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2020-03-10 23:00:42 UTC

Not sure on this. 50/50 the number is real

2020-03-10 23:01:03 UTC

I'd rather an annunaki believer than someone who "hates" the state and then trusts what they say over their actions as my neighbor ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

2020-03-10 23:02:18 UTC

Decent ass though

2020-03-10 23:02:23 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-03-10 23:02:49 UTC

How can you tell through all that shit?

2020-03-10 23:02:54 UTC

Pretty commendable sized shit

2020-03-10 23:02:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682273976013029391/687073026608726119/FB_IMG_1583875330627.jpg

2020-03-10 23:03:17 UTC

I was blessed with ass and titty vision

2020-03-10 23:03:43 UTC

I was blessed with children and a desire to burn down the system

2020-03-10 23:05:04 UTC

Thy loin doesth curve at the mere thought of brooding crotch goblins

2020-03-10 23:05:36 UTC

"crotch goblins" ๐Ÿคฃ

2020-03-10 23:05:59 UTC

Testi nuggets

2020-03-10 23:06:16 UTC

Jewel spawns

2020-03-10 23:06:39 UTC

Idk why not children? Or the Latin term "fetus"

2020-03-10 23:07:07 UTC

Too normal sounding

2020-03-10 23:07:21 UTC

Maybe.....

2020-03-10 23:41:31 UTC

Fuck trophies

2020-03-10 23:41:51 UTC

Proves you disappointed a lady at least once

2020-03-10 23:42:47 UTC

Depends on the woman, pregnancy has never disappointed my wife. Always got her excited.

2020-03-10 23:43:11 UTC

2 kids, before anyone asks. One is 2 yrs and the other has a few months till birth.

2020-03-11 00:05:05 UTC

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2020-03-11 00:05:25 UTC

Bro hadjis pop tanks. If I want in I'm getting in

2020-03-11 03:00:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682273976013029391/687132907177115710/image0.jpg

2020-03-11 03:01:04 UTC

Whoever did this edit can I suck your dick?

2020-03-11 03:01:43 UTC

Oof

2020-03-11 03:01:46 UTC

My eyes do the bleed

2020-03-11 03:01:57 UTC

I actually canโ€™t look at it

2020-03-11 03:02:29 UTC

Damn

2020-03-11 03:03:11 UTC

Turn brightness down

2020-03-11 03:10:37 UTC

@Rolph, Son of a Shepherd wait are you Rolph page admin?

2020-03-11 03:11:16 UTC

no

2020-03-11 03:11:24 UTC

there is no other rolph

2020-03-11 03:11:33 UTC

only son of shepherd

2020-03-11 03:11:43 UTC

So you just admitted and denied it in the same sentence

2020-03-11 03:11:57 UTC

there is only one rolph

2020-03-11 03:12:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682273976013029391/687135794711887877/image0.png

2020-03-11 03:12:24 UTC

where is other rolph

2020-03-11 03:30:18 UTC

I love when the school puts me on notice that my kid has 2 unexcused absences. bitch i make fake birth certificates for facebook you think i wont do a drs note

2020-03-11 03:33:40 UTC

@girth brooks paper for a police report for being arrested also.

2020-03-11 03:35:40 UTC

I decided my kid didnt need to go because we did something way more educational. She got to go back at the zoo and an aquarium and help the biologists and vets with the animals. and learn about them hands on. Id say that beats the shit out of a school day

2020-03-11 03:37:52 UTC

Sounds like a plan

2020-03-11 04:16:07 UTC
2020-03-11 04:19:43 UTC

?

2020-03-11 04:49:03 UTC

Yeet knowledge

2020-03-11 05:14:15 UTC

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2020-03-11 05:14:31 UTC

Sup just watching a local pharmaceutical transaction

2020-03-11 11:53:51 UTC

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2020-03-11 15:38:11 UTC

The waters get stronger everyday

2020-03-11 15:42:03 UTC

And the cracks grow larger as well

2020-03-11 15:42:36 UTC

Everyday I get just a little more erect thinking about it

2020-03-11 15:43:31 UTC

I have a flock following me here. Got ex cons asking for thunder sticks to obtain

2020-03-11 15:44:53 UTC

Hmmmm

2020-03-11 15:45:09 UTC

Can you trust them

2020-03-11 15:45:44 UTC

Not my problem. I pass them to a guy I know that can help them

2020-03-11 16:20:01 UTC

Only a problem if they havent been "reformed"

2020-03-11 17:03:21 UTC

Morning men

2020-03-11 17:03:43 UTC

@Ramrod1992 I finally got some sleep lol

2020-03-11 17:03:46 UTC

Whad up

2020-03-11 17:04:11 UTC

Going to a concert tonight to catch covid 19

2020-03-11 17:04:36 UTC

If we didnโ€™t catch it from the gym at 4 AM already that is

2020-03-11 17:04:41 UTC

Then gonna hit the Capitol building and visit with all the legislators *for legal reasons this is a joke*

2020-03-11 18:57:16 UTC

*Allegedly*

2020-03-11 20:13:26 UTC

Iโ€™m gonna need you to take it down about 30% there Squirrley Dan

2020-03-11 20:43:58 UTC

shit turn thay bitch up to *11*

2020-03-11 21:08:58 UTC

Every time I hear some shit about disarmament Iโ€™m gunna up my mm size of casing up .25 donโ€™t be surprise if by the time the boog happens I have a Gustav railway train

2020-03-11 22:04:21 UTC

i am board

2020-03-11 22:04:32 UTC

can i make chat where i draw plans and shiz?

2020-03-11 22:04:50 UTC

we can call it *Boogy Town*

2020-03-11 22:35:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682273976013029391/687428431406694410/image0.jpg

2020-03-11 22:35:43 UTC

want

2020-03-11 22:36:03 UTC

but i want a cherry finish

2020-03-11 22:36:11 UTC

so it looks good covered in blood

2020-03-11 22:48:46 UTC

*wait someone reacted with wholesome to my suggestion*

2020-03-11 23:21:24 UTC

I love the fact theres so much fucking freedom and treason In here its fucking glorious

2020-03-11 23:23:45 UTC

You guys want the good news or bad news first?

2020-03-11 23:26:35 UTC

Fuck it. You guys getting the bad first

2020-03-11 23:27:30 UTC

If youre out of shape, you might be out of time to lose the gut

2020-03-11 23:27:37 UTC

Is the good news that you caught corona and are going to sacrifice yourself to start the large ice hut

2020-03-11 23:27:45 UTC

No

2020-03-11 23:27:53 UTC

Aw damn

2020-03-11 23:28:01 UTC

Good news is the boog might be starting off sooner rather than later

2020-03-11 23:28:10 UTC

Wait Iโ€™m in shape tho

2020-03-11 23:28:12 UTC

Whoop

2020-03-11 23:28:56 UTC

This ad is for a "Disarmament Peace Officer" in NY and the state is classified as a hazardous duty station

2020-03-11 23:29:15 UTC

Soo we can make UN soup too?

2020-03-11 23:29:19 UTC

Position lasts till Dec 31 2020

2020-03-11 23:29:37 UTC

Not like the UN does anything anyway

2020-03-11 23:31:04 UTC

Fuck it let them come. Itโ€™s not going to change the fact that they are tyrant cunts and are due for a slotting

2020-03-11 23:33:14 UTC

Was that it for news? Is there more ?

2020-03-11 23:33:40 UTC

@ktm556 BFL creator awesome shirt.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682273976013029391/687443155326468140/image0.jpg

2020-03-11 23:34:12 UTC

REEE OPSEC REEE

2020-03-11 23:34:27 UTC

nice shirt tho

2020-03-11 23:37:36 UTC

i suggest the first place we boog is to remove any standing un areas

2020-03-11 23:38:12 UTC

The first order of Boogness?

2020-03-11 23:38:21 UTC

yis

2020-03-11 23:38:21 UTC

Bad joke lol

2020-03-11 23:39:24 UTC

i believe its in denver so we go there and liberate the place and since its technically U.N. sanctioned territory and not us owned land we can create a standing line to form off of

2020-03-11 23:40:03 UTC

Know what else is in that AO?

2020-03-11 23:40:11 UTC

Bro. That traffic is a nightmare. I work in Denver. Just got home. Three hours of driving. Reinforcement will never make it.

2020-03-11 23:40:27 UTC

yis

2020-03-11 23:40:38 UTC

Cheyenne Mountain

2020-03-11 23:40:44 UTC

i want the plan channel

2020-03-11 23:40:59 UTC

Oh shit, Iโ€™m in Springs, @RedDiesel95

2020-03-11 23:41:02 UTC

it shall be named *Boogy Town*

2020-03-11 23:41:58 UTC

but we should legitimately write out our ideals and goals

2020-03-11 23:45:26 UTC

Always be watching for FrED

2020-03-11 23:46:42 UTC

Swiggity swoogitty, we coming for that boogitty

2020-03-11 23:47:45 UTC

When time comes, DONT SHOOT AT THE GUYS HOISTING THE JOLLY ROGER AND TREAD ON THEM GADSDEN FLAGS

2020-03-12 00:23:46 UTC

Best spot online to get 1000 rounds? Any suggestions

2020-03-12 00:24:07 UTC

556*

2020-03-12 00:25:23 UTC
2020-03-12 00:27:28 UTC

Okay was checking that out last night and found some hornady that wasnโ€™t bad ty

2020-03-12 00:29:12 UTC

That's my go to man!

2020-03-12 00:29:34 UTC

i require 10,000 rounds

2020-03-12 00:32:08 UTC

Have some need more

2020-03-12 00:32:10 UTC

Much more

2020-03-12 00:33:01 UTC

*10,000 rounds of 30mm*

2020-03-12 02:03:43 UTC

@RickSanchez I love seeing my designs out there

2020-03-12 20:50:17 UTC

The shut all colleges down in Mississippi this afternoon

2020-03-12 20:51:56 UTC

Great, we had a basketball game cancelled

2020-03-12 20:52:57 UTC

There's been talk of closing schools in my county. They have roughly 48 hours to decide if they are shut down apparently.

2020-03-12 20:53:49 UTC

The schools in my state came together and decided to shut down. They will all be closed as of Tuesday.

2020-03-12 20:54:07 UTC

K-12 and all Colleges

2020-03-12 20:54:10 UTC

Mine have as well....I'm worried about my job.

2020-03-12 20:55:41 UTC

Thatโ€™s understandable, it kind of getting scary seeing what happing in Italy. I truly think China has been lying all along about the numbers infected and dead. From what Iโ€™m seeing in Italy I bet itโ€™s going to end up around 8.5-10% world wide.

2020-03-12 21:18:38 UTC

Ohio is shutting down schools for at least 3 weeks starting Monday

2020-03-12 21:26:54 UTC

Lmao it look like Usps is trying to give me some of that Coronavirus

2020-03-12 21:26:58 UTC

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2020-03-12 21:29:42 UTC

Yikes

2020-03-12 21:37:45 UTC

@booglooman92 {OH} DHL just dropped a pallet from China at my shop

2020-03-12 21:38:28 UTC

Dude unloading it was wearing a respirator

2020-03-12 21:38:33 UTC

FML

2020-03-12 21:40:55 UTC

Ive been paying the dude at the local noodle house to cough in your flag if you ask me where it is like 20 times

2020-03-12 23:12:06 UTC

Welp Kentucky schools closed for 2 weeks starting Monday.

2020-03-12 23:12:27 UTC

Yep

2020-03-12 23:13:08 UTC

I'm pretty excited about schools being closed.

2020-03-12 23:13:23 UTC

@LowBuckPrepping where you at?

2020-03-12 23:13:29 UTC

They better be paying me for this shit if it happens

2020-03-12 23:13:45 UTC

Iโ€™m welding I quite literally canโ€™t do shit online

2020-03-12 23:17:02 UTC

I got tossed off a job today because I am not vaccinated..with a vaccine that does not exist...wish I could hand out common sense ๐Ÿ˜ 

2020-03-12 23:17:37 UTC

I mean,I'm a cashier at taco Bell. I literally can't do that online. Just prepare. Wash your hands frequently. Do not touch your face. I'm more susceptible than you.

2020-03-12 23:18:17 UTC

Autoimmune disease make coronachan a very happy virus.

2020-03-12 23:19:48 UTC

Not sure how you do carpentry and general contracting online. Thoughts?

2020-03-12 23:20:22 UTC

You could take orders online and just go there armed with lite hazmat gear.

2020-03-12 23:20:45 UTC

Gasmask, ear coverage and gloves.

2020-03-12 23:21:15 UTC

@CelticCastaway EXACTLY. We were supposed to demo a kitchen to start the remodel..cant do that from home..

2020-03-12 23:21:20 UTC

Gasmasks are outrageously expensive right now.

2020-03-12 23:22:18 UTC

We're finishing up complete build of a conference/office into an apt

2020-03-12 23:22:57 UTC

The owner of the building got tired of driving to work everyday so he decided to turn the upstairs into his new home

2020-03-12 23:23:04 UTC

Lol

2020-03-12 23:23:23 UTC

Doing a kitchen remodel next and then some kind of bathroom after that

2020-03-12 23:24:18 UTC

This current job started in early Nov and we're just now almost done. Probably couldve been done already if the appliances and furniture was actually on schedule

2020-03-12 23:24:54 UTC

And we weren't working in a 200+ yr old building

2020-03-12 23:25:09 UTC

Oof, that'll slow progress

2020-03-12 23:25:09 UTC

I probably could have stayed but i am a pissy bitch...I asked the client lady which critters SHE had that I needed protection from ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ..vaccines...f THAT

2020-03-12 23:25:19 UTC

Think I got some British dust on me from 1812

2020-03-12 23:26:15 UTC

Yes. A vaccine from the common cold

2020-03-12 23:26:21 UTC

Makes total sense

2020-03-12 23:26:32 UTC

Wayment.....common cold vacc?

2020-03-12 23:26:50 UTC

Will ass still be bought during the boog? My FRIEND needs to work still

2020-03-12 23:26:59 UTC

I'll agree if medicine wasn't socialized I'd trust vaccines far more....but we will never have a common cold vacc

2020-03-12 23:27:22 UTC

20 boolets for booty

2020-03-12 23:27:49 UTC

Thats what covid is. Just a different flavor of the common cold

2020-03-12 23:27:55 UTC

She wanted me vaccinated against corona but there isnt one...yet...she didnt like that answer...this is the STUPIDITY I deal with daily

2020-03-12 23:28:21 UTC

Covid is novel coronavirus. It's just a bioweaponized form of it.

2020-03-12 23:28:48 UTC

Sars or mers was never this contagious.

2020-03-12 23:29:19 UTC

Then selling my ass it is!! ๐Ÿ† girls gotta eat right? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

2020-03-12 23:29:54 UTC

You cannot count on my patronage but I'll help advertise.

2020-03-12 23:30:53 UTC

Prostitution is a valid form of business according to the irs

2020-03-12 23:31:05 UTC

Fuck them

2020-03-12 23:31:17 UTC

They are right....but fuck them

2020-03-12 23:31:20 UTC

Theres a section for it when filling out your taxes afterall

2020-03-12 23:31:58 UTC

In a little over a month, the roomie is taking off for Afghan. Lucky bastard

2020-03-12 23:32:40 UTC

Ah yes.....lucky to be a socialist.

2020-03-12 23:33:00 UTC

I pay no one unless they earn it. I work hard in every aspect of my life...BJs and BOURBON for the bois..gotta keep morale up..especially mine ๐Ÿ˜‰

2020-03-12 23:33:01 UTC

???

2020-03-12 23:33:25 UTC

He's going over there as a security contractor๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-03-12 23:33:36 UTC

Paid by?

2020-03-12 23:33:50 UTC

A security firm

2020-03-12 23:34:09 UTC

Thats the new PC term for it apparently

2020-03-12 23:34:26 UTC

He's a merc

2020-03-12 23:34:35 UTC

Cool, as long as it's not state funds.

2020-03-12 23:34:41 UTC

Money is there

2020-03-12 23:35:13 UTC

I'm going to be following him after I'm not with hell's shine state

2020-03-12 23:35:22 UTC

I'm done with*

2020-03-12 23:35:52 UTC

It can make a nice living....I'm just not inclined to it.

2020-03-12 23:36:06 UTC

Its really not bad

2020-03-12 23:36:10 UTC

Although I'll tell you if I ever need your services.

2020-03-12 23:36:34 UTC

I might know a couple of guys for that

2020-03-12 23:36:36 UTC

Defending the property could be a hassle.

2020-03-12 23:37:16 UTC

Plenty of thick woods to hide in for ambushes but there is also that I am only one man.

2020-03-12 23:37:50 UTC

Booby trap the fuck out of everything

2020-03-12 23:38:05 UTC

You know it.

2020-03-12 23:38:06 UTC

What's your poison for home defense? Between the 6 of us we've got different
.22s to muskets to a 9 pounder being forged to .50

2020-03-12 23:38:27 UTC

Pungi sticks

2020-03-12 23:38:38 UTC

Anything quick and silent

2020-03-12 23:38:44 UTC

As well as light triggering

2020-03-12 23:38:45 UTC

Pay the right price and we'll add in homemade claymores and pressure plates

2020-03-12 23:38:59 UTC

I can already do that

2020-03-12 23:39:15 UTC

I'm working on the cannon...it's fucked I could make it shoot but not likely before boog.
I do however have an AR almost complete.

2020-03-12 23:39:19 UTC

Metal or non plates?

2020-03-12 23:39:53 UTC

We're experimenting with non

2020-03-12 23:39:54 UTC

Youโ€™ll be amazed what soda cans, some strips of steel and petroleum jelly can do

2020-03-12 23:40:04 UTC

Teach me?

2020-03-12 23:40:10 UTC

Shhhh

2020-03-12 23:40:17 UTC

Quite literally canโ€™t here

2020-03-12 23:40:22 UTC

Damn....

2020-03-12 23:40:49 UTC

Lots of oatmeal and sugar

2020-03-12 23:41:01 UTC

two words

2020-03-12 23:41:05 UTC

Letโ€™s just say I have a whole book on things that are kinda illegal like soda can box mortars

2020-03-12 23:41:07 UTC

Bleach and piss

2020-03-12 23:41:10 UTC

Anarchists Cookbook

2020-03-12 23:41:37 UTC

Everyone goes silent when I mention mustard gas ๐Ÿคฃ

2020-03-12 23:41:54 UTC

What oh no I was thinking of that episode of king of the hill

2020-03-12 23:42:15 UTC

Wondering how many dumb fucks didnโ€™t watch all the way through and probably gassed themselves

2020-03-12 23:42:42 UTC

Lol

2020-03-12 23:42:52 UTC

Ima bet at least 100

2020-03-12 23:43:10 UTC

Undershooting

2020-03-12 23:43:25 UTC

Prolly

2020-03-12 23:43:36 UTC

But itโ€™s a safe bet then

2020-03-12 23:43:52 UTC

Leaves a nice light sunburn in small rooms

2020-03-12 23:44:18 UTC

I have one called the spoiler

2020-03-12 23:44:22 UTC

โ€œSpookerโ€

2020-03-12 23:45:05 UTC

We could make mustard gas nades in our garages....I just don't have a gasmask and don't wanna risk it.

2020-03-12 23:46:02 UTC

I'm totes on a watchlist

2020-03-12 23:48:06 UTC

Theres a watchlist for close to something like 15% of the nation

2020-03-12 23:48:26 UTC

Theres a way to look it up and I'm trying to remeber how

2020-03-12 23:48:38 UTC

Show me? Can I find myself on it?

2020-03-12 23:51:04 UTC

Maybe

2020-03-12 23:51:19 UTC

See....now I'm curious.

2020-03-12 23:51:44 UTC

Me too. Brain no works well right meow

2020-03-12 23:51:53 UTC

Oof

2020-03-13 00:01:07 UTC

Chemicals are your friend

2020-03-13 00:01:26 UTC

Side channels bois...safety

2020-03-13 00:31:58 UTC

And now I donโ€™t have class for a week .-.

2020-03-13 00:33:35 UTC

They just closed k-12 schools until April 3rd.

2020-03-13 00:33:48 UTC

Ok....they closed online schools?

2020-03-13 00:33:54 UTC

Do they even logic?

2020-03-13 00:34:42 UTC

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist they donโ€™t want the teachers coming in to make the plan and have meetings probably

2020-03-13 00:35:47 UTC

Couldn't they do that.....with Skype?

2020-03-13 00:36:03 UTC

"o no muh virus gonna spread thru duh interwebz"

2020-03-13 00:38:31 UTC

No- they donโ€™t have a back up plan lol and all the grading must be done from their on site ibm serverโ€™s. They donโ€™t trust VPN at school districts for some weird reason.

2020-03-13 00:39:33 UTC

Lol, idiots.

2020-03-13 00:41:57 UTC

Well some school districts that is. Some policies are weird at certain school.

2020-03-13 00:43:47 UTC

Sup phaggits

2020-03-13 00:44:01 UTC

O look a dweeb

2020-03-13 00:44:09 UTC

Fight me

2020-03-13 00:44:18 UTC

Halo 2 is the best

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