Was not a strong storm, but some roof tilings flew off the roofs

@KaiserDoom go to long wars 10

Corona + Flooding is not a good two fronted war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_oX6SURRE

This one sounds eery

That, sounds like reverb.

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! Throwing a random Foxy at us

that tornado siren is creepy as fuck

Silent hill 😛

Sirenhead too.

so theres a spanish made (of course) 3d kids film about ferdinand magellan colonizing us and its getting really bad reviews

is it from silent hill?

In the character arc he returns to fight his father to avenge his brothers

Why don't you go outside during a tornado? This is why.

the outrage on the magellan film is pretty hilarious

Lightning powered sonic?

Sega and Nintendo coming together?

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun My uncle was stabbed with literal straws in a sandstorm in asia

Regular grass straws

@Thundarbunny no it’s chris chan magic

I have survived a flash flood

and a hurricane

Now that you mention it, maybe god just wants me dead.

High wind is not something you want to go out into, unless you have a FLAK suit on

I’ve survived 3 hurricanes which all turned into tropical storms when they got to my state

If he did, you'd win a ticket to Titanic

wheres that gif of a reporter who got hit in the face with a flying stop sign

God wanted them dead, they dead

during my stay abroad, our entire complex got pelted with almost 6 feet of water that slammed so hard into the side of our building that we could feel the waves by pressing our hand against the supporting walls.

We had experienced 2 earthquakes on two occasions in Greece

One was a nothing burger that shook the beds

it's a scary thought.

Another one propelled my bed away from a wall and into a cupboard opposite of it

I was too damn dazzled by sudden awakening to even understand what is the fuck is happening

That quake made an earth split at that resort

Literal crack going from the shore, through the street and between two buildings

They filled it in next 2 days to not spook tourists unnecessarily

hasbro at it again with spicy crossovers

see like

I don't think anything comes close to the beach attacks

They still haunt me man

what beach attacks

Beach attacks?

2015 Sousse Beach Attacks

it killed 38.

I was minutes away from explosions in Moscow in 2000 and 2001

30 british tourists got ripped by AK fire.

I was "late" for one explosion at Pushkinskaya in 2000
And I parted ways with my sis 3 min before an explosion at Belarusskaya station in 2001

Even though, the exploding toys were scarrier than those explosions

this has some BLACKED energy behind it

The chechen terrorists scattered shiny small toys filled with explosives in Moscow, so kids that would pick them up lost their hands or had them badly damaged

I am ultra-paranoid about things left unattended in the open, especially bags and suitcases

Where I was staying was maybe a 10 minute walk from the beach, and I was there at the time. It was right at the tail end of the holiday so we really only had 48 hours left before we flew back, but i think it's 100% removed all thoughts at staying somewhere like that again.

chechens are what happens when you mix russian genetics with islam

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chechens are re-settled nomads

The best one, and the one i now find hilarious

They were roaming like mongols before that

was the hotel i was staying at in Turkey got bombed out 3 days after i left

Hence why chechens are still hostile to ichkers and ingush people

Ingush and ichkers were not too happy to have some raiding nomads settled next to them by tsar

i knew it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350012012052611072/681040701085319245/83946501_115507430020242_1648159571208402536_n.png

dancing does lead to extremism

Absolutely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pKMV6e5kEo

imagine Jar Jar looking at you while you're fucking...

stop

i can only get so erect

Like he's just sitting in the corner like a cuck

All nouns end with "sa"

Jar jar was a Sith

"me sa cuck sa"

i presume watto is the bull

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262356939583782913/681049684843692032/You_Pissed_Him_Off.mp4

Holy shit: when a storm alarm went off in a german city, people called 112 (911 equivalent) and fucking overwhelmed the line

Fucking boomers

does germany not go through storms often?

Not really

too far inland i guess

North has weak storms on the regular (where it is relatively flat)

But the strong storms only happen in the hill area and extremely rarely

um does Europe get hit by hurricanes?

Yes

for real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9-H5C_4UDU

we had major ones in 2010 and 2014

2010 was especially bad one

wow, you learn something new every day

Disco

Basically in that storm people learned that these types of garages are worthless against high winds

https://dwg.ru/imgupl/bsk/40/bsk2140_4.jpg

https://moigarazh.ru/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/garazh-rakushka-e1454096770859.jpg

https://sun9-29.userapi.com/c845120/v845120735/1a8c3a/h8QGBrtrFqM.jpg

without a solid concrete foundation these things will drag your car and damage it much more than if they were not in them

sheet metal structures suck in hurricanes and tornados

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When high winds reveal that your contractors didn't use good attachment methods...

That building is showing too much skin..

banned

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PEvezB8Nc

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serious bulge

@Windleaf so that's how the HD remake of minecraft will look?

dam that dude has THICC legs

you see that bulger dude

dudes PACKING

why are you looking at his crotch?

I'm gay.

I want him to literally break my fucking neck

again why are you looking at his crotch

I'm a pervert.

Ayyyy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5y4ZUMVTGcI

you admitted it, now you can begin healing...

Never.

Mark Walberg, great actor... shitty movies...

Mark Walberg, Shitty Actor, Shitty movies.

I loved Daddy's Home

You would love it when Daddys home

it's the only authority in your life

You're my Daddy!

there aint no cock like horse cock

transgirls can be milfs too

that's not how it works

more like feminine dilfs, but aight

tags
>shotacon
ok
>MILF
now were going somewhere
>futa
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*we're

fuck apostrophes

th'e'y'r'e gay

That's literally just cameltoe

calm down

@REDARROW101_A5 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ this video explains why Iraqi dislike israel

sheev sampling another batch of finely aged pickled snokes

It's either cameltoe, or a small female penis

>female
>penis

Okay okay.

You get to fuck your ideal woman, absolutely to every specification you desire BUT she's a furry. Do you still go for it?

i fail to see the problem

furries are only cringe when its dudes

I don't mean part of the furry fandom, I mean a literal animal

~~As long as she does that furry shit in her own time and doesn't bring out the furry suit to show friends or relatives, yes.~~

Anthro animal

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun no, furry need to be purged by fire

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no

how much is the anthro percentage

if my ideal woman was a furry it'd be evidence of HUGE psychological issues

anime "just cat ears and a tail" anthro or deviantart literal dogs with fuck me eyes kind of anthro

@Ayylmao any percentage above zero is too great a risk

She's a typical anthro.

eh ok i guess

She's a 3

1 is a Furry that's a lie

guitar porn

Then she's not my ideal woman

no matter how ideal, make it a furry and the score immediately goes down to zero

The rest of the world to china after kung flu destroys the country

soo.. does her tit count follow human rules or animal rules
ie, 2 or 6?

2.

She's got 2 tiddies

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/507345397765767178/680795310133346334/image0-5-2.gif

Pierced, not pierced, big small all on you.

But she HAS to be a number 3

as a stickler for rules, ill be okay with it but will only go through if its legalized

is Doom guy a Cadian?

Doomguy is purebreed terran

doom guy grew shorter between the games
he embraced the rage and strength that comes from unleasing the inner manlet

He USED to be 5'8

He was 6ft during Doom 2016

Manlets beware

wtf does 6' mean use SI you savage.

you have to understand, you have to store argent energy somewhere and DoomGuy was atrophied to the point of being really weak in Doom 2016.

DoomGuy was at his weakest point in 2016

LOL

that arched back tho<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Doomguy was born a Catachan

Atrophied of any energy, but he absorbed an entire crucible of argent energy that restarted his ability.

In reality, he's around 6'8 400lbs.

If you look at his arms, and chest they've literally physically expanded with muscles just to contain the amount of energy he's absorbed.

how to kill off stupid people... give them guns

Remember that guy?

It's all corona now

giving people guns is racist because it ends with black deaths

We don't have a gun problem

guys please the only solution to this is for the police to stop patrolling high crime areas

You can see the difference.

He hit the gym

Doom slayer got thicc

smaller head

To think, that he did ALL of doom 2016 at his WEAKEST.

So Doomguy started doing leg day

**WEAKEST HE HAD BEEN IN EONS**

I'd rather him have a full exosuit

Doomguy vs the warp?

Reminder that DoomGuy killed a 150ft titan butt naked with no weapons.

thats just what the typical amazon warehouse worker would look like

he would kick Khorne's butt, or maybe butts, whichever is more correct

@Ayylmao nah, he is not in a wage cage

"Pick up the can."

Doomguy could just be the God Emperor amongst us.

ID taking pot shots

oh god the wage cage is actually a real patent