palette

who still answers the house phone? <:ummmm:511590629797789708>

Landon does

*House phones*

☎

<:gay:400340699435761664>

Eggman

I already have enough pots

....what is all this crap ;X

Oof I got muted

your not muted <:ummmm:511590629797789708>

I have been

*cant fool a mod*

Do you guys hear me?

It says I’m not muted

Now

But you can’t hear me

https://youtu.be/V-klrNr0g8Q

https://youtu.be/V-klrNr0g8Q - Falcon 9 lancuh

launch*

https://www.gsmarena.com/compare.php3?idPhone1=9410&idPhone2=9058

omg let's all talk at the same time

get a punkt mp01

thinking bout getting one for grandad

*<https://www.punkt.ch/en/products/mp01-mobile-phone/>*

Guess I gotta go

see ya

omg who gives af this dumb ass rocket landed

Lol

the secret space program is real <:doom:532377533509926912>

No shit

But its fun to theorize

After all thats what this is for.

the elites are escaping on giant space arks from pine gap, Australia, yo

when phones are the same prices as laptops these days <:ummmm:511590629797789708>

You guys hear about the northwoods bombs northwoods london northwoods nyc on full alert

Not-an-operation.com

they are getting shifty

we did this 50 years ago, and only now we're able to do it in reverse? i call bullshit <:oldguy:511590480853598219>

https://twitter.com/NSAGov/status/1103051978320564230

*<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_McKinnon>*

fleet-to-fleet transfers <:doom:532377533509926912>

<3

Dog wearing thigh highs

Dog wearing thigh highs.

I just bought this

the dog?

Nani!?

I just bought a dog

Like 2 weeks ago

Now I can’t stop getting make up ads

Oof

I watch lesbian porn once and get a bunch of dildo ads

Clear your cookies

You shouldnt have bought it online

Wasabi

Go to a fuckin store

Wasabi phone

I also buy pornography from a store like a normal fuckin person XD

Nah jk

Also I’m actually James Charles twin

Why hasn’t he responded

paying for porn <:rofl:511590630661685248>

Yeah

^

I use Cornhub

For Porn

no porn <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

No

Corn

My bad

If porn wasn’t a thing

I’m p sure guys would use girls for sex

Even more

Yep

Thats a fact´

I’m gonna thank the porn for not creating fuck boys

Lol

They already exist

And creating boys who play video games and stay inside

Safe

Welp, i dont wanna brag tsk tsk but i havent left my house in 3 weeks.

sweaty virgins 😦

can you not

Nothing mutch

@.𝒩𝑜𝓉 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓈𝑒 Hot

Tsk tsk

@Sinbad really ?

Yeh.... Im very hot send a rescue team HELP!!

ITS BURNING INSIDE

I’d rather be with a virgin

Yes

Than a guy who had sex a bunch of times

you cant be otg and be on facebook, fam

@Sinbad I don't believe yopu

I’m actually serious

I would like a pure ish guy

Same, for one reason. If i fuck bad then they havent had better.

Nah but pure is good too.

Well Idk I like being with virgins

Their like innocent

yeah.

Sex does something to ur brain

wtf I'm sure it doesnt

This gonna sound weird but

I dated these two Christian twins

Oof

we never did anything

U lost me right there

They wanted to stay virgins

Um

Excuse me. What the fuck

Idk but

Excuse me wut that fuck is going on

They were genuinely nice people

spitroast?

I dont really have a religion

I was raised Catholic

I don’t either

You need jesus

I was raised Pentecostal

spitroast! \o/

How we never did anything bad

But when i turned 11 i said "Fuck this shit, memes before religion"

We just hung out and they both liked me

Oh

And looked the same

Damn

lag <:PepeHands:536455528679866378>

And acted the same

Marry both of em

My parents still dunno im not Catholic anymore. And im 16.

I’m 17 and I know I know nothing

I know that we live in a manipulated reality

And I’m not sure what I believe

Believe in muffins.

Like me

(Its an excuse to eat)

Believe in jesus

I got a chocolate chip muffin in my backpack

NANI!?

Gimme

Fucking now

It’s squished tho

I will find out where you live

Idc

Um

A muffin is a muffin

Gimme

Ill pay you

This group needs jesus

No

Shaggy is stronger

We need Shaggys guidance

https://youtu.be/AvFl6UBZLv4

Uh

Jesus created shaggy

No

Shaggy created Jesus

Excuse me what the fuck

No

Yes

No

wow this is awesome

Lmao

No

Im gonn go to bed

Its midnight here

Bed?

N im tired

I had to work part time today.

Its 3:37 pm

Batman left

For you bruh

We dont live in same place.

Thats fuckin obvious

Mountain time. Wherr do you live?

https://thoughtcatalog.com/jeremy-london/2018/08/27-bizarre-facts-about-the-georgia-guidestones/

Netherlands.

batman will return he had some crime to fight <:repent:511591542889119764>

Heck yeh

I thought someone said I was yellin earlier. Wasnt me, just playin guitar

Thats how i love my men

the vindaloovians <:doom:532377533509926912>

Wearin masks

No homo though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_worship

*<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_religion>*

look at that timeline ^

https://www.easy-youtube-mp3.com/

mp3juice

http://convert2mp3.net/en/

I use this: https://www.onlinevideoconverter.com/youtube-converter

Edm

<:rofl:511590630661685248>

https://www.di.fm/

i like the disco dance, the sun bathe and the ping pong

<a:PepoDance:502551783839629331>

https://rateyourmusic.com/customchart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOKQFTH5w5I

Sounds identical to the tunes my dad listened to but it's in japanese

ugly face <:grrrr:511590630917406745> ?

<:thonk:511590628866654209> we got a predicament here

Best rap song out there

Genuinely

Simpcide?

Simpsons is the video but the music is about suicide

Oh

I like the vaporwave stuff

Try retrowave

Vapourwave is really hit or miss

Retrowave? Ill look into it

Vapouurr

I like the song and the music but together idk

Chillwave is nice

conspiracywave<:doom:532377533509926912>

Riding the waves

Keeps the aesthetic but better tunes

🏄

I'd like to see Scots guy dance

topkek

I used to like mac demarco because of his guitar playing and it has that vaporwave feel to it but unfortunately ive got too many bad memories that ruined it