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2017-03-11 10:30:08 UTC

it even hides itself from screenshots

2017-03-11 10:30:13 UTC

it's peer to peer

2017-03-11 10:30:18 UTC

no servers

2017-03-11 10:30:21 UTC

Lmao!!!

2017-03-11 10:30:26 UTC

they have access to that too...

2017-03-11 10:30:29 UTC

you think you're safe???

2017-03-11 10:30:39 UTC

*hacks your computer*

2017-03-11 10:30:40 UTC

they have access to the hashes but without the keys

2017-03-11 10:30:43 UTC

ohh whats this...

2017-03-11 10:30:47 UTC

allow me to plant some evidence!

2017-03-11 10:30:52 UTC

lel

2017-03-11 10:31:04 UTC

the keys dont matter when they have supercomputers dedicated to the task!!

2017-03-11 10:31:04 UTC

top kek

2017-03-11 10:31:12 UTC

k

2017-03-11 10:31:12 UTC

you think youll be safe from quantum computers cuck!!!

2017-03-11 10:31:22 UTC

enjoy your anime now! you'll be the first victim of the *new world order*

2017-03-11 10:31:24 UTC

quantum computers aren't used by the nsa yet

2017-03-11 10:31:37 UTC

it has no viable usage yet besides research

2017-03-11 10:31:43 UTC

nsa? what does that stand for? *not saying anything* lmao??

2017-03-11 10:31:50 UTC

top kek

2017-03-11 10:31:50 UTC

thats exactly what im gonna do..

2017-03-11 10:31:54 UTC

go to <#189467888657235970>

2017-03-11 10:32:00 UTC

sorry, friend

2017-03-11 10:32:02 UTC

just having a giggle

2017-03-11 10:32:05 UTC

just sharing the laughs

2017-03-11 10:32:09 UTC

ah lel

2017-03-11 10:32:25 UTC

what is your favourite anime, mine is dirty pair, i watch anime purely for the prose!!

2017-03-11 10:32:35 UTC

i haven't been watching anime

2017-03-11 10:32:41 UTC

as of late

2017-03-11 10:32:58 UTC

they all look like cringy shonen to me

2017-03-11 10:33:14 UTC

if you want to talk about anime @ we can talk in <#189467888657235970>

2017-03-11 10:33:29 UTC

nah, its al-right, im going to be leaving soon

2017-03-11 10:33:42 UTC

i have to take...a shower;)

2017-03-11 10:33:49 UTC

have fun

2017-03-11 10:34:25 UTC

I got summerjob thats 400km away from home

2017-03-11 10:34:31 UTC

need to buy all the chink shit now

2017-03-11 10:34:33 UTC

that's 4 hours away?

2017-03-11 10:34:41 UTC

unless you have autobahn

2017-03-11 10:34:42 UTC

yeah, but I dont have a car

2017-03-11 10:34:54 UTC

need to stockpile on chink shit

2017-03-11 10:35:02 UTC

what do you need

2017-03-11 10:35:09 UTC

when i buy chink shit

2017-03-11 10:35:19 UTC

i use it to replace goods i would buy here

2017-03-11 10:35:23 UTC

locally

2017-03-11 10:35:26 UTC

yeah me same

2017-03-11 10:35:34 UTC

just ordered temperature meters

2017-03-11 10:35:41 UTC

for food?

2017-03-11 10:35:48 UTC

nah, but I ordered tea

2017-03-11 10:35:57 UTC

I mean

2017-03-11 10:35:58 UTC

yes

2017-03-11 10:36:12 UTC

let me ask you all a question...

2017-03-11 10:36:30 UTC

if you were to purchase a temperature meter and use it in your daily life...how would you know it was *wrong*

2017-03-11 10:37:05 UTC

you cant rly

2017-03-11 10:37:15 UTC

actually you can

2017-03-11 10:37:19 UTC

just boil water

2017-03-11 10:37:27 UTC

and check if it says 100C

2017-03-11 10:37:36 UTC

I am sure there are other benchmarks too

2017-03-11 10:37:57 UTC

interesting...

2017-03-11 10:38:36 UTC

but how could one conclude that the meter is working based on the accurate measurement of water boiling

2017-03-11 10:39:00 UTC

for let us say, the meter was set at maximum 100C and it read 100C, how would you know it wouldn't raise all the way to 125C without the obstruction?

2017-03-11 10:40:01 UTC

and then, mustn't you at all times also assume that the numbers on the scale are accurately spaced out too...

2017-03-11 10:40:06 UTC

its not good to ask too many questions

2017-03-11 10:40:13 UTC

yes, indeed...

2017-03-11 10:52:12 UTC

compare 2 thermometers

2017-03-11 10:52:30 UTC

use local temp on your phone and the thermometer

2017-03-11 10:52:34 UTC

if it's close enough you're good

2017-03-11 13:33:13 UTC

if u have ice in the fridge u take the temp of ice

2017-03-11 13:33:35 UTC

I just like how they straight up admit the autism

2017-03-11 13:36:18 UTC

@Cuckold960#7496 either the code gets corrupt or the circuit gets fucked. but it will always be consistent except during the exact time of change

2017-03-11 13:53:16 UTC

>14 aud

2017-03-11 14:48:54 UTC

i think im gonna sell my letv and get a xiaomi tv

2017-03-11 15:10:02 UTC

wtf is an letv

2017-03-11 15:10:03 UTC

?

2017-03-11 15:15:59 UTC

leeco tv

2017-03-11 15:16:53 UTC

wtf you bought a chink tv?

2017-03-11 15:17:09 UTC

was that even worth it or are you chink=

2017-03-11 15:17:10 UTC

?

2017-03-11 15:17:20 UTC
2017-03-11 15:17:26 UTC

he lives in china

2017-03-11 15:17:42 UTC

that makes sense

2017-03-11 15:34:49 UTC

Somewhere I heard something good about leEco. Like audibly heard the brand mentioned.

2017-03-11 15:35:09 UTC

I can't remember where, though.. Weird.

2017-03-11 15:36:52 UTC

yeah the tv is actually pretty nice for the price

2017-03-11 15:38:59 UTC

I like my seiki Nip tv.

2017-03-11 15:39:28 UTC

only 4k30hz sadly, but I use it for 1080p 120hz.

2017-03-11 17:38:28 UTC

Is there any way to disable those motherfucking coupon notices in the Ali app?

2017-03-11 18:12:45 UTC

Anybody ever won a freebie?

2017-03-11 18:30:26 UTC

Just downloaded Breath of the wild, what do I do now

2017-03-11 18:30:44 UTC

wait for CEMU to update

2017-03-11 18:30:49 UTC

>cemu

2017-03-11 18:30:53 UTC

>not just playing it on a wii u

2017-03-11 18:31:10 UTC

also shilling my channel: https://discord.gg/aPkvDNJ

2017-03-11 18:31:37 UTC

no idea how to play it on a hacked wii u

2017-03-11 18:31:45 UTC

you need a usb

2017-03-11 18:31:49 UTC

and just install it to the usb

2017-03-11 18:31:54 UTC

and you're able to run it from there

2017-03-11 18:32:06 UTC

I'm gonna run it off my PC

2017-03-11 18:32:31 UTC

ok you gotta wait, its playable in 18FPS until it crashes after 5 min

2017-03-11 18:33:09 UTC

I'm sure the CEMU neet dev team will fix it right up

2017-03-11 18:33:17 UTC

I know all the autists are waiting for this game

2017-03-11 18:33:30 UTC

I got a mechanical keyboard. It feels....uh weird

2017-03-11 18:33:49 UTC

they are not as NEET when they are earning like 6000$ from their patreon

2017-03-11 18:33:54 UTC

a month

2017-03-11 18:34:01 UTC

is cemu the only usable wii u emulator

2017-03-11 18:34:09 UTC

currently yes

2017-03-11 18:34:18 UTC

I'm still waiting on xenia and rpcs3

2017-03-11 18:34:24 UTC

>tfw cfw ps3

2017-03-11 18:34:25 UTC

great feel

2017-03-11 18:34:50 UTC

>2017
>owning a ps3

2017-03-11 18:35:02 UTC

>not playing x console on 4k in PC

2017-03-11 18:35:09 UTC

press my invite link and enter my channel for emulation discussion goys, yes goy yes enter goys

2017-03-11 18:35:20 UTC

shill shoo shoo

2017-03-11 19:25:52 UTC

WTF is x console

2017-03-11 19:29:41 UTC

>he doesn't know

2017-03-11 19:32:42 UTC

WHAT IS IT

2017-03-11 19:45:13 UTC

Ahahaha

2017-03-11 19:50:30 UTC

lmao

2017-03-11 19:50:45 UTC

I thought everybody knew by now

2017-03-11 20:04:14 UTC

No what is it

2017-03-11 20:06:15 UTC

same

2017-03-11 20:08:59 UTC

Man, Cemu needs to fix its fucking memory leaks.

2017-03-11 20:09:24 UTC

PLaying XCX for a couple hours to look over and find it using 23 gigs shortly before it explodes.

2017-03-11 20:10:29 UTC

the fuck is cemu

2017-03-11 20:10:57 UTC

wii u emu

2017-03-11 20:42:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/290222876609740800/DSC_1057.jpg

2017-03-11 20:42:11 UTC

Boi

2017-03-11 20:42:40 UTC

sick

2017-03-11 20:42:54 UTC

can it run minecraft tho

2017-03-11 20:44:47 UTC

dat thing looks huge

2017-03-11 20:49:01 UTC

i have one of thoes

2017-03-11 20:49:08 UTC

it can run minecraft

2017-03-11 20:49:25 UTC

it can also run far cry 2

2017-03-11 20:49:30 UTC

in case u were wondering

2017-03-11 20:49:40 UTC

ive denied u the satisfaction of finding out that for urself

2017-03-11 20:54:56 UTC

Review please

2017-03-11 20:55:08 UTC

hows the battery life?

2017-03-11 20:56:40 UTC

someone was here earlier this day and was asking if CIA was botneting xiaomi phones, i told him @CIA hangs around in this chat.

2017-03-11 20:57:01 UTC

tru

2017-03-11 20:57:12 UTC

also battery life is like 2-3 hours gaming

2017-03-11 20:57:21 UTC

it's LITERALLY better than a nintendo switch

2017-03-11 20:57:30 UTC

at a similar price

2017-03-11 20:57:58 UTC

but switch is one of the most unacceptable consoles nintendo has ever released

2017-03-11 20:58:20 UTC

it's Wii U 2: Electric Boogaloo

2017-03-11 21:06:53 UTC

I love it that

2017-03-11 21:07:00 UTC

whenever a new console releases we all pretend

2017-03-11 21:07:13 UTC

as if its the first time there are non-functioning consoles

2017-03-11 21:07:36 UTC

and that it isn't common for a shitton of first generation consoles to not work properly

2017-03-11 21:08:19 UTC

that's a fair point

2017-03-11 21:08:27 UTC

but it has shitty specs too

2017-03-11 21:08:38 UTC

and costs as much as a ps4

2017-03-11 21:08:41 UTC

(((modded))) maxwell

2017-03-11 21:09:07 UTC

fucking 3 year old specs that costed 199$

2017-03-11 21:09:13 UTC

3 years ago

2017-03-11 21:09:18 UTC

I got a 10000 mah xiaomi powerbank for it

2017-03-11 21:09:35 UTC

@Ruori grill?

2017-03-11 21:09:49 UTC

@Ruori wut amperage output

2017-03-11 21:10:13 UTC

yeah I mean obviously the speccs are awful

2017-03-11 21:10:19 UTC

i charge mine on a 2.4A anker plug because i'm a britbong

2017-03-11 21:10:25 UTC

and it doesnt charge very quickly

2017-03-11 21:10:34 UTC

but its just this mentallity of "There are some faulty consoles this means that the launch was awful period"

2017-03-11 21:10:39 UTC

>tfw britbong

2017-03-11 21:10:42 UTC

what county fam

2017-03-11 21:10:47 UTC

berkshire

2017-03-11 21:10:56 UTC

There is a new xiaomi 10k mAh with quick charge

2017-03-11 21:11:05 UTC

oh

2017-03-11 21:11:08 UTC

yorkshire here

2017-03-11 21:11:13 UTC

:DDD

2017-03-11 21:11:15 UTC

>shire

2017-03-11 21:11:17 UTC

:DDDDD

2017-03-11 21:11:24 UTC

tfw based north

2017-03-11 21:11:26 UTC

i live in windsor

2017-03-11 21:11:28 UTC

this is sum lotr shit

2017-03-11 21:11:29 UTC

i live in legoland

2017-03-11 21:11:31 UTC

this shire

2017-03-11 21:11:34 UTC

> be at my bank
> they ask me what brand my phone is (because they got a new app apparently)
> "Xiaomi"
> "What?"

2017-03-11 21:11:50 UTC

spaghetti falls out of your thinkpad

2017-03-11 21:12:34 UTC

umaru figurines falling from your mi-bag

2017-03-11 21:12:47 UTC

umaru is a shit anime

2017-03-11 21:12:56 UTC

i dont know why its a meme

2017-03-11 21:13:00 UTC

because cute

2017-03-11 21:13:40 UTC

HAHA SHE GETS REALLY SMALL AND IS LAZY AND DRINK SO MUCH COKE WHILE HER CUCK BROTHER DO ALL THE HOUSE WORK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2017-03-11 21:13:42 UTC

cause moe

2017-03-11 21:13:42 UTC

what a plot

2017-03-11 21:13:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/290230833615339521/DSC_1059.jpg

2017-03-11 21:13:57 UTC

oh thats the new one with QC

2017-03-11 21:14:12 UTC

Yeah!

2017-03-11 21:14:17 UTC

power bank?

2017-03-11 21:14:22 UTC

poqew

2017-03-11 21:14:24 UTC

so you are a grill then

2017-03-11 21:14:24 UTC

fuck

2017-03-11 21:14:25 UTC

knew it

2017-03-11 21:14:26 UTC

power wank

2017-03-11 21:14:42 UTC

P-p-p-powerbook

2017-03-11 21:14:56 UTC

why do grills broswe /csg/?

2017-03-11 21:15:07 UTC

/cgl/

2017-03-11 21:15:17 UTC

isnt that just trannies?

2017-03-11 21:15:21 UTC

same?

2017-03-11 21:15:28 UTC

Feminine Cocks

2017-03-11 21:15:33 UTC

i like traps

2017-03-11 21:15:42 UTC

I don't

2017-03-11 21:15:45 UTC

fair

2017-03-11 21:15:46 UTC

tfw unironically like traps

2017-03-11 21:15:49 UTC

its not gay

2017-03-11 21:15:53 UTC

daily reminder

2017-03-11 21:15:56 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-03-11 21:15:57 UTC

it is gay

2017-03-11 21:16:02 UTC

>implying

2017-03-11 21:16:04 UTC

they look like women

2017-03-11 21:16:06 UTC

Because Chinese clothes don't make you go broke

2017-03-11 21:16:19 UTC

do you mean *chinese* clothes or replicas

2017-03-11 21:16:20 UTC

do they even fit?

2017-03-11 21:16:32 UTC

very beautiful and sexy

2017-03-11 21:16:32 UTC

chinks are small compared to western women

2017-03-11 21:16:38 UTC

LFMAO

2017-03-11 21:16:39 UTC

very beautiful and sexy

2017-03-11 21:16:51 UTC

sizing is different

2017-03-11 21:16:52 UTC

"""""women""""" (male)

2017-03-11 21:16:54 UTC

thats why u gotta make sure

2017-03-11 21:16:58 UTC

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2017-03-11 21:17:10 UTC

> implying that Women that don't have an incredibly small frame are women

2017-03-11 21:17:13 UTC

please buy more laowai, i call you sexy next time also

2017-03-11 21:17:19 UTC

I like this meme. "Women" without eating disorders lmao

2017-03-11 21:17:43 UTC

@Deleted User is your profile pic the life is strange meme

2017-03-11 21:18:22 UTC

@Windatica if I wanted a qipao I could get one down the street

2017-03-11 21:18:44 UTC

@Phatique if you're Asian already this is a bonus

2017-03-11 21:18:51 UTC

yeah had a spic in Cali draw it for me

2017-03-11 21:19:16 UTC

qipaos is actually my fetish

2017-03-11 21:19:43 UTC

very

2017-03-11 21:19:46 UTC

beautiful

2017-03-11 21:19:48 UTC

i am not asian but everyone thinks i am

2017-03-11 21:19:51 UTC

@Phatique I'm incredibly suprised

2017-03-11 21:19:59 UTC

im probably an asian rapebaby or something

2017-03-11 21:20:20 UTC

@Phatique that's not very harmonious

2017-03-11 21:20:25 UTC

has anyone on /csg/ ever bought a mi mix or are they all too poor

2017-03-11 21:20:36 UTC

/csg/ does not buy flagship phones

2017-03-11 21:20:43 UTC

there is no need when there is redmis

2017-03-11 21:20:44 UTC

/csg/ does not buy phones in general

2017-03-11 21:20:45 UTC

just shitpost

2017-03-11 21:20:49 UTC

fair

2017-03-11 21:20:51 UTC

true

2017-03-11 21:20:55 UTC

wrong

2017-03-11 21:20:55 UTC

Did I miss anything?

2017-03-11 21:21:06 UTC

wow fuck i deleted the wrong comment

2017-03-11 21:21:10 UTC

@Windatica I have a Docomo flipphone

2017-03-11 21:21:12 UTC

there we go

2017-03-11 21:21:13 UTC

mi mix is apple tier pricing

2017-03-11 21:21:20 UTC

but it looks SOOOO COOOL

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