**pigg**: He who loves [Melissa] [Guyer] from [Idaho].
*[Pigg] [loved] [Guyer].*
*(<http://pigg.urbanup.com/315520>)* *6 more results*

-df le

**le**: A new type of cancer that is prominently found in [comic] memes. It is the French equivalent of [the definite article] "the", however in certain memes, it is frivolously placed before any English noun. The exact origins of why "le" is used in memes is [nebulous].
*Scene one: [Le] me with a key
Scene two: Le me sees an electrical outlet

Scene three: Le me sticks the key in it
[Scene four]: Le [crispy] me.*
*(<http://le.urbanup.com/9486232>)* *9 more results*

-df le pig

**le**: A new type of cancer that is prominently found in [comic] memes. It is the French equivalent of [the definite article] "the", however in certain memes, it is frivolously placed before any English noun. The exact origins of why "le" is used in memes is [nebulous].
*Scene one: [Le] me with a key
Scene two: Le me sees an electrical outlet

Scene three: Le me sticks the key in it
[Scene four]: Le [crispy] me.*
*(<http://le.urbanup.com/9486232>)* *9 more results*

-df bob and vagina

**Bob**: [That one guy] who lives [across the street] from you, who almost burned down his house last [Tuesday].
*'Bob is clumsy'*
*(<http://bob.urbanup.com/11171218>)* *9 more results*

Doesn't eating kale cure the cancer

Idk

Does it

Yesh

-df cancer

**cancer**: [Jake Paul]
*[damn] [jake paul] is [fuckin] cancer*
*(<http://cancer.urbanup.com/12280125>)* *9 more results*

-df urmom

**urmom**: (n)
1.used when you feel like you need to [respond] with something, but just can't think of what...

2.an answer that is [a funny] [reply] for most questins
*person 1: [its hot]
person 2: urmom is hot

person 1:wheres my [ipod]?
person 2: urmom

person 1: who's your new [b/f]?
person2: urmom*
*(<http://urmom.urbanup.com/1288157>)* *9 more results*

**ur mum**: The [insult] of all insults. When you're [stuck] and have [nothing] to say, just say 'ur mum'.
*"This [pizza] is still [warm]"
"[Ur mum's] pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".*
*(<http://ur-mum.urbanup.com/1946075>)* *9 more results*

**Cunt Hair**: A [unit] of Measure that means small, but actual Value [depends] on [Application]
*Presion [machinist] says "I need to shave a [cunt hair] off this part" .0001 inch
Carpenter Says "I need to bang that stud a cunt hair to the left" .25 inch
Astronmer says That [Astroid] missed the planet by a cunt hair" 60,000 miles*
*(<http://cunt-hair.urbanup.com/3256838>)* *9 more results*

-df jesus

**Jesus**: Saying "Jesus" [backwards] [sounds] like "[Sausage]" try it.
*Jesus backwards:
[Susej] = [Sausage]!

Now [thumbs up] this comment, or I KILL YOU.*
*(<http://jesus.urbanup.com/5168256>)* *9 more results*

susej

-df sause

**Sause**: a slang on [4chan] used as a synonym for [source] for a certain [material]
*[Request]:
"[sause] on this picture"

fullfilment of [request]:
post the original material [the picture] came from, or some reference to the original material*
*(<http://sause.urbanup.com/3732985>)* *9 more results*

-df 8chan

**8chan**: Like a deeper layer of Hell, 8chan is an image board for anyone who is too much of an [edgelord] for 4chan. Created during the [Gamergate] fiasco when even [the brass] of 4chan decided that situation was getting out of hand and became a base of operations of sorts for the GG crowd.
*[4chan] [banned] me for posting [CP] so I joined 8chan.*
*(<http://8chan.urbanup.com/10099226>)* *7 more results*

-df cp

**cp**: Is an [acronym] for [child porn].
*[Gary Glitter] was [arrested] for [possession] of cp.*
*(<http://cp.urbanup.com/546616>)* *9 more results*

-warn @Viper spam

⚠ Warned `Viper#5077`

How is this spam

wat

-warn @le pigg spam

⚠ Warned `le pigg#8613`

<#508201721009537025>

thanks

O

-tr valeriaa

Took away `1` Rep from **valeriaa** (current: `#7` - `50`)

<#508201721009537025>

rip

OMFG MY CLOTHES CAME

GUESS WHAT ELSE CAME

<a:PepeInvestigate:597895883102617651>

UR MOM

420/11 joke

of the year

-gr @valeriaa

Gave `1` Rep to **valeriaa** (current: `#7` - `51`)

tanks trauma

-unmute @Tommy Robinson

-gr @Trauma

Gave `1` Rep to **Trauma** (current: `#24` - `7`)

🔊 Unmuted `Tommy Robinson#9479`

Bah, backfired

THANK U

lmao

he was banned

Guys

I'm so good at coding

who was?

🆙 | **Doctor Thrax leveled up!**

the guy that was unmuted

rip

Hahahhahahah

Lfam9ffffffaaoo

Why was he banned?

@Deleted User

Literally he wasn’t an alt

<#508201721009537025>

Bruh

Thanks @pompompiggy

Pomp should be mod

🙏

No it’s fine

Instead of pelth

Muting me for being 2 people

why are you back

The strange child

He got kicked

Why arnt I

But now he’s back

Valeria he’s not a fucking alt

i didn’t say so retard

Smhmh

So y u saying why am I back

U the retard val

bc you were kicked like 2 minutes ago retard

I got inv back

Yes

idk why you bother coming back

U have a brain

?

<:peepodumb:538083903835996176>

Lmao

@Tommy Robinson stop annoying the owner

Aight

you were invited back by john shelby

No

by pomp ofc

Why does it matter tho

gay

well no it says john created an invite

He didn’t

So

Well maybe he did too

But I invited him back

^

Also what’s the problem with that

buffoons 🤦🏽‍♀️

Bruh

You was confused about how I managed to join back val

-whois @Tommy Robinson

I was invited by my mates.

yes bc i assumed it was a ban rather than a kick

ouch

Which are Ben John and Arthur as they are known here

lmao

Oh

Waffle

shelbys

Fuck peaky blinders

Boring af

So pelth was right

Wdym right

no

What aha. They invited me to the server

he’s part of the brits sausage fest

<a:PepeFiesta:597894272640876546>

Yes I am Brit

Tommy is not an alt tho

Hmm

No

But he’s part of the Shelby clan

No

No

He doesn’t have Shelby in his name

And did u just see what he wrote before

I don’t team. Teaming me for pussies

he has shelby in his blood

The only person that can confirm it’s not an alt is angie

Angie

What

john told me they are in a vc

Doolittle please check DM’s

hmm wait

<:tea:612835731055837186>

literally he’s not an alt

if my vote still counts, he should stay until he does something.. shelby material

or am i mixing you up with harry

maybe

tommy is not an alt

^

being serious

I’ll send u a proof Val if u need one

take all the shelbys out <a:SaberDance:597854129855135769>

@valeriaa your in all there DM’s mate aha shush

wipe the shelbies out

smh

Shelby’s

@Tommy Robinson don’t ping me fatty

honestly ur hurting innocent people

And tommy isn’t a Shelby

Exactly

BECAUSE THIS A HUGE CONFUSION

he doesn’t like peaky blinders either

these new ppl join right when the brits are banned

I think

That’s what he said

Peaky blinders is alright. It’s boring tho

Mmm

Same shit it is

GG @Tommy Robinson, you just advanced to level 5!

<:tea:612835731055837186>

he’s still not a Shelby

cause i got disabled right when the brits were banned :c

Level 5

bruh they wouldn’t report u

If anything it would be pelth

no

<:waitwhat:583236680903950355>

pomp

stop pointing fingers retard

youre dead to me :c

Yikes

NO I mean if anything they would report pelth

@valeriaa is in all their DM’s ahahaha

By common sense

I’m not saying pelth did

pomp has shit logic sorry not

Valeria

They hate pelth the most

-warn @Tommy Robinson stop ping

⚠ Warned `Tommy Robinson#9479`

Would u report someone u hated

Or someone who’s been nice to u

yeah but, im a close second tho pomp

still mihaly

it was prolly someone else

@pompompiggy bc they always made shit personal with him, same with jesus

btuh

@valeriaa u snake ass. John got u nitro and u did him dirty

i dont think you were in the gc long enough to see me and them butt heads

LMAO

!ban @Tommy Robinson annoying the owner

Who made shit personal

why is John muted

Oh

WHAT

get fucked

<a:SaberDance:597854129855135769> <a:SaberDance:597854129855135769>

@beyond_gravity he said he would stop tho

Yea but they he insulted @valeriaa

Val insults them as well

@beyond_gravity dude wtf

And also

Nah he was a co conspirator

show proof when i *insulted* tommy

It’s unfair

pomp just stop going against authority <a:fight:567843168914243615>

@valeriaa What did jesus

do

made shit personal with who

Hypocrisy

@JesusHand you already apologized it’s nothing

lmao

fatty

oh for calling him a virgin

bc he was saying i used john

or something

Why is john muted

Calling them retards as well

insulting staff

lol

ofc

and also I meant hypocrisy as in pinging him whilst telling him not to ping u

there was no reason for him to ping me

all he was trying to do is talk shit

-warn @valeriaa INsulting staff

The command returned an error: Can't use moderation commands on users ranked the same or higher than you

Still unfair tho that he got banned

stop defending these brainlets

oh hey im back

GG @Mihaly, you just advanced to level 2!

<a:PepeFiesta:597894272640876546>

@Mihaly hi benward

they aren’t brainless