tetrahydrocannabinol

THC is shorthand for T H I C C

@Tervy https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Multifunctional-Electric-Egg-Boiler-Omelette-Maker-Cooking-Tools-Automatic-Crisp-Egg-Sausage-Master-Roll-Machine-220V/32792949219.html
https://youtu.be/KFP5mmPZe_c

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/11-Household-automatic-Multifunctional-Electric-Egg-cooker-Automatic-Egg-Roll-Maker-Egg-Cup-Omelette-mashine/32783024350.html

@Tribit that looks like horribly thing to clean

They come with a little plunger brush to clean it out with

it's a horrible thing overall

It's easier to make your own omelette than that stupid shit though

why do you do this to me

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DIY-New-Sushi-Roll-Maker-Kit-Sushi-Bazooka-Rice-Roller-Mold-Mould-Chef-Kitchen-Set/32782592053.html

Sushi Bazooka

i'm watching various chinese popcorn making methods on youtube now

a cooking channel im subscribed to tested out that omlette maker and it was trash

what other fun stuff can you buy from gaybest?

roll D100

and press "explore" tab

count from first item

bought my mom a redmeme 4a

what is it with buying knives

what do you need all these edgy looking knives for

because chinks put patterns on everything they manufacture

@CIA to defend yourself from niggers and opening chink shit

and it looks particually good on knives

hey 50 blades for 4$, seems legit

are chink lighters worth buying

or are they shit

i mean like

disposable ones

which come prefilled

literally whats the point

just go to the local paki shop

no because they're like

5 for a pound

i can get 50 for 6 pound on ebay

but i assumed it would be cheaper on aliexpress

>shipping fire hazards by mail

would customs really let that stuff through

they do

threw that D100

and this is what i got

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_119646.html

i dont ...

well i guess

fine.. il do it

only 1 number away http://www.gearbest.com/hoodies/pp_257982.html

So ugly

whats D100?

a 100-sided die

question: is anyone here enough of an absolute madman to buy a mi mix and post a review

i really want one tho

same

i could buy one

@CIA Crowdfund it 😃

hehe

I volunteer for the review

give me money for a new phone

apparently they're gonna drop a budget one

The Mi Mix is sexist! Give me money to show you why!

Guaranteed money

i just want my fucking keyboard to be delivered for fucks sake where is it china

it's missing a band for my mobile provider's 4g tho

maybe use gofundme and tell some random story about you needing that phone to call your parents in [random african country] or sth

and it HAS to be a mi mix

i really love the look though

^

samsung hasnt managed to emulate it with the s8

but the chinks are literally ahead of the game here

>samshit

in that they're maximising screen size by cutting bezel size down

I don't actually think the Mi Mix is that nice looking

so the phone feels smaller

delet

honestly i was thinking of getting an axon 7 or a zuk z2 pro

like a practical CUCK

but i barely ever spend money like this

and i might

go for a mix

tbh chink phones are just superior

I'm using an iPhone 5 and I fucking despise it

i dont like iOS tbh

RN3P literally best phone i ever used fuck samshit

Have to use VLC or pay for an app to even open Webms

i have a 5s and it gets the job done

yea i remember that shit

>phone posting

Also no clover. NO CLOVER. NO 4CHAN APP AT ALL

theres your problem

i also like havign a file manager

>not comfy phoneposting

clover 👌

I need it for when I work mate, can't be on the chan via work PCs

@Kilbur lad

android feels more like a portable computer

just jailbreak your phone my man

chinks made a jailbreak for the new ios

pangu or some shit

Can you unjailbreak it?

the mi mix is pretty cool

Because I need to sell it

any news on when the lite version is going to be announced?

Also is there 4chan jailbreak apps etc?

/confirmed

yeah you can

jailbreaking is easy as fuck

Haven't jailbreaked a device since the 2nd gen iPod touch

where is the earphone bit for the mi mix

for taking calls

actually

It uses a new technology doesnt it

i dont care

i literally

Vibrations

fell in love with that chinkshit

the moment i saw it

and have been casually on/off shitposting about it here

ever since

lol these /pol/tards in the csg threads

p annoying

sup comfy

What poltards mate

>dont buy chink shit u r hurting westeners u race traitor hurr durr

tfw to intelligent to lurk

so has anyone here used le ecos

le nope

not having an earphone jack seems quite uncomfortable

i literally cannot buy a phone made my UK manufacturers

I don't even see those posts tbh, and they're not really /pol/ related. Just trolling

i think theres like

one UK manufacturer

that makes those luxury phones

gg

that cost like £10k

and i want an android

so that limits me to pretty much asia

Wait

Wiley Fox is from the UK, they're not bad

Still though, run CyanogenMod and are cheap enough

You get the support too I guess

@CIA I think the MI mix uses a special screen vibration tech for the earpiece

*will code HTML for a chink phone to replace my S3 Mini*

amazing

the chinks are truly ahead of their time

>cyanogenmod

At least that's what the Aquos crystal did

i for one welcome our chinese overlords

it's kind of dead

may aswell let globalisation happen

I heard they were trying to think of a way to migrate to lineageos or 7.0 or something

Is it dead or just because OnePlus don't use it anymore?

I always liked Cyanogen

cyanogen is officially dead

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertu

this is the phone

and remade as LineageOS

I believe

forked

Pangu only works for an older iOs version and not for my phone too (the 5c) 😦

yea

cyanogen is dead and they use lineageos now

Ah ok

Did you hear they told Nintendo to fuck off too?

top kek

I'm using MemeUI myself, I don't even feel like changing

sounds like true autist, no wonder the rom was good

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/3006974/nintendo-wanted-now-defunct-cyanogenmod-os-to-power-switch-was-told-to-stick-it

what the fuck

dumb pajeet

lmao what a retard. Why would you try fight Google

what CEO said that

that's some grand autism

if i apply for an internship at google

is there even a point of me going to an interview

they have

all of my data

im convinced of that

lol it would suck working at Google. Basically force you to work outside normal hours

Sunday night at 9pm you'd still be at work

good for the C.V; good pay

>american work culture

i wouldnt mind working late

but i dont know what use i'd be to google

i'm doing economics

It's probably Tedious work shit mate

as in like deadline stuff, like being at school again

they probably have a load of those already

>economics

now thats a meme degree

it is

yeah

i wish i picked engineering

oh well

>American work culture

http://www.thejournal.ie/apple-ex-employee-2038132-Apr2015/

If it keeps going down that road we're going to end up with suicide rates like Japan

economics is fine, as long as capitalism doesn't collapse

capitalism is the natural convergeance

when people figure out they could make more money by doing it

hence why china is the way it is now

(this is chinkshit btw)

>Japan is only 17th in suicide rates

S.Korea is 2nd

jeez

Greenland still first?

Guyana

on the other list it is

moving to <#189467888657235970>

@Cad " I think the MI mix uses a special screen vibration tech for the earpiece" It does and it's pretty innovative.

Really wish the Xiaomi Note 2 was cheaper

Lovely looking device

I LOVE THE MI MIX

OK

im gonna buy this piece of shit

it's the only remarkable chink phone

Oh boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

probably next month tho

Enjoy your taxes on top of it

after i get paid

oh yea

FUCK

hit me with that 20% mr taxman

hit me with that handling fee

fucking customs

1 thousand euro fine

suck me off

JFMSU

>euros

>using subhuman currency

Pounds

sorry

come on fam

1 thousand pounds altogether

@CIA

do you have a new pound yet

nah i dont

shid

i didnt see any at work either

i want one tbh

i got an olympic 50p as change today though

which is ebin

@testtest what in the fuck

im gonna go into work tomorrow with a pound

and switcheroo

if i see a new one

)))

I barely see pokeruble coins

my plans have been truly spannered by this customs business

kind of a shame, they're pretty nice-looking