Welcome brother

yooo

@𝕯𝖊𝖒2甲斐 @Mr.Wicked pro tip: <#400443953926897666> is the place to be.

NSFW though

nice

NO

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @tiny little bintch Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

Less than an hour to go till Kekcast! @here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBxKv70hKbU

*HIGH GROUND!*

@McCarthy's List @A Centrist Gamer it goes in shill

I was laughing so hard at shimoneta that my mouth was wide open as I did so then I looked at the ceiling above me.. Cockroach.. Then I realized the game the universe was about to play, quickly closed my mouth and barrel rolled off my sofa then made a break for the bug spray. Due to the spray being cheap, I wasted half the can just killing it because it was out of reach. Now my room(the living room) smells like veneno(bug poison) but I managed to kill it. Sleeping in my moms room for now.

Thanks for that update we all asked for.

Well guys, I've just finished a bit of reasearch into the subject of free will. We don't have it.

not quite true but mostly correct

our free will last about as long as a diet

Not nessesarilly. Why did you go on that diet in the first place? Obviously there was some sort of health concern attached to your previous eating habits, and so, therefore even though you may not like it, you were influenced to at least attempt to diet.

not the point at all you are thinking in a linear progressive manner where as most things n history are persuaded by minor events many forks in the road to take and for a limited time like a diet that last about 3 weeks that is about as much time as you have to change the course after that most people will either have made a permanent change or went back on the current path

there of course are certain things you cant change like the fact you will some day die but what can be changed is when where or how

I have less than no idea what you just said or how it relates to my previous point.

I was hoping y'all would laugh but ok

uh i dont have a lot of thoughts on the subject of free will but uh

what little thought i have is that i dont necessarily care because free will or not, _i'm_ aware and conscious of my own actions and i think thats the only thing that matters???

also like trini tbh just get a cat, haha

anders killed a cockroach last night

i hate that he keeps meowing at me with the corpses but well

cats are cats

We have a cat but she don't do shit.

🆙 | **Trini Amora Yverrah leveled up!**

I have stated many times that my brother owns a cat?

oh

yeah uh

heads up i guess??

my memory is really bad

you can tell me something today and i probably wont remember it tomorrow

so if i end up repeating information dont take that as me being annoying. its literally me not remembering ive already said thi

*this

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Meep?

The call of my ppl

Meep?

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accidently put something in the wrong chat, sorry

Are you canadian or have a form of depression Petch?

no, I Actually put in a video in the wrong text channel

Then don't say sorry

pls spank @Trini Dayana Rivera

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M E E P

S T E A M E D H A M S

I request you commit sudoku

No u

Fine, I'll start us out

I know where a 3 goes!

Fuck yaself XD

hot

Trini stop

❤

bop

Bop?

bop bop

bop bop bop bop

bop bop bop, bop to the top, slip and slide and ride that rhythm

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Nipples

Zipples

Dipples

Xipples

Wipples

Yipples

Bipples

Pipples

Tipples

Nickels

Gipples

Figgles

Faggles

Faggoles

Bagool

Faggots

No u

Faygo

No u

WHAT RULE DID I BREAK?!

Also can you make it pink?

Dimples

Pimples

@Trini Dayana Rivera remember how I said that this Discord isn’t your personal Tumblr? That massive rant you posted in <#400444397499711508> yesterday violated that rule, so you’re in the “bad girl” role for 48 hours.

Simples

Shimples

wimples

Shimptles

Shitples

Shithles

Shitholes

>n>

So, great news, Stephen Hawking's dead.

and this is great news how???

Sarcasm

sorry, cant read it through text well

may he rest in peace

I would've done my normal tilda spam at the end of the sentence, but I figured that would have people think the whole sentence was sarcasm.

I'm waiting for his black-hole bomb to go off and take the rest of us with him.

*cries*

*lies*

*mies*

*flies*

*pies*

*sighs*

*eyes*

Guys

SHTAP

@Trini Dayana Rivera your sentence is over.

colourr

Don't go embarassing yourself honey. We speak actual english around here.

foster i speak the queens english

Is your queen retarted?

shes blue blood

🆙 | **dem2 leveled up!**

Hi there

I'm a sail

and drunk i presume

Not legally

But I am not actually drunk

thats nno fun

Complain to ze US government

I've spent 2 days trying to renew my passport.

Fuck the federal government -_-

can you make it pink next time?

please?

@Trini Dayana Rivera show me a picture of something that's pink and maybe I will.

Don't fall for it.

Fucking weeb shit...

That's it! I've had it! I'm doing the video!

Against weebs?

Oh boi!

Daddy's gonna be handing out all kinds of spankings!

>inb4 30 second video with 10 second intro, 2 second response of 'yes' and 18 second outro

Nigga, you wish!

Well, it appears this has been in the bank for some weeks.

Shits about to fly...

>Most downvoted video because people from /a/ found it.

pls spank @Dick Daddy Foster

do one of koreaboos. They deserve it more

You're kinds extinction has been delayed for far too long as it is...

But they do more damage than we do

Trust me.. I have seen shit and shit accessories with koreaboos.. THEY ARE WORSE THAN WEEBS

I will eradicate your filth one at a time.

Whore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFl0uPw1-Yc

Old Mercy was better than new Mercy. Change ny mind.

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @Brocron Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

It feels like I've been here before

Hey, @Dick Daddy Foster , you should talk about how Steven Crowder is getting fucked by YouTube and Twitter

I already put out a trailer for what’s next on my channel.

Do that afterwards

Relevance will have expired.

*sigh*

Alright @everyone I need voices for my next video. Any volunteers?

What kind of roles do you have?

Sure

Hit me with lines and context ;)

Not I, I have a voice for books.

I would volunteer but I am not sure my voice a appropriate.

https://youtu.be/eFjFxgHedgM

Everyone must see this.

No

I refuse to watch

:3

Your loss

Anyone else here have a high IQ?

I’ve been put into the 140-160 range.

That’s cool, I’m put between the 119 -34 range

to 39?!? So you're between above average to below mentally retarted?

134*

My bad

I was about to say... That's scientifically lower than a dolphin.

Dolphins, I can never look at them the same way ever again

aw man, my iq put me at like.... 112???

its kinda been a while so i dont really remember

Would I post a picture of kidney stones in the memez chat?

🆙 | **Sir Conservatarian leveled up!**

HMU @Dick Daddy Foster

You know I'm good for it Foster.

@Dick Daddy Foster I am willing to volunteer..

@Trini Dayana Rivera actually, you’d be perfect for the role I have in mind. @Teatac and @SilverSlash I’ll keep you guys posted

@Dick Daddy Foster word

Sweet

@Dick Daddy Foster I can volunteer

Can I volunteer?

@Dick Daddy Foster

@king_cholera @Louis XIV (aka 1685Violin) Maybe, but you won't have many lines.

Specifically two words repeatedly.

All right then, thanks anyway.

🆙 | **Louis XIV (aka 1685Violin) leveled up!**

Never mind.

As long as Trini gives me the succ

@Dick Daddy Foster What's your opinion?

https://www.facebook.com/NowThisEntertainment/videos/1762460970482124/

Katy Perry is a molester.

She abused her fame. It's almost like.. some people actually care who they give their first kiss to..

Katy Perry is a wamen that has lost touch with reality

Almost all celebrities have

That's why I don't care for many celebrities anymore.

Wait, now she's a wamyn?!? We must respect her!

Go Fuck Yourself, Willy ! You Cunt.

Huh

...

@Trini Dayana Rivera I'm finally getting around to watching FMA: Brotherhood.

Oh ok

Cool

So far, I still like FMA's original theme, but I like this better in terms of plot and sheer hilarity.

The first original fma theme? It's called Melissa by Porno Graffitti

Ye.

It's a bangin' jam

Tru

Go Fuck Yourself, RailLord ! You Cunt.

@Trini Dayana Rivera All right, what is up with that bot that is cursing at us?

Idk.

its

its how tatsumaki was set up

thats the goodbye message when someone leaves the server

in another server im in it says the person who left is dead

You know what’s sad. I was in a conversation about a cop shooting a black guy in a court case and I laughed

Is that bad?