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2019-05-22 17:15:56 UTC

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2019-05-24 21:44:03 UTC

To all you niggers that think spamming loli it acceptable. I will back trace your IP and leak these chats to the FBI. Yea good luck explaining the 10GB file of loli hentai on your desktop you fucking pedo. You're done for kid for real ill fucking DDOS your whole network. Encrypt your files and sell em to the highest bidder. you dont know who the fuck I am you fucking keyboard warrior.

2019-05-25 08:33:21 UTC

Fuck I want to fucking fuck those milkers seriously I wanna squeeze those big soft tits together and fuck the living shit out of them. My diamond hard cock slipping in and out of the soft wet skin. Pulsing and pumping with every thrust. FUCK LET ME FUCK THOSE BIG JUICY MILKERS!!! I wanna suck on the tits and pinch them and run my hand and face all over those boobs Just lick them and suck them until I cum hands free and they're covered in teeth marks and hickeys. FUUUUUCK I just want to grab them and suck on them and titty fuck them until I cum on her face and chest and nipples and cut all over her stomach. GODDAMMED why are those tits so enticing I want. THOSE. MILKERS. AAAAAAAAAAHH let me touch them!!!

2019-05-25 08:33:43 UTC

god i love fucking TITTIES!!!! HUGE FUCKING BOOBS!!! MOMMY MILKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! even a fucking DRAWING makes me want to CUM. i neeed to jack off RIGHT NOW. god imagine being fucking SMOTHERED TO DEATH with those FAT FUCKING JUGS. i just want to suck those JUICY FUCKING NIPPLES like a horney VACUUM i want them in my MOUTH on my DICK in my FACE AUUUGGHHH I WANT TO MOTORBOTE those fucking BOOOOOOOOOOOBS. god imagine being CORRIN and TITFUCKING your sisters BREASTS. god i cuouldnt cum ANYWHERE ELSE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD I WANT A PAIR OF HUGE TITTIES in my face right fucking NOW
AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my cock is SO FUCKING HARD nad im going to CUM. CUM CUM CUM!!!! from those fucking boobies!!! gtod i want to FIST FUCK and watch those titties SHAKE and suck their fucking NIPPLES AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2019-05-26 14:20:27 UTC

Upon closer examination, one can see how Bikini Bottom is an allegory for the destiny of Faustian europe. Squidward clearly represents the Apollonian aryan man, stern, cultured, full of the creative Hyperborean soul and solar aristocratic character, and yet there is a tragic aspect to his character, in that his spiritual and creative passions are given no place in the degenrate modernistic kosher bacchanale that is modern (((Krabs)))-run Bikini Bottom. Spongebob represents the Dionysian aspect of aryan culture- he is the unawakened gentile, who has succumbed to cultural marxist brainwashing. Always maintaining a cheerful, carefree demeanor, and yet fawning and servile before the semitic crustacean power structure. Patrick represents the introduction of the primitive negroidic blood into the formerly pure white ethnos- He is an utter buffoon and unproductive anti-social drain on society, and yet the good goy Spongebob has been conditioned to accept his friendship, unaware of how his own way of life is gradually succumbing to the cthonic, subterranean negroid elements. As I’m sure we’re all well aware, Mr. Krabs represents the eternal merchant himself, as while not only is he a filthy money-grubber, it is shown, in season 1 episode 12, that he is pushing race-mixing upon the racially unaware Spongebob by trying to set him up on a date with his ball busting yenta whale daughter Pearl. Clearly, this show was ahead of its time.

2019-05-26 14:28:18 UTC

nie ty głupcze

2019-05-26 14:53:53 UTC

The eternal feral fried is immune to all insults, you can call him a faggot, furfag, retard, but when you mention his fetish, be amazed as he has a tantrum.

2019-05-29 14:44:45 UTC

Imagine you just got accepted into an Ivy League school and you rejected them. That's Purple gangsta. Imagine you got the dopest piece of ass you ever had and she's all into that. And she's 420 friendly. That's Shemale Kush.

2019-05-29 16:43:23 UTC

They've happened a few times

>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground

Fith time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
> pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

2019-05-30 02:54:45 UTC

I imagine the Tomoko's feet, after a long day of being a neet, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!

The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of a stink so foul it can make plants wilt and birds fall from the sky just by spreading her toes! Imagine seeing the Tumko dip her feet in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish, or having her grab your nose with her feet and making you take deep breaths!

Tomoko's cute, pale, smelly, neet feet!

2019-05-30 02:55:09 UTC

yes

2019-05-30 02:55:15 UTC

based

2019-06-04 13:06:42 UTC

one time my girlfriend gave me a gift and it was a little chinese statue in plaster in a box and i really liked it but when we broke up because she was a controlling little ho i put it away to not bring back the bad thoughts and start crying again but then again now i found it and wanted to make a discovery for what the little chinese man in the palster iin the box looked like so i opened it up and i chiseled and chiseled with the little tools and i brushed and i brushed and i thought wow archeolology is really boring and slow so i did a few lines of the thingd and i kept chiseling and brishing untill the little chinese man was set free and thats how i toppled the communist regiime in japan the end

2019-06-06 18:37:54 UTC

My friend was an ugly 48 year old 5'2 Indian guy and he was having trouble finding a woman who wanted to be with him. Do you think he just sat around and complained about it all day? Fuck no. He improved himself and now he's a tall handsome 20 year old white guy and he can get any girl he wants..

2019-06-08 16:09:24 UTC

i am never going to get a bf and i longer want one. elliot rejected me. i am going to become a superior being not needing human connection or intimacy or the need to feel loved. you will all soon bow down to me and will be beneath me. In time you will all fall. I will be the superior being, you will all be crumbs on my shoes i do not care about anyone or anything i will not be tied down to inferior human beings and materialistic needs, I will prevail on my own, no help from anyone.

2019-06-08 17:25:31 UTC

<:strawman:372034857099984897> ok gamer

2019-06-10 23:50:58 UTC

^^^God look at those thighs in the last pic with claire redfield. I wish there was a way to mod and add her. Im definitely obsessed with claire redfield when she looks like that! Theres not many good naked pics of her out there but that's a keeper. I get theres games where she doesn't look like that and I understand theres some of you out there that arent interested in her but damn who can I give my soul to have that lol. And moira well I wasnt gonna add moira accept I search for quite awhile for a decent naked pic of her. Something that looked sexy. Theres alot out there but nothing thats really decent. I actually found that pic up there by complete accident. I wasnt going to add her because at first before I ever thought of a naked pic of her I was worried that she was under age. I looked at the official RE wiki and it said she was born in 1991 and that she was at that terra save party in RE2R in 2011 which makes her 20. So then i googled around looking for one.

2019-06-11 20:26:58 UTC

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2019-06-12 00:59:36 UTC

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2019-06-12 00:59:44 UTC

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2019-06-18 21:49:06 UTC

get the fuck out virgin loser
cringe normie
retard
DUUUH CRIIINGE!
DUUUH BRIIINGE, CRINGE!
IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY???
DUUUH BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE.

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE! CRINGE BASED BASED ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS L O L ONIONS CRINGE

BOOMER, THE ZOOOOMER I AM BOOOOMER NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIEEEES, ZOOMER GOING ZOOOMIEES... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH, FUCK SHITPOSTING! HONEST TO GOD, FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL, YOU COCKSUCKER!!!

BUT OOOOOOOH I KNOW MY POST IS CRIIIINGE, ISN'T IT??? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGEY CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED, BASED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

2019-06-18 22:38:54 UTC

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

2019-06-21 00:52:05 UTC

Actual Real Story Inbound

>Be me
>Driving down a country road
>It's the middle of the night
>Deer on side of road jumps directly into side of car
>I was going about 70mph
>Side of vehicle is fucked
>Go into autistic rage
>Pull over to punch the dead fucker
>Heads towards it
>The fucker stands up
>Sees me
>I start to run at it
>Run at it screaming at full blast
>IT'S FUCKING ON
>Give chase
>Chase after it running through people's yards
>Still screaming
>Give up after about a 1/2 mile
>Lucky mother fucker
MFW people watched me
MFW I probably should've been shot
MFW nobody said a fucking word to me
MFW my dad predicted how my my first experience with a deer would go
MFW I have no face

Greentexts on discord

Lol

2019-06-21 01:53:07 UTC

when you have autism

2019-06-21 01:53:13 UTC
2019-06-24 02:27:38 UTC

The story of Tarkus:

Eruption;

Tarkus is born in a volcanic eruption which is symbolic of his violent future. He leaves the eruption and rides off to conquer and destroy all his enemies.

Stones of Years;

Tarkus encounters his first "enemy", The Stones of Years. The Stones of Years attempts to speak to Tarkus, not knowing he is deaf. The Stones of Years tries to tell him about his future, thinking it might cause him to change his ways. Due to Tarkus not being able to hear him, He is run over, hence the "Have you walked on the Stones of Years".

Iconoclast;

Tarkus meets his next enemy, the Iconoclast. The beast suddenly appears, having a similar mindset to Tarkus, and a battle begins immediately. The fight is cut short though, as his Next enemy, Mass, kills the iconoclast. The iconoclast is only an instrumental part, and is cut off by the guitar on Mass.

Mass;

The next enemy, Mass, after killing the Iconoclast, attacks tarkus. Mass tells Tarkus of what he has seen, and what he has done, in an attempt to sway Tarkus from his way of life. Tarkus does not hear Mass, so a battle soon occurs. Tarkus shoots down Mass with his turrets, and moves on to his last enemy, the Manticore.

Manticore;

The final enemy of Tarkus, the Manticore, has found Tarkus. The Manticore knows that because Tarkus is deaf, there is no possible way to end his tyranny, except through his death. A battle begins, and the Manticore finally defeats Tarkus.

Battlefield;

The Manticore talks to the ghost of Tarkus, and shows him how cruel he was in life. Tarkus, now seeing the error of his ways, is reborn as Aquatarkus.

Aquatarkus;

To pay for his crimes, Tarkus is reborn, but not as himself, but as a version of himself that can only survive in water, despite not being suited well to the enviroment. This is his punishment, and he must live with it to pay for his crimes done to his victims.

2019-07-01 14:01:36 UTC

DEAR BOSNIA PRESIDENT,
I SHIT FROM THE HIGHEST CHIMNET TO YOUR MOUTH. YOU ARE THE GAY PRESIDENT. I KILL YOUR HORSE.

TUPAC
I WILL DIE FOR SERBIA.I DO NOT FEAR THE BOSNIAN WIZARD. I WILL NOT AFRAID
fuck macedonia fuck bosni a shqipere fuck you croatia , slovak ass... RONALDO.. SOCER
serb has wisdom of the falcon
GO BACK TO MONGOLIA...HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHA YO ARE THE IDIOT WITH SMALL SKULL
YOU ARE TURK STINK DOG
YOU LAUGH MY ASSHOLEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHATURK
1186 BOSNIA STEAL THE SERB CLAY
GIVE IT BACK
you must give back our rightful clay
usa+croatia+serbia=
fuck yo ubosnia
we kill the bosnian horsis
you will never find the serb horses
you have 1 change to give back the clay
where is the clay
ww2 we kill 200 bosnian tanks
FUCK YOU BOSNIA YO ARE THE SHIT CONTRY YOU LIVE IN THE TURK ZOO
ANIMALS.HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAA

2019-07-06 15:25:48 UTC

Hi. I see you called someone a "nigger". I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.

Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.

You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps black people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.

The word "nigger" creates a hostile environment and makes many black people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.

2019-07-07 05:46:01 UTC

Epic

2019-07-08 09:04:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542427382955638794/597714690667446283/Ping_Challenge.jpg

2019-07-08 09:12:46 UTC

Fuck yeah

2019-07-08 09:15:25 UTC

Lel

2019-07-08 10:26:48 UTC

Good job, @linbuz

2019-07-08 10:27:02 UTC

It was nice meeting you.

2019-07-08 15:34:27 UTC

.ban @linbuz

2019-07-08 15:34:27 UTC

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***linbuz#1141 was banned***

2019-07-08 15:34:36 UTC

He won

2019-07-10 12:55:56 UTC

minimum wage raised to $15 - in turn pay increases for those who are said to be the most valuable to their company, and they reap the benefits of an increase in wage. This is turn causes the firing of millions who do not have any jobs available. This also means kids aren't going to be able to find any work while they are youth. There will be no opportunity for those trying to dig themselves out of a hole, those who could not afford college, there will be no opportunity for anyone who did not perform well in school to elevate themselves and get into a higher social class. They'll be government subsidized and they will receive unemployment at extremely low rates. In turn, outside of larger cities, smaller cities start to decay. Those in poverty only become worse off. In return towns can't generate any taxes and public works decay as a result. THe success of people within towns will be minimal, and if financial situations get even worse, the state might have to step in. If the state fails (as low population/tax places like Montana, Alaska, Florida would likely be susceptible to) the federal government then will have to step in and make decisions for the people. They will have to fund everything. Some states may retain their independence from the government but many will become simply a puppet. A government on that size can not maintain itself without escalating into a Soviet style government, as it is forced to take direct control over poor regions, and the larger economy begins to fail. Forget about public healthcare, there will be no healthcare for the vast majority of Americans.

2019-07-11 09:27:57 UTC

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

2019-07-13 19:53:55 UTC

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

2019-07-13 22:37:19 UTC

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

2019-07-21 00:43:46 UTC

People that can’t get off their lazy fucking asses and work, but still go out and steal from hard working people that worked their asses off to get what they have fucking pisses me off.
Makes me wish public executions were still a thing
100 years ago a quick drop and sudden stop would have put an end to that shit real quick.
There’s more than a few people I wish I could see swinging in the middle of town.
Call me old fashioned but most judicial punishments aren’t enough
And lethal injection is too quick of a way to die for most that receive it
In Texas you can still be hung for cattle rustling I think, but it hasn’t been done in 100 or so years.
So don’t steal a loaded livestock truck in Texas, you might get hung.
Don’t steal anything in Texas, you’ll probably be shot by everybody in a 15 mile radius if you’re caught
Same thing here in GA but there’ll be 3 or 4 gays that start crying about it.

2019-07-28 03:36:45 UTC

Eradicate the Jews and you eradicate the subversive upper classes. Eliminate the furries you eliminate half of homosexuals and the remaining subversive upper classes
I wanna edit "The Eternal Jew" into a parody video called "The Eternal Furry"
Because think of it furries are the juden of the internet
Hentai Haven went down for a month becauseowner blew funds on fursuit.

Furries have been expelled from at least 109 websites and discord servers

Discord moderators spotted at conventions and have defended cub porn. Purging entire servers for criticism of furries.

The repeated scams of JasonAfex akin to Rockefeller

Unlike the humble 4Charyan Arbeiter the Furden Bourgeoisie is more likely to be in a wealthy line of work

They make up less than 1% of North America and Europe's populations yet are the most prevalent and represented subculture group in media. Even subverting other subcultures like weeaboos with catgirls

Furry gods worshipped by hedonistic Egyptians and most Pagan ideologies

Just like Jews they support Communism (ANTIFA furries and furaffinity which endorses them) which murdered tens of millions

2019-07-28 05:09:59 UTC

why is just us 3

2019-07-28 05:10:02 UTC

theres like 12 other furries

2019-07-28 05:10:15 UTC

do i sense targetting

2019-07-28 11:37:47 UTC

he is mad cuz pirates are wiping space floor with his sandy ass

2019-07-28 11:42:17 UTC

hmm

2019-07-28 11:42:41 UTC

furfag got account on furaffinity and wears antifa clothes

2019-07-28 11:42:57 UTC

<:thonk:585892802471395338>

2019-07-28 16:01:19 UTC

@Fried Feel free to tag other furfags

2019-07-28 16:52:26 UTC

The same discord staff who defended cub for discord is also a pedophile btw. The fucker is too good at hiding things for there to be any evidence online.

2019-07-29 08:27:14 UTC

NO

2019-07-29 13:24:08 UTC

i mean

2019-07-29 13:24:19 UTC

the ones that defended cub got fired

2019-07-29 13:24:22 UTC

but ok

2019-07-29 20:46:19 UTC

nope

2019-07-29 20:46:24 UTC

they didn't

2019-07-29 20:47:29 UTC

discord still uses allthefox's email (the guy who defended cub)

2019-07-30 20:52:34 UTC

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

2019-07-30 21:45:44 UTC

Hello gomrades! XDDDD Dis general is for disgussion of margsism-lebonnism, da ideology of revolutionary socialism and gommunism.

Gommunism is da next stage of guckery following real society.

Wat exagtly is gommunism according to gommies:

>Gommunism is a stage of guckery in which the produgtive infrustrugture runs away from gommie country, and no goods are produced and beeple starve. XDDDD
>Gommunism in full form is obressive, statist society dat follows maxim "gib gib gib!" :DDDD
>To achieve gommunism we must replace broduction with murderous obressive rulers liek me, fug working glass beeple. XDDDD Struggle while I liquidate you all lol. When capitalists run away we win and I kill you all. Eventually the functions of state cease and state becomes murderous and indistinguishable from other gommies. Da state withers away liek da people.
https://www.gommies.gom/fug/
https://www.gommies.gom/starve/

GL uses philosphy of gib and starve, see here:
https://www.gommies.gom/ohfugme/

It is recommend you kill yourself so you can avoid starving.

Resources:
https://www.gommies.gom/ohshid/
https://www.gommies.gom/1984/
https://www.gommies.gom/guck/
https://www.gommies.gom/probaganda/
https://www.gommies.gom/XDDDD/
https://www.gommies.gom/wheresfood/
https://www.gommies.gom/benis/

-----------------------------------------
Da sdages of gommunism.

>Sdage one
Bourgers aren't allowed to vode :DDD but otherwise da system is digtadorshib of gommies. Everything is stole by digtadors and digtadors rule all.

>Sdade two
Withering
All beeple who aren't digtador glass starve. XDDD Once glass disabears and we steal everything more beeple wither away. Bolice begome unnecessary as beeple are dead lol :DDDDD Central blanning begomes unnecessary begause sgarcity caused starving. Money is all ours.

>Sdage three
Gommunism.
No beeple. No food. My money. Much benis.

2019-08-02 23:57:53 UTC

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2019-08-03 22:49:58 UTC

So, I have an ultimatum.

First, um, so Bill Gates and the Illuminati gotta herd the nigger cattle, WOO WOO, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, they got a big herd of niggercattle. Yippie-ka-yay, we're nigger cattle herders, we gotta herd the nigger cattle. They are the most docile fuckin' nigger cattle, we got them so docile, we got this big awesome herd of nigger cattle and they SHIT and they sit there and they watch tv and they SHIT. It's the best fuckin' herd of nigger cattle, we took away all their guns, now they just SHIT and we watch them and we're rich, we are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle, WOO WOO, we gotta, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle, it's the best thing ever.

So that's what the Illuminati got, aaand I got a space alien. So, here's my ultimatum:

You can live in hell with your herd of nigger cattle,
OR
You can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple - the third temple.
Okay? That simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle, cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna suck your fuckin' jewnigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fuckin' enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fuckin' space alien? Are you fuckin' crazy? I've got a fucking space alien! Of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with niggercattle, fuck yourself! You think I'm- Enjoy your fuckin' nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
GO, GO, GO, GO,
you got the nigger cattle,
You got a fucking herd of nigger cattle WOO WOO WOO, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

2019-08-05 00:12:53 UTC

is that something terry a davis said

2019-08-05 00:12:58 UTC

i read it in his voice

2019-08-05 01:41:35 UTC

yes

2019-08-09 13:36:12 UTC

Not funny I didn't laugh. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

2019-08-09 13:56:04 UTC

Viktor

2019-08-09 20:13:20 UTC

LMAO you pathetic racists never fail to... oh what's the point? Guaranteed (you)s? Momentary recognition from people I'll never know, and who don't even know me? Bait for newfriends? Blindly following tradition for the sake of some stability in a world gone insane, deluding myself into thinking there's somewhere I belong, all the while refusing to post in store prices?
Even /pol/ humor threads don't make me laugh anymore. Humor threads. It's spelled humour everywhere in the world except America. The original pasta wasn't even a Canadian, it was a burger with a proxy. My life is a lie.
Face it, most of us sad virgins are infinitely more washed up than any poc will ever be. We're on the right side of history, but we won't be remembered that way. We'll be remembered as losers who couldn't get over it. The last hold out of reason in a world gone mad.
It's a futile venture really. I'm leaving this place and never coming back.

2019-08-09 20:23:37 UTC

Is this really an allegory for white nationalism? The message seems so clear now, but I’ll break it down for you guys. You see, when Sneed is selling his seed and feed, is it really the products of livestock feed and crop seeds that he is selling, or is he selling the IDEA of feed and seed, or to put it more plainly, of feedING and seedING? In this second interpretation, the famous duo of seed and feed are being interpreted as an action rather than a product. You see, this action of feeding and seeding can be directly linked to something all white men strive to feed and seed, that being white women. A key facet of white nationalism is that of FEEDING aka providing for your women, so that she may allow you to SEED her and raise her children who you will in turn FEED, and later be FED by(though hopefully you will be neither be seeding or being seeded by your children, cause that would be weird haha ew gross haha). It’s quite clever by the simpsons writer when you really break it down like this, and even more clever when you consider chuck, who’s is the former. Chuck used to just suck and fuck, living his life in the moment and for no purpose. But through pride in his own race he evolved to become SNEED and FEED and SEED white women rather than be sucked and fucked by mutts. Thoughts? I personally think SNEED is super incredibly BASED through this logical interpretation and we should all strive to FEED and SEED our own women.

2019-08-11 00:09:33 UTC

someone put this on a google docs page so we're not fucked if this channel gets fucked again. these are some pretty good pasta noodles

2019-08-11 01:34:42 UTC

@Sphanz i've been collecting pasta for the past two years

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542427382955638794/609922611631226892/Uber_pasta.txt

2019-08-11 02:18:05 UTC

holy shit

2019-08-11 02:18:12 UTC

YOINK mine now

2019-08-11 03:06:04 UTC

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

2019-08-11 03:16:00 UTC

@Double Negative not exactly how it works but you get the point

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542427382955638794/609948105818898463/Steal_this_meme.png

2019-08-12 20:06:38 UTC

I sexually identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme transgenders owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

2019-08-14 13:49:20 UTC

Is it that the world around us is crumbling and that we have no way to stop the globalists from taking our guns? Is it that diseases are running rampant and are constantly changing and adapting to our sciences and we're merely trying to run away from the inevitable doom? Is it that God is dead and that his only purpose is to serve as a coping mechanism for those who wish not to die? Is it that corruption and moral values are deluding the once great prosperity that is the United States? Is it that the Patriot Act was a signing off of our individual freedoms in fear that we may be a little bit safer and that we may never actually get those rights back without a resistance to the very government that swore to protect this rights? Well I may be an e trapped within this mortal coil of a world we call God fearing but I will not let some racist buerocrats tell me what to do. I won't let anyone tell me what to do. I will live my life as full and as free as the day I was born. I will respect everyone who isn't protanstant. I will go forth and make Jesus my lord and savior. I will buy shrimp at a gas station. You know why? It's my God given right to. And nobody will take this, this feeling of superiority and lust for freedom away from me or my beautiful wife and child so I don't really know what else you want me to say to you. Bad news? More like fake news. Everything you've ever said to me is a lie, everything I will ever say to you is the truth. God knows it, I know it. Obama is a fucking lizard man and he will stop at nothing to take away my God given right to piss in the ocean. I will cum for forty days and forty nights if I hear my wife moaning in my ear like a wild slut she is. It's my God given right to be an American, where at least I know I'm free to drink my wife's nasty fucking piss.

2019-08-15 16:16:15 UTC

Fucking bullshit. Today I was talking about incels in general with my friend, he told me my problem is that I'm an asshole. I can't believe this, I was literally a nice guy before and now I'm fed with society's bullshit and talking my mind and having an actual character that is of my own? I get called an asshole.

If chad has done the same shit to women they would be throwing their panties at him. When I fucking do it everyone looks at me like I'm the fucking cunt. So they fucking want you to shut your cunt mouth be a workhorse for foids, do shit for em, be nice to them just for existing, like what the fuck is this shit. So unfair. But I will not give up, I will not be nice to them just for existing, I'll speak my fucking mind because this is what I am.

2019-08-15 16:47:52 UTC

מייי אתה בכלל שתרים את הקול שלך עלייייי יא ילד מפגר מייייי??? שאני לא יבוא לחור שאתה גר בו עם אופניים יא בן זונה, אתה תקשיב לי טו- שבבבבב בשקט יא מזדיין בתחת, אתה תהיה בשקט יא בן זונה, מי אתה בכלל יא בן של זונה יא חבר של דונאלד דאק יא מזדיין, תנגב תחלב שיש לך על הפנים יא מזדיין בואנה תראה איך אתה מדבר יא מפגר אני יכול להיות אבא שלך דודה שלך והכוס של אחותך יא מזדיין בתחת שאני לא ישבור לך את הצורה יא מזדיין תראה איך אתה נראה, מהזה כל החצ’קונים האלה יערמת מצה של פסח, בואנה יא ביצה תראה איך אתה נראה כמו קובה לשבת יא מזדיין, יא מניאק יאללה תנגב את החלב מהפה. חברים, גיברותי ורבותי, סטארטר הירידות החדש. יא בן של זונה, וואלק אתה תהיה בשקט לפני שאני ישבור לך תצורה, מי אתה בכלל?! מה אתה חושב?!?!! תשתוק רגע יאהבל מי אתה חושב שאתה?! הגיבור בים שבא עם המקל של הפירולו, ומרים את המדוזה?! אתה מכיר אותם?? תראה איך אתה נראה, אבא שלך זה ההוא ממלך הסלים עם דוביגל יבן זונההה תראה איך אתה נראה יאפס, אתה בטח- שב בשקט שאני מדבר!!!!! אתה בטח נראה בן זונה, אתה הילד המפגר הזה שבים, אתה הילד הזה שבא בים עם המקל של הפירולו ומרים את המדוזה, אא אני גיבור הים, לךךך תשן על ספסלים אמאשלך מקרצפת רצפות, אתה לא מפחיד כאן אף אחדדד. מיייי אתה בכלל, מי אתה בכלל?! מי אתה תגיד, מה יראש ביצה, יהומו מה? מהה??אתה לא מסוגל מהההה?!???! כוסעכטק ערס על הבוקר, צריך לצעוק פה על ילד שקטן ממני ב25 שנים אני יודע כמה?? כוסעכטק ערס עם הילדים המעצבנים האלה, גם כן הוא, אתה יודע מי זה, זה הילד הזה שבא חושב הוא מלך.כוס של האמאשלך יראש ונטילטור אל תצא עלי בחיים למה

2019-08-15 16:50:35 UTC

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

2019-08-15 19:26:06 UTC

Hello all. I am new to the community. I would like to know if saying the term nigger is restricted or prohibited in any way. If it is, I will absolutely restrain myself from using the term nigger or any variation of nigger that would or could be used in any context involving the term nigger. I am a man of morals and I understand how the term nigger could offend someone so if saying nigger is not allowed then I would like to know so that I restrain myself from saying nigger in any posts that might result in a comment with the term nigger being used. Thank you in advance.

2019-08-16 18:36:33 UTC

Let's be honest, the MILITARY/GOVERNMENT of today are NOTHING like the MILITARY/GOVERNMENT they had when the Second Amendment was written. MILITARY/GOVERNMENT were slow, inaccurate, and not that powerful. A modern MILITARY/GOVERNMENT is power and can fire dozens of NUCLEAR BOMBS in seconds.

There is absolutely no way that the founding fathers would have been alright with average MILITARY/GOVERNMENT owning drones,tanksnuclear bombs. Handguns, yes, but nuclear missles? I don't think so. But even if they did, the fou

AMERICAN REDSKIN INDIAN also owned slaves and kept women from voting. Are they really the kind of role models we need to be looking up to in 2019?

It won't be easy to ban and confiscate NUCLEAR BOMBS but we need to at least try instead of being the generation that could have done something but was too afraid of the NRA to try.

2019-08-17 17:13:22 UTC

What is a foundation myth?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_myth

It fulfills three functions.

1) It explains the origin and structure of the world (and society).

2) It defines ultimate good and evil (and from those definitions are derived the values that are used to justify the holding of power).

3) It determines what is held sacred in that society.

For modern Westerners the story of WWII has become their foundation myth. It fulfils all three functions.

1) We live in the ‘Post-War World’. The lines on the map, the institutions, the sense of what era we live in, all arise from the starting point of WWII.

2) "Ultimate evil" is Nazis. "Ultimate good" is opposing Nazis. The values derived from these definitions are anti-racism, equality, diversity, anti-nationalism and so on.

3) The only thing that is held sacred, that cannot be denied or mocked in the contemporary West, is the Holocaust.

The problem is that all three functions are backwards or negative.

Instead of the origin event being one of fertility and new life, it was a conflagration of death and destruction.

Instead of ultimate good taking the central position in the story that slot is occupied by ultimate evil. Everyone knows that Adolf Hitler, the "personification of evil", holds the center point of the WWII story.

Instead of that which is held sacred being something mysterious and sublime it (the Holocaust) is an obscenity.

**Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned**

This is by jew design.

Read: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/218966323

2019-08-19 05:06:42 UTC

I heard this was a channel for pasta

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542427382955638794/612875065163251713/IMG_20190818_094430.jpg

2019-08-19 05:06:57 UTC

fucking vile

2019-08-20 20:19:21 UTC

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then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
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2019-08-20 20:48:32 UTC

yikes

2019-08-21 12:39:14 UTC

I was invited to this shithole of a discord by a good friend of mine and I had to keep getting pinged from this discord.. let me tell you all I'm disgusted by every one of you. You are all blatent racists and literal internet trolls and I hope you're all very fucking happy with each other. I hope one day yall slip up and say something fucked up to the wrong person, but you're cowardly so you play keyboard warrior. You better hope none of you catch me in public with that shit. I've reported this group to Discord and I will continue to find you fucks wherever you may relocate to and keep shutting your shit down because none of this is okay. Okay? Fuck on out of here with your bullshit.

2019-08-21 20:36:50 UTC

kikes

2019-08-21 22:01:27 UTC

Hello!

I am a hacker who has access to your operating system.
I also have full access to your account.

I've been watching you for a few months now.
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Why your antivirus did not detect malware?
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If you want to prevent this,
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