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2018-12-12 01:15:34 UTC

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2018-12-12 04:54:04 UTC

Be Quiet, I haven't the slightest interest in listening to you! Yelling in the background; Sit down, be quiet, and listen. And if you're not able or inclined to do that sir- ***ORDER!***

2018-12-12 07:52:59 UTC

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2018-12-12 07:53:11 UTC

one of the few funny leftpol memes I have seen

2018-12-12 15:14:22 UTC

Oi vey, not keeping all your money in the banking system is antisemetic

2018-12-12 15:30:50 UTC

This

2018-12-12 20:49:02 UTC

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2018-12-12 20:54:03 UTC

my arms are the bars

2018-12-12 21:24:23 UTC

>Rational Bestiality @Deleted User

2018-12-12 21:24:31 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-12-12 22:56:54 UTC

just about every country that's quit an Empire has degenerated culturally
Japan went from a great empire to anime-producing perverted fucks
Russia went into fucking COMMUNISM
China went into a civil war and became communist as well
Britain and France went straight into the cuck hole
Germany is now ashamed of their history
Spain became a backwater shithole, but went back to being ok under Franco
never quit an empire!

2018-12-12 22:58:12 UTC
2018-12-12 22:58:17 UTC

DM me your partnership ad

2018-12-12 22:58:51 UTC

if you wanna partner

2018-12-12 22:59:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507036970472570880/522548114553569320/never_quit_an_empire.png

2018-12-12 22:59:54 UTC

exactly what I'm trying to say

2018-12-12 23:51:35 UTC

Italian-speaking Switzerland belongs to Italy
Dalmatia belongs to Italy
Nice belongs to Italy
Malta belongs to Italy

2018-12-12 23:52:01 UTC

Partition Switzerland along linguistic lines tbh
Austria is Germany too

2018-12-12 23:52:20 UTC

Switzerland shouldn't exist, it's gay

2018-12-13 00:12:15 UTC

I support the Gilets Jaunets
fuck Macron tbh

2018-12-13 00:12:25 UTC

globalist fuck

2018-12-13 00:12:36 UTC

I hope the French whip out the guillotines again

2018-12-13 00:13:16 UTC

They will have him beheaded publicly and after him the rest of the EU servants

2018-12-13 00:13:39 UTC

Macron is an acccelerationist 5D chess player and will die beheaded with a smile

2018-12-13 00:13:48 UTC

Martyr

2018-12-13 00:13:51 UTC

Lmaooo

2018-12-13 00:14:37 UTC

The French damn sure know how to revolt

2018-12-13 00:14:40 UTC

I will give them that

2018-12-13 00:59:18 UTC

I don't trust the French to not mess it up. Yellow jackets need to spread across western Europe.

2018-12-13 01:07:41 UTC

I can easily see the Yellow Jackets inspiring others and having it spread across Europe

2018-12-13 01:19:57 UTC

Meh.

2018-12-13 01:20:29 UTC

It wont happen. This grand revolution in Europe everyone is hoping for isn't gonna happen

2018-12-13 02:56:09 UTC

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2018-12-13 02:57:37 UTC

i sure do love me some wonen

2018-12-13 02:57:48 UTC

Lmao

2018-12-13 02:58:11 UTC

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2018-12-13 02:58:52 UTC

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2018-12-13 04:11:01 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

2018-12-13 04:46:02 UTC

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2018-12-13 20:34:35 UTC

Lol

2018-12-13 20:34:49 UTC

dinesh is a meme

2018-12-13 21:06:12 UTC

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2018-12-13 21:08:58 UTC

ni99er enabler

2018-12-13 21:12:53 UTC

lol

2018-12-13 21:27:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507036970472570880/522887376490463242/signs.jpg

2018-12-13 21:28:25 UTC

>retake Constantinople
>implying that's a bad thing

2018-12-13 21:29:27 UTC

PUNCH TRANS PPL

2018-12-13 21:32:49 UTC

is this thing real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507036970472570880/522888652918095886/20181213_233255.jpg

2018-12-13 21:33:28 UTC

Itโ€™s cool

2018-12-13 21:33:46 UTC

I wanna see one irl but itโ€™s in South America

2018-12-13 21:34:02 UTC

it's so big and scary i'd prolly kms before it comes near me

2018-12-13 21:34:52 UTC

Itโ€™s probably a dumb spider. Itโ€™s scientific name literally says blondi

2018-12-13 21:35:28 UTC

here kill it

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2018-12-13 21:35:55 UTC

"The flavor has been described as "shrimplike""

2018-12-13 21:35:59 UTC

epic

2018-12-13 21:36:07 UTC

someone tried to eat it?

2018-12-13 21:36:12 UTC

wew lad

2018-12-13 21:36:15 UTC

Someone *ate it*

2018-12-13 21:36:19 UTC

fuq

2018-12-13 21:36:22 UTC

doesn't matter any spider is terrifying to me, no i've never killed a spider nor would i ever kill one myself, i just ask my brother or dad to come kill it for me

2018-12-13 21:36:52 UTC

Spiders are cute lol

Tarantulas are docile.

2018-12-13 21:36:59 UTC

You need some help with that. Some spiders are nice

2018-12-13 21:37:09 UTC

I'd imagine that fly swatter is incredibly ineffective

1488 kill spiders

2018-12-13 21:37:32 UTC

i know but it's a fear of mine that i'll never overcome

2018-12-13 21:37:37 UTC

Is it wrong to punch a nazi?

2018-12-13 21:37:42 UTC

Yes

2018-12-13 21:37:44 UTC

yes

2018-12-13 21:37:51 UTC

>wrong

2018-12-13 21:37:58 UTC

I guess Iโ€™ve just grown used to spiders lol

2018-12-13 21:38:20 UTC

No if you are interested in fighting him and ready to deal with the consequences

2018-12-13 21:38:24 UTC

if you throw a punch u better expect one back

2018-12-13 21:38:44 UTC

Smash the fash

2018-12-13 21:38:48 UTC

would you hold that spider?

2018-12-13 21:38:52 UTC

Yes

2018-12-13 21:38:52 UTC

Yeah

2018-12-13 21:38:55 UTC

yikes

2018-12-13 21:38:56 UTC

no

2018-12-13 21:39:00 UTC

I'd like to live

2018-12-13 21:39:03 UTC

thank you very much

2018-12-13 21:39:11 UTC

Rick James bitch

2018-12-13 21:39:15 UTC

They wonโ€™t bite you unless you threaten them

2018-12-13 21:39:19 UTC

oh i know

2018-12-13 21:39:24 UTC

Well that thing only has a frontal weapon

2018-12-13 21:39:33 UTC

i wish i wasn't afraid of spiders

2018-12-13 21:39:41 UTC

Go live in Australia

2018-12-13 21:39:45 UTC

why do? you will live longer

2018-12-13 21:39:48 UTC

Heheh

2018-12-13 21:39:51 UTC

fuck no i hate the heat, i love winter

2018-12-13 21:40:00 UTC

summer is for the weak

2018-12-13 21:40:03 UTC

Iโ€™m Aussie

2018-12-13 21:40:08 UTC

Australia is full of spiders

2018-12-13 21:40:10 UTC

Huntman

2018-12-13 21:40:12 UTC

yup

2018-12-13 21:40:13 UTC

Suffering this weird as summer

2018-12-13 21:40:26 UTC

juris lives in aussieland he will be eaten by a spider

2018-12-13 21:40:31 UTC

What about Jumping Spiders?

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2018-12-13 21:40:43 UTC

that is very cute ngl

2018-12-13 21:40:49 UTC

I have to remove at least one spider a fortnight lol

2018-12-13 21:40:52 UTC

because it's furry

2018-12-13 21:40:54 UTC

Headcrab apply directly to the forehead

2018-12-13 21:40:56 UTC

Headcrab apply directly to the forehead

2018-12-13 21:40:59 UTC

Headcrab apply directly to the forehead

2018-12-13 21:41:02 UTC

which spider?

2018-12-13 21:41:06 UTC

wtf

2018-12-13 21:41:22 UTC

was it a wolf spider

2018-12-13 21:41:39 UTC

It's hair, not fur

2018-12-13 21:41:48 UTC

same shiet

2018-12-13 21:41:51 UTC

Hairy

2018-12-13 21:42:03 UTC

actually no

2018-12-13 21:42:07 UTC

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2018-12-13 21:42:07 UTC

but wutevs

2018-12-13 21:42:18 UTC

Camel Spiders

2018-12-13 21:42:19 UTC

What does <:autism:508484030165942293> imply?

2018-12-13 21:42:21 UTC

its so big how is that thing even real

2018-12-13 21:42:25 UTC

Autism @Nikitis

2018-12-13 21:42:31 UTC

Middle Eastern sht

2018-12-13 21:42:34 UTC

jfc

2018-12-13 21:42:41 UTC

Hairy potter and Furry potter. The differences on the result of the pottery are big

2018-12-13 21:42:42 UTC

I doubt they are

2018-12-13 21:42:43 UTC

Why are autist human rights so neglected in the US

2018-12-13 21:42:52 UTC

Boom

2018-12-13 21:43:06 UTC

Save an autist

2018-12-13 21:43:08 UTC

Donate now

2018-12-13 21:43:14 UTC

i'm so glad that i live somewhere that is sort of cold and not in a hot climate

2018-12-13 21:43:57 UTC

Snow nigerians gang rise up

2018-12-13 21:44:09 UTC

They run 16 km/h wtf

2018-12-13 21:44:17 UTC

LUL

2018-12-13 21:44:25 UTC

that is scary

2018-12-13 21:47:34 UTC

In reality theyโ€™re like the size of a teacup

2018-12-13 21:48:08 UTC

that is still big

2018-12-13 21:48:25 UTC

Yeah

2018-12-13 21:48:51 UTC

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2018-12-13 21:48:56 UTC

its eating a fucking rat

2018-12-13 21:48:58 UTC

Dyk only one kind of spider down here in Australia can actually kill you

2018-12-13 21:49:04 UTC

The rest are meh

2018-12-13 21:49:12 UTC

Oof

2018-12-13 21:49:15 UTC

wow

2018-12-13 21:49:35 UTC

those would prolly eat my rabbit

2018-12-13 21:49:46 UTC

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2018-12-13 21:50:11 UTC

I saw one of these spiders at my old house I think

2018-12-13 21:50:25 UTC

Think that's an Orb Weaver.
Probably am wrong though

2018-12-13 21:50:35 UTC

Yeah, looks like one

2018-12-13 21:50:41 UTC

did you kill it

2018-12-13 21:51:24 UTC

No

2018-12-13 21:51:59 UTC

Actually I think I did bc I ran through itโ€™s web by accident and most likely accidently stepped on it lol

2018-12-13 21:52:14 UTC

huntsman spiders don't make webs

2018-12-13 21:53:10 UTC

wtf i would've screamed and had a heart attack

2018-12-13 21:53:21 UTC

this cat has more lady balls than me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8kOAQfM5mQ

2018-12-13 21:53:28 UTC

stop being so dramatic

2018-12-13 21:53:49 UTC

that isn't called being dramatic

2018-12-13 21:53:59 UTC

check yourself before you speak

2018-12-13 21:54:22 UTC

Huntsman are cute lol

2018-12-13 21:54:23 UTC

Having a heart attack is pretty dramatic

2018-12-13 21:54:28 UTC

no

2018-12-13 21:54:41 UTC

I like spiders except when they decide to run towards me

2018-12-13 21:54:48 UTC

it's how i would react

2018-12-13 21:54:51 UTC

Thatโ€™s the only time Iโ€™m scared lol

2018-12-13 21:54:54 UTC

You can say that about everything

2018-12-13 21:55:12 UTC

"Oh that Bear is pretty cool until it's charging at me!"

2018-12-13 21:55:31 UTC

Yeah but itโ€™s true

2018-12-13 21:55:39 UTC

And thatโ€™s all that counts

2018-12-13 21:56:08 UTC

I suppose

2018-12-13 21:56:30 UTC

Round

2018-12-13 21:56:33 UTC

what if a spider crawls inside of your mouth while you're sleeping

2018-12-13 21:56:54 UTC

>not breathing through your nose

2018-12-13 21:57:17 UTC

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2018-12-13 21:57:55 UTC

Mouthbreather is an important insult

2018-12-13 21:58:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507036970472570880/522895006349000715/video.mov

2018-12-13 21:58:11 UTC

Oh I thought it took a huge as dump but nah theyโ€™re babies

2018-12-13 21:58:14 UTC

this is my little bun bun

2018-12-13 21:58:33 UTC

Nice font of choice

2018-12-13 21:58:38 UTC

yeah i know

2018-12-13 21:58:53 UTC

tbh cats > rabbits

2018-12-13 21:59:08 UTC

friend of mine had a male rabbit and he literally humped everything

2018-12-13 21:59:17 UTC

Rabbits are just living food. Cats are african invaders.

2018-12-13 21:59:34 UTC

such indecent existences

2018-12-13 22:00:06 UTC

Sure about Cats buddy?

2018-12-13 22:00:11 UTC

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2018-12-13 22:00:12 UTC

Yes

2018-12-13 22:00:13 UTC

yep

2018-12-13 22:00:34 UTC

Cats and foxes are not pets

2018-12-13 22:00:42 UTC

My cat is in a basket

2018-12-13 22:00:46 UTC

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2018-12-13 22:00:50 UTC

it's why I like them, they are not pets

2018-12-13 22:00:52 UTC

awwwe

2018-12-13 22:00:57 UTC

more like a companion

2018-12-13 22:01:13 UTC

I don't keep pets

2018-12-13 22:01:26 UTC

"noun. any domesticated or tamed animal that is kept as a companion and cared for affectionately. "

2018-12-13 22:01:40 UTC

i'd rather pick a dog over a cat

2018-12-13 22:01:43 UTC

i'm not a cat person

2018-12-13 22:02:37 UTC

awww

2018-12-13 22:03:32 UTC

I wanna own an Owl.
Don't know why. I'm just infatuated with them

2018-12-13 22:03:34 UTC

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2018-12-13 22:05:44 UTC

A reminder that 30-50% of the world is infected with Toxoplasma gondii.

2018-12-13 22:06:40 UTC

and everyone had chiken pox

2018-12-13 22:06:54 UTC

such is the case when u domesticate an animal

2018-12-13 22:07:03 UTC

Plus owning a Bird of Prey can definitely help with hunting as well, if one is interested in that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO-871m_w58

2018-12-13 22:09:09 UTC

Don't listen to mr. infected. Cats and foxes must be removed before it's too late

2018-12-13 22:09:18 UTC

I mean

2018-12-13 22:09:20 UTC

Foxes are just a bother

2018-12-13 22:09:21 UTC

cmon now

2018-12-13 22:09:32 UTC

>Muh diseases

2018-12-13 22:10:09 UTC

for someone that likes nature u sure are selective

2018-12-13 22:10:24 UTC

You are not getting the point, that's the issue

2018-12-13 22:10:33 UTC

the only disease that has been mentioned that has pet origins

2018-12-13 22:10:35 UTC

is that cat shit

2018-12-13 22:10:47 UTC

when i think dog disease I think rabies but that can infect any animal

2018-12-13 22:10:56 UTC

Cats are the best. Except stray cats. I could not live without a pet cat tho lol

2018-12-13 22:11:00 UTC

cats are for virgins

2018-12-13 22:11:09 UTC

Well guess what

2018-12-13 22:11:12 UTC

This list of diseases are not necessarily for humans btw

2018-12-13 22:11:16 UTC

Imma virgin

2018-12-13 22:11:21 UTC

case closed

2018-12-13 22:11:26 UTC

Oof

2018-12-13 22:11:30 UTC

cat ownership=<:virgin:508484108956073994>

2018-12-13 22:11:37 UTC

(Iโ€™m also underage sooooo$

2018-12-13 22:11:42 UTC

not all of them go on humans, but its a fact that dogs have paracites too and infect people as well

2018-12-13 22:11:48 UTC

Also it's the only disease that infects your brain and makes you a cat lady

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