take it to a bike repair place

Tyrobe chewed the chain

Tyrone *

Fuck this liberal keyboard making me autocorrect to "duck"

btw the brakes broke

So now they are stuck

And I can't get the wheels rolling

they can probably swap out the brakes for another

I was actually trying to break the brakes

Wot

Why

I was in the middle of town kicking my bike hard

so he could get it going I guess

but then he'd be full on colliding with a wall at some point to stop

Looking like a mental patient

I was like yolo

Need to work

For chink shit

If you had put on black face paint people would have helped u

Tip for next time

Not in sweden

Oh

they'd think he stole it

Where?

Bikes are all a combination of parts, if the brakes broke you can buy new brakes

and slap them on

there's a bike shop 2 min walk from me who do all that for next to nothing

big drawer full of brakes and seats etc

inb4 Mao buys a whole new bike from chinks that falls apart within a day

I think I wanna buy a new one actually : D

is it necessary for your job? may be better in that case

But probably used

Yes

You can find people who have used their shit like one week and then sell it for the half price

Sell your existing bike, someone will be able to fix it for a few crowns

if you don't want to do it

The thing that sucks ass

offset them costs

Its in downtown

tied up or left there?

Its forbidden to bring your bike to the subway

really? sucks

So I have to take it to a fucking train statin

is it an expensive bike?

Lol no I've had it since I was 14

Its a piece of shit

invest in a good one if its for your job, your ass and thighs will thank you

My ass

Is actually destroyed

The seat

Yeah, look for a bike with good individual parts

Is fucking Mussolini

Shimano is the one everyone seems to respect

for bike parts

once you learn how to swap parts in and out you can chink it up

I have actually bought some chink parts

But only phone holder and lights and stuff

yeah I meant stuff like the gears and seat and brakes etc

Not anything mechanical

handles

Yeah

my bike has been tied up outside for months, I lost the key to my big expensive bike lock

so I've been putting off powerdrilling through it

Rofl

might not be worth it, it's pretty rusty

Buy a chink iron saw

Think only a power saw would do it

I got one of those Kryptonite ones

and give you the money back for your bike if someone breaks the lock

iron saw might do it but I'd be there all day

100% nigger secured or you get your money back! Order now!

which they won't do

Its pretty nice in downtown were you can just leave your bike for 15 min unlocked and no one will nigga it

Everyone there is white

sheeit

Just like Argentinans

in my town the bank rides a bike to work

and leaves it by the front door unchained all day

banker*

yeah

they're coming back though

i asked on of them if they were happy the muslims and the 50 gays were killed

The sad thing is that that is an exception instead of something that's considered normal

and they sided with the gays

rather than being happy that both parties died

have i told you gys about my spiel?

"the shame of afganistan"

That's straight out of the "all the jews and one clown" joke

found it

martyrs for the cause of Allah enjoy an orgy of virgins and "perpetual youth" Quran (56:17) (otherwise known as "boys" Quran (52:24)). Quran (76:19) bluntly states, "And immortal boys will circulate among them, when you see them you will count them as scattered pearls." Technically, the mere presence of boys doesn't necessarily mean sex, however it is strongly implied from the particular emphasis on the effeminacy, handsomeness and "freshness" of the boys. The female virgins of paradise are also compared to pearls (56:23).

islam is supposedly against homosexuality

yet in the quran it talks about going to heaven and having sex with young boys

this always triggers the liberals when i post this

The bible is full of bullshit as well, I'm not even surprised

fuck you

ya goddamn liberal

lol jk

i believe the bible though

Leviticus is a fairly interesting read

Gotta know how to properly sacrifice that goat