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2017-02-16 11:44:25 UTC

it got shipped like a month ago

2017-02-16 11:45:46 UTC

I'm from the uk and have to wait about 2weeks too

2017-02-16 12:26:02 UTC

okay then its safe to say that local post-office has fucked you over

2017-02-16 13:09:46 UTC

why the fuck does it like like 1+ week for a chink package to arrive to Singapore

2017-02-16 13:09:59 UTC

does it fly 5 times in China first?

2017-02-16 13:26:43 UTC

The Eaosisisi stuff is still going.

2017-02-16 13:31:29 UTC

Anyone else got a Xiaomeme Plant monitor? Just ordered one, yet I have literally no use for it.

2017-02-16 13:31:45 UTC

Got to go out and buy a plant now, FFS.

2017-02-16 13:32:11 UTC

lfmao wtf xiaomeme

2017-02-16 13:32:14 UTC

didnt knew about them

2017-02-16 13:32:33 UTC

@Phatique Probably being driven across the country on some villagers ebike

2017-02-16 13:32:44 UTC

There's so much falseflagging bullshit it looks like /v/

2017-02-16 13:33:01 UTC

We come here to make educated purchases and everyone's from literal fucking china to try and get you to buy their wooden blocks shaped like a phone.

2017-02-16 13:33:09 UTC

found a very interesting good in Gearbest๏ผšOriginal Xiaomi Mi Plant Tester http://m.gearbest.com/other-garden-supplies/pp_373947.html

2017-02-16 13:33:40 UTC

feedback says the app is only in chink language

2017-02-16 13:34:06 UTC

@Phatique ่ƒฝไธ่ƒฝไฝ ่ฏดไธญๆ–‡ๅ—

2017-02-16 13:34:23 UTC

i see

2017-02-16 13:34:46 UTC

But fuck, didn't realise that. I can't read it that good haha

2017-02-16 13:34:50 UTC

you forgot the fucking question mark

2017-02-16 13:35:15 UTC

At this point I don't know which chinkshit I should be buying unless they're posting pictures of it not being fucking broken.

2017-02-16 13:35:30 UTC

Dosen't need one? Uses ๅ— instead as far as I knew?

2017-02-16 13:36:48 UTC

ๅ— is an implicit question but it needs to be usually followed by a question mark anyway

2017-02-16 13:36:53 UTC

I don't know if there are exceptions

2017-02-16 13:37:20 UTC

Fair, didn't know. ่ฐข่ฐขใ€‚

2017-02-16 13:38:43 UTC

ๆˆ‘ๅญฆไธญๆ–‡ๅœจ็ˆฑไธๅ กๅคงๅญฆไธ€ๅนดใ€‚ไฝ ๅ‘ข?

2017-02-16 13:39:15 UTC

I'm Italian but I'm married to a chink since 5 years now

2017-02-16 13:39:40 UTC

I don't have a chinese keyboard at work

2017-02-16 13:40:29 UTC

Why did you actually choose to study Chinese?

2017-02-16 13:40:29 UTC

You can use pinyin input using a qwerty keyboard, only doscovered it the other day

2017-02-16 13:41:08 UTC

I can't really use pinyin, I learnt Zhuyin for typing because it's the "standard" choice in Taiwan

2017-02-16 13:41:23 UTC

Recomended by a professor at university, best mate I made there was from China and helped me out a bit. Go out there about once a year

2017-02-16 13:41:59 UTC

Fair, I can't write in strokes. Only Pinyin.

2017-02-16 13:42:27 UTC

it helps a lot with getting the tones right

2017-02-16 13:42:57 UTC

because you need to actually chose the right tone when typing

2017-02-16 13:43:35 UTC

Yeah, suppose. Tones are just a clusterfuck for me. Need way more practise. I always get way better when I go out there for a few weeks then go backwards again as soon as I get home.

2017-02-16 13:46:22 UTC

did you hear the ma mรก mวŽ, mร  meme already?

2017-02-16 13:47:27 UTC

Hello I'm a /csg/ newfag please help

2017-02-16 13:47:36 UTC

No? Haha. But I did actidentally call my mates mum a horse one evening... got kinda awkward haha.

2017-02-16 13:47:42 UTC

Is it somthing like that? Ha

2017-02-16 13:49:00 UTC

ๅฆˆ mฤ mother
้บป mรก bother
้ฉฌ mวŽ horse
้ช‚ mร  scold
ๅ— ma (question tag)

http://mandarinsegments.blogspot.ch/2009/08/mom-bothers-horse-by-scolding-what.html

2017-02-16 13:50:39 UTC

That's really interesting actually, easy way to remember the differences.

2017-02-16 13:51:02 UTC

Can't wait to go back to ๆตทๅ—ไธ‰ไบš.

2017-02-16 13:52:16 UTC

Weathers too cold in here

2017-02-16 13:54:46 UTC

Be prepared to drown in Asian puss though

2017-02-16 13:55:02 UTC

Especially outside of the major cities, girls will sleep with every kind of non-Asian they see

2017-02-16 13:56:56 UTC

And how attractive are they on average? Asking for a friend.

2017-02-16 14:01:42 UTC

I have serious yellow fever

2017-02-16 14:01:48 UTC

so I think they're all hot

2017-02-16 14:02:30 UTC

in my 1 year in Taiwan I slept with like 40 girls, in my 1.5 years in China with around 70

2017-02-16 14:02:31 UTC

and I was a socially awkward kissless virgin

2017-02-16 14:02:42 UTC

when I left Europe

2017-02-16 14:02:52 UTC

they just approach you

2017-02-16 14:02:54 UTC

tfw too sickly to travel

2017-02-16 14:02:58 UTC

they come to you and start talking

2017-02-16 14:03:55 UTC

Huh. Yeah, I don't really care for asians.

2017-02-16 14:04:44 UTC

Can vouch for that. Fuck they're wild. I wasn't too keen on them either till I went over there... now I've full on developed a case of it.

2017-02-16 14:05:43 UTC

Want to quit my shitty training job here and move already, really should see this out for 2 more years and get qualified first though.

2017-02-16 14:06:08 UTC

I worked there and I wouldn't do that again

2017-02-16 14:06:17 UTC

work-life balance sucks

2017-02-16 14:06:21 UTC

My buddys even got a spare apartment by the beach he said I can stay at.

2017-02-16 14:06:23 UTC

unpaid overtimes, 50+ hours / week

2017-02-16 14:06:32 UTC

and totally fucked up working society

2017-02-16 14:06:58 UTC

Heard it was good for forigners though? What where you doing out there?

2017-02-16 14:07:24 UTC

>HTC

2017-02-16 14:07:54 UTC

Basically "make sense"

2017-02-16 14:08:11 UTC

Yeah, not really my line of work... haa

2017-02-16 14:09:30 UTC

Just want an easy white monkey job

2017-02-16 14:10:04 UTC

it's the whole work society in general

2017-02-16 14:10:08 UTC

But I'll settle for Sales, Marketing or English. No fucking way I'm working construction out there

2017-02-16 14:10:11 UTC

they're like "I pay your salary, I own your life"

2017-02-16 14:10:48 UTC

I would live there as an entrepreneur

2017-02-16 14:10:48 UTC

woah WOAH

2017-02-16 14:10:53 UTC

but not as an employee

2017-02-16 14:10:53 UTC

keep it /csg/ related u fuckin scum

2017-02-16 14:11:02 UTC

overthrow the burger-oise

2017-02-16 14:11:53 UTC

Live and work in China is /csg/ related

2017-02-16 14:12:00 UTC

uh WRONG

2017-02-16 14:12:02 UTC

Basically it's about starting a chink-shit life

2017-02-16 14:12:02 UTC

<#248100475054850050>

2017-02-16 14:12:21 UTC

You buy a new life in China -> /csg/

2017-02-16 14:12:28 UTC

uh WRONG

2017-02-16 14:12:33 UTC

You buy a Chinese mailorder bride -> /csg/

2017-02-16 14:13:14 UTC

That's one way to fill the void in my life.

2017-02-16 14:13:55 UTC

ๅฐ็ฑณ Robot Wifu when!?

2017-02-16 14:14:44 UTC

We always make fun about my chink and her complete lack of understanding for humor and sarcasm IRL

2017-02-16 14:14:50 UTC

Basically we call her an "AI"

2017-02-16 14:15:05 UTC

and she's doing her master in informatics now, specializing on artificial intelligence

2017-02-16 14:15:10 UTC

so it's an AI studying AI

2017-02-16 14:15:23 UTC

Anyway, Chinese girls are implied robots

2017-02-16 14:15:26 UTC

that's what I wanted to say

2017-02-16 14:15:32 UTC

you don't need a Robot waifu

2017-02-16 14:17:30 UTC

To be honest it's easy enough picking them up over there anyway. It's true about that though haha. Same with all the ones I met over there.

2017-02-16 14:18:16 UTC

Applied for a job in ShenZhen last night too, not even sure I want to live there.

2017-02-16 14:26:47 UTC

Isn't AI studying AI literally SkyNet anyway?

2017-02-16 14:40:15 UTC

It's more like philosophy. An AI looking to understand itself better

2017-02-16 14:40:23 UTC

Giving itself a purpose, if you want to say so

2017-02-16 15:21:26 UTC

@Operator why

2017-02-16 15:21:27 UTC

I dont get it, I remember buying chargeable 8x AA and 8x AAA batteries from fasttech

2017-02-16 15:21:31 UTC

and now they are all gone

2017-02-16 15:21:35 UTC

or used

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