man i know this feel breh

I wanna have time to play vidya so I slept as soon i got home from work today at 4 and slept till 11

So I'm gonna play after work all day

gamer time

I worked twice in the course of like 8 hours

tfw barely any time for vidya now

I was here 7 am to 4 pm

If I barely have time for vidya I have no motivation for vidya it's weird

I need like more than 6 hours for vidya

I bought my gf a 5 foot teddy bear for Christmas now I'm broke af for the week

It's gonna be funny tho cause she's only 5'1 lol

cute

I'm gonna smother that bitch with it

how much was it

50$

fuck i seen a huge bug

fucking

fuck

my apartment is disgusting

It's actually 4 foot 3 inches <:blushing:515034082065776640>

The 6 foot one was like 130$

Fuk that

She's a tiny human being shouldn't matter

Kill the bug

i want a hulking 9 foot bear

im your guy

based

8 foot peener

12 foot clit

That’s scary

your mom

What about my mom cumbo

shes a lovely woman

with hueg fockin milkners

Stop memeing

I want a hulking 9 foot teddy bear too lol

oh i meant a real bear

a teddy bear cant maul me

If I bought my gf a bigger one id be jealous

Lame

I'm tryna snuggle not maul

Dump that lame ass gf and I’ll snuggle you

bet

Three way cuddle I respect it

tr3way

Why can't she cuddle with us

cuck

We can kick her like masochists

Oh

thats sadists

masochrist

dont like this one 😮

masochist is the self one sadist is the others one

It’d be a hard life being both

no masochists like being beat and sadists like beating niggas

Am I a sadist if I like beating myself? Or masochist?

masochist

Masochist

a fucked up mentaly deranged fella

that was mean i apoligize

But don’t worry it’s a masochist’s market so you’re all good

buyers market

Ye

<:music_frogg:513693002989043742>

<:samgun:514387368266956803>

If you gonna shoot make sure you don’t miss

My gf a sadist

She loves being beat

thats masochist retard

Lmao

we just talked about this

Rick do you ever worry about going too far?

You just said masochist is self harm

Yes

no

Oh I read it wrong ic

I did go too far before

Strangled her unconscious

I almost did it again the other night

Damn dude

We do some kinky shit

I don't even like beating her

nice

I just do it to be a good bf

<:blushing:515034082065776640>

<:blushing:515034082065776640>

blushing

Caf, get a white Monster

Do it

You won't

i just drank a purp one

armyman recc 2 me

it pretty good

Are you at work?

no its weekend!

I'm at work

Sitting outside cause it's hot af in there

And it's only 30° out

Comfy

It'll be 60° when the sun's out

Weird for December

You're Eastern too, right?

Yeah

East coast represent

Eastern burgers are best burgers

NY here

Eastern burgers

I'm in Rhode island

You’re cute rick

I'm more of a Southern person

Yeah only south is burger land

Euros misinterpret

The South is where all the fatty crazy shit goes down

I wanna go to NY one day

It's more peaceful I'd say

I drove to ny

Was fun

NY is weird, but NYC seems like a good place to visit

I went to upstate ny not the city

Also southern Florida and Louisiana, South Cali

Backwards ass inbred lands

South Cali less inbred hicks more just retarded

Atlanta

Nigger capital of the god damn country

detroitt

I think New Orleans might Top ATL tbh

Detroit isn't the nigger capital because Detroit is so god damn awful people get their porches stolen

Atlanta people still visit

Tourists complain about how there's so many chicken wing bones in Atlanta's streets lmao

keeeeeeeeeek

That s not even a meme it's a real thing lol

Imagine being black

In ATL

Who's this new fren, !m0?

Southern California is a meme and the best part is people think it’s so cool here

hes also from my server

Where's he from?

I like Rhode island

It's small

aus

Our capital of the state is very divided

Northern prov extremely wealthy

>aus
I bet I can deck him

@!m0 get him

South prov there's bars and bullet proof glass on the pizza joints

But south prov is so small

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

Tbh Rhode island is getting more blacked tho it sucks

White people do something

they eat mayonase

Like your mom

Only south prov is bad blacked tho

Mostly people are nice here in Warwick

Warwick good blacked

Perfectly balanced

<:Hammer:511746508073336832>

3 more mf hours

Around blacks never relax

I probably won't be able yo leave till 8 cause my co worker is never on time and takes forever to break shift

fok

And then I have an hour walk home cause I broke my bike

/morningwalk/

She's scheduled to get here at 6:15 and it usually takes like half hour to switch shifts

She usually gets here st like 7:45

If my manager is here I'll be able to break shift with him tho

Dab

bab

<:sprite:523354035504283649>

We were out of sprite cranberries

people are stocking up for the apocalypse

Kel

kel

kel

Nig, did you just delete my kek*

kel yourself

kelnt

MODS MODS MODS

Fuck this

they plotting on my downfall

I'm checking the cooler back room for secret sprite cranberries

fat cat

fad cad

No sprite cran berry back here

They Plotting On My Downfall:

the caf story

at the end of the book jery get ipad

I can't wait for my gfs 5 foot teddy bear to come in so I can snuggle it and not her

no love for these thotties

Hey she's not a thottie

She's my neet goddess

Mf

lucky shitnig

my phone is confused

Confused af

>af

<:HYPERSTOP:520046880579780638>

as frick

c af

haha epuic

Lee, 1v1 in Roblox

if u dont wanna call me cumlee just call me matt

Real name confirmed

>matt

What a milestone

i thought u knew

Welcome to the og nigga club

I did

But never confirmed

I was waiting patiently for confirmation

just ask n word

Nigger

hey dont say that

racis

My real name is Brandan

brandan

not brendan or brandon?

my real name is weird and terrible

tevin

We already have a beabdon

Lol beab

Brandon

I'm just kidding

My name is Mikey

kikey

My name is Richard

ricardo

My last name is pretty based

milos?

Pock, what's your name?

But I'm not gonna dox myself

my name suck

No I just like my last name cause it's unique af and badass

hi suck

im dad

hi dad

<:doog:516892442847608834>

<:doog:516892442847608834>

name doog

<:sprite:523354035504283649>

he wont leave

Everyone’s asleep and he’s still just standing there

I take a Sprite

someone should make a vrchat avatar of him

Lmao