Imperial army for one final glorious stand against the tide of history that awaited them. The city had withstood over a dozen sieges before by almost as many powers that had since come and gone yet this would be the last one it was to bear witness. Calls for aid were sent out to the heart of European Christendom but few answered the pleas and even fewer Byzantines were enthused by such measures, the memory of their humiliation at the hands of the Latin Empire of the Fourth Crusade still cut deep. Constantine's own chief minister was reputed to have said that it would be "Better to see the turban of the Turks reigning in the centre of the City than the Latin mitre."

Constantine had but 7,000 men to defend a city of over 50,000 souls against a great army of over 80,000 commanded by Mehmed, 10,000 of whom were elite janissaries. Isolated, abandoned, and hopelessly outnumbered, the Byzantine soldiers stood by their Emperor to face whatever end that destiny had in store for them. Constantine himself was said to have manned the walls and fought side by side against the coming onslaught. For fifty three days the Turks hammered at the walls of the city with all their deafening artillery and all their limitless legions and for fifty three days the Byzantines bravely beat them back and endured every assault. At the end of May 1453 A.D then came the fateful day as the Ottoman army swarmed over the weakest point in the defences and flooded into the city. Seeing that the hour of doom had come at last, Constantine is said to have remarked that "The city is fallen and I am still alive." With that he cast off his imperial raiment so as not to be distinguished from his troops, drew his sword, 'dismounted from his white Arabian mare, plunged into the fray, and disappeared."

So ended the last remnant of the Roman Empire founded by Augustus Caesar 1479 years before in 27 B.C. Constantine however would live on in legend, with prophecies arising that before the battle's ending an angel descended to the earth and rescued him by turning him to marble and hiding him beneath the Golden Gate where he would lie in waiting to eventually reclaim the city from the Turks and restore Constantinople to the Orthodox Christians.

You got too much time on your hands

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We need a history channel

That's the real fucking deal, especially if you had to type it all out by hand instead of copying and pasting

I thought we had one?

Yeah <#480908859326595122>

that is mainly used for abandoned shit

@ThatGuyWithPaste
Turns out I'm retarded

Not a surprise, honestly

https://youtu.be/ZQSpPrZSDQ8

that was a good feel

@grapes you should buy one

when ur not a mod but u have keque in ur friends list

same

wEIRd fLeX BuT oK

I want keque in my friends list

Thats a bit gay but ok

Oh ok

Such a beautiful man

Inside and outside

Good pub

Pin

did you fuck the sister in law

How did the sister in law enter the house if they weren't also sleeping in the guest room or directly in the bed.

maybe he left the front door open

>fugged up my chances with girl
>Really nice
>9/10
>Mfw

f

>be me
>find a girl who is my exact type, cute, and has very compatible interests/personality/music taste to me
>literally the perfect 1/10000000000 girl
>mrw she comes out as lesbian

If she looks like a female version of you, she probably is.

what

that statement makes no sense to me but okay

Female*

That ending gets me every time.

see ya later space cowboy

Text4ants

Zoom in fagot

Open in browser

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ever miss anybody real bad, even if they were a shitty human being

asking for a friend.

I miss a lot of people

I miss how I used to be

Here's a more recent one
>be driving back home from walm
>reach train tracks
>train warning lights start up
>at a point where if i hit the breaks the car will stop on track
>if i hit breaks I'll either get hit by train or pull a quick ass reverse and risk hitting any car behind me
>no choice but to run the track as train is far enough away to where if i speed up I'll make it
>make it over
>still not the near deatj experience needed to give me a new will to live

I don't really have a will to live, but I know I probably won't be able to die anytime soon so I just accept it

can't wait until i graduate school and get a super shitty final exam result so i have an excuse to jump off a building

The problem with the fact that I'm gifted (the government's cuck buzzword for the smart kids) is the fact that I realised that life would be shit when I was like 6

There was a friend of my good friend(since I was 13), this guy killed himself two years ago.

And I've never seen my friend being like that

He was destroyed. Fell into severe depression.

And I used to tell him about how I want to kill myself

As a joke

I never say that to him now, and from the time to time, when I feel like I don't deserve everything that is given to me or some bullshit like that

I remember the conversation with him

How it took 3 days to find the guys body

And that 3 days were a living nightmare for him

And I just keep thinking

I can't do that to people I love

We're friend since I was 13, we shared the same dream. He always tell me how lucky he is for have a friend like me

And I feel the same, sometimes I don't deserve him as a friend

So my point is

Later I found out many people feels the same

They don't really have a interest in life or at least they just say that

But they can't hurt other people by choosing selfish way out

i completely understand that

i remember seeing something how like suicide is like an IED, it completely destroys the ones closest to you (e.g. close friends, family)

committing suicide doesn't get rid of the pain, it just transfers it to other people

Yeah

So I can't kill meself not because life's worth living

But life is about people you love and care

That was the hippest thing I ever wrote in foriegn language

Lmfao

You sound like Dame Pesos which makes you a little hard to take seriously but you're right

Yeah don't take me seriously I'm full of shit

Heh

Maybe in korean I can pull off some better shit idk

I think my problem is that I surround myself with people with the same self destructive tendencies that I have

My closest friend is borderline alcoholic and my second closest isnt far behind

My old friends all turn out to be massive drug addicts and I seem to be the only person I know that hasn't turned to substance abuse

you better avoid that shit like the plague

dont want to end up being fucked up on the street corner begging for 25c from strangers to get your next hit

Yeah

The ones that are drug addicts aren't really there when you talk to them

It's kind of sobering, really. Seeing how a form of escapism can turn into something worse than what you're trying to escape from

At this point I've stopped caring

There will never be a happy ending to any of this, no matter how you look at it.

Having someone to care about - that cares about you - kind of makes it easier to deal with but my life is kind of lacking in that department at the moment.

Maybe your family at least?

The only family member that isn't in another continent is my dad. I love him.

oi i was reading that

I've decided not to tell the story in general but since I don't know how much of it you read you're the lucky one

now ping me when you're done here so I can yeet this stuff

oof

is it a painful tale

I think it's painful.

that sucks

yeah

i yeeted most of my half

My subconscious is deathly afraid of things (things I like and do) defining me rather than myself and I think this is why I don't have an interest in anything and have no drive

How would I kill this?

Well I mean to some extent things define everyone

But you could try getting into hobbies that aren't really "things" like photography, rock climbing, etc

If I'm understanding you correctly idk

when i was 10 i was playing in an after school club and faceplanted into the floor, i fucked my front teeth up (chipped half of one off and loosened the other one), then after recovering and being given a crown, i later experienced another faceplant in a skatepark when i was 11, currently i have a crown and a slightly loosened but healed front tooth and i keep having nightmares about how it will fall off, i also have a bad feeling i'm dreaming an event that will happen later in life because i've experienced that before (deja vu) especially because i've had a series of nightmares involving it

Oof I feel ya man

When I was 12 I face planted onto concrete and both of my front teeth were chipped in half

I had to get two root canals, it hurt so fucking bad

And I can’t even get crowns til I’m 18

I've only had one filling in my life and the dentists who did it didn't even clean the tooth before filling it so the decay kept eating through and I had to get the tooth refilled

Gotta love NHS dentists using you as practise

I fell over onto a fence when I was younger, and my teeth hit on the fence. my front teeth folded back (the end of my teeth cut the roof of my mouth) and I have absolutely no idea how they got fixed. the only fucked up thing about my mouth is that I have a bunch of scares on my lips now.

my younger once threw gardening sheers at me and landed on the side of my foot

never been the same since

I jumped out of a swing when I was a little shit for a dare, hit the ground face-first, now my jaw is slightly dislocated and one of my canines has grown outwards at a weird angle

gg

the main factor of that feel is that i have nightmares about losing the wobbly tooth and the fear of it becoming a reality judging by the record of nightmares i've had involving it

iow - deja vu

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F.

Yo I wish more people would do that.

🎱 noobypropmaker, your question has been answered `Outlook is good.`

>be me
>Skinny
>Not very strong
>Biggest guy in the group tries to steal my KFC
>I bend his fucking arm the other way

Don't fuck with my KFC

i just imagine his arm bending backwards at the elbow

actually broke his arm

>be big guy
>decide to epic prank friend
>jokingly take his kfc
>he fucking attacks me
>bends my arm backwards
>submit and suck his dick

>be me

>kfc bucket

>get bought by some scrawny nigga that needs some meat

>some fag tries to make a pass at me

>give the kid kfc powers

>kid fucking bends this niggas arm back

>mfw mcdees doesn’t do this for ya

>be me

>arm

>the body i am attached to has trained for years

>growing in strength

>the body trys to grab friends chicken to increase calorie intake

>kid grabs me

>absolutely destroyed, broken bones, ligaments snapped, tendons snapped

>fuck

lol

>be me
>Early January
>feeling different beginning of the year
>not bad different but good different
>quit my job because i wasn't feeling as satisfied and due to lack of work caused by renovating
>start noticing how dirty room was
>grow increasingly frusted every time i enter room
>Angerwithself.exe at full function
>spend an entire day cleaning up my room
>packing shit up throwing shit up
>uses anger and self hate as motivation to keep going
>hung out with friends during the build up and also use that as a motive to keep going
>skip to today and my room is now at a point where i feel comfortable with people coming over now
>feels good man

<:YaaY:512039594108256257> this warmed my heart

<:YaaY:512039594108256257>

Ayy, that's actually pretty good

<:YaaY:512039594108256257>

<:YaaY:512039594108256257>

feeling sad bois

Good (:

@Deleted User go fook urself

Come fuck me yourself you coward.

@Deleted User stop

@Deleted User u asked for it buddy

👉 👌

pfft u wish

🤜👌

👌 <:gun:478690389663154206>

🔪 @Deleted User

@Deleted User that's hardcore

idk if I'd go that far

Coward

but sure, it's your ass

ur ass, ur rules

Elbow deep

hmm

Murder me with a door fam @Deleted User

@Deleted User i can make take happen fam

Choke me

imma make sure the door gap hits ur toe and pushes ur nail back

Break my neck you mean?

no I'll do that with my hands

Are you sure you are strong enough for that...

wanna find out

what the hell did i stumble upon

Err is sending me death threats.

oh

<:Wojak:465443000294703104>

sorry

✋✋

Sorry for what?

for scaring u

Ha

Do you genuinely believe I'd get spooked?

Chill out

We're just fucking around lad

dude chill

i said im sorry

Wut

listen I was only joking im not actually gonna harm u

What a buzzkill

sorry u just seem really scared

so i had to stop

U r doin me a frighten

had to stop le prank

<:pandorasbox:518010850318090241>

I was terrified

<:YaaY:512039594108256257> direct hit

I gotta tell buzzdick my rape survivor story

as long as you use the appropriate pronounds, you should be good

Just to make clear

You are a white cis male right?

i wish u luck. if it takes off, we might be able to make it into a ted talk

no, worse

a mexican

Oh.

Then you were oppressed

And didn't know any better.

tell em i was trying to get a job and i got so pissed that i jumped ur border

Aye boss

@Deleted User

What

typo sorry

Excuse me wtf

@noobypropmaker si sēnior

Tf did i read

idk

i'm bored tbh

idk about the other guy

Probably a neck beared

He sounds gay af

https://youtu.be/jr1rl4NKCeo

People who live in constant pain seem to hold onto hope more than most healthy ones

Jesus
That poor kid

oof

aw man

https://tenor.com/view/cute-animals-goat-awww-so-cute-hug-gif-12236125

here's a cute goat to lighten the mood

@ghostshark that's a pig

Oh damn you're right

thats a carpet

you guys are blind

Nigger

Im the unloved fold up chair in the background watching in anguish after being crushed repeatedly

My maths teacher has been talking shit

Beat them

Mrs C is gonna get the Mrs D

Jk

She's gross lol