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2019-11-08 13:12:14 UTC

prove me wrong

2019-11-08 13:13:42 UTC

then Treyarch removed it because of how viable it made explosive weapons

2019-11-08 13:15:28 UTC

and it also virtually removed fall damage

2019-11-08 13:17:09 UTC

@goobergopher help itโ€™s getting more painful

2019-11-08 13:19:13 UTC

Hopefully you got better luck with yours, cuz I went to the medics for mine and they said to suck it up

2019-11-08 13:21:33 UTC

Oof

2019-11-08 13:23:09 UTC

He's probably not up yet.

2019-11-08 13:23:15 UTC

Head to a hospital m'dude.

2019-11-08 13:23:46 UTC

It hurts too much to try and get up

2019-11-08 13:23:58 UTC

Iโ€™m definitely not going to be able to drive

2019-11-08 13:24:25 UTC

Eh whatever, I guess if I die then I got Darwinโ€™d

2019-11-08 13:33:33 UTC

>hospital

2019-11-08 13:33:46 UTC

If you've got insurance

2019-11-08 13:33:59 UTC

Iโ€™ve got bad insurance

2019-11-08 13:34:54 UTC

At least its a genuine health concern

2019-11-08 13:35:17 UTC

I went in once because my balls hurt and I'm still paying for it. Nothing was wrong kek

2019-11-08 13:35:52 UTC

Yeah okay, crackhead eastern medicine time I guess

2019-11-08 13:36:39 UTC

Wut

2019-11-08 13:37:25 UTC

Grug moment

2019-11-08 13:37:50 UTC

Jus don't do anything stupid

2019-11-08 13:37:58 UTC

We need you to come out of this alive

2019-11-08 13:40:52 UTC

Yeah , I was joking about the eastern medicine, I donโ€™t want a bomb vest to try and aid with healing

2019-11-08 13:42:02 UTC

hajis

2019-11-08 13:42:07 UTC

you're better than that

2019-11-08 13:42:16 UTC

you ain't no haji

2019-11-08 13:43:01 UTC

Idk 72 virgins is tempting

2019-11-08 13:44:02 UTC

*it's all a lie. Don't do it*

2019-11-08 13:44:26 UTC

- This post was made by the Atheist gang

2019-11-08 13:44:45 UTC

Kinda pissed how all the other Atheists are cringe lords, and libtards

2019-11-08 13:44:58 UTC

I really think I'm the only based and redpilled Atheist in this server

2019-11-08 13:45:16 UTC

Nah, I'm atheist too

2019-11-08 13:45:20 UTC

o

2019-11-08 13:45:47 UTC

Some of the fucking Atheist comunity man...

2019-11-08 13:45:59 UTC

So retarded

2019-11-08 13:46:12 UTC

Literally

2019-11-08 13:46:25 UTC

never wore a fedora once in my life

2019-11-08 13:46:25 UTC

"M'lady"

2019-11-08 13:46:27 UTC

and I'm thankful

2019-11-08 13:46:43 UTC

I only heard of Fedoras when i heard about the Atheist stereotype

2019-11-08 13:46:59 UTC

Never once have I worn one

2019-11-08 13:47:10 UTC

Only thing I wore in my head in recent times were a patrol cap, helmet, and a beret

2019-11-08 13:47:18 UTC

If it were the 1920s or whatever

2019-11-08 13:47:23 UTC

where that shit was actually in style?

2019-11-08 13:47:25 UTC

Then maybe

2019-11-08 13:48:30 UTC

Whole thing is a fuckin joke

2019-11-08 13:50:33 UTC

Iโ€™m an athiest @Some Polish-Hungarian Guy not very based because I try not to get political but definitely redpilled.

2019-11-08 13:50:56 UTC

Politics make me angry tbh

2019-11-08 13:51:03 UTC

I try my hardest to avoid political arguments

2019-11-08 13:51:30 UTC

Same, not worth it

2019-11-08 13:51:34 UTC

Same

2019-11-08 13:52:00 UTC

you guys want some edge?

2019-11-08 13:52:09 UTC

Sure

2019-11-08 13:54:23 UTC

That was edgy as hell

2019-11-08 13:54:37 UTC

Kaboof

2019-11-08 13:55:24 UTC

Heres something

2019-11-08 13:55:35 UTC

Today a Chinese person turned up at my work to buy shit

2019-11-08 13:55:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/642361601621622794/9k.png

2019-11-08 13:55:40 UTC

I asked him how china was

2019-11-08 13:56:03 UTC

And he went "Not good, we dont have lot of things. There is no vote, there is credit"

2019-11-08 13:56:13 UTC

"Things are not good in China"

2019-11-08 13:56:14 UTC

Social credit ponts

2019-11-08 13:56:22 UTC

China needs to be Capitalist

2019-11-08 13:56:31 UTC

And then he got shot in the head from behind by the commissar

2019-11-08 13:56:34 UTC

we should support the Taiwanese on a mainland invasion

2019-11-08 13:56:34 UTC

And we had to do that take again

2019-11-08 13:57:20 UTC

why can't the CIA try and destablize China, rather than ruining everything?

2019-11-08 13:58:40 UTC

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2019-11-08 13:58:45 UTC

tfw you're a haji and take several shots to the ass

2019-11-08 13:59:18 UTC

well, I have the "Pro-Russian Separatists"skins for the Insurgents in my game

2019-11-08 14:03:49 UTC

Doc is mega bluepilled on China

2019-11-08 14:04:14 UTC

I wouldn't mind China

2019-11-08 14:04:21 UTC

only if they weren't Commie cucks

2019-11-08 14:04:37 UTC

Now, ROC on the other hand

2019-11-08 14:04:41 UTC

that's the best China

2019-11-08 14:04:44 UTC

ROC are best

2019-11-08 14:05:01 UTC

They do the same cheap electronics shit with none of that 1 party social credit bullshit

2019-11-08 14:05:16 UTC

Any country that does shit like that deserves to fall

2019-11-08 14:07:19 UTC

Inb4 Hong Kong starts an internal conflict in China

2019-11-08 14:07:31 UTC

To the point the people take up arms against the PLA

2019-11-08 14:08:18 UTC

I hope so

2019-11-08 14:08:54 UTC

They should raid a supply depot

2019-11-08 14:09:27 UTC

You feelin better?

2019-11-08 14:12:02 UTC

No I still feel like Iโ€™m dying

2019-11-08 14:13:18 UTC

Go get help man

2019-11-08 14:13:37 UTC

I mean

2019-11-08 14:13:38 UTC

yeah

2019-11-08 14:13:42 UTC

you ain't feeling well

2019-11-08 14:13:47 UTC

you should probably go get it checked out

2019-11-08 14:26:21 UTC

I bought egg nog

2019-11-08 14:26:22 UTC

This is how comfy I feel

2019-11-08 14:26:23 UTC

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2019-11-08 14:28:02 UTC

We live in a

2019-11-08 14:31:38 UTC

c o m f y

2019-11-08 14:31:45 UTC

s o c i e t y

2019-11-08 14:32:00 UTC

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2019-11-08 14:36:14 UTC

>Asked boss about the red spot
>told me to ignore it
<:yikes:550156991583092756>

2019-11-08 14:36:41 UTC

Getting the fuck off this dock and going home

2019-11-08 14:36:51 UTC

Fuck warehouse duty

2019-11-08 14:37:11 UTC

Stick me out in the yard with the rain and cold

2019-11-08 14:37:15 UTC

What happened?

2019-11-08 14:37:27 UTC

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2019-11-08 14:37:52 UTC

Ignore the blood splatter, itโ€™s nothing

2019-11-08 14:38:39 UTC

<:KEK:465443054254424065>
We dont pay you to think Forlift-y. Get moving that freight and forget about it

2019-11-08 14:38:57 UTC

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-11-08 14:41:06 UTC

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682> fucking just want to be enrolled into the trucking crew. I dont wanna be crushed by a forklift I want to die in the cab of a truck all toasty and warm listening to black sabbath

2019-11-08 14:41:08 UTC

"Don't worry about it"

2019-11-08 14:41:10 UTC

Kek

2019-11-08 14:46:37 UTC

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2019-11-08 14:47:34 UTC

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2019-11-08 15:29:21 UTC

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2019-11-08 15:42:01 UTC

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2019-11-08 15:42:31 UTC

Taken from a political server in which I am one of the admins

2019-11-08 15:47:08 UTC

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2019-11-08 15:51:47 UTC

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2019-11-08 15:51:55 UTC

Me after reading this

2019-11-08 15:53:43 UTC

Would a mix between a Samoyed and a German Shepherd be a stronk smart floofer?

2019-11-08 16:03:09 UTC

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2019-11-08 16:08:18 UTC

10/10 meme my guy

2019-11-08 16:15:51 UTC

Reddit, folks.

2019-11-08 17:00:51 UTC

@bdog do et

2019-11-08 17:00:58 UTC

Drive the big honk

2019-11-08 17:01:12 UTC

๐Ÿšš ๐ŸฆŠ <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209>

2019-11-08 17:04:36 UTC

๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿšš <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:Gigorzan:544670302064607252>

2019-11-08 17:04:38 UTC

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140> <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140> <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

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2019-11-08 17:06:45 UTC

<:pandorasbox:518010850318090241>

2019-11-08 17:06:57 UTC

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2019-11-08 17:08:08 UTC

>pasta templar

2019-11-08 17:08:09 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ค
|
|๐Ÿ‘Š=D ๐Ÿ’ฆ
<:pandorasbox:518010850318090241>

2019-11-08 17:08:20 UTC

>pasta templarnibba

2019-11-08 17:08:39 UTC

>pasta countrydoggo

2019-11-08 17:08:39 UTC

2019-11-08 17:09:15 UTC

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2019-11-08 17:09:34 UTC

2019-11-08 17:09:46 UTC

2019-11-08 17:09:51 UTC

>pasta doggo

2019-11-08 17:09:51 UTC

**B O R K**

2019-11-08 17:10:36 UTC

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2019-11-08 17:11:09 UTC

2019-11-08 17:29:22 UTC

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2019-11-08 17:31:29 UTC

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2019-11-08 17:45:33 UTC

>pasta zoomerdoomer

2019-11-08 17:45:33 UTC

2019-11-08 17:45:38 UTC

>pasta zoomdoom

2019-11-08 17:45:38 UTC

2019-11-08 17:45:44 UTC

>pasta zoomdoomer

2019-11-08 17:45:44 UTC

A notorious leader of Al-Futa, an evil terrorist organization who thinks traps and dick girls are completely straight. He was killed after a raid conducted by Keque's Kabin Krew (3 Kilo) operators. The group is in chaos immediately after his death, and zoomdoomer was lied to about getting a milf futa goth gf uwu

2019-11-08 17:49:32 UTC

Last night my brother tried to talk about futas infront of my mother and grandma

2019-11-08 17:49:40 UTC

Fucking negroid

2019-11-08 17:49:42 UTC

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-11-08 17:50:22 UTC

At dinner no less.

2019-11-08 18:07:51 UTC

Just had breakfast

2019-11-08 18:08:40 UTC

breffast

2019-11-08 18:10:29 UTC

got my bacon and my bagel

2019-11-08 18:10:32 UTC

thank you merciful jew

2019-11-08 18:10:53 UTC

juden

2019-11-08 18:14:09 UTC

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2019-11-08 18:14:14 UTC

Ooga booga how yall niggas doing

2019-11-08 18:14:15 UTC

I'm contemplating either having my rest day today or tomorrow

2019-11-08 18:15:10 UTC

Germany really is that one sperg that always tries to start shit only to get his ass handed to em kek

2019-11-08 18:15:18 UTC

I'm contemplating my life plans

2019-11-08 18:16:13 UTC

Oof

2019-11-08 18:23:26 UTC

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2019-11-08 18:31:08 UTC

Why don't we use the metric system

2019-11-08 18:31:37 UTC

I'm tired of saying I'm 67 inches and here comes some bong saying OI U KNOW DATZ 170.2 CM ROITE?

2019-11-08 18:31:47 UTC

Too bad that's never happened to me lmao

2019-11-08 18:33:07 UTC

Inches and feet are better for measuring height

2019-11-08 18:33:18 UTC

But I will never ever use Gallons

2019-11-08 18:33:33 UTC

Who the fuck names a fruit cumquat

2019-11-08 18:35:27 UTC

.img cumquat

2019-11-08 18:35:43 UTC

2019-11-08 18:36:03 UTC

wtf even is that?

2019-11-08 18:36:07 UTC

.urban cumquat

2019-11-08 18:36:12 UTC

2019-11-08 18:36:23 UTC

Huh, I thought they were called Loquats.

2019-11-08 18:36:30 UTC

Or are those a different fruit?

2019-11-08 18:36:56 UTC

Looks like they are.

2019-11-08 18:37:02 UTC

The Loquat is a stonefruit.

2019-11-08 18:37:46 UTC

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2019-11-08 18:39:11 UTC

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>

2019-11-08 18:39:45 UTC

Gay and dixie pilled

2019-11-08 18:40:06 UTC

<:Derekisafag:642176966576963594>

2019-11-08 18:40:47 UTC

bruh

2019-11-08 18:40:58 UTC

<:Derekisafag:642176966576963594>

2019-11-08 18:41:36 UTC

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>

2019-11-08 18:45:11 UTC

๐Ÿ…ฑ <:oof:485621204925939722>

2019-11-08 18:50:37 UTC

.magic

2019-11-08 18:51:12 UTC

Pidd

2019-11-08 18:52:02 UTC

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2019-11-08 18:52:44 UTC

.explode

2019-11-08 18:52:47 UTC

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2019-11-08 18:55:45 UTC

>pasta pidd

2019-11-08 18:55:45 UTC

2019-11-08 18:56:07 UTC

>pasta countrydoggo

2019-11-08 18:56:16 UTC

.botshitpleaseguy

2019-11-08 18:56:27 UTC

>pasta piddtruck

2019-11-08 18:56:31 UTC

Okay last one kek

2019-11-08 19:02:03 UTC

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2019-11-08 19:09:09 UTC

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2019-11-08 19:11:39 UTC

Y'all mind if Inuhhhh yeet myself?

2019-11-08 19:12:03 UTC

<:YEET:642141292872073271>

2019-11-08 19:21:09 UTC

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2019-11-08 19:27:12 UTC

*boi*

2019-11-08 19:30:12 UTC

So how much MB would all my nut have after no nut

2019-11-08 19:33:22 UTC

Coom MB

2019-11-08 19:35:25 UTC

2.25 ml...... that's very little

2019-11-08 19:37:53 UTC

BTW I'm finally back online

2019-11-08 19:40:05 UTC

YAH YEET!!!

2019-11-08 19:40:16 UTC

Welcome back brother

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2019-11-08 19:40:20 UTC

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2019-11-08 19:40:31 UTC

Yes

2019-11-08 19:40:40 UTC

I'm going to walk the dog

2019-11-08 19:42:22 UTC

yeet the dog out

2019-11-08 19:43:17 UTC

<:YEET:642141292872073271> ๐Ÿถ

2019-11-08 19:50:20 UTC

@Tersheus If a black chick is born in Brazil is she still technically an African American

2019-11-08 19:51:13 UTC

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-11-08 19:53:31 UTC

THEN IT'S NOT A TUMOR ANYMORE NOW IS IT

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2019-11-08 19:53:41 UTC

IT'S A TERATOMA

2019-11-08 19:53:43 UTC

<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

2019-11-08 19:54:04 UTC

Wait I'm retarded

2019-11-08 19:54:07 UTC

Teratomas are tumors

2019-11-08 20:03:08 UTC

So humans can reproduce asexually kek

2019-11-08 20:05:54 UTC

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2019-11-08 20:06:52 UTC

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>

2019-11-08 20:07:15 UTC

<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

2019-11-08 20:07:33 UTC

but most important
he proficient in suckle

2019-11-08 20:07:44 UTC

Bro if I saw that crawling out of my pringles can, I'd legit think I'd be tripping on drugs I'm not even on

2019-11-08 20:08:24 UTC

If I saw that shit coming out of my pringles can imma knife the fuck outta my table

2019-11-08 20:09:05 UTC

If I saw him crawling gout of my Pringles can, I'd have my own sex toy.

2019-11-08 20:10:05 UTC

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>

2019-11-08 20:33:33 UTC

I miss my baby

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2019-11-08 20:33:38 UTC

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2019-11-08 20:37:24 UTC

Who. . . who hurt this man

2019-11-08 20:39:53 UTC

Boomers

2019-11-08 20:48:46 UTC

it was Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

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