**Hinduism**: Hinduism is a modern reference to the many religious paths of India deriving from the Persian word for an Indian. Hindus themselves now use the term, though it is more traditional to refer to the [Sanatana Dharma]—the Eternal Law. The religion is centered on the [Vedas] (the 4 Hindu holy texts) and the caste system related in it. Outside that core is a vast and rich world of texts, teachings, stories, rituals, behaviors, experiences, etc. A pious Hindu will rise early, to meditate on the god or goddess, pray and ritually bathe before the morning meal. Hinduism has many gods/goddesses such as Vishnu, Krishna, Shiva, [Rama], and Kali, to name a few.
*4 important goals in Hinduism are [kama] (pleasure), artha (wealth), dharma (duty and obligation), and [moksha] (liberation from [samsara], the endless cycle of reincarnation).*
*(<http://hinduism.urbanup.com/5004306>)* *9 more results*

-define sinbad

**SINBAD**: SINBAD is an acronym of "Single [Income], [No Boyfriend] And Desperate" which describes a single desperate [city girl].
*She's a [typical] SINBAD*
*(<http://sinbad.urbanup.com/2544122>)* *9 more results*

-define homosexuality

**homosexuality**: The same-same [sexual orientation]—once considered a crime in the developed world—is today celebrated in pride parades, and even used as a sign to [gauge] how open and [innovative] a city or country is.
*In a number of African societies and "[Muslim] nations," [politicians] and liberal citizens can be [jailed], stoned, or even killed, if they're caught promoting or practicing homosexuality.*
*(<http://homosexuality.urbanup.com/10236030>)* *9 more results*

-define define

**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
*(<http://define.urbanup.com/10599804>)* *9 more results*

-define sinbad

**SINBAD**: SINBAD is an acronym of "Single [Income], [No Boyfriend] And Desperate" which describes a single desperate [city girl].
*She's a [typical] SINBAD*
*(<http://sinbad.urbanup.com/2544122>)* *9 more results*

Wtf

<:oldguy:511590480853598219>

Dont put in 89

You have been warned

-define egirl

**egirl**: an egirl is a species of emo usually found on [tiktok] but commonly spends time on tumblr. can be found wearing pink eyeshadow with a large wing, little hearts under the eyes and a blushed nose. normally wearing some type of shirt from urban outfitters over a longsleeve [striped shirt]. commonly found doing [the me]!me!me! dance but has probably never seen it before.
*did you see that egirl doing a [ahegao] face [unironically]??

[yeah man]*
*(<http://egirl.urbanup.com/13564809>)* *9 more results*

-define respect

**Respect**: [Treating] people in a positive manner that acknowledges them for who they are and/or what they are doing. Being treated or [treating] an individual in a dignified manner.
Respect is earned and is never just given. BUT, you must give respect to receive respect. Meaning when you interact with an individual you treat them with dignity and in a respectful manner as this shows your character as a person. And the respect will be [reciprocated]. You must always behave in a respectful manner as this reflects on you, your character, integrity and values of who you are as a person.

No one owes you respect until you have earned it, so there is no such thing as I will give it after they [give it to me] first. That attitude is a disrespectful action to anyone you interact with as it insinuates that you do not trust them to [act accordingly], and implies that they "owe" you respect before you will give it. That will cause people to LOSE respect for you or never gain it in the first place. When you first meet someone, everyone is given the [benefit of the doubt] that they are a respectable individual. Questioning their integrity(respect) before you have even met them and "expecting" respect to be given without giving it yourself is insulting and condescending to that person and is judging them in a negative light when you know absolutely nothing about them.

Thus,
To get respect, you must give it. So respectful behavior should just be part of how you act as a person 100% of the time.
*Everyone deserves a [basic] amount of [respect] as an [individual] until proven otherwise.*
*(<http://respect.urbanup.com/7918708>)* *9 more results*

-define android

**android**: The famous Google made [operating system] for [mobile phones]. First debuted on the [T-mobile G1], android is used on many different phones. Much can be done to the linux-based mobile operating system.
*Guy - "Dude! That guys phone looks cool!"
Nerdy Guy- "That phone runs android!"

Nerd1- "I [got root] on my nexus, which is running android [eclair]! Now to [overclock]!"

Nerd2- "freakin awesome!!!"*
*(<http://android.urbanup.com/4704890>)* *9 more results*

-define ios

**iOS**: The [mobile] [operating system] for Apple mobile products. [Android] and iOS are direct rivals. Personally, I believe Android is better for more advanced users, and iOS is for users who want a more simpleminded experience.
*iOS is [developed] and maintained by [Apple]. It was created by [Steve Jobs].*
*(<http://ios.urbanup.com/7965967>)* *9 more results*

-define bill gates

**Bill Gates**: [correction], his current stock is worth over $100 billion now. Plus he donated $32 billion to educational purposes. Hes [a good man] and a [philanthropist] who made our world alot easier through Microsoft.
*Bill Gates does not dress up like [P. Diddy] ...even though hes a [thousand] times [richer] than him.*
*(<http://bill-gates.urbanup.com/1402224>)* *9 more results*

-define jeff bezos

**Jeff Bezos**: An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s [ample], efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the [prolific] CEO of [Amazon] and the success that can be attributed to him.
*“bro [look at this]”
“dude that’s pretty [jeff bezos]”
“[wtf] did you just say?”*
*(<http://jeff-bezos.urbanup.com/13637969>)* *9 more results*

-define neymar

**Neymar**: the new star of brazilian football.
Equally skilled than their compatriots [Ronaldinho] and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for [FC Barcelona] in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar [cover letter]!
*If [Messi] and towards the front of [Barcelona] was dangerous, now with the arrival of Neymar, the team is [shaping] up much more powerful on offense!*
*(<http://neymar.urbanup.com/7181571>)* *9 more results*

-define war

**war**: does not [determine] who is [right], but who is [left].
*[war in] [iraq], the only thing that makes [CNN] worth watching.*
*(<http://war.urbanup.com/1109464>)* *9 more results*

-define alex jones

**Alex Jones**: A fat and bigoted [know-nothing] who has wet dreams about raising his own [white nationalist] version of the [Vietcong] to take over the U.S. Believes blacks and Jews are plotting to take over the world. Paradoxically calls himself a patriot while threatening the U.S. military. Frequently jerks off to pictures he drew himself depicting the Founding Fathers having sex with top members of the Nazi regime whilst wearing a three corner hat. Occasionally seen sucking cock.
*"You see that interview [Piers Morgan] had with Alex Jones? What a [fat piece of shit] moron!"

"Man, you suck more cock than Alex Jones!"

"Alex Jones has a tattoo of Hitler on his balls".

"Alex Jones has micropenis and likes to [get tea] bagged by tea bagging patriots dressed like a slave master from colonial times."*
*(<http://alex-jones.urbanup.com/6901975>)* *9 more results*

oo

-define jeff bozo

**Bozo**: A fluffy and lumpy dumb person who struggles through everyday activities like getting to work fully clothed and [in one piece]. Often used affectionately but with an [eye roll]. Said [bozo] typically wears tragically goofy footwear and has sleep in their eyes.
*today I saw Mary [the bozo] staggering to the bus stop in the rain. Her sneakers were barely on- they were [untied] and she was walking in them like they were clogs. What a little [BOZO]!*
*(<http://bozo.urbanup.com/8115918>)* *9 more results*

-define tekashi69

**tekashi69**: A guy who thinks he's cool with is LGBT [skittles rainbow] hair and is full body of 69 [tats]. but come to find out he's just [a weirdo] who raped a 13 year old and denied it and also he ain't about shit.
*Guy 1: did you [hear] [about that] tekashi69 guy

Guy2:: I hear he's [a lame]*
*(<http://tekashi69.urbanup.com/11887657>)*

-define jid

**jid**: any [type] of [jewish] [child].
*[hey look] at the jids [running] to the jid [school bus] !*
*(<http://jid.urbanup.com/2599056>)* *8 more results*

-define NAV

**Nav**: A word to describe an attractive male. sexy, [fashionable], Fit, HOT. short for [Navid]. usually has [great hair].
*"Man, that guy is so Nav"
"woaahh, [check out] [the Nav] over there!"
"i've [bagged] myself a hot Nav"*
*(<http://nav.urbanup.com/2046676>)* *9 more results*

-define drake

**Drake**: A "[rapper]" who is really more of a [singer] than a rapper. When he tries to rap he just sounds weird and [out of place].
*Bob: Have you heard the [rapper] Drake?
Bill: [Rapper]? I thought he was a [singer]!*
*(<http://drake.urbanup.com/12356550>)* *9 more results*

-define travis scott

**travis scott**: [A real nigga]
*"Only [real niggas] keep you [float]" said by [Travis Scott]*
*(<http://travis-scott.urbanup.com/8816822>)* *9 more results*

-define ice cube

**ice cube**: [Truly] [the wrong] nigga [to fuck] with
*don't [fuck with] ice cube*
*(<http://ice-cube.urbanup.com/990986>)* *9 more results*

-define eazy e

**Eazy E**: Born [Eric Wright]. Eazy E was born in Compton on September 7, 1963. A former [drug pusher] and 10th grade dropout Eazy puts his stuff together with Ice Cube and Dr Dre to make "Boyz n the Hood'. Eric W. meets J Heller and together they form Ruthless Records.With a new label and Dre, Ice Cube, Dj YElla,Eazy E, and MC Ren, the West Coast gangsta rap group N.W.A releases Straight Outta Compton a controversial album of ghetto LA life. The group releases the single "Fuck tha Police" which leads to the FBI sending a warning letter to Ruthless. Eazy released 'Eazy duz it' his only complete solo album in 88. Ice Cubes leaves NWA which leads to Dr. Dre also leaving NWA. [Eazy's] career was in trouble now, with Dre gone no one could produce the beats. This lead to Ruthless spirlaing downward. In desperation Eazy signs Bone Thugs n Harmony, which becomes a huge group.Eazy releases tracks once in a while, but in mid March of 95 Eazy finds out he has AIDS and 10 days later he dies of [AIDS related] lung illness. RIP EAZY 63-95
*"[Eazy's] [fued] with Dre was heated but they needed each other Dre perfected the beat while [Eazy] locked the flow"*
*(<http://eazy-e.urbanup.com/956782>)* *9 more results*

-define 21 savage

**21 Savage**: A [rapper] who sounds like he just [woke up] from having an intense [cocaine] high.
*[Lamar] "Yo [21 savage] sound like he be just [wakin] up from a dope ass rave".*
*(<http://21-savage.urbanup.com/13057319>)* *9 more results*

-define metro boomin

**metro boomin**: [Metro boomin] is a producer and songwriter who is currently based in Atlanta and works with many young artists in the hip hop. He is known for his collaboration with future and drake and many others he also very Creative with his Instrumentals using various [808's]. Metro boomin uses [fl studio] to produce amazing instrumentals.
*Chris:Damn cuz you hear that new heat from future produced by [Metro boomin]

James:Yeah [famm] that beat got me hyped where can I get that heat

Chris: I'll probably get the [metro boomin] [drum kit] it will probably be on hipstrumentals real soon

James: Aiight man.*
*(<http://metro-boomin.urbanup.com/9104910>)* *9 more results*

-define murda beatz

**beatz**: Beats can have two definitions.

"[Beatz]" can mean the type of music you would hear at a [rave].

It can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being good. (Usually found in [Scotland])
*"I want to go to a rave and hear all the beatz, man"

"[Haw] [whet], that party [wiz] pure beatz."*
*(<http://beatz.urbanup.com/2332510>)* *9 more results*

-define clothes

**clothes**: [The most] effective [form] of [contraception].
*[Gavin] dry-humped [Roberta] on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, [copulation] was avoided.*
*(<http://clothes.urbanup.com/2068781>)* *9 more results*

Wtf

-define cancellation

**cancellation**: When a guy gets [rejected] by a girl in [front] of his [homeboys]
*"Man, [we need] to help [Johnny] with his game. He is getting cancellations [all night]."*
*(<http://cancellation.urbanup.com/7291723>)* *9 more results*

-define interceptions

**Intercepting**: the art of excitedly returning to your email [inbox] after receiving a [notification] about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the [publisher] deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
*We did a lot of [intercepting] at [Amrit's] [house] last night!*
*(<http://intercepting.urbanup.com/5322946>)* *9 more results*

**Pat**: The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female [touches] your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before [going on a date] with an [incredibly hot] girl.
*His [girlfriend] made him [pat] last night, isn't that [embarrassing].*
*(<http://pat.urbanup.com/1591519>)* *9 more results*

-define yoghurt

*big off*

Im eating yoghurt rn and that was <:wide_eye_pepe:534345404238790677> <:pepepissed:511590630368083968>

well... urban dictionary h u h?
Would yah look at that c:

-define Crowley

**Crowley**: He's [the king] of [hell]
*[Fu] Crowley*
*(<http://crowley.urbanup.com/11920479>)* *9 more results*

-define crow

**crow**: A word commonly used to describe [very nice] [bud]; [the skunk] variety.
*[Hold up], [lemme] just skin a [zoot] with some of this nice crow I got earlier.*
*(<http://crow.urbanup.com/782879>)* *9 more results*

-define row

**row**: a [verbal] [fight]
*Jack and [Kelly] had a row on the last [episode] of [the Osbournes]!*
*(<http://row.urbanup.com/199003>)* *9 more results*

lelmao c:

-define fml

**FML**: means [Fix My Lighthouse]. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a [lighthouse keeper] was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you [fix my lighthouse]!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.
*"if you are [going] to [take the piss out of] me then [why don't you] FML!*
*(<http://fml.urbanup.com/4216074>)* *9 more results*

-define fuck my life

**Fuck My Life**: A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad ([fat mexican] who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the [3rd Floor] Whores [RB], SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.

*FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
[RB]: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: [Fuck my life].

SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, [fuck my life].*
*(<http://fuck-my-life.urbanup.com/2933184>)* *9 more results*

-define cap

**Cap**: A [Floridian] slang term for the act of; lying, giving [False hope], or never [flowing] through on what you say you are gonna do.
*Boy: yo bruh I fucked that girl [Claire] last night lol

Boy 2: you [cap] because Claire was with me, ol [capping] ass*
*(<http://cap.urbanup.com/7601503>)* *9 more results*

-define spotify

**Spotify**: Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to [social networks](facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, [non-mainstream] person who has an [impeccable] taste in music.
*John:"Man I really want to get [Becky's] attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my [virtuoso] taste in music."

-Plays said music

Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."

They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent [retirement plan]. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.*
*(<http://spotify.urbanup.com/6391624>)* *9 more results*

**Give me that Becky**: A fat woman named [Becky] busts through yo wall like [the kool-aid man] and sucks you [grundle] until you scream "Give me that shit Becky!"
*"[Uh], Uh, Give me that Becky, [oh yeah]!!!"*
*(<http://give-me-that-becky.urbanup.com/8294411>)* *9 more results*

-define chilax

**chilax**: combined from [chilling] and [relaxing]. slang [in the hood] when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.
*i'm just [chilaxing] with some [purple cush] and my [forty]*
*(<http://chilax.urbanup.com/13734>)* *9 more results*

-define chilly

**chilly**: The feeling associated with a thought that makes you protective of a specific body part, usually the neck. The word is derived from the scene in Disney's "[Pinocchio]" when [Jiminy Cricket] drops a pebble down his pants and shivers, proclaiming: "[Ooooooh], chilly."
*When I saw the guy get his [Achilles tendon] [slashed] in "Pet Semetary," it made me very chilly.

When my dad butchered the goat right in front of me, the sight of [the animal's] neck being slit open made me so chilly, that I dipped my chin to meet my chest. By not exposing my neck, I now feel safe from having the same thing happen to me.*
*(<http://chilly.urbanup.com/4679064>)* *9 more results*

-define chill pill

**Chill Pill**: [Relax], it's [not that] big of a [deal].
*"[Woah], [it's just a game], don't get so upse, take a [chill-pill]"*
*(<http://chill-pill.urbanup.com/1255>)* *9 more results*

-define no pill

**pilling**: To [inadvertently] [spread] a [virus] or malaware
*[Tom] could not believe the [link] he [clicked on] was a pilling*
*(<http://pilling.urbanup.com/6990691>)* *9 more results*

**correlate**: To put the severed penis of another man, most likely a close friend of the perpetrator of the [correlation], into the distended anus of a third party. This third party is most frequently a man dressed in a [Leonardo] suit, though Donatellos and even Michelangelos are somewhat common. Occasionally, the disembodied member finds itself in the hanging asshole of a dog or other animal, in which case the correlation is considered a "[doggone] good one."
*Hey Matt, remember when Ruth and I [hacked off] your cock and used it to correlate [Scrappy]? Yeah, well that was 'cuz [you're a dick].*
*(<http://correlate.urbanup.com/5576634>)* *9 more results*

**D.O.N**: D.O.N - [Driving] Over [Niggers]
*Me: [Ashby] wtf! You've had like 4 beers, you're gonna get a [DUI]
Will: Nah man, you gotta watch out for a D.O.N
Me: Whats that?
Will: Driving over [Niggers]
Me & Ashby: oh shit!*
*(<http://don.urbanup.com/12259041>)*

-define gems

**Gems**: [The best] you'll [ever] get.
*[I love] my [gems].*
*(<http://gems.urbanup.com/4139727>)* *9 more results*

**Observatorying**: Verb: To go [observatorying]

Defined as "the hobby or act of going to observatories on [monday nights] with intentions of observing the stars, after indulging in a quarter of a [chocolate chip cookie] from starbucks, and before doing any homework. Most often done on College campuses

*Brittany couldn't must an [inkling] of motivation to do her homework, so she decided to go [observatorying] around campus with her bff Don [Rafael]*
*(<http://observatorying.urbanup.com/3370017>)* *9 more results*

-define monday

**Monday**: The most [painful] [day] of the [week].
*[Mon]: Son, [wake up]! [It's Monday]!*
*(<http://monday.urbanup.com/8196721>)* *9 more results*

-define Thursday

**Thursday**: Generally a [pretty solid] day. By the time Thursday rolls around, you are more than half-way done with the standard [5 day] work/school week. [Thursday's] have a way of comforting many before exciting weekends.
*[I like] [Thursdays], something about [em].*
*(<http://thursday.urbanup.com/1914799>)* *9 more results*

-define sunday

**sunday**: The last day of the weekend and is usually ruined because of the thought of another [dreaded] [Monday].

Also the day when people are supposed to [go to church] but don't go because of hangovers or just forget.
*Guy 1: Hey it's sunday.
Guy 2: Damn that means [tomorrow] is [monday]. What a [bummer].*
*(<http://sunday.urbanup.com/3020643>)* *9 more results*

-define next week

**Next next week**: Not [next] [week] but the week after.
*"You actually can [come over] today because i'm not getting [my hair] cut till [next next week]."*
*(<http://next-next-week.urbanup.com/4505230>)* *9 more results*

-define fortnight

**Fortnight**: 2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 [fortnight]. Its not the game, [FortNite], which is spelled [differently], its just 2 weeks.
*Mike: I just played [FortNite] for a [fortnight]!
[Liam]: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.*
*(<http://fortnight.urbanup.com/13369764>)* *9 more results*

-define elsewhere

**Elsewhere**: A version of the afterlife in the [brillant] novel written by Gabrielle [Zevin] by the same title. In Elsewhere you age backwards from the time [you died] until you become an infant again and are reborn. Elsewhere is much the same as life on Earth, you have to have a job so you have money to spend. You can watch people who are still alive though binoculars on the observation deck. The living can send you mail via bottles thrown into the sea. In fact, communication between the living and dead involves water...but I don't want to give too much away in case you haven't yet read the novel.

There are no supernatural beings in this version of the after life but there is Marilyn Monroe and [Picasso]; as well as some very colorful characters.
*Elsewhere is a warm and [sunny] [afterlife] with plently of wonderful [beaches].*
*(<http://elsewhere.urbanup.com/2046956>)* *2 more results*

-define grandiose

**Grandiose**: 1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; [overblown]
3.grand in an [imposing] or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as [manic] disorder.
*1. A [grandiose] [scheme]

2. He had a very grandiose and [narcissistic] personality.*
*(<http://grandiose.urbanup.com/4216570>)* *2 more results*

**Khalif**: A very cute boy. Who gets a lot of girls and is a very athletic boy. Khalif have full [curiosity] and is [very special]. He’ll keep a relationship going for like 1 or [2 Years]. He is kind and generous.
*[Oh lord], Khalif is [hot]*
*(<http://khalif.urbanup.com/12680908>)* *3 more results*

-define foolish

**foolish**: What [you are].
*[Thou art] foolish!*
*(<http://foolish.urbanup.com/539360>)* *9 more results*

-define pussy footing

**Pussy Footing**: When a person keeps trying to [stall] or change the [subject] of a conversation; usually when a person is trying to [hide] something from you
*John: "Hey, do you like Amy?"
[Zack]: "Well, I do, but I like her like [my sister], you know? We're really good together, but I would never do anything to her, and-"
John: "Dude, quit Pussy Footing and [get to the point]."*
*(<http://pussy-footing.urbanup.com/4780596>)* *9 more results*

-define pipsqueak

**pipsqueak**: A [puny], weak, [frail] person; someone who can easily be defeated. This kind of [peron] should not pick fights with a larger, stronger person.
*[Little guy]: You're an asshole! Let's take this outside!

Big guy: [Don't fuck with me] or I'll [break you in] half, you fucking pipsqueak!*
*(<http://pipsqueak.urbanup.com/1129259>)* *4 more results*

-define manlet

**Manlet**: A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any [other man]. They tend to be very [muscular] and wide, without [a neck].
*Guy: "You remember [Maurice Jones-Drew]?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet [running back] from the [Jaguars]?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.*
*(<http://manlet.urbanup.com/9036949>)* *9 more results*

-define twink

**twink**: An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

There are two major theories about the origin of this word, both of which probably have elements of truth to them.

a) Twink comes from an acronym [T.W.I].N.K. "Teenage, White, Into No Kink."

b) Twink is a shortening of the name for the famous "TWINKIE" [snack cake]: a tasty, cream-filled snack with no nutritional value. The phallic shape of the "TWINKIE" snack cake should not escape [the reader's] attention.
*I don't like going to that [club] because it's nothing but [a bunch] of [twinks].*
*(<http://twink.urbanup.com/716646>)* *9 more results*

-define grenade

**grenade**: The [solitary] ugly girl always found with a group of [hotties]. If [the grenade] doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
*"[Come on man], [take one for the team] and [jump the grenade]"*
*(<http://grenade.urbanup.com/232693>)* *9 more results*

-define duff

**duff**: [Designated] [Ugly] [Fat Friend]
*Two [hot chicks] at a bar will have a really nasty fat [ugly bitch] hanging out with them, refered to as a "[DUFF]".

"Wow that fat DUFF is hanging out with those two attractive ladies, too bad."*
*(<http://duff.urbanup.com/25336>)* *9 more results*

-define wing man

**wing man**: your [buddy] who will talk to [the ugly] chick so you can [bang her] hot friend
*i wouldn't have [gotten] [laid] [if it] werent for my wing man*
*(<http://wing-man.urbanup.com/1077294>)* *9 more results*

-define incognito mode

**incognito mode**: A mode in [Google's] new [Chrome] browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the [user's] computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.
*"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in [Google Chrome]?"
"[Incognito mode] man. [Ctrl+Shift+N]."*
*(<http://incognito-mode.urbanup.com/4157414>)* *9 more results*

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-define maga country

**Maga**: The definition of someone constantly fainting, laughing, and/or crying in spontaneous and irrelevant events. People who are [magas] tend to keep deep and dark secrets which [bottle up] inside and cause them to be a [maga].
*she fainted? [what a] [maga]*
*(<http://maga.urbanup.com/7762076>)* *9 more results*

-define fury

**Fury**: 1. unrelenting ruthlessness and rage; pure [intensity] and [determination], mixed with anger; a feeling commonly felt by [a badass]
2. a statement demonstrating one's immeasurable, and at times entirely random, anger
*1. The fury that [Ray Lewis] exuded in his bone-crushing tackle on Kellen [Winslow] was so palpable that the majority of the stadium was left in everlasting fear.
2.
Jose [Contreras]: whats up man?
Bruce Lee: FURY!!
Jose Contreras: good point.*
*(<http://fury.urbanup.com/868115>)* *9 more results*

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-define atman

**atman**: When a [person] has [more than] one personallity and you [refer] to it as there "atman"
*[person a]: [WHAT THE HELL] IS YOUR [PROBLEM]
person b: and there's your atman*
*(<http://atman.urbanup.com/8227905>)*

-define Ātman

No result :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%80tman_(Hinduism)
#johnhagelin

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-define determanism

**Determan**: [The state] of being one of the most [majestic] beings on [the planet].
*[Andy] is [one hell of a] Determan.*
*(<http://determan.urbanup.com/3341316>)* *1 more results*

-define deist

**deist**: A [Deist] is a person who believs that God created the world. This person might or might not believe in evolution, but knows that God is behind it all and he's satisfied with that thought. He doesn't feel the need to follow a religion; Meaning: A Deist does not give a dime (for the lack of better word) who came fist, who came last, who was the son and who was [the prophet], and especially who wrote what in which book. He respects these people and chooses not to talk or even think about them. He [know's] God is up there and as long as he doesn't steal, lie, and hurt other people he has no need for following religion.
*i'm a [deist], i know i'm not capable of seeing God and i don't even wanna see him, but i know he's there and watching over and once in a while i sit down and talk to him but he knows that i dont like reading [brainwashing] [mind blowing] time consuming religious books because i don't even know who wrote them when pen and pencil were barely invented, and he's totally fine with it. wish myspace had [Deist] as an option to your religion selection. *
*(<http://deist.urbanup.com/2406765>)* *9 more results*

-define pilot wave theory

**Pilot**: Someone who uses the number [pi] a great deal, as compared to a high-school math teacher—he is very likely an [irrational mathematician] whose job is to [churn out] more brain-unfriendly theorems on pi.
*[Psychologists] couldn't agree among themselves whether an [idiot savant], who can recite the most digits of [pi] in a given time frame, say, a thousand-odd digits in fifteen minutes, should be considered a pilot.*
*(<http://pilot.urbanup.com/11567144>)* *9 more results*

🆙 | **wilman757 leveled up!**

Lmfao

<:rofl:511590630661685248>

Yeah im going to hell

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/aennaa/a-blind-gif-artist-visualizes-his-lost-sight

@wilman757lol

-define fish

**fish**: [A drag queen] term for [a drag queen] who looks like a [real woman]
*Drag1: Ooh girl look she is dealing fish over there in that [Forever21] [rag]!

Drag2: And it ain't [trout] honey...*
*(<http://fish.urbanup.com/5055979>)* *9 more results*

-define pork chops

**Pork chops**: A police [helicopter].


Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
[Helicopter] = [Chopper] = Chop
*"A [pork chop] is chasing an ['67 Impala] on [the 405]."*
*(<http://pork-chops.urbanup.com/1387986>)* *9 more results*

-define steak

**steak**: The greatest food known [to man]. Best when [eaten] [dripping] with blood.
*"[I will] go [eat] steak now with [honor]."*
*(<http://steak.urbanup.com/607285>)* *9 more results*

-define ribs

**RIBS**: Ratio Induced Bitch Syndrome, happens at schools or offices where there are [just a few] [hot girls]. They [get it in] their heads that because they are so "hot" that they are too good to be talked/dated/played with.
*OMG [that girl] has RIBS, i [hate] this [school]!*
*(<http://ribs.urbanup.com/490441>)* *9 more results*

-define ceviche

**ceviche**: [Ceviche] is a very nice dish made in south america.
The origin of [ceviche] is dated in the [peruvian] colony during the spanish expansion,
some ingredients are from other countries, but it was cooked in Peru, then it started expanding to [Ecuador], Colombia, Ecuador, etc.

There is no documents that say that ceviche was made in other country but peruvians invented many other types of ceviche, so, ceviche is peruvian.
*[Hope] you [try] ceviche in [Peru].
*
*(<http://ceviche.urbanup.com/3896861>)* *7 more results*

-define jurisprudence

**jurisprudence**: 1. The philosophy or science of [Law].
2. A [division] or department of Law, example: Medical [Jurisprudence]. 3. A system of Law. 4. A branch of Law.
*I am an expert of [Jurisprudence]. American Jurisprudence. Your rights under American Jurisprudence. Maritime Law is a system of Jurisprudence, the Law of the water/sea. [Banking] Law is also known as Maritime Law. Maritime Jurisprudence. The science of Banking Law also known as The Law of the sea. Maritime is the Law that is used to control corporations as in this example: Two ships bring one hundred million dollars in new cars to the port. If there is a violation of Maritime Law it is a Code violation and not a [natural law] violation.*
*(<http://jurisprudence.urbanup.com/7456139>)* *3 more results*

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-define treefoil

No result :(

-define shrimp

**shrimp**: A person that is hot from [the neck] down. So called because, like [shrimps], everything is good but [the head].

*"She's a shrimp, [dude]!"*
*(<http://shrimp.urbanup.com/1667282>)* *9 more results*

-define bob and tom

**bob and tom**: [Morning] [Talk Show] guys. [Funny as Hell].
*[All I need] in the am is [the Bob and Tom show] and some [coffee].*
*(<http://bob-and-tom.urbanup.com/2432354>)* *9 more results*

-define enormous penis song

**EnOrme**: [The number one] [fragrance] for [plus-sized] women.
*[You smell] like EnOrme and [brass] polish. You were at a [strip club]!*
*(<http://enorme.urbanup.com/5538920>)* *9 more results*

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Its Friday my doooods

<:doge:511590627860021258>

Its Thursday

For most

😀

I'm getting lit

#q #qanon #secretspaceprogram #secretspaceprogramme #ssp #disclosure

hello

No u

<:dab:511591544248205312> <:dab:511591544248205312> <:dab:511591544248205312>

😇

-define reptilian

**Reptilian**: 1. Reptilesque [alien] creature. 2. [George Dubya] [Bush].
*[George Bush] has [got to] be [a fucking] Reptilian.*
*(<http://reptilian.urbanup.com/363815>)* *9 more results*

-define red pill

**red pill**: "This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You [take the blue pill]: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You [take the red pill]: you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." - Morpheus, The Matrix

'Red pill' has become a popular phrase among [cyberculture] and signifies a free-thinking attitude, and a waking up from a "normal" life of sloth and ignorance. Red pills prefer the truth, no matter how gritty and painful it may be.
*"I [took] [the red pill]"*
*(<http://red-pill.urbanup.com/877786>)* *9 more results*

-define purple pill

**Purple pill**: a 30mg pill of MS ([Morphine] Sulfate) [Contin] used to relieve pain, it is a [prescribed] drug that is abused often, it last around 12 hours and relieves almost all physical pain.
*[My Friend] [gave] me a [purple pill]*
*(<http://purple-pill.urbanup.com/7479304>)* *9 more results*

-define purplepill

**purplepiller**: Someone who has a non-ideological outlook on gender relations and the modern [dating scene]; i.e. not on the [bluepilled] side, nor on the [redpilled] side.
*Purplepillers seem to be the most [logical] of the "[pill]" [bunch].*
*(<http://purplepiller.urbanup.com/13271285>)* *2 more results*

-define pinkpill

**Pinkpilled**: The act of turning seemingly straight males into [effeminate], transvestites, e-girls or [transgenders].
Commonly used among [edgy], twitter right-leaning transgenders.
*Broke : Wanting a trad wife
Woke: Wanting to be mind broken and [pinkpilled] into becoming a [tradwife]

FOR THOSE WHO HAVE CHOSEN TO 🐝 THE WARBRIDES OF THE FUTURE

We've already pinkpilled hundreds of young conservatives! -twitter [e-girl]

Who will I date when all the boys have become pinkpilled -concerned girl

I’ve accidentally pinkpilled at least 5 people by telling them that they’re actually anime girls multiple times, this shit is fucking real*
*(<http://pinkpilled.urbanup.com/13368492>)*

😈

@.@

-define blackpill

**blackpill**: A sense of bleakness and pessimism deriving from realization of the falsehood of the just-world-hypothesis, the covert obsession with immutable traits in the dating scene, and thereby a belief that redpill does not apply to omega males, who should instead [abrogate] this with the blackpill.

The fatalism among blackpillers is rooted in their belief in [evolutionary psychology] and biological determinism. The allure behind the blackpill among aesthetically unattractive people is rooted in feeling that it may mentally prepare them for inevitable prejudices such as lookism, cacophobia and [teratophobia].
*"[my neighbour] [Cee]"
"what about him?"
"well ... he [took] the blackpill"*
*(<http://blackpill.urbanup.com/13578603>)* *4 more results*

-define snaking

**Snaking**: When you are dealing with a client and have clearly [grafted] [your arse] off, then someone comes in and steals it and gets the [sale].
*You [snaking] [people's] [deals] again?!*
*(<http://snaking.urbanup.com/8342408>)* *9 more results*

-define snek gang

**snek**: a [smol], delicate noodle that is literally [a tail] with a head ; they no like nose [boops]
*[I love] your snek*
*(<http://snek.urbanup.com/12102909>)* *9 more results*

-define knawledge

**knawledge**: The most important [asset] any [human being] can [acquire]
*Man 1: Hey, how many fuel [units] you have?
Man 2: Not enough.
Man 3: YOU MUST [ACQUIRE] [KNAWLEDGE]*
*(<http://knawledge.urbanup.com/9401415>)*

-define fuel units

**fuel**: food for the human body. Includes [healthy] food like [meats] and [vegetables].
*I gave my [body] [lots] of fuel [for breakfast]. *
*(<http://fuel.urbanup.com/2169480>)* *9 more results*

-define tai Lopez

**tai lopez**: [The mother fucker] who advertises shitty videos (on YouTube) of him in his [garage]. [Knowledge]!!!
*[Here in my garage]. Just bought this new Lamborghini. Fun driving up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? KNOWLEDGE!!! In fact I'm more proud of these 7 new bookshelves I had to get installed to hold 2,000 new books I bought. Its like the billionaire [Warren Buffett] says. "The more you learn, the more you earn." You may have seen by Ted X talk, where I talk about reading a book a day. And I don't do it to show off. And I don't keep this Lamborghini to show off either. I keep it as a REMINDER!!! A reminder dreams are still possible. In fact, it wasn't so long ago I was living in a mobile home, sleeping in a couch, halfway across the country, with 47 dollars in my bank account. I didn't have a degree or anything and I had no opportunities. But then... I bumped in to a MENTOR and a another and soon I had met 5 mentors... and they all taught me 3 things I did to succeed in LIFE. This is [TAI LOPEZ] being shitty*
*(<http://tai-lopez.urbanup.com/8917288>)* *9 more results*

t!top

🏙 | **Guild Score Leaderboards for MKULTRA 👾**

```pl
📋 Rank | Name

[1] > #.𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓭
Total Score: 120385
[2] > #Máchi Dóxa
Total Score: 40783
[3] > #Nyoki
Total Score: 39891
[4] > #-Joe
Total Score: 34974
[5] > #fade-to-black bravo
Total Score: 32680
[6] > #unit
Total Score: 31107
[7] > #Thanos Brady⚜
Total Score: 24018
[8] > #TheGhostScientist
Total Score: 23182
[9] > #xxxjxxx
Total Score: 22808
[10] > #Nikitis
Total Score: 21388
-------------------------------------
# Your Guild Placing Stats
😐 Rank: 4 Total Score: 34974
```

-define jolly right mate

**jollies**: Term refering to one's [pleasure] [related] to a [subject].

See Example.
*[John] gets his jollies by [watching] small [ants].*
*(<http://jollies.urbanup.com/287989>)* *9 more results*

-define molly

**Molly**: Noun: A friend. Molly is highly intelligent academically and will always beat you in tests. She’s committed, a [hard worker], compassionate, independent, dedicated, a great listener, funny, fashionable and above all [picturesque]. Molly is athletic with model body who loves the outdoors and will care and love you if you give her the chance. Molly is one who you can turn to in your time of need, as she is a devoted friend. She offers the best advice and makes sure others are happy before she is. Molly does not pass judgment unless it is due. Molly has a great taste for music. Someone who you can speak to on the phone for hours on end and the conversation never dulls. Molly does wonders in the kitchen. She is a [perfectionist], who sometimes gets caught up in one person or task for a long time. Molly has a beautiful smile. Molly is the kind of girl you don’t want to let go of. You don’t want to break Molly’s heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. She claims she has blue eyes but many would say [hazel] with gold in the middle. During summer her hair is a golden colour turning darker into winter and her smile will brighten any persons day or melt any man's heart. Many things can be said about her but her [true potential] is truly [limitless]. Molly is unique and not easily defined.
*Molly is [to die for]*
*(<http://molly.urbanup.com/8639409>)* *9 more results*

-define promethazine

😩

-define :)

-define wtf

-define why isnt it working

<#550976144241983508>

Damn gotta use bot spam for that

Wow

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

This sucks

Meme spam was a good spot for -define

Maybe people can now actually post memes here....

I'll start