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2019-12-09 22:32:03 UTC

sleepwalking frightens me

2019-12-09 22:32:13 UTC

and a lot of stuff involving clocks at night, i guess

2019-12-09 22:32:30 UTC

I've remembered seeing the time as 14:30, 6:73, that kind of thing

2019-12-09 22:32:40 UTC

and what gets me is how distinct it is

2019-12-09 22:32:49 UTC

you can reach out, tap the clock, fiddle with it

2019-12-09 22:32:53 UTC

and it stays at that time

2019-12-09 22:33:32 UTC

I've made a habit of always turning on the light when that happens because I do not want to know what shows up in the dark

2019-12-09 22:34:21 UTC

I sometimes get real scared of what I could do with the knifeblock accidentally while sleepwalking. I hate having anything sharp lying around. I've woken up with a spade next to my bed and it really freaked me out.

2019-12-09 22:34:59 UTC

sounds like something does not like you

2019-12-09 22:35:20 UTC

I joke a lot about the "demon in my bedroom" but I often wonder if there's actually something there

2019-12-09 22:35:58 UTC

@DA GOMMIE JOO time continuity checking is a good way to prevent being lured. I change small details all over to show me whether I can trust the reality I'm being presented.

2019-12-09 22:36:53 UTC

Why are you goyim having a conversation in my masturbation chamber

2019-12-09 22:37:29 UTC

like leaving objects in precice orientations, or just little details to error check.

2019-12-09 22:38:35 UTC

I've seen a T3B fly over while with friends who can confirm the story. Definitely military and not alien.

2019-12-09 22:38:48 UTC

just doing little things like coui

2019-12-09 22:39:08 UTC

discord is being fucking weird rn

2019-12-09 22:39:21 UTC

anyone else having typing problems and shit?

2019-12-09 22:39:29 UTC

Wait hold up the power just went out

2019-12-09 22:39:47 UTC

<:monkaS:299267496668692493>

2019-12-09 22:39:57 UTC

its normal here

2019-12-09 22:40:29 UTC

ok its back

2019-12-09 22:40:54 UTC

I was taking a shower the other day and the power went off like three separate times

2019-12-09 22:40:59 UTC

damn have to boot up everything now.

2019-12-09 22:41:37 UTC

I once was out at an old military base with friends

2019-12-09 22:41:50 UTC

there were these huge light towers

2019-12-09 22:42:06 UTC

with a large circle of light underneath them.

2019-12-09 22:43:03 UTC

So we were just shooting the shit and fucking around, so suddenly they all go out and we hear this running sound like a hundred boots running at us.

2019-12-09 22:43:21 UTC

but its pitch black

2019-12-09 22:44:20 UTC

so we start running toward my friends pickup and they're right on out heels

2019-12-09 22:44:41 UTC

we could hear their heavy breathing from flat out running

2019-12-09 22:44:56 UTC

that's harsh dude

2019-12-09 22:45:01 UTC

I've never had anything that aggressive before

2019-12-09 22:45:26 UTC

I've been in a lot of scary situations, but that raised the hairs on my neck

2019-12-09 22:46:01 UTC

Now you're thinking what is behind you and your heart is hammering in your throat

2019-12-09 22:46:22 UTC

but you dare not look back

2019-12-09 22:46:42 UTC

I had a similar thing happen at my grandfather's farm

2019-12-09 22:47:11 UTC

he had this stupid pumphouse that was out about 2 miles into the plantation

2019-12-09 22:47:21 UTC

no lights at all

2019-12-09 22:47:40 UTC

and each time he relished in sending us to go turn it off

2019-12-09 22:48:36 UTC

I swear he got the neighbours to scare me while I ran back to the house, but the breathing of whatever was chasing me sounded canine

2019-12-09 22:49:23 UTC

I want to say that there's a coyote but coyotes are usually skittish little things

2019-12-09 22:50:16 UTC

Like you hear the corn leaves rustling and see them move just a littke

2019-12-09 22:51:13 UTC

but you're running so you can't say which and every row on your sides that you pass seems open until you see a dark one and you just have to run even faster

2019-12-09 22:51:33 UTC

coyote yips are pretty unmistakeable

2019-12-09 22:51:35 UTC

I mean if it's actually chasing you then there's no way that's a coyote

2019-12-09 22:52:39 UTC

corn field monocultures are unnatural in that the duplicity completely confuses your direction ability

2019-12-09 22:52:55 UTC

You ever heard a mountain lion luring you?

2019-12-09 22:53:17 UTC

no I've never encountered a cougar up here

2019-12-09 22:53:59 UTC

iirc they don't show up in ohio that often

2019-12-09 22:54:06 UTC

It sounds just like a little child, just before it sinks its jaw on the base of your back of your skull, and it has evolved to perfectly take us out by the head from behind.

2019-12-09 22:55:27 UTC

They will actually play with you and lure you out until you're so scared you're shooting into the night randomly.

2019-12-09 22:56:20 UTC

yep that's pretty terrifying

2019-12-09 22:57:15 UTC

They love eating human children

2019-12-09 22:58:37 UTC

their paws are strong enough to break your back with a single swipe.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653732264135491584/mountain_lion1-56a9a0d75f9b58b7d0fd7d07.jpg

2019-12-09 22:59:48 UTC

but its nothing compared to the african lion.

2019-12-09 23:02:48 UTC

and we all just kinda live with it

2019-12-09 23:05:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653733999482503168/105c607fcbc38f801e283ae20e11c6e8.jpg

2019-12-09 23:06:22 UTC

Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

2019-12-09 23:06:37 UTC

I think they exist

2019-12-09 23:08:37 UTC

I mean there's apparently a lot of sightings up here but I've never seen a bigfoot

2019-12-09 23:10:00 UTC

there's an abandoned building not too far from my house

2019-12-09 23:10:18 UTC

used to be part of the nearby college, windows are all boarded up and the doors are locked

2019-12-09 23:10:43 UTC

there's a sign on the front saying that going in is trespassing, yadda yadda ya

2019-12-09 23:11:00 UTC

I park next to it in what's left of the parking lot, it's decent parking for going uptown

2019-12-09 23:11:07 UTC

never gotten a ticket, never had my car vandalized

2019-12-09 23:11:31 UTC

one night I went up there, hung out uptown, and came back to my car when it was dark

2019-12-09 23:11:51 UTC

the lights on the second floor (which weren't boarded up because nobody's gonna break in from up there) were on

2019-12-09 23:14:30 UTC

parking lot's still empty, doors are still locked, windows are still boarded

2019-12-09 23:14:41 UTC

I go around to the front

2019-12-09 23:14:46 UTC

door is still locked and solid

2019-12-09 23:14:55 UTC

but the sign's been torn down

2019-12-09 23:15:11 UTC

I had no fucking clue what happened and tbh I don't want to

2019-12-09 23:16:39 UTC

thats spooky.

you ever have a small detail in reality change but your specifically remember it being different? like you shifted a dimension?

2019-12-09 23:16:48 UTC

yeah, definitely

2019-12-09 23:17:10 UTC

there's a restaurant that's in my area, that I swear used to be called "milo's pizza"

2019-12-09 23:17:25 UTC

today it's called milillo's and nobody remembers it as milo's

2019-12-09 23:20:51 UTC

I was renting this place a few years back with some friends and I used to park my car on the front lawn so its easier to work on. So the one day I notice a municipal sign slap bang where I usually park. And which sign? A damn yield sign. I know it wasn't there before because I parked there. But everyone I spoke say its always been there. I even went to look on google streetview and there it was, 5 years before. But the thing is, if it was always there, where did I park?

2019-12-09 23:22:47 UTC

people chalk it up to some "parallel universe" or "mandela effect" but honestly it just feels like a glitch

2019-12-09 23:23:20 UTC

It honestly feels like the universe is just fucking with me.

2019-12-09 23:23:49 UTC

maybe so, maybe so

2019-12-09 23:24:15 UTC

And what else changed that isn't apparent?

2019-12-09 23:25:24 UTC

"Sorry bud, in this parallel, you're even more autistic than normally"

2019-12-09 23:25:53 UTC

bigfoot is just the hyperborean race

2019-12-09 23:26:18 UTC

^

2019-12-09 23:26:41 UTC

8foot blond tundra women.

2019-12-09 23:28:57 UTC

The mysterious long poosey

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653739898792050698/0971306e2957a57d78118d1ea4b9f234.jpg

2019-12-09 23:30:36 UTC

Look at his smile.

2019-12-09 23:32:05 UTC

mmmmm

2019-12-09 23:41:21 UTC

how tall is she really,clearly 7ft tall but im wondering

2019-12-09 23:42:46 UTC

idk. that man looks tall himself. definitely above average

2019-12-09 23:54:01 UTC

tfw no amazon gf

2019-12-09 23:54:03 UTC

<:wojack:396042478530330624>

2019-12-10 00:27:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653754687325077535/pxhdw63qto341.png

2019-12-10 00:28:16 UTC

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2019-12-10 00:28:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653754875099742248/tlmuW8wCuX2TUiX-abYY3E4WFcOQEoyv5dF2RkvaQhQ.png

2019-12-10 00:29:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653755020625444874/UEX6MOiDWjLYqDSANZvOQjYem_SM9d5wPDmGy7OchpA.png

2019-12-10 01:14:26 UTC

i will genetically engineer the argentine people to be hyperborean

2019-12-10 03:22:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653798784567869450/image0-162-1.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653798785536884756/image1-1-1.png

2019-12-10 05:46:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653834794500882452/unknown.png

2019-12-10 05:46:10 UTC

@Tuze IS A JEW

2019-12-10 14:47:45 UTC

seems about right for this server

2019-12-10 14:50:12 UTC

I'm not a great psychiatrist, but it makes sense to me to force people to remember why we fight by making them look. We all look away, most men do, but what have that gotten us?

2019-12-10 14:50:38 UTC

I might be completely off base here, but in my limited experience. It works.

2019-12-10 16:44:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654000504321605632/mhrqxqbvn2341.png

2019-12-10 17:45:28 UTC

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2019-12-10 20:54:46 UTC
2019-12-11 12:56:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654305441446101022/c106178.jpg

2019-12-11 14:26:05 UTC

Looks tasty tbh

2019-12-11 17:27:35 UTC

why

2019-12-11 17:29:50 UTC

To remind you that God has abandoned us

2019-12-11 17:45:16 UTC

God is dead indeed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654378182350471181/BF_09012B-2Bscarletloveu2B-2BMy2BBig2BZucchini_s.png

2019-12-11 18:01:26 UTC

wtf

2019-12-11 18:01:47 UTC

whats the point if you don't put it in?

2019-12-11 18:02:39 UTC

she just like played with the tip

2019-12-11 18:10:52 UTC

Remember. People paid for that ^^

2019-12-11 19:26:10 UTC

Imagine being so retardid and autistic that you belive this belongs in the artistic nude photography section allong with actual artistic nude photography

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654403575375462410/v2.png

2019-12-11 19:26:42 UTC

imagine that

2019-12-11 19:27:19 UTC

Those dolls are like $100 i think

2019-12-11 19:28:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654404171172151386/rrew3vocli341.png

2019-12-11 20:07:45 UTC

lol

2019-12-11 21:00:13 UTC

lol

2019-12-11 21:02:03 UTC

I REALLY want to know the evolutionary science behind deer BJs

2019-12-11 21:29:08 UTC

Both Sam Harris and Eric Weinseint recount their meetings with Jeffrey Epstein:

2019-12-11 21:30:13 UTC

Eric Weinseint claims he found a camera in one of Jeffrey's art pieces.

2019-12-11 21:30:48 UTC

skip to @49:30 for that

2019-12-11 21:34:59 UTC

wow

2019-12-11 21:35:16 UTC

do you follow eric weinstein on twitter or social media?

2019-12-11 21:35:27 UTC

not really

2019-12-11 21:35:41 UTC

I watch some his of podcasts sometimes

2019-12-11 21:35:42 UTC

for about a solid 2 months after epstein died, that's all he talked about

2019-12-11 21:35:49 UTC

on twitter

2019-12-11 21:35:54 UTC

oh

2019-12-11 21:36:13 UTC

it was just sort of interesting to watch

2019-12-11 21:36:41 UTC

even after the "epstein didn't kill himself" meme died down, eric weinstein was heavily invested in it

2019-12-11 21:36:48 UTC

like it struck a nerve

2019-12-11 21:37:13 UTC

the question is, were there more cameras and where is the footage?

2019-12-11 22:03:56 UTC

jew humor

2019-12-11 22:08:02 UTC

the american flag table cloth is a bigger reveal, lol

2019-12-11 22:08:30 UTC

shows you what the mossad really thinks

2019-12-11 22:17:23 UTC

Well for the receiver it has to be

2019-12-11 22:17:50 UTC

not sure about the motivation for the giver

2019-12-11 22:17:55 UTC

Could be just like humans

2019-12-11 22:18:10 UTC

maybe the male gives the slutty females more attention

2019-12-11 22:18:17 UTC

gives them first dibs at the salt lick

2019-12-11 22:18:45 UTC

make the more Trad does do the predator scouting and such

2019-12-11 22:43:17 UTC

As far as humans go, a massive part of sexual pleasure comes from your emotions. Many people feel pleasure giving BJs because of how it makes them feel emotionally. Its even possible to make someone orgasm just by stimulating their mind.

2019-12-11 22:45:08 UTC

But in order to do that you probably have to do stuff you guys would consider degenerate so just stick to missionary position I guess. lol

2019-12-11 22:46:00 UTC

or sex through a hole in a sheet like the orthodox jews lol

2019-12-11 22:48:42 UTC

Oy vey.
if you can't see the dude it ain't gay.

2019-12-11 22:49:16 UTC

lol

2019-12-12 02:24:29 UTC

VIBE CHECK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654508846240497683/image0.gif

2019-12-12 03:00:14 UTC

Females in some species of bird revert to a child-like state, and withhold copulation until a male can feed her a sufficient number of worms. That way, the female demands that the male evens out the parental investment, by providing her with the energy (worms) to produce a nutritious egg (and not just providing cheap sperms).

The deer may be extracting nutrition with which to produce a nutritious egg, before submitting to copulation. Females of some species of spider also extract parental investment by force, by eating the male after copulation, so that she may nourish her growing children.

It is theorized by some that, by forcing this parental investment, it makes the male more likely to carry on investment, since he has more to lose if the children die than he otherwise would without having done the initial donation. It is true that in some species of bird, where the female withholds copulation until a male builds her a suitable nest, co-parenting is observed, and both parents provide worms for their offspring.

t. The Selfish Gene, Chapter 9.

2019-12-12 03:03:31 UTC

ye?

2019-12-12 03:29:16 UTC

Wait...... `The deer may be extracting nutrition with which to produce a nutritious egg, before submitting to copulation.` Kraut? Is that you?

2019-12-12 03:54:02 UTC

How dare you.

2019-12-12 03:54:22 UTC

<:greta:639980991775113227>

2019-12-12 04:52:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654546179371302942/unknown.png

2019-12-12 09:46:07 UTC

@DarthSammich @Keln

It's a baby deer nursing.

2019-12-12 14:31:38 UTC

jew humor

2019-12-12 14:31:47 UTC

reminds me of that jewish golf flick

2019-12-12 14:32:07 UTC

Caddyshack

2019-12-12 20:21:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654779812078157844/9gzrlolz26441.png

2019-12-12 22:56:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654818838684106772/1576190504133.png

2019-12-12 23:35:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654828694657040394/unknown.png

2019-12-13 02:00:16 UTC

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2019-12-13 02:02:49 UTC

<:BASED:639981478284886021>

2019-12-13 02:06:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654866786155495424/1576183309242.png

2019-12-13 02:30:00 UTC
2019-12-13 02:30:30 UTC

he deleted his pfp <:virgin:396572545610022914>

2019-12-13 02:30:41 UTC

<:why:638779720015675405>

2019-12-13 04:24:07 UTC

@BasedChris t-shirt of that hero:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654901342879612978/otoya-yamaguchi-t-shirt-top-uyoku-dantai-political-right-wing-party-japan-cool-casual-pride-t-shirt-.png

2019-12-13 04:25:06 UTC

that guy was a teenager while doing the great deed

2019-12-13 04:25:15 UTC

what are you kids doing nowadays smh

2019-12-13 04:25:22 UTC

<:boomer:652987905794375705>

2019-12-13 07:00:12 UTC

Based

2019-12-13 07:00:33 UTC

Bast

2019-12-13 07:00:46 UTC

Baserat och rรถdpillrat som FAN

2019-12-13 07:19:52 UTC

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธruh

2019-12-13 07:44:38 UTC
2019-12-13 07:44:49 UTC

what

2019-12-13 07:45:17 UTC

Who let Chris back in?

2019-12-13 07:45:31 UTC

i hate basedchris

2019-12-13 07:45:59 UTC
2019-12-13 09:20:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654975987489964033/IMG_20191213_032020_696.jpg

2019-12-13 17:27:14 UTC

nintendo has gone too far with this super nintendo stuff%

2019-12-13 18:37:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/655116017592172567/FB_IMG_1576224803820.png

2019-12-13 23:25:47 UTC

<:peek:396543715587391491>

2019-12-14 03:43:28 UTC

it is at times like these that I regret knowing spanish

2019-12-14 03:50:07 UTC

also

2019-12-14 03:50:16 UTC

y'all remember when we were talking about weird midwest happenings?

2019-12-14 03:50:33 UTC

I was part of some occult shit earlier today

2019-12-14 03:51:44 UTC

I dunno if y'all want to hear that story

2019-12-14 04:14:50 UTC

well we ARE in curiosities

2019-12-14 04:14:57 UTC

alright story time

2019-12-14 04:15:01 UTC

so I park at this abandoned building

2019-12-14 04:15:04 UTC

it's close to uptown

2019-12-14 04:15:08 UTC

parking lot's always empty

2019-12-14 04:15:10 UTC

nice place

2019-12-14 04:15:13 UTC

anyway

2019-12-14 04:15:17 UTC

I was off doing some other shit

2019-12-14 04:15:21 UTC

and I come back to my car

2019-12-14 04:15:30 UTC

and there's a cat sitting in the grass next to the parking lot

2019-12-14 04:15:37 UTC

and I've been having kind of a shitty day

2019-12-14 04:15:40 UTC

so I walk over to pet the cat

2019-12-14 04:15:45 UTC

and the cat gets up and walks behind the building

2019-12-14 04:16:02 UTC

and I follow it back there just in time to watch it disappear down this little forest trail

2019-12-14 04:16:15 UTC

and at this point I start thinking

2019-12-14 04:16:24 UTC

"this is the start of something big"

2019-12-14 04:16:42 UTC

it's the midwest, nothing around here is normal

2019-12-14 04:16:47 UTC

so I follow the trail just to see what happens

2019-12-14 04:16:59 UTC

and I get to this roughly circular patch of grass in the forest

2019-12-14 04:17:06 UTC

and standing about ten feet from me

2019-12-14 04:17:07 UTC

are four deer

2019-12-14 04:17:13 UTC

just standing and staring at me

2019-12-14 04:17:44 UTC

so at this point I have no clue what to do

2019-12-14 04:17:51 UTC

so I slowly approach the deer

2019-12-14 04:18:00 UTC

and they start walking back and around the edge of the circle

2019-12-14 04:18:07 UTC

I ended up circling with the deer for a bit

2019-12-14 04:18:19 UTC

some cardinals flew straight through the area a bit into the circling

2019-12-14 04:18:26 UTC

and I eventually end up in a position

2019-12-14 04:18:36 UTC

where the deer are standing in an arc on the side of the circle where the entrance is

2019-12-14 04:18:41 UTC

and I'm on the complete opposite side

2019-12-14 04:18:46 UTC

away from the exit

2019-12-14 04:18:50 UTC

away from getting to my car

2019-12-14 04:18:58 UTC

that was the worst moment

2019-12-14 04:19:01 UTC

luckily we kept circling

2019-12-14 04:19:19 UTC

and eventually I get back near the exit and decide "this is going nowhere, I'm leaving"

2019-12-14 04:19:25 UTC

so I start up the trail

2019-12-14 04:19:32 UTC

and this big doe follows me up the trail a ways

2019-12-14 04:19:35 UTC

and just stares at me

2019-12-14 04:19:50 UTC

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