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sleepwalking frightens me
and a lot of stuff involving clocks at night, i guess
I've remembered seeing the time as 14:30, 6:73, that kind of thing
and what gets me is how distinct it is
you can reach out, tap the clock, fiddle with it
and it stays at that time
I've made a habit of always turning on the light when that happens because I do not want to know what shows up in the dark
I sometimes get real scared of what I could do with the knifeblock accidentally while sleepwalking. I hate having anything sharp lying around. I've woken up with a spade next to my bed and it really freaked me out.
sounds like something does not like you
I joke a lot about the "demon in my bedroom" but I often wonder if there's actually something there
@DA GOMMIE JOO time continuity checking is a good way to prevent being lured. I change small details all over to show me whether I can trust the reality I'm being presented.
Why are you goyim having a conversation in my masturbation chamber
like leaving objects in precice orientations, or just little details to error check.
I've seen a T3B fly over while with friends who can confirm the story. Definitely military and not alien.
just doing little things like coui
discord is being fucking weird rn
anyone else having typing problems and shit?
Wait hold up the power just went out
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its normal here
ok its back
I was taking a shower the other day and the power went off like three separate times
damn have to boot up everything now.
I once was out at an old military base with friends
there were these huge light towers
with a large circle of light underneath them.
So we were just shooting the shit and fucking around, so suddenly they all go out and we hear this running sound like a hundred boots running at us.
but its pitch black
so we start running toward my friends pickup and they're right on out heels
we could hear their heavy breathing from flat out running
that's harsh dude
I've never had anything that aggressive before
I've been in a lot of scary situations, but that raised the hairs on my neck
Now you're thinking what is behind you and your heart is hammering in your throat
but you dare not look back
I had a similar thing happen at my grandfather's farm
he had this stupid pumphouse that was out about 2 miles into the plantation
no lights at all
and each time he relished in sending us to go turn it off
I swear he got the neighbours to scare me while I ran back to the house, but the breathing of whatever was chasing me sounded canine
I want to say that there's a coyote but coyotes are usually skittish little things
Like you hear the corn leaves rustling and see them move just a littke
but you're running so you can't say which and every row on your sides that you pass seems open until you see a dark one and you just have to run even faster
coyote yips are pretty unmistakeable
I mean if it's actually chasing you then there's no way that's a coyote
corn field monocultures are unnatural in that the duplicity completely confuses your direction ability
You ever heard a mountain lion luring you?
no I've never encountered a cougar up here
iirc they don't show up in ohio that often
It sounds just like a little child, just before it sinks its jaw on the base of your back of your skull, and it has evolved to perfectly take us out by the head from behind.
They will actually play with you and lure you out until you're so scared you're shooting into the night randomly.
yep that's pretty terrifying
They love eating human children
their paws are strong enough to break your back with a single swipe.
but its nothing compared to the african lion.
and we all just kinda live with it
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
I think they exist
I mean there's apparently a lot of sightings up here but I've never seen a bigfoot
there's an abandoned building not too far from my house
used to be part of the nearby college, windows are all boarded up and the doors are locked
there's a sign on the front saying that going in is trespassing, yadda yadda ya
I park next to it in what's left of the parking lot, it's decent parking for going uptown
never gotten a ticket, never had my car vandalized
one night I went up there, hung out uptown, and came back to my car when it was dark
the lights on the second floor (which weren't boarded up because nobody's gonna break in from up there) were on
parking lot's still empty, doors are still locked, windows are still boarded
I go around to the front
door is still locked and solid
but the sign's been torn down
I had no fucking clue what happened and tbh I don't want to
thats spooky.
you ever have a small detail in reality change but your specifically remember it being different? like you shifted a dimension?
yeah, definitely
there's a restaurant that's in my area, that I swear used to be called "milo's pizza"
today it's called milillo's and nobody remembers it as milo's
I was renting this place a few years back with some friends and I used to park my car on the front lawn so its easier to work on. So the one day I notice a municipal sign slap bang where I usually park. And which sign? A damn yield sign. I know it wasn't there before because I parked there. But everyone I spoke say its always been there. I even went to look on google streetview and there it was, 5 years before. But the thing is, if it was always there, where did I park?
people chalk it up to some "parallel universe" or "mandela effect" but honestly it just feels like a glitch
It honestly feels like the universe is just fucking with me.
maybe so, maybe so
And what else changed that isn't apparent?
"Sorry bud, in this parallel, you're even more autistic than normally"
bigfoot is just the hyperborean race
^
8foot blond tundra women.
The mysterious long poosey
Look at his smile.
mmmmm
how tall is she really,clearly 7ft tall but im wondering
idk. that man looks tall himself. definitely above average
tfw no amazon gf
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i will genetically engineer the argentine people to be hyperborean
@Tuze IS A JEW
seems about right for this server
I'm not a great psychiatrist, but it makes sense to me to force people to remember why we fight by making them look. We all look away, most men do, but what have that gotten us?
I might be completely off base here, but in my limited experience. It works.
bleached.com lmao
Looks tasty tbh
why
To remind you that God has abandoned us
God is dead indeed
wtf
whats the point if you don't put it in?
she just like played with the tip
Remember. People paid for that ^^
Imagine being so retardid and autistic that you belive this belongs in the artistic nude photography section allong with actual artistic nude photography
imagine that
Those dolls are like $100 i think
lol
lol
I REALLY want to know the evolutionary science behind deer BJs
Both Sam Harris and Eric Weinseint recount their meetings with Jeffrey Epstein:
Eric Weinseint claims he found a camera in one of Jeffrey's art pieces.
skip to @49:30 for that
wow
do you follow eric weinstein on twitter or social media?
not really
I watch some his of podcasts sometimes
for about a solid 2 months after epstein died, that's all he talked about
on twitter
oh
it was just sort of interesting to watch
even after the "epstein didn't kill himself" meme died down, eric weinstein was heavily invested in it
like it struck a nerve
the question is, were there more cameras and where is the footage?
jew humor
the american flag table cloth is a bigger reveal, lol
shows you what the mossad really thinks
Well for the receiver it has to be
not sure about the motivation for the giver
Could be just like humans
maybe the male gives the slutty females more attention
gives them first dibs at the salt lick
make the more Trad does do the predator scouting and such
As far as humans go, a massive part of sexual pleasure comes from your emotions. Many people feel pleasure giving BJs because of how it makes them feel emotionally. Its even possible to make someone orgasm just by stimulating their mind.
But in order to do that you probably have to do stuff you guys would consider degenerate so just stick to missionary position I guess. lol
or sex through a hole in a sheet like the orthodox jews lol
Oy vey.
if you can't see the dude it ain't gay.
lol
VIBE CHECK
Females in some species of bird revert to a child-like state, and withhold copulation until a male can feed her a sufficient number of worms. That way, the female demands that the male evens out the parental investment, by providing her with the energy (worms) to produce a nutritious egg (and not just providing cheap sperms).
The deer may be extracting nutrition with which to produce a nutritious egg, before submitting to copulation. Females of some species of spider also extract parental investment by force, by eating the male after copulation, so that she may nourish her growing children.
It is theorized by some that, by forcing this parental investment, it makes the male more likely to carry on investment, since he has more to lose if the children die than he otherwise would without having done the initial donation. It is true that in some species of bird, where the female withholds copulation until a male builds her a suitable nest, co-parenting is observed, and both parents provide worms for their offspring.
t. The Selfish Gene, Chapter 9.
ye?
Wait...... `The deer may be extracting nutrition with which to produce a nutritious egg, before submitting to copulation.` Kraut? Is that you?
How dare you.
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@DarthSammich @Keln
It's a baby deer nursing.
jew humor
reminds me of that jewish golf flick
Caddyshack
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he deleted his pfp <:virgin:396572545610022914>
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@BasedChris t-shirt of that hero:
that guy was a teenager while doing the great deed
what are you kids doing nowadays smh
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Based
Bast
Baserat och rรถdpillrat som FAN
๐ ฑ๏ธruh
what
Who let Chris back in?
i hate basedchris
@Deleted User what
nintendo has gone too far with this super nintendo stuff%
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it is at times like these that I regret knowing spanish
also
y'all remember when we were talking about weird midwest happenings?
I was part of some occult shit earlier today
I dunno if y'all want to hear that story
well we ARE in curiosities
alright story time
so I park at this abandoned building
it's close to uptown
parking lot's always empty
nice place
anyway
I was off doing some other shit
and I come back to my car
and there's a cat sitting in the grass next to the parking lot
and I've been having kind of a shitty day
so I walk over to pet the cat
and the cat gets up and walks behind the building
and I follow it back there just in time to watch it disappear down this little forest trail
and at this point I start thinking
"this is the start of something big"
it's the midwest, nothing around here is normal
so I follow the trail just to see what happens
and I get to this roughly circular patch of grass in the forest
and standing about ten feet from me
are four deer
just standing and staring at me
so at this point I have no clue what to do
so I slowly approach the deer
and they start walking back and around the edge of the circle
I ended up circling with the deer for a bit
some cardinals flew straight through the area a bit into the circling
and I eventually end up in a position
where the deer are standing in an arc on the side of the circle where the entrance is
and I'm on the complete opposite side
away from the exit
away from getting to my car
that was the worst moment
luckily we kept circling
and eventually I get back near the exit and decide "this is going nowhere, I'm leaving"
so I start up the trail
and this big doe follows me up the trail a ways
and just stares at me
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