@Andrules It was the first source of high quality soldiers

so I give them a pass 😛

I liked the greek and roman method more

Noble families sending kids to military schools? That what you’re talking about Mike?

With Ceasar fucking dudes up in person

All aristocrats (males) had to be trained on weapons

as they studied a lot of foreign languages too

being a knight was costing an arm and a leg back then

Brit royal family still does this too

Had to learn how to talk to your sister/aunt/wife

All the same person by the way.

you have to keep the bloodline pur

e

This is a solid meme

When you meme, meme like this

Oof

Instructions unclear. I self owned 😔

Hey man

🤣

2" is a bitch at 90 mph

Or so the military has taught me

I’m not black, so I don’t have to sit around pretending my dick is huge.

Idk

Apparently many women hate big dicks

It's only because there are so many nigger women in our society that people think big dick is the standard

Like I remember a news clip from russia

Well... average size is average for a reason 🤷

Dude got a surgery for an 8" dick

Women found him completely unfuckable lmao

Does that even work? Never even considered looking into dick enlargement surgery 🤣

Also... that makes sense. Even porn dudes are like 6-7. Not sure why I know that 🤷 😔

@Andrules Well what could be the worst thing to happen? xD

There is a dick enlargement surgery that works

im 4.2 inches

thanks to my asian genes

i have a small dick but I'm not a genius

thanks selective asian stereotype

When you get an erection you should be able to feel more dick behind your balls

The surgery pulls all of it out to make your dick bigger

It allegedly adds 1 to 3 inches

Granted then you get a dick that cant stand up on it's own lmao

7.1 inches here, my greek genes are strong

@Ehzek ouch, why would anyone want to do that?

Idk, because they want a bigger dick?

It's more reasonable than saline injections

That shit is hilariously gay

saline injections?

should I google it?

xD

Like a boob job

For your penis

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oh

It's the stuff of nightmares honestly

Looks like a dude fucked a beehive

kek

Though nothing holds a candle to transgender surgeries

I dont recommend reading that shit ever

Truely Frankensteins monster level shit

I believe I shared an article recently that some nutjob trans added fishscale to have more "realistic" vagina

Yeah that has been making the rounds

Half of me feels bad for the dr that have to deal with that shit but the other half don't give a fuck with the money they will get

I use to just start reading the transgender surgeries on xboxlive. That's always fun

Back when they didnt ban people for anything

they need to create a horror movie about transgender ruling the world

The trans surgeries are “fun” to read about.

That surgery sounds horrible Ehzek 🤣

Just mentioning it. Its the only way to get a bigger dick and have it be "natural"

Yeah I know that. Can’t imagine anyone wanting a dick that can’t stand up on its own 🤣

Imagine being this joyless

I'm with you there. But I would imagine that if you like to helocopter dick it would be a great asset

(walks in)
what the fuck

@Ehzek Meme invalid; sandwich-making only pays at Subway

I think you are missing the point of the meme?

Didn't know GET has a discord

its a place where we can speak without fear of getting zucced

look

Nigger

see? not zucced

Except the site admins are liberal idiots who zucc anything they don't agree with.

@Andrules a high school student in my province was caught wearing black face and making memes with whips and chains

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I cant find the article but its gold

there was a latvian streamer who tried to cosplay a black character and was banned for blackface

i doubt blackface is even a concept in Latvia

she did the makeup very well too

Friend of mine was posted in Latvia this past year

Said the Latvians are assholes lmfao

I mean... outside of english speaking countries "rascism" is the rule not the exception

White people are the only ones that can be racists because they are the only ones that will feel guilty over it.

Lmfao

https://www.dailywire.com/news/47309/emily-ratajkowski-poses-nude-punish-old-white-men-amanda-prestigiacomo

She showed us guys

lets pack it up

@Thornberry damn that sucks. Hope that kid can recover from being ousted like that.

She just wants work

Yeah lol

She looks good naked though, I’ll give her that.

Can see her tits in that music video. Plus a couple other girls.

Robin Thicke I think was the group/band/artist or whatever.

Look at those milkies

shit man, and here i thought i could ban abortions but this chick went naked so i can't do anything now

She is just counter acting the sex ban

Dumb thot

>Patriarchy establishes dominance through legislature
>hoes respond with rage, nudes, or sudden chastity

This is all good
So now I'm conflicted

Omg

Based woman

News on the Missouri ban

"Women say that without legal abortion women will not have access to safe abortions. Abortions arent safe, someone dies in every procedure."

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Clarification (in case anyone was wondering)
I'm not transphobic
I'm transintolerant

I'm impartial on the abortion thing but it's rustling the ever living hell out of my jimmies that everyone on social media won't shut the fuck up about it

ignore the drama, you'll live longer

Thots were crying for YEARS that this would happen, and people kept telling them to chill

but they kept escalating and now it's happening all because they were acting like jackasses

if they'd just cooled it we wouldn't even be talking about it

I'm worried the same shit is going to happen with gun control, every shooting the right wing goes on parade about gun control

http://time.com/longform/high-school-shooting-teams/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=social-share-article&utm_content=20190515

*freedom intensifies*

Every gun law is an infringement on the constitution. Can’t change my mind.

It’s not just the right that complains about gun control. *The left* loses its mind and asks for gun confiscation and/or turning us into Britain or Australia with gun laws.

I'm waiting for the penultimate blog post from a woman who used company benefits to freeze her eggs, got artificial insemination done while in a lesbian relationship, and then aborted the fetus

it's only a matter of time

Damn quiet in here

some days are slower then others

man TNA has some fine ladies on their Impact wrestling

I took a cab earlier jfc

Halifax

Those are amazing mouse pads

F to those who lost their accounts and pages

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=841912736164807&id=145929182429836

@Andrules

Apology video but you cannot understand a word he says

👍🏻

There is freedom in Christ. Change my mind.

Guys, over the past few weeks, I've gone from a disbelieving atheist to a Christian exploring Catholicism. I will say, that regardless of denomination, love Christ first. Talk to @Deleted User for more info for good input on Christian history.

If he can slowly convert me, urging me to reach out to locals, he can do the same to you.

Ratjakowski or however you spell it had her nudes leaked the same time as the Hunger Games bitch

@Iakovos X

@Kittys no yangbux for you faggot

I'ma get dat bag

Bag of my testicles or a bag of weed you dumb nigga

wtff

that nigga a cartoon

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-17/non-citizens-commit-42-federal-crimes-despite-being-only-7-us-population

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KvyEx2cnGo

She's great

soph is great

Soph is the hero we don't deserve

zoomers are giving me hope

Soph has triggered all the liberals in my family and I love it

also, highlight of my morning

at the store buying coffee grounds.
a group and "mentally challenged" children come in with a handler
I hear a employee mutter to a co-worker. Call the wranglers, it going to happen again.
I had to resist the urge to stay and see what that was.

KEK

today I'm writing an article about old rumors of smuggling tunnels under two old hotels in my city, in the case of one of the hotels the truth is stranger then fiction. it wasn't a tunnel. it was a bear den. The manager let bears sleep in the basement of his hotel during the winter

Leftists mad af at the Australian General election. EU general election next. Choo choo motherfuckers.

What were the results?

labour party lost lmao

Yep, big swing to the right in Australia. Same situation as 2016/Brexit, leftist media has been saying the socialists were going to win for two years. So much that bookies paid out winnings early. Now they have to pay out twice.

polls before election
LABOR HAS 98% CHANCE OF WINNING

@Deleted User imagine trying to use those tunnels and find angry bear(s) 🤣

yep. the guy was a Latvian immigrant to Canada and from all accounts was a bit of a bad ass 😄
hunt bears, raise the cubs then have them as entertainment for guests at another resort he ran.

Wow that’s awesome

37 bears and 24 deer from what I've read

also "may" have allowed his hotel to be used as a meeting place for american mafia people during the prohibition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOxhsnmr5u4&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR2nklVyOG-ALjs9oPttyFQp8j142P7hLU8uWmbLxLhtKAHzRlruGe2HmpQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=460THqXGvz4

Well we can sit around complaining about (((Bernstein))) and ridiculing the people who take action

Or we can nut up and do something

Like what

Nothing admin

https://youtu.be/CK3ryrI8aXI

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If there's any mods from the GET group around, there is a problem glasses wearing fuck seemingly fishing for and collecting snapshots of comments in the group right now

boomer post but its from my 60 something year old pastor

Yeah that's really boomer

But accurate

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/arnold-schwarzenegger-blindsided-dropkicked-in-the-back-during-sporting-event-in-south-africa/ar-AABy1FT?ocid=spartanntp

What party are we rooting for down under?

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We rooting for liberals I think

Labor is the leftist party

nationalist is the literally hitler party

I hope you have a nice day

Kinda wasted here 😂 👀

Okay so Coalition AKA the suburban and outback vote?

oh dear. Mike is wasted

It was fun at least

I even cooked some home made soublakia for my friends 😋

I've actually had that. pretty good

But never go all out on blackcurrant wine

it hits hard

macedonian milkers

wow

I'm motionless in my chair listening to trance and I'm possessed by the music

@the good jew Athenians* 😛

are you high

no no

you havent seen the macedonian singer

at eurovision

the half canadian you mean?

no

one sec

tamara todevska

google her

fair warning here

Never call skopjans macedonians again especially when I'm drunk

😛

oh you drunk

thats nice

also she is ugly mate kek

milkers

M I L K E R S

they aren't even that big

bruh

shes no shapiro but still

shapiro's boobs honestly aren't that big either

well they are milkers though

but I have seen bigger irl

big in comparison to most girls, but not *big*

I don't like in particular big boobs though

i like huge boobs

as long as they are natural

I prefer a good ass

for slapping

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big ass, *big* boobs, plump motherly body

I find too big boobs ugly

well it depends on how they are

if they are too saggy and flat as a result (as in they just vertically sag, and don't really perk out) then that is kinda gross

but boobs are very different from one girl to the next

there are good ones and bad ones

also areolae is important to keep in consideration

Dunno I prefer A-B (C depends) with a nice ass tbh

i don't like it when areolae basically covers the entire breast 👀

that's kinda gross