2016-06-18 17:03:31 UTC

It was a heart one

2016-06-18 17:03:43 UTC

Dunno if I'm dying or whatever

2016-06-18 17:03:48 UTC

Didn't tell me

2016-06-18 17:04:13 UTC

i have heart disease lol

2016-06-18 17:04:18 UTC

i aint doing shit about it tho

2016-06-18 17:14:59 UTC

wow Soe from Dota

2016-06-18 17:15:01 UTC

looks like

2016-06-18 17:15:08 UTC

a fucking goth

2016-06-18 17:15:12 UTC

dyke

2016-06-18 17:15:13 UTC

today

2016-06-18 17:17:50 UTC

kek

2016-06-18 17:17:56 UTC

Feminists can't into technology

2016-06-18 17:24:55 UTC

ALRIGHT COSPLAY COMPETITIONS

2016-06-18 17:24:59 UTC

the epitome of cringe

2016-06-18 17:27:53 UTC

There goes the BTC alternative

2016-06-18 17:42:34 UTC

LeTV one pro looks like a legit next phone

2016-06-18 17:52:30 UTC

https://my.mixtape.moe/esrqmd.png

2016-06-18 17:52:44 UTC

Is that an HTC M10?

2016-06-18 17:52:57 UTC

I guess more M9, but still

2016-06-18 18:06:15 UTC

please guys I have a life, I can't bother to read everything if you write so much

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/193788485134581761/unknown.png

2016-06-18 18:06:30 UTC

then dont read everything

2016-06-18 18:06:44 UTC

^

2016-06-18 18:07:26 UTC

!skip

2016-06-18 18:07:55 UTC

A bunch of kids demonstrating against an asphalt making place

2016-06-18 18:07:59 UTC

with literally no arguments

2016-06-18 18:08:00 UTC

at all

2016-06-18 18:08:18 UTC

"we dont want asphalt so close to our school :("

2016-06-18 18:09:29 UTC

Hrm, reminds me of something else

2016-06-18 18:09:36 UTC

Lemme see if I can get Unicode to cooperate

2016-06-18 18:09:43 UTC

does sweden have something similar?

2016-06-18 18:09:47 UTC

ah

2016-06-18 18:09:47 UTC

yes

2016-06-18 18:09:51 UTC

ive seen that

2016-06-18 18:09:56 UTC

We have "Outsiders"

2016-06-18 18:10:01 UTC

Where they interview and follow autists

2016-06-18 18:10:05 UTC

I seriously met her on the train

2016-06-18 18:10:06 UTC

to oslo

2016-06-18 18:10:12 UTC

Did she purr?

2016-06-18 18:10:17 UTC

she had the cat ears

2016-06-18 18:10:18 UTC

no

2016-06-18 18:10:20 UTC

she was quiet

2016-06-18 18:17:52 UTC

new review comming up
5min usb cable review!

2016-06-18 18:21:31 UTC

>when puberty hits you with "i wanna be different" but you never snap out of it

2016-06-18 18:21:35 UTC

Regarding that video up there

2016-06-18 18:21:58 UTC

>only 4 minutes

2016-06-18 18:22:10 UTC

What happened to you Mao?

2016-06-18 18:22:19 UTC

ive changed

2016-06-18 18:22:35 UTC

>skip through
>a large portion of the video is him struggling to get the usb cable into things

2016-06-18 18:22:41 UTC

this is true ham hand classic

2016-06-18 18:23:48 UTC

Ok the micro usb port working both ways is pretty damn impressive

2016-06-18 18:24:23 UTC

oh they're the type you can slot on either end?

2016-06-18 18:24:28 UTC

not seen those in video yet

2016-06-18 18:28:16 UTC

>try to do voiceover for charity shop video
>allergies flare up like crazy
>can barely breathe

2016-06-18 18:28:21 UTC

no one thinks this video is a good idea, fuck

2016-06-18 18:49:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/193799352618057740/bassy.mp3

2016-06-18 18:49:39 UTC

this is my voice under some effects to make it more radio-y

2016-06-18 18:49:41 UTC

sound better?

2016-06-18 18:56:53 UTC

Sounds pretty good

2016-06-18 18:57:11 UTC

Actually, might want to tone down the bass thing just a tiny bit

2016-06-18 18:57:31 UTC

Also check this shit, I flashed the new firmware to the mouse, now every time I plug in the mouse my computer bsods

2016-06-18 18:57:40 UTC

wew

2016-06-18 18:58:08 UTC

Phew

2016-06-18 18:58:19 UTC

Plugging it in in bootloader mode doesn't cause a bsod

2016-06-18 19:03:19 UTC

rewatching Samurai Jack

2016-06-18 19:14:05 UTC

Hopefully it works out

2016-06-18 19:14:22 UTC

doing a voiceover is surprisingly difficult

2016-06-18 19:14:36 UTC

thinking I'll record the best take and edit around my voice

2016-06-18 19:14:42 UTC

already have the parts I need

2016-06-18 19:18:09 UTC

nice this thing dropped in price

2016-06-18 19:18:17 UTC

probablyh gonna pick it up

2016-06-18 19:20:26 UTC

>1.7k knugens

2016-06-18 19:20:27 UTC

Wew

2016-06-18 19:20:38 UTC

costed like 2k before

2016-06-18 19:21:07 UTC

https://my.mixtape.moe/jjwqip.png

2016-06-18 19:21:08 UTC

Hrm...

2016-06-18 19:21:51 UTC

thinking about what talk box im gonna buy

2016-06-18 19:21:55 UTC

this one

2016-06-18 19:22:00 UTC

or a banshee

2016-06-18 19:22:09 UTC

Lemme see

2016-06-18 19:22:10 UTC

why cant chinks

2016-06-18 19:22:13 UTC

make this

2016-06-18 19:22:40 UTC

https://my.mixtape.moe/onmqli.png

2016-06-18 19:22:43 UTC

Is this the same?

2016-06-18 19:22:44 UTC

I can't tell

2016-06-18 19:22:50 UTC

y

2016-06-18 19:23:08 UTC

herard bad stuff from musikshoppen and emusic

2016-06-18 19:23:22 UTC

alot of online stores even if they are white are jews

2016-06-18 19:23:59 UTC

The Scarlet is relatively cheap @UK Amazon

2016-06-18 19:24:18 UTC

but UK Amazon means 60ยฃ shipping or something

2016-06-18 19:24:33 UTC

Lemme see

2016-06-18 19:24:44 UTC

its good for buying small shit, when it starting to eight more than 100grams they fuck you in the ass senpai

2016-06-18 19:25:52 UTC

LOL import fees 600SEK

2016-06-18 19:25:58 UTC

shipping 250SEK

2016-06-18 19:26:00 UTC

noty amazon

2016-06-18 19:26:18 UTC

>Import fees

2016-06-18 19:26:20 UTC

What?

2016-06-18 19:26:26 UTC

You're on the wrong Amazon, I think

2016-06-18 19:26:31 UTC

oh ROFL

2016-06-18 19:26:36 UTC

i was at the americunt one

2016-06-18 19:27:12 UTC

please britain remain in the EU

2016-06-18 19:27:16 UTC

so I can buy from Amazon UK

2016-06-18 19:27:17 UTC

still

2016-06-18 19:27:21 UTC

withtou problems

2016-06-18 19:27:35 UTC

30 pounds

2016-06-18 19:27:38 UTC

I guess that's kind of steep

2016-06-18 19:27:46 UTC

oh shit

2016-06-18 19:27:51 UTC

its only 7ยฃ shipping

2016-06-18 19:27:52 UTC

But here's the catch

2016-06-18 19:27:54 UTC

what the fuck

2016-06-18 19:28:00 UTC

Most of them won't ship to Sweden

2016-06-18 19:28:01 UTC

I remember how much it was befoire

2016-06-18 19:28:09 UTC

the dunloop ships to swe

2016-06-18 19:28:15 UTC

Oh?

2016-06-18 19:28:19 UTC

I didn't see them

2016-06-18 19:28:20 UTC

Link

2016-06-18 19:28:33 UTC

but its not worth it

2016-06-18 19:28:41 UTC

Pretty much the same price

2016-06-18 19:28:43 UTC

Its 30SEK more expensive buying from aamzon rofl

2016-06-18 19:30:12 UTC

Order Summary
Items: GBP 129.00
Postage & Packing: GBP 200.00
Order Total: GBP 329.00

2016-06-18 19:30:13 UTC

ROFL

2016-06-18 19:30:33 UTC

scarlett 2i4 from one store that ships internationally

2016-06-18 19:30:39 UTC

he wants 200ยฃ for shipping

2016-06-18 19:30:40 UTC

LFMAO

2016-06-18 19:30:46 UTC

A few knugens for a month's wait

2016-06-18 19:31:10 UTC

its more expensive

2016-06-18 19:31:11 UTC

lol

2016-06-18 19:31:38 UTC

250 less, eh?

2016-06-18 19:31:41 UTC

thats not a 2i4

2016-06-18 19:31:48 UTC

Oh, right

2016-06-18 19:31:55 UTC

It lacks a whole section

2016-06-18 19:31:55 UTC

i need the 2i4 it has midi

2016-06-18 19:31:55 UTC

My bad

2016-06-18 19:32:14 UTC

Maybe Chinks will stop copying DACs in a decade or so

2016-06-18 19:32:31 UTC

But I can't imagine these things having huge profit margins

2016-06-18 19:32:44 UTC

ok i just order from my white swedish store based oin christian values

2016-06-18 19:32:58 UTC

They'll probably include a can of Surstrรถmming as goodwill

2016-06-18 19:33:01 UTC

chinks seems to suck ass at this

2016-06-18 19:33:54 UTC

presonus has midi too

2016-06-18 19:33:55 UTC

cheaper

2016-06-18 19:34:21 UTC

link?

2016-06-18 19:34:22 UTC

eh, would be cheaper to buy from a Norwegian store anyways, wouldn't have to think about customs and tax

2016-06-18 19:34:36 UTC

There are no customs

2016-06-18 19:34:37 UTC

midi and full phantom power

2016-06-18 19:34:47 UTC

Or rather, there shouldn't be any

2016-06-18 19:34:53 UTC

Cause >within Europe

2016-06-18 19:35:01 UTC

Oh, wait

2016-06-18 19:35:10 UTC

It's EU, rather

2016-06-18 19:35:15 UTC

Nevermind

2016-06-18 19:35:27 UTC

does MAIN OUT -> Talkbox work?

2016-06-18 19:35:45 UTC

Man, I dunno

2016-06-18 19:35:49 UTC

Never owned a DAC

2016-06-18 19:35:53 UTC

A proper one, anyway

2016-06-18 19:35:59 UTC

I have this shit

2016-06-18 19:36:25 UTC

I'd have to pay 25% VAT for products above a certain price threshold including shipping

2016-06-18 19:36:31 UTC

Some pro DJ shit here famalam

2016-06-18 19:36:45 UTC

if I order stuff from places outside Norway

2016-06-18 19:37:03 UTC

talkbox I'm assuming you'd plug as instrument

2016-06-18 19:37:10 UTC

I'm not sure how it works, never had one

2016-06-18 19:37:17 UTC

it works as a speaker

2016-06-18 19:37:21 UTC

you need to get out sound

2016-06-18 19:37:22 UTC

from the tube

2016-06-18 19:37:40 UTC

maybe microphone slot then, you'd have to look up what kind of cable it uses

2016-06-18 19:37:51 UTC

microphones take audio in

2016-06-18 19:37:51 UTC

RCA>

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