gg si god

This weather bot is retarded

Lmao

-weather my ass

```
Weather report: my ass

\ / Sunny
.-. 33..38 °C (100 °F)
― ( ) ― ↑ 9 km/h
`-’ 16 km
/ \ 0.0 mm

```

```
Weather report: FAT MAN BALLS

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

-weather inside my dick

```
Weather report: inside my dick

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

```
Weather report: Obama's Fat Cock

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

-weather garbage dump

```
Weather report: garbage dump

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. 29..34 °C (93 °F)
\_( ). ↗ 20 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
1.1 mm

```

-weather my mom's barren uterus

```
Weather report: my mom's barren uterus

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

Damn nibba

That’s cold

-weather cunt

```
Weather report: cunt

Overcast
.--. 18 °C (64 °F)
.-( ). ← 0 km/h
(___.__)__) 32 km
0.0 mm

```

-weather fags

```
Weather report: fags

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. 17 °C (62 °F)
\_( ). ↓ 13 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.1 mm

```

what is the point of this bot

No idea

Bruh

Seems retarded

Y u say bad bad word

-weather fuck

```
Weather report: fuck

_`/"".-. Light Rain Shower, Rain Shower
,\_( ). 14 °C (57 °F)
/(___(__) ↑ 6 km/h
‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ 10 km
‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ 0.1 mm

```

-df retard

**Retard**: The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately [point out] how you're being offensive. [On the contrary], if you call someone who is [mentally handicapped] retarded, you will also be called offensive.
*Person one: You just chugged a [2 liter of Coke] and a box of [Mentos]? You retard.
Person two: Hey, [that's offensive]! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!*
*(<http://retard.urbanup.com/5035417>)* *9 more results*

```

<title>500 Internal Server Error</title>
<h1>Internal Server Error</h1>
<p>The server encountered an internal error and was unable to complete your request. Either the server is overloaded or there is an error in the application.</p>


```

-df Timmy

**timmy**: A timmy is [that one kid] to break something at a party. He [spills] his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a [knife around] he will start cutting things.
*timmy you [smashed] [the picture]!*
*(<http://timmy.urbanup.com/10782287>)* *9 more results*

-df my dick

**My Dick**: [The reason] most of [those bitches] are on [Maury] in the first place.
*[Damn right] [you are not the father]! But [go ahead and] take care of it, because my dick has places to be.*
*(<http://my-dick.urbanup.com/4980985>)* *9 more results*

-df cock

**cock**: A slang word [for dick].

See also:
dick
[donga]
[Richard]
*The [scientific] [name] for cock is [dick].*
*(<http://cock.urbanup.com/7810420>)* *9 more results*

-df bitch ass nigga

**bitch ass nigga**: A [brotha] that acts like a [sista], always whinin' and talkin too much taking your stuff, [talking behind your back] etc
*he [say what], that bitch [ass nigga] talks [too Much]*
*(<http://bitch-ass-nigga.urbanup.com/759451>)* *9 more results*

-df weather

**weather**: Weather is the thing that makes [blighty] so unbearable. In blighty weather is terrible all the time, so much so that many people choose to move abroad or simply jump into the ocean and try to swim to another country. The general weather pattern acorss the United Kingdom is rain, rain, rain. Then a cold front. Then rain, rain, rain. Then freezing winds and snow. Then rain, rain, rain. The Roman Emperor Caeser once abandoned his quest to rule Britain because of the weather, and during the second world war the Luftwaffe were defeated in [the Battle of Britain] because the steel that made their aeroplanes rusted within minutes of coming into contact with [British weather].
*Tim: "[How's the weather]?"
[Jerry]: "You know, [sunny]!"*
*(<http://weather.urbanup.com/1950375>)* *9 more results*

-df your mom

**your mom**: The most [versatile] dis/[comeback] ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're [talking to someone's] mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
*1. guy: Look at that [fat kid]!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + [34] = [69]?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.*
*(<http://your-mom.urbanup.com/2187987>)* *9 more results*

-df hoes mad

**Hoes Mad**: A phrasal meme originating from [Famous Dex's] [2015] track "Hoes Mad."

It is generally used when females are expressing anger in an [irrational] manner.
*Bro 1: Dude my girlfriends been [going crazy] for no fucking reason [as of late]
Bro 2: It's OK dude, [hoes mad], now let's go smoke some weed.*
*(<http://hoes-mad.urbanup.com/13886522>)* *9 more results*

bruh

-df bitches be bonkers

**bitches be bonkers**: Another way of saying "[bitches be crazy]"

This phrase originated from Jamal [Turner], a character from the hit Netflix series "[On My Block]"
*Ruby: He's not coming with us.

[Jamal]: And why would you want him to?

*[Monse] starts walking towards [Cesar's] house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.*
*(<http://bitches-be-bonkers.urbanup.com/12839902>)* *9 more results*

-df penis

**penis**: Something to [look up] on [Urban Dictionary] when you have [nothing better to do]...
*[I'm bored] so I'm going to [look up] penis on [urban dictionary]*
*(<http://penis.urbanup.com/6270357>)* *9 more results*

-df cuck

**cuck**: A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the [compromise] of his beliefs and values, the [desecration] of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, [fidelity], and honesty in a romantic relationship.
*I know [John's] always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Mary started dating he's become a cuck. She spends all of his money and flirts openly with other men. I can [tell it] bothers him but he's so afraid of losing her that he doesn't [say anything].*
*(<http://cuck.urbanup.com/11884077>)* *9 more results*

I just got boofed

-df nazbol

**NazBol**: NazBol is short for National [Bolshevism], which seeks to combine the Extreme [Far Right], and the Extreme Far Left. The way it does this is Extreme Left Economics ([Statism]), and Extreme Right Culturally (Ultra-Nationalism).
The end result is basically an even more edgy way of saying Italian Fascism.
*[Edgy] Dude: I'm an epic [Nazbol] bro.
Educated Dude: So you're basically a Fascist?
Edgy Dude: No, it's different even though the economic and cultural stances are literally the same. [Get educated] bruh. #Nazbolgang
Educated Dude: You're fucking stupid.*
*(<http://nazbol.urbanup.com/14151124>)* *2 more results*

-df blacked

**Blacked**: When a [white-bread] female raised in a middle or upper class home gets tricked by a smooth-taking [Brotha] into being a black dudes girlfriend and [sex partner].
*Hahaha, that rich [naive] white girl got Blacked by [DeShawn] and she doesn't even know that she's [never going] to be the same, hahaha!!!*
*(<http://blacked.urbanup.com/8061151>)* *9 more results*

?define fuck

<:dynoError:314691684455809024> Couldn't find any definition for this word!

<:dynoError:314691684455809024> Couldn't find any definition for this word!

?define nigga

<:dynoError:314691684455809024> Couldn't find any definition for this word!

-df Palestine

**palestine**: Modern day not-quite-country situated in and adjacent to Israel. The area is currently involved in a bloody struggle for [independence] from Israel. Despite what the anti-Israeli Western media likes to say, the politics of the situation have almost nothing to do with the [Palestinian] people themselves and everything to do with other Middle Eastern states (and some power-mongering militants) trying to get revenge on Israel for being owned in the Six-day War (namely Egypt, Jordan and [Syria], whom most coincidentally lost the Palestinian territories during said war).

For years the Palestinian Authority, the main [governing] entity for the region, was run by [Yasser Arafat], a wolf-in-sheeps-clothing who clandestinely sponsored terrorism against Israel knowing full well it would prevent the peace and independence he claimed to desire. Of course, this is the same guy who turned down a perfectly good peace agreement brokered by the US and agreed to by Israel for no good reason so it should be expected.
*[Palestine] might actually get its independence now that [Arafat] is out of the picture and sane people are [running the show] there.*
*(<http://palestine.urbanup.com/1040917>)* *9 more results*

?define define

<:dynoError:314691684455809024> Couldn't find any definition for this word!

Ass hair

-df smegma

**Smegma**: A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.

It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the [glans] during childhood.

As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to [retract] your foreskin.

[Smegma] can be [washed out] with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.

[In case of] [smegma], circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
*"You have [a case of] [smegma]. Just use [plain] water to wash it out."*
*(<http://smegma.urbanup.com/6987135>)* *9 more results*

-df doin your mom

**doin your mom**: A slang term for fucking [your mother]. Often used as a [comeback]. Commonly used among [sixth] graders in school.
*[Lady Gaga] was doin your mom [last night].*
*(<http://doin-your-mom.urbanup.com/4796753>)* *9 more results*

<:lols:468106974706401300>

-df bitches be cray cray

**cray**: [Another word] for crazy. [An abbreviation] that you can use to describe [a crazy] person.
*[That one] cray [bitch].

She be cray.

Why are you [acting] so cray?*
*(<http://cray.urbanup.com/7181148>)* *9 more results*

Suck me

🤷

-df they trynna be crepe

**trynna**: [Short term] for "[Trying to]"
*My girl is always trynna [be like] [Ciara] ['cause] she looks like her*
*(<http://trynna.urbanup.com/1474947>)* *9 more results*

-df Mordde

**Mordd**: You don't get on a [Mordd's] bad side.

You don't fuck with a Mordd.
You don't even attempt to show a Mordd up.
Always remember a Mordd can see through lies and your bullshit.

A Mordd never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk shit and kick ass.

A straight up bad-ass.

A Mordd is the guy to find when you:
1: Need someone's mouth shut for good.

2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.

A Mordd can [take a bullet] to the chest and laugh it off.

A Mordd has an answer to every problem.

A Mordd is a doctor with out a degree he can [mend] a wound using only the clothes on his back.

A Mordd knows everyone.

A Mordd smells seductive and mysterious.

A Mordd never gets boring.

A Mordd [can master] any expertise.
*A Mordd will [fight to the death] [for you], he is [the best] friend you could ever have.*
*(<http://mordd.urbanup.com/9779850>)*

-df Morde

**Morde**: Something you call someone who is a [meme] and smells really bad. He tries [to hang] with you but nobody wants them apart of their group.

This is commonly used at [GGW].
*John: BRO THAT [MORDE] OVER THERE IS REALLY [STINKING] THE ROOM UP.

MIKE: YEA HONESTLY WE NEED TO KICK HIM OUT OF THE GROUP.

MORDE: OH [NONONONONO].*
*(<http://morde.urbanup.com/13277250>)* *8 more results*

Lmfao

Oh [Nonononono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ1rKB16dD0

HOI4 best game

Hono

Homo

Hono

Homo

```
Weather report: Niggеr Land

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

Damn

Nigeria is niger land

bruh

bruh

I thot i shud intrueduce me to you <@&508200803681697802> hei im efanga, im new here

laugh at the meme

My nigerian brozzas

Giv me 1000 usd

An i giv 5000 usd

On time promo

Brozzas

Hillary sucks

Rip

Lll

Why?

Who u want for 2020

Adolf Obama 2020

LOL

Lol

♥

Obama loves all

U like trump?

GG @Viper, you just advanced to level 3!

Or just obama?

Adolf Obama ♥

2020

Vote me 2020

HELL YEAHH

Yeeeee

🆙 | **Viper leveled up!**

My nigerian brozzas

Giv 200000 usd

An i giv 80000000 usd

1 tim promo

Wtf

Trump 2020

Muhahahahha

trump is a big dum dum

Obama is god

I like Trump

Trump 2020

vote ombamba

Obama did 9/11

<:peepohype:583660763135344645> 🇺🇸

My nam is Ali from nigera an i prinse. i sii yoo ar my famillie giv credt cad an i send 700000 usd. @Otto

no that wasnt ombabmba

Y'all not voting for jschlatt smh

that was chris benoit

Trend that in tc @Otto

My nam is Ali from nigera an i prinse. i sii yoo ar my famillie giv credt cad an i send 700000 usd.

Trump said hurricane Dorian is going to come to Alabama

That's why I like trump, he makes my day with his jokes

LOL

Ok socialist 🙄

Goddamn socialists 🙄

Pedophilia😍

Howcome I can't become staff ;-;

NO ANGIE

@EfawngaBro

ANGIE BAD

BAD ANGIE

no u

no u

!!!

I can smell when people appear

I have no idea what a socialist is

!!!!!!!!

an idiot @Viper

!!!

i was reading some comics i found from youtube advertisements

and i have nightmares

K

they were fucking porn comics

gg youtube

i kind of regret it, but at the same time i don't

Nice.

very nice tbh

i read a comic about some girl trying to get some boy to fuck her

just so he can get his ass beat

and the second one was one of the pretty girls in this dude's school came to his house

when did my day turn into this

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 3!

Hot

Woahhhhhhhh

My goud goud nigerians

I fake cried on vcto get permission to be back on a commie discord full of weeaboos

Fuck you bot

Just shot up a day care

Hot

I yelled nlgger really loud and got banned again

Lmao

Rip

Lol

🅱

Anyone live near michigan

no

I'm going Michigan in a few months actually

Where abouts

Idk yet

For like vacation lol?

Yeah

Lol

Ah probably somewhere up north then

My buddy and I are going to start a youtube channel where we look for paranormal shit in abandoned houses and shit

Oh that's cool

Lots of old abandoned iron mines in michigan

Hope it goes well

Yah well i was looking for someone whod want to tag along. Everyone is too pussy

@Quarantined Person Sorry I live in New Jersey

I have no plans on going to Michigan

No such thing as the paranormal

The fact that anyone wants to watch retards play with their imaginary friends is mind boggling

J for Joe Rogan

I just worked out too much

Big man

Nice name @rednaxela

Thank you

Hei

@rednaxela did you listen to gg Allin

he’s big in Nigeria

minecraft anyone ?

minecraft is a plot

made by jews

to destroy our race

@TheNobody sure

Who wants to

watch hentai with me

@enth okay then pal

@Zanoillord123 ME ME ME ME

are you a girl?

no but he's gay

oh fuck yeah

@John Brook join lust VC

Chill chat? More like nlgger chat

@TheNobody huh

@John Brook join lust VC

🤦

what

omg

i dont see lust vc

oml

its a server

im not in

<#508200317737762820>

join

it

🤦

Ew

ok nerd

I am not allowed to join lust to begin with

ok now join the VC

I'm a wee' baby😪

@Deleted User dont then

Yes ofc

wtf

I would be

Banned

;-;

his voice