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2019-05-05 06:19:36 UTC

What is transmigration?

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reincarnation

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just another word for it

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explain

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what

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it's just another word

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transmigration = reincarnation

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why is this not touched on in the NT?

2019-05-05 06:20:07 UTC

Just like a woman is born with so many eggs, so too did humanity only start with so many souls.

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because it isn't that normal jews believe in it

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Cathars, Druze, Gnostics sometimes believe in it

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it is more of a subject of Jewish mysticism

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AKA Kabbalah

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which is a part of higher level Judaism

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it use to be a fringe group of Jews, but it has since become orthodoxy

2019-05-05 06:21:26 UTC

idk about all of that, I just know the laws of physics totally apply.

2019-05-05 06:21:47 UTC

no, laws of physics don't apply

2019-05-05 06:21:50 UTC

Even many beliefs of mainstream Jews are not based in pre-Christian Judaism

2019-05-05 06:21:53 UTC

it is quantum mechanics that has strange similarities to

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Kabbalah

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We know this because they edited their Bible in the early middle ages and they wrote the Talmud

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quantum mechanics are entirely independent of the laws of physics

2019-05-05 06:22:37 UTC

Energy can't be created or destroyed, just changes state. You can't steal(create energy) and get away with it, the universe does not allow for it.

2019-05-05 06:22:45 UTC

Solomon talks about it.

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Ugh

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Solomon was a pervert.

2019-05-05 06:23:38 UTC

Solomon references being born again.

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Why does Jesus never talk about this?

2019-05-05 06:23:52 UTC

>Solomon was a pervert

2019-05-05 06:23:59 UTC

well when you have

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400+ wives

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The lens with which you read of Solomon is perverse.

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700 wives, 300 concubines

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yes

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Solomon was a straight sexual deviant.

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There's nothing wrong with that.

2019-05-05 06:24:37 UTC

Does that man go to heaven immediately or does he need some purgatory?

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yea there is

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There is EVERYTHING wrong with that.

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polygamy is degenerate

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i do not care waht

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ancients did

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No there isn't, that's a uniquely christian thing.

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as it should be

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love for one

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Getting your dick wet in matrimony is 100% cool

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one man one woman

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Uniquely Christian and Jewish. Jewish law forbids it. And those are the source of the worldwide monogamous morality

2019-05-05 06:25:40 UTC

I only want one woman to love me. I want her to be jealous of my body and to claim me as hers, just as I claim her as mine, and we are one under God in our marriage.

2019-05-05 06:25:40 UTC

nah, marriages are contracts. you can make as many contracts as you like as long as you don't neglect your responsibilites.

2019-05-05 06:25:50 UTC

Jewish law doesn't forbid it.

2019-05-05 06:26:01 UTC

Even in very atheist societies like North Korea, polygamy is seen as degenerate and criminal

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Ashkenazi customs forbid it, Sephardic customs don't.

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And anyone who needs two wives should not have any

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Nobody needs a wife, they want a wife.

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Law > Customs

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If I have two wives, I have to split my attention pleasing both of them, and they are susceptible to cheat on me.

2019-05-05 06:27:12 UTC

@Deleted User now I understand Pauls message when he says to never stop learning scripture.

2019-05-05 06:27:15 UTC

Rag, Jewish customs become law once they're a custom, but they have to be inherited

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Also.

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It's like if your grandfather said to your father "you shall only wear black socks", and he obeyed all the days of his life, and raised you and only got you black socks because his father told him only to wear black socks.

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Now you will be wearing black socks, and all your progeny as well.

2019-05-05 06:28:22 UTC

This non-Jew seems awfully familiar with Jewish law and for some reason thinks it's legit and holds all the same beliefs

2019-05-05 06:28:25 UTC

God made Eve to GIVE ADAM A WIFE. I don't care what Paul says, he wants men to be celibate for God, but God knows that this will kill off his race, and that we are BUILT to procreate.

2019-05-05 06:28:39 UTC

Marriages shouldn't be contracts, that is an awful thing that people in the past did, marriage should be about love but wholesome love, not faggotry or anything uncouth

2019-05-05 06:28:44 UTC

Ok Mr. Not-A-Jew

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marriage as a tool of economy

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Marriages are contracts whether you want them to be or not. Contracts are just agreements.

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it is a divine union between two people

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it is more than a simple agreement

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it is not a business deal

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Marriages were contracts in Jewish law, but Jews were not perfect either. The world was savage back then.

2019-05-05 06:30:04 UTC

Sure, but it is a contract.

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all agreements are contracts, by definition.

2019-05-05 06:30:22 UTC

Christ ordered marriage to be a divine contract.

2019-05-05 06:30:31 UTC

Which Christ?

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**THE CHRIST**

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Which of the Christ?

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Remus what do you think of women in Church

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I think they are wholesome and doing the duty of the Lord. What do you mean?

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As in positions of responsibility

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The wives of leading men.

2019-05-05 06:32:12 UTC

So definitely not priests or pastors etc

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Not clergy

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Did you know that Saturn is an evil god of Hellenic paganism?

2019-05-05 06:32:35 UTC

He is the symbol of Hellenic satan.

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Saturnsrings.

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It's also a planet

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You revolve around Satan.

2019-05-05 06:33:01 UTC

Bam, you see how I just twisted all of that?

2019-05-05 06:33:08 UTC

I could have told you that just based on his Judaism

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Just like you twist Christianity?

2019-05-05 06:33:46 UTC

Saturn is also symbolic of time, and clocks are circular like rings.

2019-05-05 06:34:05 UTC

Anyway, women aren't to be clergy members. Women are built to be subservient to men and there have been psychological studies that they feel most loved, comforted, and happy when in the presence of a leading man.

2019-05-05 06:34:15 UTC

When I made this name, I thought I need to think of a name quick because I don't have all day to come up with a name, hence saturn's rings.

2019-05-05 06:34:26 UTC

But, the bible commands us to not deny the needs of our wife, and vise versa.

2019-05-05 06:34:35 UTC

We are supposed to take care of them.

2019-05-05 06:35:37 UTC

I chose Remus because it's a quick online alias. Perhaps Romulus is more fitting, as he usurped Remus, just as Jacob usurped Esaul, and my name is Jacob.

2019-05-05 06:35:48 UTC

Remus is an RP character.

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of mine.

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so it fits cross-platform.

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(good luck finding me btw. Rag lol)

2019-05-05 06:36:27 UTC

Yakov means supplanter

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same meaning

2019-05-05 06:37:08 UTC

Very brief summary of how our service goes. Intro hymn, priest greets everyone, we do a penitential prayer, Kyrie Eleison, then sing the Gloria, a prayer, and then a reading from the Old Testament

2019-05-05 06:37:17 UTC

That OT reading is done by a layperson

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Sometimes a woman

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Sounds lovely.

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That's sexually immoral

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(gay)

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How is a woman reading from the OT sexually immoral?

2019-05-05 06:38:19 UTC

Then we sing one of the Psalms, in a call-response fashion the way they were originally sung by the old Jews, and then a reading from the New Testament but not the Gospel

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Then we sing Alleluja

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And then the priest, or deacon if there is one, reads the Gospel. Everyone stands up for this

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Sounds like idolatry, but okay.

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Once they start Alleluja the whole congregation stands

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@saturnsrings How is a woman reading sexual immoral?

2019-05-05 06:40:02 UTC

It's not, I was being silly. I like to do that sometimes.

2019-05-05 06:40:08 UTC

Ragnarok, in Churches of Christ women have 0 leading positions, but they do make great singers. Men always lead sing.

2019-05-05 06:40:17 UTC

Then after the Gospel we all sit and the priest or deacon will preach a sermon, also called homily, based on the readings

2019-05-05 06:40:44 UTC

Srsly, though, women have more important things to do.

2019-05-05 06:40:48 UTC

Only the priest or deacon can read the Gospel at Mass but anyone can read the other readings

2019-05-05 06:41:04 UTC

@saturnsrings What is more important than worship

2019-05-05 06:41:08 UTC

If there is a deacon present then he is supposed to read the Gospel and preach, not the priest

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G-d doesn't want you to worship or do anything else at the cost of neglecting your children.

2019-05-05 06:42:10 UTC

God also doesn't want people to make superficial spellings of a generic English term that makes them obvious Jews

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<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/574486057064726528/unknown.png

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Prayer>Sex

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It would be convinient for you if I were a Jew, because then you wouldn't have to try to justify your idolatry anymore.

2019-05-05 06:43:20 UTC

the only reason saying god damnit is a sin is because you're cursing something, and if that thing is not a sin, then you're cursing the wrong thing.

2019-05-05 06:43:39 UTC

Then we all recite the Nicene Creed

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You would feel comfortable dismissing me. I was born and raised a catholic, and rejected christianity upon reading then ten commandments at 9 years old.

2019-05-05 06:44:03 UTC

When was that, yesterday?

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But Jesus is God.

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close to 20 years ago

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So he's 29/30

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Nah, they lied to you, Remus

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Yeah Remus sorry bro it was all a trick

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YOU GOT ME RED HANDED

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He's figured us out!

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then the prophesies in the OT are horseshit. The prophesies of the coming messiah LITERALLY 400 YEARS BEFORE CHRIST WAS BORN

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Yes I have.

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Remus, there isn't one messiah. there are many messiah

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We sing another hymn, then they bring the bread and wine and collect tithes

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In hebrew messiah = annointed = christ

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More prayers

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I have only a few hundred dollars.

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I am currently unemployed.

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Can I take communion if I cannot pay my tithe?

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Remus, also the only Prophet that got it 100% right was Moses.

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Everybody else didn't have anywhere near as clear vision.

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Yes

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spiritual vision that makes them prophets

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But you CANNOT take communion if you have not received confirmation and have not confessed all mortal sins

2019-05-05 06:48:35 UTC

See, what is this bullshit, you have to pay a tithe (tax). No wonder the christian church was such a booming business, masters of propganda.

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G-d doesn't charge you anything to pray to him.

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Just pray, he will listen. This is all you need.

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And then we kneel during these prayers, and after we stand for the Lord's Prayer

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Praise his name, and he will bless you.

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kneeling to idols has been forbidden by G-d

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Then everyone greets each other, the "sign of peace" according to local custom (handshake in the west)

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Tithes aren't in the new testament, and Jesus partook in them because of Jewish tradition. The only reason we have them today is through custom, and the money is used for donation.

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Jewish tradition is to give charity, not to give tithes.

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And we pray and kneel again, and one row at a time go to take communion

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Brother Nathanael is a legit crazy

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People who can't take communion can still go, but they cross their arms over their chest and the priest will bless them instead

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After that's all done, the priest takes communion, and everyone stands

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Prayer is generally done standing

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Sitting has only been a thing for a few centuries, originally there were no pews and we stood the whole time and knelt during the consecration

2019-05-05 06:52:47 UTC

@Deleted User I have a question. Isaiah prophesizes of a coming child, (Immanuel) born of a virgin to slay Jerusalem's enemies. I think it was with King Judah? I am not sure. That child never came in the King's time, but instead was with the Birth of Jesus.

2019-05-05 06:52:50 UTC

I think Orthodox are still like that and some Eastern Catholics

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That doesn't make sense to me.

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Verse?

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Nobody supports Trump like Jews.

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except the Jews who are staunchly leftist

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That woman that was shot in San Diego and killed wanted the wall built.

2019-05-05 06:54:10 UTC

I think Mathew mistook the prophecy for something else.

2019-05-05 06:54:14 UTC

Those aren't Jews, Amadeus, they're G-dless.

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they are Jews, they are just not orthodox

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and jew is more than just a religion

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You aren't a real jew if you aren't orthodox

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unless you magically get a semitic nose when you sign up at the local synagogue

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saturn is Noahide get it right

2019-05-05 06:55:43 UTC

In fact, it says so in OT. If you don't observe the sabbath, you aren't a jew anymore.

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Your soul is cut from the nation

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BuT iM nOaHiDe

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Only Othodox observe the sabbath

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But muh Noahide Laws

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And only Jews use "G-d" and reject Jesus

2019-05-05 06:56:54 UTC

Dude.

2019-05-05 06:57:00 UTC

OT were laws of the flesh

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NT is laws of the Spirit.

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Christ abolished OT when he died on the cross.

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Which Christ?

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We serve by the Spirit, not by the flesh, Christ sets us free, and please shut the fuck up about that.

2019-05-05 06:57:46 UTC

Doesn't sound like any christ that G-d annointed.

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wHiCh cHrIsT

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**THE CHRIST**

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Which one of the christs?

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God the Christ

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JESUS CHRIST. YAHWEH IN THE FLESH.

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G-d isn't a christ, he is the annointer of christs.

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He isn't the king, he's the king maker.

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Jesus Christ is the Lord of Lords and King of Kings.

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God Emperor.

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God-Emperor God

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@Deleted User share your testimony of the miracle you saw today.

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not today

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but when you served as an EMT.

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I'm about to witness another miracle today

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If I survive this crapping

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lol

2019-05-05 07:00:53 UTC

Jesus wasn't a christ, he was killed. Deuteronomy says the christs won't be killed and being a lich isn't proof they're a christ.

2019-05-05 07:01:08 UTC

all Jewish kings died

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only two people in the Bible did not die

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Death isn't being killed

2019-05-05 07:01:16 UTC

Enoch and Elijah

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Ok just offer Discernist $20 to ban him

2019-05-05 07:01:32 UTC

nah he is fun

2019-05-05 07:01:51 UTC

Jesus was killed by Romans, not a trait of any christ

2019-05-05 07:02:16 UTC

Saturn, show us the passage is Deuteronomy, that says Christs won't be killed.

2019-05-05 07:02:25 UTC

You say a big claim.

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Prove it

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Hold on, lemme grab it

2019-05-05 07:03:16 UTC

I have Church at 8:30.

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I have Mass at 11

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Where I am elected and predestined to serve my God.

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Where I will kneel before the God-Emperor

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If you use the possessive case, you cease to be speaking of the only G-d

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you idolator

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I am a child of God, is he not my God?

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Is he not my spiritual father, my Creator?

2019-05-05 07:04:41 UTC

That's another major benefit of Catholicism. Usually it's not so early in the morning, and a big church will have multiple masses on Sunday, you only need one. Anything after sunset on the preceding Saturday still counts

2019-05-05 07:04:43 UTC

No, you belong to him

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We belong to God, and this Jew belongs to the devil

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<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

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is you birth fahter not YOUR FATHER?

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Likewise, the being that created me IS MY CREATOR.

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Your father is accountable to you

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You are accountable to G-d

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You're so superstitious.

2019-05-05 07:05:58 UTC

Prove that Christs don't die.

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Not that they don't die, but that they aren't killed.

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prove it

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show us the passage

2019-05-05 07:06:24 UTC

im looking it up now

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