Aw fuck, here we go.

I didn't wish to go in that topic by the way.

Nope, you already started it.

Where the hell do I even begin?

Ah fuck it, but blood-pressure can't handle this shit right now. You lucked out.

Sorry for saying something too reactionary.

No, it was just stupid of you to equate looting to a person's race, rather than their desperation for supplies.

@Dick Daddy Foster does have a point, anyone at that point will be wanting to take stuff, as soon as one starts, everyone wants in

I very much doubt it's a racial thing

Clone Wars was the shit, Rebels is okay to binge, the final season is actually decent

There was too much dumb stuff in Rebels for me to enjoy. It was a mediocre show with a few decent episodes sprinkled in.

clone wars was actually better than rebels, simply because it was darker in plot and even the clones had more character than the people in rebels.

they even threw in a sick joke about anakin killing younglings]

Oh yeah, without a doubt Clone Wars was better than Rebels. There were so many dark scenes, Clone Wars Anakin is definitely the best Anakin, Obi Wan is like the wise uncle always cracking jokes, Ahsoka is basically the audience, Ventress was a great addition, and don't even get me started on the return of Darth Maul

Obi-Wan, Master of Trolling everyone

Ventress: You Seriously plan to flee
Kenobi: I learned from watching you!

haha Get Rekt

god i havent seen that show in along time

*Kenobi, Anakin and Dokou are trapped together*
Kenobi: Could you be any faster?
Anakin: Calm master, the Count is an old man, and doesn't move like he used to.
Douku: Control your friends insolence while I'm concentrating.
Kenobi: , sarcastically* Anakin, control your insolence, the Count is concentrating

i remember that one

how did the one when anakin was rescued by kenobi go

Kenobi: When you are a master, then you'll get to make the plan.

Anakin: That's just it, how can I become a master if I'm always getting caught?

Kenobi: At least you're a master... at getting caught.

Kenobi: Hello There

Tommy Wiseau: Oh hai Mark.

Uncultured swine, you dont get the meme

Oh hai Petch.

How are you?

Anyway, how's your sex life?

Grevious: General Kenobi... You are a bold one...

Oh hai doggy.

@Dick Daddy Foster

Found some content
https://www.facebook.com/ajplusenglish/videos/1156206591187513/

*in the catacombs of Geonosyis*
Kenobi: It's some kind of alien hive mind, she thinks she can control us
Anakin: Great, found out what you've needed to know yet
Kenobi: No wait, I want to see how it works.
Anakin. I don't think Luminara wants to see how it works
Luminara: No, I don't!
Kenobi: Come now, the more we know, the better.
Luminara: I disagree!
Anakin: So do I
Kenobi: Come now, the nose or the ear, which one will it enter.
Anakin: ....... I think the nose

I mean, it's a good quote...

Its done Adam...

😭

Daily reminder that, even though it's cheesy, Power Rangers is still really fucking cool.

This reminder does no come daily

You lie

It will now be a daily reminder.

Daily Reminder Tots does not know how to answer a god-damn phone.

Daily Reminder: There's no ethical consumption under capitalism, and taxation is theft.

*Distant An-Cap reeing*

Unpopular opinion: Tap water tastes better than bottled water

Unpopular fact: In most cases they're the same thing.

I mean, Krelan is probably right

Still tastes different

Fun fact, my school is having a walkout next week because of Parkland

Also, daily reminder that Dino Thunder is the best Power Rangers.

Fuck you Ninja Storm is the best, followed by Light Speed Rescue and Time Patrol.

LSR is pretty chill.

🆙 | **SilverSlash leveled up!**

And Ninja Storm

But eh on Time Force.

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @DrunkenSails Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

oh hay

Howdy

howareya

Wanting to die

ah

howboutyou?

That’s cheery.

I am pretty good

not wanting to die

so that is something

:>

Das pretty good

ikr

Some general advice, the best part of this Discord is <#400443953926897666>

He lies

Don't fall for it

Hush

*clicks on the channel*

*leaves the channel*

eh

not enough furry porn

I warned you

lol

you did you did

You have posting priveleges

thank ya

The porn shalt be distributed.

Did I do good daddy?

Das a pretty good gif though.

I know right

perfect for all occasions

Including bar mitzvahs.

ESPECIALLY bar mitzvahs

Oh yeah, also you should probably know that by being a part of this Discord, you are now officially a Jew.

You are also expected to make a one time donation to the yoga industrial complex.

When you do is up to you.

#northkoreaisthegoodkorea

#burnthehomelessalive

#kickasscruiseship

*makes sandwhiches*

I'll take one

*they are poisoned*

I'll take two

thousand

mk

*gives you two thousand and walks off*

XD

Do I need to create a cringe roleplay tab?

*what she doesn't know is that I can't possibly eat two thousand sandwiches in one sitting, so i get a great deal on poison sandwiches*

Also no

This isn't a canadian server

https://youtu.be/SE3wU0oArDw

Seemed appropriate

I'll take 5

million

Create the Muffin of all Bombs

@DrunkenSails you just made me hard

oh no

Greeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt

*runs away*

Too late

*runs faster*

I am Jesus around here.

Technically.

*fuck*

You will

No. Fuck *Jesus*

You don't have a choice

Snapchat is on some weird shit

Snapchat is garbage

I mean, if their asking for it, it's probably ethical

Now that just looks awful

Even by tattoo standards

I think we scared off Gardener

We?

Yes

hm?

no I am alive

you have to do better than that to scare me sir

:>

It’s decided then

Jeez Foster, someone just walks away from the keyboard for five minutes and you think their dead?

nah he thinks I am scared

We’re going to watch Brokeback mountain again tonight.

nah I have a rabb.it and Portal 2 date with my boyfriend

too busy you see

:>

Gay

no u

Sounds kinky

your mom

your mom gey

Oh yeah? well your mom's a faggot

Ur mun gey

your dad is a registered faggot

Oh yeah? Well your dad's a whore.

your dad is my dad's whore

Your father(s) beat and chain children in the basement.

Oh yeah? Well your dad's brother's a mormon.

daddy's dad is gey for Krelan's dad

🙋🏻‍♀️

What biggots they are for not wanting to be in a relationshp with a wamyn.

Idk, probably. But my dad could beat up your dad!

my dad is 6'3

Well, my dad's God so...

Yeah, well MY dad is an alcoholic!

oh *shit*

My mum makes tall men cry

is your dad tall?

Sort of.

he is gonna cry

That’s what happens when you use teeth

You make all men cry

my mom just uses general cruelty

:>

Wah... mean words.... wahhhh

:>

anywho

This is not reality, not reality, not reality

not reality

I like children

Pedo

In a non-sexual way

I also like men.

In a non-sexual way.

Faggot

It is true I also like women

But they get slammed onto the coffee table and fucked.

Circumcised penises look better than uncircumcised penises. Don’t @ me.

Still weird looking though

I once made a brokeback mountain joke about the dallas cowboys to my stepmom and dad.. my stepmom got the joke and laughed but my dad didn't get it... they are both christians.

So is Kekcast canceled for tonight or what?

It's not supposed to be tonight.

Fucking Youtube...

Oh

lol

Or it could be me misremembering

Not YT's fault perhaps.

Or the Mandela effect

25 hours you stupid fucking twat.

Like i said misremembering

Also, used to it being on friday's

@Krelin shut up you fag

Trini calm down

pls kill @Trini Dayana Rivera

Trini Amora Yverrah died after realizing how shitty their grammar was

Yep, Trini sounding deadpan to everyone indeed @A Centrist Gamer, is it nae?

Shut your whore mouths.

Am virgin so... Dassa lie.

So... Tots bailed on the Kekcast tomorrow.

Wow

Rude

Not going to comment on that.

This is awkward.

The show will go on

make it autistic.. let us in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqi-bn1MofE&t

Autistic enough? 😃

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkfpqGWzHCE&feature=youtu.be

enjoy this autism

blob

I'm Pro Gun. Change my mind.

If you shoot your dick off you'll never be able to give yourself a Stranger again

That's what the 4 rules of gun safety are for

1: **ALWAYS** keep the gun pointed in a safe direction

At your dong is not a safe direction.

What if you trip and stick your donger down the barrel?

You can't do that with most guns.

But you can with some

On like a shotgun

And that's about it.

And shotguns are really hard to fuck up.

The way I trained myself to deal with that is to fall with it in front of me.

Meep

Y'all wanna watch someone try to fight me on the death penalty?

Put link in shill

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @Mr.Wicked Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

I am here to make shit burn

You just need to eat some Taco Bell in order to acheive that.

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @𝕯𝖊𝖒2甲斐 Leave all False-Gods at the Door!