So doctor said it was a stomach bug

and it's contagious

*sprays you with bug spray*
Haha, revenge!

But I'm not a bug?

You on the other hand

*sprays her with white sticky stuff*

😂😂

@A Centrist Gamer I'm down for a quick round if you want

Not right now mate sorry

oof

ew

@SilverSlash I'm up for a game niw

that you who just sent me a request?

jump into the general chat

Give me a mo

Discord on laptop is having a moment

rip

Fuck this, I'll do it on my phone

@Dick Daddy Foster check ya email

We found some funny shit whilst playing DBD

What the fuck is going on?

Omfg... this can’t be a real thing...

It is

I wouldn't have sent it to you if I didn't think it was

Jesus Christ

Send it to me on PM

um... what the fuck is going on?

too lazy to screenshot

basically, grubhub sent out a bullshit email about "equality"

Equality of delivery times?

lmao

no, feminazi bullshit

Because I swear to God it does not take 45 minutes for some kung pao chicken to be delivered to me from a P.F. Chang's that's 10 minutes away.

FUCKING TRUE

#sorelatable

Previewing new video now. I may have it up later tonight.

https://www.facebook.com/asiancrush.tv/videos/1755107544512105/

I'm fucking dead

Is it because it ended up deceiving the audinece or because there is a hidden gay message?

yes

it looked like a gay scene from an asian drama between 2 boys but it was actually an ad for lip balm

And this is not even a Japanese commercial. I don't know if those are Koreans or Thais.

Thais

So how are you dead? Because this is propaganda or because the gay scene is used in a lip balm commercial?

"I'm dead!" Is a phrase said when something is hilarious. It derives from people who die laughing(Because it's said that if you laugh non-stop over a long period of time without catching a breath, you can die from it) hence why whenever something is funny, people express how funny it is by saying things like "OMG I'M DYING XD"

and if they look like bottoms, most likely they are thais because of the "Thai Ladyboi" stereotype. If they look like fuckbois, then they are koreans. If they look like asian justin biebers, then they are chinese. if they look like girls in female cosplay, then they are Japanese

You didn't have to explain to me on what "I'm dead" means. I know you said it idimatically. I said that because I wanted to know why.

What are f-bois?

Oh... because the commercial did a complete 180.

male sluts

And lady boi?

feminine looking boys

I just hope I don't get mistaken as a girl or a transgender simply because in real life, I have a rather mildly high pitched voice and long hair even though I know I am a man.

Ultimate Surrender. Look it up.

Kekcast has been cancelled this weekend. @everyone

But

No

How could you do this?

I love how savage the characters are in the original dragonball.

That was random

there was a long pause

Um

Not really?

_cricket, cricket, cricket_

It's an okay sport, old sport

@A Centrist Gamer rate the killers in DBD, best to worst

I'll try to see if I can't fit in a Kekcast today guys. Depends on Tots though, as usual.

@Dick Daddy Foster you should come play some games with me and Centrist. One in particular.

Is it tank dating simulator?

No.

Dead by Daylight.

But I wanna hump some tanks

Then go hump some tanks.

But this is a game of fun and horror.

(And sheer terror at points)

Buy it on Steam my dude.

Do it

It's genuinely pretty good

Oh and best to worst killers?

(This list only applies if the skill level of the killer and survivor are both extreme)

Nurse
Doctor
Huntress
The shape (Mike Myers)
Hillbilly
Trapper
Cannibal (Leather face)
The Wraith
The Hag
Freddy Krueger
(the pig is not included as I only faced her in a few games)

The Pig is so much fun to play

*SURPRISE BITCH*

Plus, she's great for playing "Guard the Hooked Person*

You mean camping

Yeah

It just works too damn well

Only disadvantage: I can go downstairs, get food, take a piss, come back to my PC and STILL be waiting for a game to be found when I'm playing killer.

can you hear me?

I don't get the joke

Ummmmm

Do you not have Gregg's in America?

...I don't think so...

dafuq is gregg's?

Just looked it up. It's a UK based bakery, sausage and sandwich shop

They should really change the logo. The one they use now gives a "Printing and laminating" business type off feel

or makes it look like an insurance company.. not a restaraunt

It's really good

Like amazing Sausage rolls

So I just got done watching the fakest fucking porn in my life.

You watched your sex tape?

>sex tape

Besides the the tyrannosaurus rex on a hoverboard?

Oh right. 2018.
Sex Blu Ray?

Everything is digital nowadays Trini, god an iTunes.

Damn it. Remnants from my life of the early-2000s still remain with me.

Digital is new to me. Wtf is that?

>Sex Blu ray.

That doesn't make any sense

Doesn't sound as "edgy".

Because it's not supposed to be edgy...

Dude.. EVERYTHING IS EDGY TO YOU

I was joking that time. I meant it doesn't sound as cool.

It's not supposed to. It's a bad joke and that's what I live for: Bad jokes and puns

I told a dirty Muslim joke to a high schooler and it was so funny that I nearly gave him mental anguish and banged himself on the table.

I once told a joke so bad over skype(Back when it was still used) that my friend hung up the call

*HOW DOES THE BASTARD, ORPHAN, IMMIGRANT DECORATED WAR VET*

*UNITE THE COLONIES THROUGH MORE DEBT*

....

Patriotism?

Sorry. Silver is listening to Hamilton.

Pls spank @CrazeeCaveMann 69

Pls spank @toru

I ask you don't overuse the spank meme

Pls spank @Dick Daddy Foster

Three hands?

Two for benching and one for wanking

Anyone miss me?

yes

No

😛

i dont know who you are

He's been in a few livestreams me thinks

i dont watch the livestreams so that probably answers it, haha

Wolfie and I did that one collaboration on flat-earthers.

Also, I think Renegade Walrus became a white nationalist on us boys.

Libtards in this day and age would hate the original dragonball. It not only has racist undertones, but also has homophobic undertones and it's fucking hilarious how they portray it all.

How besides the possible blackface?

Well in the mind of a libtarded black person they would find a white guy yelling at his black adversary and the adversary submitting to his every aspect quite racist and try to pass it off as "Promoting the slavery and abuse of black people"

As for the homophobia, the main characters are bullying a villain because he's gay and the way they portrayed homosexuals is quite stereotypical as Krillin kicked the gay guy in the face causing a nosebleed and the gay guy went on a non-stop rant over the harm coming to his "pretty and beautiful face" then proceed to rant with comments on "My beautiful image has been ruined and tarnished" then proceeeded to attack krillin over his face

he also pushed bulma away after she started drooling over him saying "EW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GROSS FEMALE!"

Krillin and Bulma said in unison "Ick he's gay!"

When the gay guy challenged krillin, krillin then says "Bring it, you flamin' homo!" and it proceeded to piss the gay guy off

This entire scene is fucking hilarious

the gay guy also has that 90's anime rich girl laugh where they laugh by going "OH HOHOHOHOHOHOOOO~"

They would also claim that the character paints gays in a bad light because he is also a pedophile

Trini, that's enough

Don't stop her rambling about something she passionate about

Oh no please stop her.

In other news, would you be interested in talking about our lord and saviour Jesus Chr- I mean, Kek

We should all be allowed to talk about stuff we're passionate about, otherwise we may think it's wrong to love it

I have a free copy of FTL:Faster Than Light, it's a good game, you'll love it if you're turned on by that 8-bit pixel art, space, micromanaging, and being fucked over the 23rd time. If you want it, hit me on here with your Steam details and I'll send it to you. First come first serve

What makes you say that about Walrus Foster?

Is this the same cu mara I'm thinking of? Because if so, I doubt he's being that serious about it.
Nevermind, not the same guy I was thinking of.

Holy shit, I mean, I'm up for banter and such, and I consider myself very tolerant of free speech, but this just seems like a circle jerk and fucking rude and obnoxious.

No, this is Leaf’s boy-toy Cu Mattata.

I'm actually curious about what peoples opinions are on what was said, if anyone else wants to give theirs

Oh.... So it was who I was thinking of after all. Well, that makes things interesting.

I just think it's just bantz.

I mean, it'ls out of context, so it could be

I hve a channel and I do shows too

No, this is what Cu Mara really thinks. Watch Scoobie’s chaos 120 stream from like, two weeks ago and you’ll see, because he was on there trying to advocate for ethnostates and an abolition of liberty.

Ohhhhkaaaayyy

Well, this requires some further investigation.

I'm sorry. :(

For rambling on too much :'(

I mean, you don't need to apologize

Sorry

Now you're just sounding English

Or Canadian

Sorry.. Just.. Today was a horrible day.. i can't stop saying sorry

I hear that... my day was awful too

i keep getting called a whiny cunt for saying im uncomfortable with a joke in the server in a straightforward manner

: )

*a

not this server

another server

Today was a shit day at work. My old general manager was transferred to another store and 2 managers got promoted yesterday(One of them is our new gm) AND TODAY... THE SUPERVISOR WAS BEING A BITCH TO EVERYBODY! IT GOT SO BAD THAT ONE PERSON GOT FIRED! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET FIRED BECAUSE THE SUPERVISOR GOT ON MY CASE FOR IMPROPERLY WASHING MY HANDS(I WAS UNAWARE OF THE METHOD SHE YELLED AT ME TO USE AND THROWING IT IN MY FACE THAT I WAS CROSS CONTAMINATING STRAIGHT AFTER WASHING MY HANDS BECAUSE I DIDN'T USE A PAPER TOWEL TO CLOSE THE WATER) And on top of THAT ... A customer decided to be an ass with me and call me white just because I don't don't know spanish.. I'M BROWN! I GOT A FUCKING NOPAL ON MY FOREHEAD(Nopal meaning cactus and it's metaphor we use) LOOK AT WHERE I WORK, ASSHOLE! LOOK AT MY UNIFORM! IF I WERE WHITE, HOW THE HELL WOULD I AFFORD TO BE THIS BROWN?! HOW CAN I AFFORD A FAKE TAN WITH THE JOB I HAVE?! I HATE THE STIGMA THAT MEXICAN CITIZENS HAVE THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT IF YOU ARE BROWN, YOU /HAVE/ TO KNOW SPANISH AND IF YOU ARE BROWN AND YOU DON'T THEN YOU ARE SHUNNED!

I wanna cry so much right now

@Trini Dayana Rivera O...kay, I don't know what to describe that tone now.

frustrated and at a breaking limit

trini i cannot offer much but i am truly sorry you had a really bad day at work

*Sends a positive vibes bomb ala Spirit Bomb From Dragon Ball Z*

My mother had a similar problem nine years ago over an asshole supervisor as she recently told me. She has since changed jobs years later.

and well, i dont know how you'd feel about it, but with some friends i offer to serenade because they really like my singing voice? so if you'd like a serenade then just give the word!!!

(i hope you dont see this as weird)

@Trini Dayana Rivera By the way, what does _nopal_ mean in that idiom? I had never heard that word being used as an idiom; only as the plant.

@fate She also uses a similar tone when she is happy or slightly annoyed.

its probably a spanish thing???

i know mostly cuban slang so, so i cant guess at this

I grew up around many Hispanics of various ancestries and I have never heard _nopal_ used as an idiom. I know a lot of Spanish.

Closest thing to spanish I know is the *insert restaurant that bastardizes spanish food here* menu.

Keep in mind that the city I live in that has a lot of Hispanics is still majority white.

i live in miami so i can only speak from my experience

it sounds familiar but i wouldnt be able to place it

I live in Western Michigan.

>Mentions Miami
>That one Will Smith song begins to play in my head.

...my day got a little better.. my friend is has a funimation subscription and gave me the info. ouo I can watch dragonball z and dubs

omfg

well i do live in the city, haha

also im glad trini!!

thanks. ❤

and like i said if you ever want to take up my offer you're very much free too!! (as weird as it might sound??)

It can always get worse

Shut your whore mouth

What should my next video be over guys? I've got nothing.

@A Centrist Gamer Damn, that wasn't supposed to happen.

@Dick Daddy Foster Here is an idea: Is water a human right or a scare resource that should be protected under private property laws. A local government can own it to give to the people. This idea is partially inspired by a video that I linked in <#400443911446724608>.

A video about the faults of the horseshoe theory?

There are none which I can see

@Louis XIV (aka 1685Violin) I'll look into it. I don't really have much to say on it, but I might be able to stretch it out into it's own video.

What about that topic that I had to DM you?

I don't know much about it, nor do I feel qualified to talk in-length on the subject.

@Dick Daddy Foster gun control

Fuck that, there is litterally less than nothing I can contribute to that dead horse of a topic.

The Jewish question?

Jew don't know nothin

Nope

Teacher told me to turn in my essay I said I aint no snitch

God I am bored

Oh, I have an idea, another pseudo-science video.

@Trini Dayana Rivera I'm just trying to be positive

Ohhhhhh, maybe faith healing or anti Vader's?

*vaxers

>anti Vader's

God damn Rebels.

That fucking Rebel alliance

Rebel scum

Anyone else watched Star Wars Rebels, or even better, The Clone Wars?

No, I'm not a weeb.

I mean, it's a cartoon, not anime?

Still, not a weeb.

Alright then

Clone Wars was fantastic, Rebels was a disappointment on so many levels.

@Dick Daddy Foster price gouging on scarce resources during a natural disaster. I remember when hurricane harvey hit, a large pack of bottled water ran for 20-40 dollars as there were only 4 of those packs left. Also gas was getting scarce and were also falling victim to price gouging. My question is.. is this a logical solution so people won't be killing each other over it(I can't remember the proper phrase) before they run out completely or is it a matter of a corrupt system under "Trump's America?"

oh yeah!!

i remember going through hurricane irma

that was a horrible couple of days

the power would get shut off a lot and good luck finding food!!

We were supposed to get hit hard and my mom made me call in to work for safety reasons but then Harvey said "Nah. Fuck you. Imma Rape houston's asshole instead"

thankfully irma didnt hit miami

it uh

wouldnt have ended well

I also remember that one time Hurricane patricia was going to rape all of mexico and was headed in my direction. I was scared shitless and me and my family were making evacuation plans and like.. right before it made landfall.. it disappeared

This certainly is not. In Japan, they have a policy known as "Gaman" which loosely translates into "nobility in suffering". It's more of a cultural thing over there, but back in 2011 when that massive tsunami hit, there were no lootings or pillagings, everyone had a sort of respect for one another and this feeling resonated throughout the nation. Supplies were shared, not hoarded and most certainly weren't hiked up to high-heaven. They realized that humanitarianism should come before the asotypical survival of the fittest (or in this case wealthiest). Essentially, they kept it stoic, and toughed it out until relief could arrive.

@Dick Daddy Foster Well this won't work in the US given that most of the looting were done by non-whites which is a result of blacks believing in such victimhood yet commit more crime. I am not even sure that is found in the white southern countries of South America.

That and tribalism among the blacks.