You’re a papal boi Conn?

Also... that’s pretty cool you went to Mass with Robert Picardo.

@Andrules I'm actually Baptist. but as his handlers we had to stay with him. it went pretty well. What was funny is that no one recognized him.

only place we went where people didn't recognize him

are they retarded

bezos was in losses up to a few years ago

same with uber

they really are stupid

@Deleted User ah ok. So how did you land that job?

also happy 71st bday to israel

My sister saw Sal from Impractical Jokers in Canada last year. She was on a vacation trip and happened to see him out and about near their hotel.

my aunt is on a convention team. she needed people who knew of the actors but would not geek out.

Ah. That’s pretty awesome.

Thundercon 2017

I’d probably totally freak out like a child if I got to meet any celebrity type person.

Happy Birthday Israel. And yes, those people are retarded.

last year I handled Brian Muir. AKA the man who made most of the costumes for all the Star Wars films up to Rouge One

@the good jew Rush Limbaugh was talking about that today. Said some tax law changed and nearly ruined Trump. Then, because he had borrowed so much from the banks he was too big to fail so they couldn’t collect the debt.

I ended up friends with his wife on Facebook 😄

Wow that’s pretty cool

whos rush limbaugh

KYS now.

🤣

a nigga

he's a right wing radio show host

and he has written some books

There’s an article written by The NY Times that was praising Trump for his comeback. Was written in like 1995.

The article mentioned how masterful it was of Trump to have borrowed so much money from so many banks that if they tried to collect his debt, they would all collapse.

@the good jew do you seriously not know who that is, or are you messing with me?

truly

he's israeli, and rush limbaugh is americentric

bruh there's apparently a syphilis outbreak in anchorage

😂

Okay legit

roasting vegans

is my favorite sport for 2k19

Rush Limbaugh is known worldwide though. Which is why I was confused.

Thinking about it now though... Israelis have to worry too much about sand people.

@Deleted User next weeks provincial election

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Smoking is bad for you.

But she is overweight, it could be a condition but it could also be eating too much. We should be slow to judgement in this case.

Smoking though have lower chances to kill you from being a landwhale though

Of course I'm not going to smoke near kids, but hell having landwhales telling me about health is ironic

Smoking is a slow death. Every cigarette increases chance of cancer.

Yet also is less dangerous from drinking everyday or being overweight but yes smoking is also bad. I do enjoy it though, one of the few things I do enjoy in my life <:thinking:445724717450526731>

Orange Man inconvenient

I want my Tom broadcast lol

yo

What’s up /ourjew/?

good

you

had a good independence day @Andrules

I'll never have another child at this rate

Another cock block

why

Go to have sex with wife

Baby cries

Reeeee

no thank you sir

im occupied

God damn it jew

You know what I mean

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lol

Every time I try to procreate with my wife. My child cries and it doesnt happen

Nice /ourjew/

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do it no matter what

Meh. Just let the baby cry for a bit

It’ll be good for him/her

You have a son right?

I'm gonna get him baptized that'll take care of the demons

Son yeah

🤣

He's 6 weeks old

What do Israelis do for Independence Day?

Kill Palestinian kids

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^

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😂

joking

we have artists

perform at our cities

Damn. I was getting excited for a minute there.

I bet they do

They just can't say

artists i mean singers

not ballet dancers

Artists aka right wing death squads

They make the Palestinians wail aka singing

lol

🤣

we also BBQ

we make steaks, kebabs

Bbq Palestinians

hamburgers

as a kid i used to love it

Remove kebab!

Oh you mean the food...

nowadays its just getting stoned

🤣😜

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kebab is tasty tbh

only good thing they came up with

Didn't you guys just blow the shit out of the mooslims?

🤞

we cant

geneva n sheeeeeeit

Fuck Geneva

shouldve send them all in 48

Very interesting article

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/dp4bnv/how-to-get-a-girl-to-shit-on-your-chest

tom

if you ever visit israel

i promise i will host you in my house

and show you the best of us

The orthodox Jews?

nopr

the girls

You have a bomb shelter right?

ofc

every house here has one

I thought so.

same in murica

no?

Lol no

I picture all Israelis look like this

There’s people that have them. It’s not common though.

@Thornberry nah

🤣

In NY or NJ maybe 🤷🏼‍♂️

they have special neighbourhoods

New York or New Jersey*

I dont like the look of them

They look unwashed

true

Greasy in a way

they smell of sweat

Idk might be nice

Bathing restrictions on Orthodox Jews?

nah

they just wear lots of cloths

so they sweat a lot

What's with their hair?

Ah. Makes sense.

@Thornberry idk

they dont shave

Oh

most usrselis

israelis

wear same shit as americans

Maybe Americans that live in Arizona 🤣

Hot dry desert.

Israel isn't all desert

I know 😜🤣

THATS WACIST

Shieeet

only south is desertish

Ah ok. I wasn’t actually sure which parts of the country had what climate.

south is desert, north is cold and foresty

central is tel aviv and shit

god i hate tel aviv

Hahaha I love that gif.

is it true

thst most of america hates black pypo

Yes

Most black kids learn to play basketball. It’s one of the few street sports they can participate in.

Gang culture promotes the bling.

let them learn football

and i mean true football

not handegg

For some reason they love watermelon and fried chicken 🤷🏼‍♂️

watsrmelon has both food and drink

and chicken is cheap

Watermelon is actually from Africa

we wuz watahmalon n sheiiiiit

anyway, if anyone of you ever eill be here

a drink on me

gn all

Night man

Sometimes they don't shower because they're legit just praying so much during holidays.

but that's really like a day where they got to bed late the night before because praying and woke up late to go pray and has to self neglect to go pray.

but that's not typical orthodox. typical orthodox folks don't pray that much.

they still have lives outside of praying

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https://www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-chilean-official-drew-a-penis-in-my-passport/

All modern day "Noahides" should be exterminated by burning at the stake

Waste all your time killing Noahides while kebab overruns you.

We've got bigger kebab to remove, idolator.

Remember who opened the gates of Toledo

And the only religion that ever mobilized to fight Islam

It wasn't Noahides which became invalid 2000 years ago along with Jews

@saturnsrings Where do you go to worship the Lord?

Do you love God?

Your idolatry was never valid.

@saturnsrings where do you worship the Lord your God?

With all of my being.

Alright he's a fake.

You're a fake monotheist

He is half troll, half chronic masturbator, all faggot

Haha he called me a leftist in American thread

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That's like calling Stormbreaker a rabbi

You are a leftist, identitarian british cigarette.

Intellectually dishonest as any gender studies major

You're the boomer conservative that was repudiated with the election of Obama.

Are you Filipino?

just American

Lemme rephrase then for a retard

Are you descended from people having their origins in the Philippine Islands?

Let me reiterate for a retard: I'm just American.

White, black, Hispanic, Asian?

Like the sort of people descended from signers of the Declaration of Independence

like American

Black

Just going by IQ

Self-deceit is all you have any aptitude in. Your reading comprehension is shit.

I'm curious where you're from

Probably a New Yorker like the rest of the Jews

Are you a Yankee boy, @saturnsrings ?

My state has constitutional carry

Vermont Jew

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Just like your Jewish god, Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders in no way embodies Jewish values, or my values, and whether or not he's a Jew is debatable. Jews want to claim him, but also acknowledge a certain clause that means his soul is cut from the nation of Israel.

When your down there in Hell getting raped in the ass by the devil I'm just gonna laugh

I'm gonna buy a custom toilet in heaven so instead of being connected to the sewage system, when I shit it'll just drop right out of the bottom and land in your face

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Damn yanggang was more funny to tease then saturn

Shiet just got a 3 days zucc for telling a thot vegan she takes dicks like a vacuum while hating meat 👀 👀

Thy got me for sexual harrashment <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

Shit, Mike, stating facts ain't sexual harassment. The fact she got upset means it's true.

Zucc's losing billions. Stay off facebook, help him lose all of it. That frei circle won't know what hit him.

And where I would roast thots and vegies then?

This is where you become introspective and look to solve the problems within so that you're more capable of solving problems external to your being.

It's fucking boring, but it's dangerous and makes you powerful if you keep yourself honest.

Damn got a straight up second warning, holy fuck zucc is mad at me

@Deleted User that was the most savage thing I've ever seen.

Though I don't think Christians should talk like that.

the God Emperor has a fucking presidential desk on his jet