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F for Akilah

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Immma drop the fattest F rn.

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hi Joe!

smell me damn you!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1245982/meghan-markle-news-prince-harry-queen-elizabeth-II-sussex-event-royal-family-latest

Hi camera

She's afraid she'll get diana'd

I’m not going to smell you

smell me only cure for china virus

I wish I could understand your silly sentences camera

one day joe one day

we can only dream

@ManAnimal what are your thoughts on the information i provideddd earlier MA?

why does clint eastwood look like bloomberg in that gif

this nigga dont even post the OP

https://twitter.com/PepperTroopa/status/1230957192435683328?s=20

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Goodnight

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/1231764121990774784?s=20

night joe!

Joe mama

Megachile pluto

'president trump what is your opinion that time John F Kennedy teamed up with Fidel Castro to fight zombies at the pentagon?'

yknow

I never once heard the media call obama 'president-elect'

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1. Black ops Zombies was fantastic

2. Rigged

Fuck

Jews

groom me daddy spellberg!

I used to love Schindler's List 😦

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Ah, I just opened up some news, another sacrifice upon the alter of darkness that we call hollywood

Remember sounding like a conspiracy nutcase talking about the massive pedo ring operated by the elites.

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@Redxl Schindler's fist

was great comedy

I meant the porn parody

ah, surprisingly decent plot.

was it a parody or behind the scenes footage?

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well...you gonna do it or just give us blue balls?

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fucking tease

encouragement then

Y dnt uwu wike me?

omo

Is this Vaush fucker on a book tour or something? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F0dL-NOsqk

Trying to make a political movement

Yeah good luck, sure he'll have about as much success as Baba does here

lmfao

My Discord-life is so much easier after I blocked him and some other sperg

look at his soybeard

Oh jeez, Rick... *another* socialist m-movement?

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MORTY! The plebs will always swallow more leftist swill!

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that episode where all the alternate realities are fascistic, lol

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Rick and Morty is great.
Anyone who disagrees is obviously too smol brain to understand the intricacies of the humor involved.
It’s a high IQ show.
Smooth brains need not apply.

*Flexes*

*Dabs*

only admit high grey matter

Meh, it's too low brow for me. >.>

you don't understand the significance of turning yourself into a pickle. Sheer- genius.

Lame.

Random question. Does anyone have custom wallpapers?

@Laucivol ?

Negative.

just bog standard huh?

Yeah, haven't had a reason to be bothered.

Im getting tired of the standard one rn tbh

Though, I am rocking an animated Matrix wallpaper on my phone. >.>

*theme

bernie sanders is gonna get us all

TRAP GIRLFRIENDS

I have a random wallpaper folder I can DM

abstract style, clean crisp stuff

sure why not?

I have big pp yes

had to go out to get me some virus. the whole city is infested with mozzie. not a mask in sight and some kid coughing and some morbidly obese person blowing their nose. i should have went chyna on their asses and slapped them silly, but instead i gave them free china virus with some rhino added in because im nice like that.

My dad and his friend are actually coordinating a mass purchase of masks to sell

Figured it'd be a profit since it's uses are growing daily

people are becoming more paranoid

ya, here, pretty sure the government will intervene quickly, handing out supplies and protection

*military

In china, maybe

see what the train station is like when I head out

I am speaking of other countries

we are going on a camping trip to FEMA!

Damn it's just like left 4 dead now

I'm next to Italy- they already shutting down train lines

people been acting a bit strange the past month on the trains already, now that it's around- going to be an interesting monday

Sargon out here supplanting the BBC

His new tea video

How informative and accurate historically

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The BBC is gonna die soon

Don't think I'll be paying any bills this month, save the money for supplies dudes

It's fine

I'm a manic depressive neet

Let's bunker down gamers

And wait for this to all blow over while our tendies cook

And the neet shall inherit the earth

https://twitter.com/TheRocketRalph/status/1231686044040474625

Yes, he's clearly skilled and experienced with animal psychology

He's clearly trying to emulate the alpha of the pack

Caesar mulan style

essence of female chihuahua in heat sprayed on genitals or gtfo

Lmao

So do you think Corona will hit 60% of western pops

Like the CDC has speculated

meh, who knows

Well right at the start of all this

nothing wrong with having some prep

I do a little thought exercise

What's the worst that could happen

And so far it's been hitting all the boxes I set out at the start

everybody survives

I think this is probably a big un

Nah it's the infertility aspect

Not the death ratio

Infectivity plus infertility

Ruh roh looks like white and Asian birthrates will be fucked

More than they already are

ya that inactive stage of it- wowies, and still infectious after showing no symptoms, oof

It's basically the apex predator of infectious viruses

It has all the best traits to spread

It's contact, airborne, waterborne

Cold resistant

Smash or Pass?

2 to 4 week incubation

https://youtu.be/wCTgUq6hzUk?t=31

No wait...

Obviously smash Corona Chan

Smash or Gas

Ben Shapiros Sister

Smash then gas duh

Based

Big honka honka

<:why:462286147473637407> what a waste of a rack.

make sure she gets pregnant from the smash first, two for one special

I dissavow Osbornia

Just covering myself

Jesus, being dark today, fucking corona chan

Well it's not all bad, it's how ecosystems regulate

We're still part of that system and we've overpopulated

Aka we enabled this

So the survivors will atleast have potentially a bright economic future

I'm kind of hoping this does go cataclysmic

We've needed an epoch changing event

Personally didn't fancy a civil war or the type

Still yeah it's already too late to contain this now thanks to a bunch of coverups and incompetence

I suppose, an event out of our hands will also be easier to recover from in the trauma stage, less of that "dirty hands" fuckery

So at any rate it's gonna mutate like shit balls and by the time the vaccine is out in 8 months

They'll need to make a new one

the last thing i need right now is a poc ellipse

Far from it my friend

https://i.stack.imgur.com/eYaNu.png

Just stay clean and stocked up

OH NO!

It's a slow burn one this

Right now we don't worry because it's not here

But it'll explode unexpectedly because of the asymptomatic nature

is it really that much to get worked over though

corona virus i mean

I think it'll fuck the chinese at best

Which is already pretty significant for the world

Well it ripples

yeah

It's already gonna fuck our economy for a while

Exported factories and labour
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Also

Because of the economy aspect

They'll keep exporting Chinese goods

Spreading it like fire

Until its too late and they finally say okay we can forget the economy prioritise health

But the elites like their GDP so itll come too late

Keep an eye on the news and events and socials and keep stocked

Also dont panic

Just be prepared 🤷‍♂️

Just remember it's only been 2 months really

It's in its infancy right now so

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80k tho already plus some weird cult managed to spread it to like 600 people in 3 days in Korea

How long before it reaches maturity?

April / may supposedly

How long before it mutates -.-

It already has

It never doest

Doesn't

its like baby yoda

3 variants

3 already

...

Yeah depending on locale

Think one is on one of those ships

And two are in China

Prolly many more tbh, it's down to an individual basis to incubate that shit

Anyways don't fear my doods, so far it seems 10% of patients may go infertile idk sketchy numbers from "sources in China" whatever that means

China developed too big too fast

And most people survive

Yeah this is just great leap forward part 2

Lmao

This is what happens when you become an insatiable greedy fuckwit.

And also don't have proper lab procedures

i am manufacturing a much more virile strain the like of witch you have never seen in my laboratory deep within the core of uranus

mfw 3% mortality isnt bad and it's a test of infectivity

650 experiment bats kept 300 yards from a wetmarket

Genius

seee those media and politicians shouldnt have brought up overpopulation in their talks, now it all looks premediated

You can get it again after you recover

And the second time is more deadly

It causes heart failure the second time

They all got cars before learning the discipline of car culture, which is why China has so many shit drivers, apply that to practically everything else about modern China

I swear most Chinese people don't even drive

Too expensive

Then- add their government, what a fucking cluster fuck

ive been avoiding learning to drive in th euk 😛

So do you think xi got sick or is just hiding in a bunker

see we have rules we follow onthe road

the english use interpersonal intuition and i just fucking cant 😛

Yea it's easy

Its the English manners

We have it built in standard

It's how we que so well too

ye you think your culture is just there nebulously undescribable

If you beat a drum at the right rpm around British people they suddenly start marching in line with rifles

to describe it would be to denigrate it somehow 😛

codify

It's just innate manners and some sense of fairness

Like did a person stop for you? Wave to him and do him a favour and either let him pass or quickly get past him whilst waving

Keep an eye on other drivers little hand waves and wotnot help

it's not that i avoid assimilating, you're refusing to tell me what i need to do 😛

hehehehe except you

you told me

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It's basically all hand signals

yeah no i get those

Try to use interpretive hand signals to other drivers