fuck I just posted "How long does payment verification take
1 day
?"

on a discord channel entirely dedicated to programming

xd

How long does payment verification take
1 day
?

ask what the best programming socks are

chink ones obviously

I've tried to find the cheapest socks to no avail, here in the local store I can get them for around 1.75 dollars

but I'm sure those fuckers get them somewhere for half the price

@Windatica I sent you a somewhat long winded autistic email about the infograph

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/35-43-Gosha-Rubchinskiy-socks-CnOPT-MEN-SUN-design-ET-BigBang-sun-sunlight-sunshine-Young-Vigour/32658695395.html

quite a fan of these socks

just missed a 850w gold cooler master psu going on trademe for NZD$45

can i die now fuckE

where do I get tracking code

do I ask the chink seller?

If it's Aliexpress it either shows up automatically or the seller sends you a tracking that's usually worthless a few days later

i just pray

my shit comes

works 10/10

They're usually pretty good about staying on the good side of the Ali gods.

I've had shit I forgot about be resent without me asking for it. One vendor offered me a refund after the item has arrived.

@transience the best programming socks are from sockdreams

copped a fake nomos https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NOMOS-watches-luxury-quartz-famous-watch-leather-men-watch-clock-men-relogio-masculino-women-watch-free/32768862030.html

lets fucking go

well fuck it
a year and a half ago I bought a $30 huion tablet from ebay

2 months passed and nothing, chink seller wouldn't respond to messages

and one day I came back home to find an old man in a bycicle with a package for me

it was the tablet

our mail system is shit, 70~ year old man in a bycicle delivering packages 10/10

@kennethlujan holy shit are you serious?

Who lets a 70 year old man deliver a package.

Is there any r34 of the Xiaomi mascot? Asking for a friend.

@(import (srfi 151)) think there's a few

but not much else

Any links? Google shows me nothing.

yeah I see nothing

try all terms and all sites

Though, I'm guessing there's more with Chinese titles.

"mitu", "xiaomi", "miui"

ask in the thread

I think someone drew a THICC mitu at some point in time

@Chaim Goldstein I am serious, well idk if he was 70 or 60 but looked like it

in a fucking bycicle delivering packages around the city

Where do you live XXXavi? Spain?

nope, southamerica

which part of southamerica

what are some must buys before the sale ends?

No idea. I only bought one thing.

oh lord

the store's called "Topchances"

what's the chance that I'll get chinked? Top kek

buying cheapo batteries......... pretty damn likely

it's been 15 days

a package i ordered later on gearbest already arrived

but an earlier order did not yet

did i get chinked?

@markolo25 don't stress, i experience a lot of variation in shipping times

havent received an update on my chink pantsu for 6 days, is this normal

am i being chinkied

@puffbundt yes

yeah shipping can be alll over the freaking place

I just got an order I placed on Nov 24 2016

on wednesday

it's whack, but they aint out to screw ya

I've gotten order in less than a week before. like 4 days from hong kong seems unreal, but it does happen

i mena, im going to dispute it if its not here by the time limit on ali

but ty i guess

dont dispute it

ask for 30+ days on the buyer protection

it stops them from getting your money

just keep extending the buyer protection until it arrives

my package shows as being in my town now, this is agonizing

http://i.imgur.com/khlFiil.jpg got my stickers today

@crh where from?

which of these do I get?

aliexpress

@c04x why dont dispute it? the money was taken from my bank the day i placed the orders

if i paid for faster shipping id expect it to get here on time... if not they can refund the difference and get a bit longer... if its still not here i better get a full refund or i'll go to my bank and say i was defrauded

they will laugh at you for getting chinked

Anyone know where I could get a smartphone tripod screw mount with a hot shoe mount on the top of it?

Nvm, found some:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ulanzi-IRON-MAN-II-Aluminum-Metal-Smartphone-Tripod-Mount-with-Cold-Shoe-Mount-Cell-Phone-Tripod/32797019174.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sevenoak-SK-PSC1-Handheld-Smart-Grip-SmartPhone-Clip-Clamp-Holder-Support-Stand-Frame-Bracket-Tripod-Mount/32793828095.html

sort of related, any good tripods?

for a DSLR

also whats the best wireless mouse for gaming? chink or no

isn't a wireless gaming mouse an oxymoron

input lag and all

I thought Logitech had some decent options or something

Anyone found a chink fidget cube?

@plasticsword I believe @Phatique is the resident chink cube expert.

>good tripods for a DSLR

any tube style with either twist tighteners or flip locks

howdy gang

bought 2 IEMs, over-ears, redmeme 4A and a google cardboard set

Whats the latest on a decent tablet for being lazy on the couch

isn't the mi max alright

between $100 - $200

wait that's a phablet isn't it

not a full tablet

not a phab phan

its annoying that the site doesnt allow for price sorting

not too bad

Hey still looking for help on this
need a way to rip mp3s to cassette
everything found so far is the reverse, cassette to mp3
Would like some quality

What...?

good luck getting old tech

Get a tape deck with whatever input and go to town?

tape deck input is usually p shit and both my tape decks lack an aux port

@42N Cheap as fuck on Ebay, unless you want the really good stuff that the audio nerds are jizzing over.

but I guess I could wire in an audio in on the am band

hhhhh

ye

@gggeeee For a shitty car stereo?

shitty car stereo, I've got a small time ghetto blaster in my room

I also got a combo tv radio I need to repair

but I cant get off my ass to find a new magnet

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-5mm-Car-Audio-Cassette-Adapter-for-MP3-MP3-Cell-Phones-Hot-Selling/32505048611.html

Will that not do the trick?

you misinterperate my question

no that would be aux out to tape deck

^

also I actually have one of those

Yes, I realize that. But by using this he wouldn't *need* to put anything on tape.

Therefore, I asked if that would not do the trick.

but again you dont understand

I *want* things on tape

Hence the question.

You could have said that from the beginning.

Would have been easy.

You have autism

Sure, buddy.

>tfw no new tech moan video

durrr

get a on decent tape deck

and old decent tape deck

TEAC or realistic

decent soundcard with RCA outputs

not sure if you would need a preamp but prob not

sound card RCA ---> The RCA inputs on the deck Outsider just posted

durrrr

is it a bad idea to get lipo batteries off aliexpress?

Techmoan is definitely shit. ExplainingComputers = #1 channel. 👍

do you like your hands?

only $7.20 for a 4000mah

amazon is $20

@Michael You cannot trust chink batteries. Period.

Checkout the 8bit guy on yourube

Youtube ay

dang

He is cool, also seems like he has a nice life, only bad part is his mac love

I just want to make a handheld raspi device

His editing is weirdly depressing tho i feel ya

Also bigclivedotcom

@0utsider Eh, you pretty much have to test them anyway. You never know when the vendor will fuck you over. Imo.

I need something flatter than that but thanks

Mm, bigclive. Patron saint of chink shit.

big thumb in bum clive

hes cool

so Im about to pull the trigger on that FNF ifive

Big clive aka big daddy aka chink daddy and big clive

is there any advantage to paying for shipping

sometimes its faster

or does it all just get dropkicked out of china at the same speed

(sometimes)

when it get registered and with like hong kong post

for just some cents

then its worth it

10 bux

shit wait

its 3 bux

I know newegg paid shipping is nice, it drops my shipping time by like a week for $5

So guys i just got my first ever real paycheck of $140, whats some cheap chink shit thats a must have?

(AUD)

spider repellent

but idk

>First paycheck is $140

what the fugg

autism cubes/spinners appear to be the hot new meme

Worked one day for 6 hours aha

how

did you join at the end of the pay cycle?

Yep 😃

ooh alright

nvm

Any recommendations @gggeeee

you got a decent backpack already?

Yeah its pretty good

Looking a bit worn out now though

does it got molle straps?

ooh, backpack talk

Nah it doesnt

I'm curious too

ive got a real redrock with molle straps and the only chink shit ive bought thus far are attachmetns and a model kit

I onyl really have a massive duffle bag I bought in China because I needed a backpack and I needed it right away

>In china

this is advanced chink shit

You guys buy posters from aliexpress? Any good sellers?

http://www.gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_560729.html?wid=21

sign up for the gaybest newsletter and you get these ones for 25$

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/minions-movie-wall-stickers-for-kids-room-home-decorations-1404-diy-pvc-cartoon-decals-children-gift/32434385505.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10065_10068_10130_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10136_10137_10111_10060_10112_10138_10113_10062_10114_10141_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10099_129_10078_9894_10079_10077_10103_10073_10102_10096_10070_10122_10123_10144_10052_10053_10124_10142_10107_10050_10143_10051-9894_10102,searchweb201603_0,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_5,single_sort_0_default&btsid=b8b9e284-95ad-429a-ae4c-5e0e4cb7eb16&algo_expid=57dd4f97-d36e-4814-a4d2-3aa44c605431-2&algo_pvid=57dd4f97-d36e-4814-a4d2-3aa44c605431

here u go

bought them yesterday

It's pretty good, but can be too massive and the thing itself doesn't hold shape which can be both good and bad

@gggeeee I just finished my internship in the Far East that summer, still had 3 days until my plane back home and the city right across the border required no visas or other complicated procedures to enter

there was no reason NOT to cross the border

plus I've never been abroad until then

I bought some decent chinkshit there

found some p cool rifle tear down posters

oh man let me just tell you about how that city works

from around 4-5 AM till 9 AM

they close off a bunch of streets

and vendors swarm onto them

What's the best chink phone for under 150$? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

so for 5 hours this particular street turns into one massive marketplace

it was really enjoyable

also christ chinks love to haggle IRL

I'm pretty sure that if you don't haggle you're assumed to be the worst kind of naive idiot

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tactical-Vortex-Red-Dot-SPARC-Sight-Marking-Version-1x25mm-2x25mm-with-high-low-riser-mount/32681180754.html

holy shit lol this customer interaction

shorten your links dawg

cut off stuff after html

^

kk ty

>Aliexpress leupold

lmfAO

@nervousShaqsh Saving up another $15 and buying a Redmi 4 prime

US
(0)
Logistics: ePacket

Item was delivered to wrong state. Upon contacting seller they quickly issued a refund. I would order from them again.

>Gave 5 stars

http://en.miui.com/thread-557748-1-1.html

holy shit new bluetooth speaker

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tactical-C-MORE-Red-Dot-Scope-with-Iron-Sight-Black/32594877520.html

this actually looks kinda fucking cool

ngl

If it's for airshit, buy airshit tier aimpoint knockoffs.

Airshit is illegal here

nah im gonna put that on my mini14

If it's for anything above that, buy something from here https://swfa.com/optics/browse/riflescopes.html?brand=SWFA%20SS

I thought airshit was allowed in cucked gunlaw commonwealth countries if you lie and say you want it as a prop for a movie

I actually got a nice vortex optic for fucking cheap as today

so

So why keep looking, and at Aliexpress of all places?

shits and giggles

i like looking at name brand knockoffs to see what they've done to make it look like the real thing

I saw an aimpoint mmr that was so, so close to the real thing I kinda felt bad for them

>Saving up another $15 and buying a Redmi 4 prime

I am getting it for my dad and he's working a lot and just doesn't give a fuck about smarthpones in general so it's almost guaranteed to get fucked in a year or so, so I don't want to get some fancy shit.

How's this one?
https://ru.aliexpress.com/item/M7-Unlocked-Original-HTC-One-M7-801e-32GB-Android-4G-smartphone-Quad-core-touchscreen-silver-black/1626458759.html

I actually got the thing for less than it is on this website

> ru.aliexpress.com

Fucking again.

rip

@nervousShaqsh when you link ru.aliexpress.com it switches the language for the guy who opens it to russian until he switches it back

такие дела

oh fuck. sorry

How about getting the Redmi 4A then, cheaper and new.