you should do every single thing in your power to get to heaven

and that's it

where do you guys think traditional values come from?

maybe americans are

die for israel

get mega fat and die ASAP

Tacitus should be ignored if it isn't reporting on contemporary events

quickest way to heaven

emergent from patriarchial society

it was just what worked

he gets a lot wrong about the 1st century

or what occurred naturally

also it seems whoever wrote NT was using bad sources like those

Why would anyone be 88

if it were contemporary it would not have that many mistakes

its not necessarily about being 88

rather than other things

but about being able to be 88

I mean... why not though?

if you're not 88 you dont have a brain

whats a mistake in the NT?

there are several in the gospels

2 * 4 * 11 = 88

off the top of my head they give the wrong date for the Roman census

they also claim that Augustus did a world wide census

I really don't care about some short lasted central european regeime from over a half century ago

even though TIBERIUS only did a census in that area around Judea

let me look taht up

either you approve of what they did, or you don't

also it gives wrong dates and information about Pontius Pilate

did you guys ever notice, ever number is either prime, or can be expressed as the product of primes?

@TheUserNameofPeace why is she in trouble

it was the last great attempt to resist what we are experiencing now

and gives wrong dates and information about the Grand Priest Caiphas

nudes to underage it seems @glamp Castiza said he told her he was 19

well one thing i should point out about Luke's census is that Mary was pregnant for 10 years, as in she wasn't actually pregnant on the annunciation but became pregnant 9 years later

who sent nudes to underage

I had a Christian once tell me that all that mattered was praising Jesus.

why is that wrong

17 is old enough

I told him it wasn't practical to always praise Jesus.

glamps mind is 40 years old

praise JoJosus

also the NT and Christians completely misinterpret the OT and the so called Messiah prophecy

so they can't even get that part right

even though it is the basis for the majority of their claims

well there were many messiahs, jesus was allegedly the last of them

no offense but i think if you like jojo that much you have some gay spectrum leanings

the Christians use Isaiah and Daniel as evidence of Jesus

but in fact that entire part is misinterpreted

daniel was fulfilled in the events of antiochus IV but serve as recurring type for the temple destruction in 70AD

Daniel's monolouge is claimed to be predicting Jesus

your right

even though the same text clearly indicates that the Messiah is CYRUS

well you're right daniel doesn't predict Jesus, but its a recurring type

I'm gay in the same way that 300 or jojo is gay then

and Isaiah and that bit are referring to a king who will defeat Assyria

well actually Isaiah is invoked by Matthew to explain that Jesus wasn't really born of a virgin

not to a contrarian hippie that will be nailed to a cross

what do they say, in the old testament, should happen to an unfaithful wife?...

Isaiah's virgin prophesy came true in the next chapter when he impregnates the prophetess with a child that corresponds with the defeat of the 2 kings ahab feared

^I think they said stoned or lashed?

Matthew invokes Isaiah's virgin prophesy to tell us that joseph impregnated mary on their wedding night, as Isaiah had to fulfill his own prophesy

I asked him what if I wanted to know where the bathroom was, would he respond with "praise Jesus". He said yes.

well I suppose the husband can send her back

The local news is advocating literal cuckoldry lol

one of the things I fear about nofap is that I may start to like girls or want to spend time around them

Christians are hopeless.

yeah the christians are hopeless

let's say joseph was "out of town" for a while..
as it happens sometimes..
and marie suddenly finds herself with child?...
and the only people around are joseph's brothers, and father...

actually there are girls that are good

just not many

Better fap then

Showcasing a girl with "a mommy and two daddies"

by good I mean fun to be around and comfortable

even the gospels are split on whether Jesus was born of a virgin though

Tyrone & whitey

Good girls are all taken.

the virgin birth was a later invention

Your desire for black girls will increase

basically trying to steal that Pagan narrative

@Rody Le Cid actually the gospels explain Jesus was born after sexual union between joseph and mary http://www.betemunah.org/virgin.html

Good asian girls are up for grabs

Asians are a different species though.

the 4 gospels are not in order of when they were written

asians 🤢

if you start with the first one, it doesn't even mention virgin birth

Blasian beauty

gospels?
is that like the hadiths?
not quite the quran so, not quite "written by god"

well the virgin birth wasn't actually a virgin birth, but meaning that mary was impregnated on a single sexual union, which is a recurring type throuhgout the OT

I've pretty much never met an asian girl with a personality that I liked

🤷🏻

@Rody Le Cid Mathew, Mark, Luke and John

most of Jesus' ancestors were products of single sexual union pregnancies

some of them added stuff later on

ah, ok

so the first one basically just says Jesus was an average dude

the other ones kept adding stuff to it

The only girls I’ve met with personalities I’ve liked are asian

so Jesus was born of a virgin

I haven't really met many asian girls, there aren't a lot around here

then later Jesus did some thing or other

White girls are usually so fucking full of themselves

then the next one something happened to Jesus when he was going to die etc etc

Most of the girls who had crushes on me were asian unfortunately

basically just adding to the myth of a guy that was either not real

guys!
you have to learn how to read Japanese...
and what better way than by watching Death Note?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwK4Gt79OM

or based on some other less important guy

Nice

well a lot of these literal events of jesus are actually symbolic. like jesus walking on water is symbolic for ruling over the gentiles, the sea is a metaphor for gentiles in the OT apocalyptic language

I love death note

yes that is the problem with Jesus

the OT prophecy is literal

I like Asian girl personality. It's their faces that are the problem.

and Christians say, well Jesus did it metaphorically

the Messiah is LITERALLY

a King of Judah

who will defeat Assyria and rebuild the temple

not a desert wanderer who claims to be God

Average white girl faces are better than 90% of Asian girls.

I have one cousin who has like 8 kids from three guys, and her sister is thirty and as far as I know a virgin, unmarried, only one boyfriend that I can remember

well no a messiah doesn't have to be a king of judah, all of the maccabean high priests were messiahs. messiah just means annointed with oil

but she has a great personality

they were Messiahs

but not the prophecied Messiah

also she can do horse archery

which is specifically meant to defeat Assyria and restore the Jewish kingdom

@TheUserNameofPeace she has a 4 face. Most white girls have a better face than that.

yes the judas maccabees was the prophesied messiah of daniel that conquers antiochus IV and restores israel

@Trommm better than 4

Not structurally.

10 point system is bs

@Nerthulas you want to use 20?

Good skin is nice. But the bone structure and nose structure is not good. Below average

lol

there aren't ten full points

you were wrong earlier nerth

what is the difference between an eight and a nine

1

what jesus is actually significant for is prophesying the end of the levitical order, and allegedly replacing it with the priesthood of the firstborn sons

1-3 is consistently opposed to 8-10

Isn't there an info graphic explaining the the 10 point system?

9s have no flaws.

yes Daniel is referring to the Greek kingdoms

You could use the 30 point patrice oneal system

It's a continuum Nerth. Yes. And 10 is no flaws ++

people like small flaws a lot of the time

10 is sublimity

Haha that’s the pic I posted earlier wwm you saved it

That would be like an 8

yrd

yes

she's hot

Her boss is perfect

Asian folder

Nose

the only 10 in the world is the woman you Love.

also known as, mom

lol

Be incel or have this?

Isaiah and Jeremiah are referring to the Medes

I rather have Christians die for Israel, than the whole of America

Butt is too large

Otherwise looks good

BRRRRAAAAPPP

i wouldn't die for isreal

fuck that shit

would you die for khazar milkers?

Gross

but, shouldn't it be the other way around?
shouldn't israel be dying for americans?
you know, to thank us for clearing the way for israel to be founded?

imperator you're criticisms are absolutely correct that all of the OT prophesies were fulfilled hundreds of years before Jesus' time. All Jesus did was prophesy the end of the 2nd temple at the hands of the Romans, but then also the restoration of the Kingdom of Jerusalem 1000 years later in a gog magog battle now known as The First Crusade

cut a deal. you will fight for them if you get jewish qt

I would die for smol nipon milkers

i want a hapa with a fat booty

@Ranting Patriarch yeah I guess, really though what I am getting at is that Jesus isn't that special

and moreover that a lot of what Jesus said isn't useful to us

i want redhead with big tiddi

well it can be useful, Jesus said to obey the mosaic law, which tells us to throw rocks at thots until they die

5 is average. 6 is above average but not special. 7 is unusually attractive. Good body, good face. 8 is almost flawless, but with some minor flaw. 9 is flawless. 10 is flawless + something special that does it for you in particular.

also I don't even know that Jesus was real

we pretty much have one gospel to go on

red-heads are Ok,
but the good thing about them is that they usually also have milky white skin

pale skin, blue eyes, pretty hair, freckles 😍

not only would I not sell out for a hot gf, I would not pay 100 dollars for a hot gf

4 is below average, but not hideous. 3 is bordering on hideous, over weight, and ugly.

there are some good things from Jesus, most of it or maybe some, isn't that helpful though

imagine if everyone believed jesus we wouldn't be in this discord right now but burning a witch after a trial by ordeal

2 makes you puke.

I want a girl who's skin is so white, it's translucent..
I want to be able to see her beating heart right through her chest

1 makes you kill yourself and them.

and I am inherently put off by Jesus and his sort of pacifistic and also fanatical approach

like a guppi

naw jesus wasn't no hippie, that guy was a genocidal maniac

wot

@Ranting Patriarch how so? 🤔

what jesus said can't even be repeated on youtube for hate speech

well jesus' bottom line was, accept me as your king or the romans gunna kill 6 million of ya

lolwut

Rody wants his woman's breasts to look like blue cheese with see through skin and blue veins

"turn your plows into swords"..
*banned*!

we say jesus is a real prophet because the romans rolled through and did just that

mabye it was written after the fact

the more I look the less I believe in a real Jesus

seems to me like Jesus is based on the Barabas character in the Bible

jesus prophesied the death of 6 million jews, de facto better than hitler

or something of that sort

I butchered that quote damn

I see Christians as tools. We shouldn't let Israel use them for their purposes. We need to use Christians for our purposes.

people already have difficulty with Fake news today, in 2019 when we have videos and shit..
but naw,
instead I'll believe a goat-herder from 2000 years ago who has never gone more than 10km from the place he was born..

lol

also it is pretty clear that Julius Caesar was the real Messiah <:laughsinfrench:396535844934123523>

lol

the Bible even recognizes this when it tries to steal from the Cult of Caesar and attribute it to Jesus

for example when Jesus died there was the star that shone for three days

josephus thought vespasian was the messiah, but i don't think he was annointed properly to fill the role

this is historical fact and can be verified across a wide range of sources across the world

where as the star of Bethlehem is nothing more than myth, and an attempt to steal from the Caesar Cult

I don't mean Vespasian, I mean the actual and original Julius Caesar

Caesar was also the priest king, High Priest of Jupiter

and was hailed as the father of the fatherland

anyway a far better message for us goys than that of Jesus

yeah there's no star of Bethlehem apparently, mabye they were following a flying saucer

https://discord.gg/vVtAeT

it was inserted later as part of the other gospels

last time I joined a server like that,
my account got nuked off of discord

the Star of Caesar was recorded as far as China

seg asked for it

it's not like Lads is it?

no

it's public domain

Mei supports the HK protestors

yes

sure, of course the protesters are right
china needs to be taken down a peg

also interesting to note that before later Christians edited the Bible

Barabbas was actually called Jesus

how do you figure?

and in the Talmud they refer to the false messiah which was captured and executed

which sounds way more consistent with Barabbas than to the Biblical Jesus

and yes goyyim, the Talmud is a source

I agree China needs to be taken down but I love seeing nba vs China

Mei is the sole property of Activsion-Blizzard Inc.

Let the leftists fight that fight

well the jesus is the talmud is actually the jesus of nazareth that murdered the messiah john hyrcanus, 100 years before Jesus Christ, this is reasoned to be why Matthew says the savior should be from nazareth

China doesn't need to be taken down, they just need to be contained.

yup

No expansion.

well... I do think the Talmud could be referring to multiple individuals