Imagine having to explain that one to an EMT when it goes awry.

Considering that EMTs are some of the biggest sexual freaks on the planet.... they will know exactly how it happened

srsly

want a freak, find an EMT

really

How come they are predominantly weirdo's

The constant exposure to suffering and death

I'm not sure if freaks are drawn to that work, or the work makes you that way though

But every EMT I know is..... freaky

intredasting

@DarthSammich uh.. wtf?

Like necrophilia?

no, not that sort

Just constant sex and your standard BDSM stuff

General whoreishness

There's liking the thicc and then there's developing a fetish for the dying morbidly obese from having to clean up after their deaths
some really vile greentext about that somewhere

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Empirical_rule_histogram.svg/675px-Empirical_rule_histogram.svg.png

That chart is racist

I don't know how. I don't know why. I just know it's racist.

🔕

Me diving into that ass:

@HemRoy5

yes?

i like the previous picture, and that is a pic of me

o

people who are naked outside should be sterilized

in a way that shows

maybe even branded

boo 🐝 s

huweeeeet fieeeeeelds

cool tiddy

Imagine the smell

mommy, why isnt the man brown?

https://gfycat.com/yellowishexaltedcoati

suuure

little less hardcore

quality

giv trad poosy

Noooo they got MMW

Wait, that's meant to be a big titty Jesus

<:coomer:639982442576609311>

Kathy Jew

feet are subpar

Trad

what is she? <:monkaS:299267496668692493>

🇮🇹

<:towelsweat:552805059042344960>

i need to move to italy

🥛🥛😤

Spaghetti Saucers

What phenotype is this?

hmmm

slight

"broadly northwestern european"

as they'd say on a 23&me result page

fingol

Whatever that is, it's perfection

i've seen the full pic....

Source?

she had a rather large, unfortunate tattoo that's been cut off by this edit

idk, it was posted before

could do a reverse image search

Fuck I see what you mean

I see why it was cropped out

lower half degrades her slightly

bush is nice though

like a lil bonzai tree

@fuguer do you speak jap?

@HemRoy5 domo

@fuguer what's that image i posted say?

22 more hours lads

there is too much comic shit in here these days

Aye

it is

nvm Am against it

i repent

puttin ur pp in toes is sodomy

you show me in the bible where it says that

i'll wait

well this begs the question, is liking feet sexually perverted/immoral? 🤔

i don't think so

and that last one doesn't even apply

yes it does

cuz feet is gay

it is a power dynamic thing

eventually u will like men bc of this

just u wait

wtf

no

feet are not gay

slippery slope fallacy

uh oh you guys

im turning ghey

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why didn't i listen

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sexual acts involving non-sex organs is sodomy

im pretty sure sodomy refers exclusively to anal sex

str3tch is right

it's explicit def includes oral

sod-om-y | noun
- sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation

New Oxford American Dictionary

sodomy refers to sexual acts not for the purpose of reproduction

the dicktionary disagrees

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-will-smith-fresh-prince-of-belair-wow-omg-gif-4667525

ur a retard

tell that to God in heaven

the dictionary was made by cringe homos and jews

is God going to send me to hell for titty fucking a girl?

please

<:pepekek:649611550809653248>

<:dieyoufilthyfaggot:636649509572575242>

they didn't think to add every fetish surrounding every body part

to the definition

f-word emote

but armpit fuckery is sodomy too

they could've easily just have said "any sexual act that doesn't lead to reproduction"

but they didn't

We don't really know the full meaning of what they meant because of translation

true

im fairly certain though that it referred to homosexual anal sex

any deviancy is perversion

so

ur a retard

agen

bruh

I find that christian values tend to be evolutionarily adaptive so it would make sense that the meaning of sodomy would extend to any sexual act not for reproducion

Wasting your energy for hedonistic pleasure is maladaptive

homosexuals are just easy to tag as sodomites, but it doesn't exlcude heterosexual sex acts

again i refer to the dictionary definition, oral/anal

nothing about titties, armpits, feet, what ever

hands

are handjobs sodomy?

the dictionary has been subverted <:kraut:389881471881576448>

cmon man

u are just doing that to guard ur own perversion

not all sexual acts are perverse

#NotAll

stop being such a puritan

Not all like vaginal sex <:Laff:591865738739056652> we agree not all are perverse

Usury used to refer to making money through interest rates. Nowadays the dictionary says it refers to excessive interest rates. The dictionary is fallable

true

i just really don't think God has an issue with some non-vaginal sexual acts

imagine looking at comic feet

ultimate blackpill

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<:black_pill:565703068478341151>

but maybe im wrong

🤷🏻‍♂️

who am I to speak for God

i won't refer to you as a sodomite, just a dirty foot-fucker

if it'll make u feel better 😊

Based

dirty foot-fucker

but if you want to be a puritan about it, you could say giving in to ANY form of sexual temptation is a sin

even vaginal

Why waste your time looking at women in comics when you can be master at scribble?

@Str3tch im okay with this

good

i'm not even being serious in the first place

except for my understanding of sodomy, i'm real about that

but i'm not interested in labelling you

you're just bighem

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It's about what's evolutionarily adaptive. Nothing else matters

that's not in the bible fren

Every other standard is based on emotion/subjective

Not word for word

Missing the point

the bible says giving into any temptation of the flesh is a sinful act

vaginal sex very much included

is that "evolutionarily adaptive"?

Vaginal sex is for reproduction, moron. Big difference

not really

there is no caveat given to sex for reproduction

Not sure if you're actually reatrded or just autistic

im referring strictly to biblical teachings

so autistic

The bible also teaches to value life and have children. I wonder what they meant?