cgl wouldnt like to merge

with csg

I despise my samsung laptop

because of creepiness

it's such a pain to disassemble

and

actually googling for a week

is more useful than having to deal with g

guess by my levels of salt

that explains the yaoi

lolita noose

anyways I already did order it

good bye

so you are actually a kaaskopp but order your seeds from china?

some high class autism you got going there

is that windows... vista?

""""""fem"""""""anon

no one said anything!

w-why

http://img10.deviantart.net/41dc/i/2011/166/0/6/vista_theme_for_windows_7_full_by_djtransformer01-d3iz9oj.jpg

this just confirms my suspicion. Lads, we got a real autist here

you lie, that can't be a vista theme because of the rounded start icon

I ordered a V07 smart bracelet from GearBest. Battery is already going to the shitter. What are the odds I'll get a refund?

Well I believe the battery should last longer than an hour :/

Did well on the first charge. Now, not so much

Eh, that's a fair point. I maybe could film it for an hour and tap the thing to show battery before & after

It's probably not even worth putting in the time, I reckon

>Gearbest
>refund
well good luck there buddy

^

@Windatica pls add if you wish to accept hopefully helpful comments on the infographic without shitting this chat up

dont they usually just give you good boy points?

do any of you

own any chink rubiks cubes

which one

i mean my email is on there for a reason

ive only gotten 3 emails1!!!!

yeah i mean

which rand

i have a mo fang ge

>rand

i mean brand

Okay I can email you if you'd like :3

i have a

5x5 too

and a 2x2

Speaking of goybest, I ordered a 99c lego thing in late december and am fairly sure it never arrived, is there anything I can do by now?

Pulling a paypal dispute will probably lead them to block further purchases, no?

minimum wage hourly pay: $20 USD
optimistic time it would take to dispute a 99c lego piece: 20 minutes ($6.67 USD)
how about not worth it

where do you live where minimum wage is 20 buckaroos

why isn't the blu R1 on ali?

zimbabwe?

I'm thinking america

what's the minimum wage there now that the god emperor is the president

not on goibest either

minimum wage is $15 max and like $7.25 everywhere else

the argument still holds

oh it's an amazon exclusive k

but maybe you should

time is chinkery

the time/money argument is really dumb

because when you're resting you wouldn't be working anyway

>implying i'm not saying this shit only to see what kind of interesting and creative responses /g/ comes up with

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

<:you:265281777168416768>

the only time the time/money argument works if you're self-employed

or work at home

I don't need to make things up to look cool 😎

anyone here with a Teclast X80?

Should I cop?

dont buy it

the wifi-range is shit

its literally 5 meter from the router only

Shit

Any good chink tablets on sale?

chink tablets all have problems

except Mi pad but its pretty old now and they are still expensive, Mi pad 3 is comming out

and Lenovo Tab 4 Plus is looking good for the price

wait for that imo

unknown brand chink tablets all suck and have problems

I don't want to spend too much, was hoping for a good tablet around 150 Canadian loonies

but whadever <:benis:239668961011040257>

save up for thinkpad

I just wanted a bigger screen for shitposting in bed

x201t?

nevermind, I didnt know how much canadian loonies are

i got the x230t for bout 300 looneyloos

outsider why do you like old shit

the i5 not the i7

why do you like the first gen ipad so much

is this the ipad first gen http://www.gsmarena.com/apple_ipad_wi_fi-3828.php

Yes

Here dude shitpost on this

so comfy

yeah it has a graphics card too

comes with i7 built in

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Red-Beige-Gray-Mixed-Cherry-Profile-118-NPKC-Blank-PBT-Keycap-For-Cherry-MX-Switches-Mechanical/32753798011.html bought this

dark gray mods, beige primaries

hope i dont get chinked

and get white primaries

you're able to dual boot linux on it aswell

by pressing them

memorise everything like a total autist

>not knowing how to touch type

i can touch type

i just dont remember the obscure characters

actually i do

trial and error, if you're a >100wpm typer then you shouldn know

i know most

>100wpm

doesnt exist

except in

the top 1% of autism sufferers

??????????
100 is nothing lmao

fuck off

it's obviously something

100 is like, top 2%

the top tier autists go like 160-200

Reckful, Sean Wrona, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hWtENMjBb4

yea but they're just

autismo

what's your wpm lads

mine's 70

tfw pleb

what site do you use, typeracer?

yea

used to use 10fastfingers but that shit is easy in comparison to tr

the ones with punctuation

110~130

yeah i float around 90-100

average

feelsbad

if you dont use punctuation

then whats the point

What if the chink weed you bought ends up being mint instead? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

mint is not a plant

it's a candy

why is chink weed the new meme

fucking

ree

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_(candy)

but yeah for reals http://www.nmicrovip.ca/transformer-book-t100-z8500-2gb-ram-32gb-hdd-10-1-m-touch-1280x800-windows-10-bilingual-kb-grey-t100ha-sh11t-cb-refurbished/

or https://www.amazon.ca/ASUS-Z380M-A2-GR-Zenpad-WXGA-Quad-Core/dp/B01FGCXUDU

bro kush lol

i dislike the idea of blank keycaps because i dislike the idea of paying more for less

best for under 200ish maple bux

looks like mint

you sure it's not mint? @0utsider

@Furfag wow that's a big mint plant

Drugs are great

Do them.

They are drowning

Too much water

They need a little air

Also, that sprouting one should be planted asap

You sicken me

anyone have bluedio t3 headphones?

Yes outsider.

I sighted in relief

@000xxx

i do

what the fuck is that¨

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Have fun with your thc free plants though. @0utsider

You can legally buy hemp seeds per kilo on amazon

It's a food and an agricultural plant more than a drug and was selected specifically to have little drug properties

hes probably lying

you probably got chinked

For the final part you need to drink the seeds and become their mother by cutting off your dick

https://glassbottle.aliexpress.com/store/631632

a store who only sells cute glass bottles

shoutout to /cgl/

Tfw was waiting for the 7th anniversary sale but can't think of anything to buy

I should get LED sneakers tbqh

nice i can put weed in them

I don't think they make the wheeled ones

If you prove me wrong I'd consider tho

That would dislocate your eyes and bones

is that bronycon merch?

when is my chink shit goig to get here?!?! reeeeee!!!!!

Lost by customs

;w;

m-muh hello kitty panties...

Faggot

Better have a hairless ass

Or space Marines will kick your roof in

What's the recommended tripod-mount shotgun microphone with SD card storage?

Why would you mount the tripod _beneath_ the camera? Don't you mean hotshoe mounted?

No, I'm just looking to mount it on a tripod with a 1/4"-20 screw. Although I could use a 1/4"-20 to hotshoe converter.

@Furfag dont worry my ass is hairless

See my original message, it needs SD card storage. It's not going on a camera.

Use a boompole + bm800

that weed jar store on ali is wholesale

i dont need 50 jars

i dont have that kind of weed

Could I route it into my old smartphone?

then buy some hemp seeds wholesale with it

buy this

*unzips*

did u get turned on by thinking of my hairless ass in hello kitty panties 🐸

i dont wanna know about it unless u look convincing

whens the mi mix 2 gonna drop

convincing? 🤔

as in not a manly faggot

>budget mi mix lite as little as 999 CNY

it's probably gonna be garbage

spec wise

but might be one of the new meme recommendation phones

im actually obsessed with this dumb fuckin phone

ya im a grill

thicc grill

what's the banggood code for getting a cheap zuk z2 pro

It is 1gn0r3d

What do you need an 800$ phones hardware for @CIA

anime porn and wanking off to benchmarks

Can I join

I'll wear my chinky tail

wear this

*unzips*

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5pcs-Finger-Spiked-Condoms-Reusable-Impotence-Erection-Extensions-Condoms-Clitoris-Stimulator-Sex-Toys/32655013247.html

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

nice.

just what i was looking for

how many have you bought?

I really wish there was a chink volume knob for PC

i've got a knob

*unzips*

so many payment errors on the ali site now

the app is fine, oddly enough

tried disabling adblock and all

tfw I never though of getting sexshop from ali before
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32653345451.html

I own a steel butt plug from ali

No bad results so far I'll let you know if I get ass cancer

It's like that but the jewel is heart shape

you are using that on yourself?

Ye my bf is a fan of it when I send pix

It came in 3 sizes so I might but another in L because it's M

you are doing it wrong

bro

What am I doing wrong

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

you're being a bitch he means

if you were really about that life, you'd stuff your urethra

That's what the bf is for he fuck penis I hiss at cat

ok carry on

awfully odd stuff going on here

dammit

how was this coupon shit supposed to work again

aliexpress is just weird tbh