hahahahahaha

i had to make it smol for the filesize limit

use mixtape.moe dummy

dafuq is that

hosting site

no ads, no wait times, direct download

limited to 100mb tho

anyway you can see everything that matters

@rabbi weebmarck halp

i can't really lol

i can't read anything from that

what do you need to read

the mods you're using?

it may not be compatible with your mc version or whatever, i never tried mod packs

it's just resource packs

skins

>download links that require you to turn off adblocker

AIDS

i just said they have no ads

or maybe you mean smth else

yeah seems like optifine is still not updated for MC 1.13

that may be your problem

uguu.se is good too

i shill mixtape cause i know the owner

lol

what's his discord

<:GWomoRaphiOhMy:405784196783538196>

idk if he has one

https://twitter.com/drybones_5

>/fit/

<:GWgoaThinken:405753076432109573> <:GWgoaThinken:405753076432109573>

@Eris if you want to use optifine you have to use MC 1.12.2 or lower

>turn off adblock

>click download link for resource pack

CRITICAL ALERT FROM MICROSOFT

>uncloseable popup

CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRITICAL ALERT FROM MICROSOFT

lol

i hate that shit

>if you want to use optifine you have to use MC 1.12.2 or lower

but it says

it says the mc 1.13.1 version is 90% complete

beta

ie not done

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you're playing on your own right?

you can just go to options and make a profile for an old version

what do

also im pretty sure my account got compromised at some point between now and the last time i played it

cause XAPEXSPRINX is not my account name

oof

well if it's the official client it's supposed to download it for you

oh, launch options

also change your passwords and shit before your account gets completely stolen lol

i did

fuck you, XALEXSPINX

you dont know my first girlfriend's name

get rekt kid

ok now i gotta fine a 1.12.2 resource pack that's cute

idk how that shit works help her @Deleted User

?

mc mods

I havent played since 1.6 I dont remember how anything works

lol

Also I was talking about the menu in which you select your texture pack

i think you install forge and then optifine?

i think i've got it

Nice

I hope you fixed whatever issue you were having

halp

@Eris give the launcher more heap space

in the options it should say something like

the fugg does that mean

"-Xx<number>M"

https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/support/java-edition-support/1871637-tutorial-allocate-more-memory-for-minecraft

show me the launcher options

the fuck does any of this mean

-Xmx1G -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:G1NewSizePercent=20 -XX:G1ReservePercent=20 -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=50 -XX:G1HeapRegionSize=16M

>16M

lmfao no wonder it crashed

replace -Xmx1G

with like -Xmx2048M -Xms2048M

ye

im confuse

that will let the game use 2gb of ram

replace

>-Xmx1G

?

-Xmx2048M -Xms2048M -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:G1NewSizePercent=20 -XX:G1ReservePercent=20 -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=50 -XX:G1HeapRegionSize=16M

but you said >-XX:G1HeapRegionSize=16M is smol?

idk what that is

ok

the max for that is 32M

wait isnt 2048M < 1G

idk if it matters

no

it's 2GB

=\

how much ram do you have

nah

it's 2gb nigga

then you can use like 4096M

instead

i doubt it will crash with that

lol

8 bits in a byte

idk nigga i majored in theology

really?

yeah

i would have never guessed

IT WORKED REDDIT

we did it reddit

gimme a seed

Lucas Nipples

lol

CURSED SEED!

lmfao

make the seed Jan

I like seed

this may be a bit much

Lucas' nipples literally killed you

What do you plan on building @Eris?

idk stuff

Oh

Very specific

Jan confirmed for cozy as h*ck

8gb oof

oh god my framerate is 5

Looks pretty

Oof

may need to download smaller textures lol

512 or riot!

or 5ps

textures don't really take much gpu

what is lagging u is probably the shaders

wooo 30 fps

Better than 5

Minecraft... home... least it was till I fucked errythang up

@Eris

<:GWnanamiFlanXD:399930881818624001> <:GWnanamiFlanXD:399930881818624001> <:GWnanamiFlanXD:399930881818624001>

lol

how do i turn these gay tutorials off

what's ur gpu eris

home for a night

@Jan

Hi

hi!

MINECRAFT IN 2018

i cant sleep without fucking a sheep first

what do

Get scissors

Get sheep

Get whool

but its dark

Oh

Just wait it out then

Do you have a couple torches?

the neighbors seem friendly

diversity is our strength!

Ah yes, while you see a zombie, I see a future doctor

this shader is cozy as h*ck

Looks nice

eris

maybe your game is so slow because you have a 32 bit jvm

what's a jvm

java virtual machine

you can just kill the sheep for wool you don't have to shear it

it doesn't give you enough wool though

it's always one

find a bunch of sheep and murder them to make a bed

why when you can put them in a pen and shear them

like a shepherrd

<:GWomoRaphiOhMy:405784196783538196>

but you need to find iron first nibba

find u

IM DIGGING DOWN DAD YOU CANT STOP ME

yuge fps

frick

JACKPOT

How tf did you reach bedrock so fast

You still need an iron pickaxe though

i know

yo this nigga found diamonds

Virgins: NEVER DIG DOWN!

Me, an intellectual:

damn $$$

gotta find some steel

keep going in a straight line and you'll find iron eventually

Eris niggas be flexing that mf diamond

"Oh, it's about damn time that the Jew in America realizes he's an American first and a Jew second." - Richard Nixon

^

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/328165266137808898/490330976883441685/COMPLETE_EXODIA.png

lmfao

Did you make that pic or did someone else make it for you?

someone else made it

not for me

i got it through the grapevine

Oh

Why tf cant I find a trap bf that wears cute dresses

Why tf cant I be a trap bf that wears dresses?

I just want to be a cute submissive boy who cooks, cleans, and wears dresses

Aww

Sounds cute

You already look pretty too

So you just need to find someone who pushes you into doing that

O w O

Need to find me a bf who grooms me into becoming a trap

uhhh

uhhh...

whats going on with the sun fr

Oh nothing, just a solar flare that will kill all satelites and forms of long range communication which will destroy the world as we know it

well im hooked

https://i.4cdn.org/x/1536942075866.jpg

Idk about the observatory though

Seems pretty interesting

lol become a girl so your not a homo

👌

Its not gay if ~~he~~ she is a girl

🆙 | **Kotuwu leveled up!**

transgenderism is super trad as its a form of gay conversion, not sure why more conservatives arent pro-trans tbg

level up = true

Tatsumaki never lies.

Supporting trans people to own the gays

is there an opposite of a TERF

gays and women are excluded

id take a straight woman over a gay man anyday

thats how its intended

only girls with penises get in THESE pantsu

https://i.4cdn.org/x/1536949303911.jpg

traps>>>>>>trans people

prove me wrong

cutting ur pepe isn't worth it and it hurts a lot

most trans dont cut the pp

and traps still identify as guys and as such are still gay

the point is to get rid of the homo, aka they gotta identify as girls

@Deleted User

my interest is piqued

Excuse me sir

Pedophelia is a crime