you'll find me by the coast

biggest banjo doxx

why is he in albania?

this is like home alone 2 when kevin mcallister goes to to nyc

https://youtu.be/5C3FYUw3w-I

why is who?

Ok so banjod want Tirana

what?

why is everyone cringe

I saw a hotel we could buy

including me

It’s 10M but I’m not sure if that’s worthless Albanian money or euros

why is angry in albania?

he sin't

Why aren’t you in Albania

im in Albania

tom hanks caught the wu flu

and his wife

what if i have it

ive been coughing a lot lately

you'll have to repeat grade 9

why isn't everyone with a brain moving to eastern southern eurrope?

I don't like Tom Hanks.

all corona kids fail school and have to repeat

either it's a money thing

or people don't have one

it's a laziness thing

wut

you're gonna get your shit pushed in

sounds like evasive homosexuality

I'm to lazy to move, so if I get my ass fked, who could have foreseen that

manatees don't really have predators

I'm literally spending hours weekly to find where to go

I'm spending hours thinking about being a sea creature

look at this

chad greeks not building road by the sea

lol

you have to have brains to not do that

look at this madness in france

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1561/76/1561768425528.gif

why do you need miles on miles of public beaches?

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1561/84/1561844923800.gif

so are roads next to the ocean good or not?

it's the worst

ok

why ruin excellent properties for that

Banjod HATES long walks on the beach

properties need roads

to connect them to society

no, I HATE long walks on PUBLIC beaches

yes

that sounds like a virtue cope

but why do you need to put them along the coast line?

for the scenic view

it's just an easy thin gto do

like 90% of italys coast line is roads

hmm

or public beaches

if not more

how many people got scrubbed

me seeing a lot of msgs about it

also stupid shit wont recognize I am connected

i don't know how many people got scrubbed in total, but 8 came back

Dangerous Virtue

Mossad is onto him

Eternal Entropy said his server got wiped too

wtf

greeks should get some sort of award for this

so they launched like a super raid

yeah, it was more than just 1 server

emails dumb too

hurrr u broke our rules we arent gonna tell u which one or what broke it

ah well gonna have to recover my top 1 position in posts, gonna take awhile

don't worry about reclaiming top position

your new ones will be added to your totals

is the posts of old acc even still visible

yes

it was at 89k

and they will be for the next few days

unless they do not delete your account

they just said disabled

rody le cid was banned for 2 weeks and they let him back

who's the top poster?

it's like nerth or me

or something

rn probably

this is a new account

I m ean toatl

they also stole all me nitro

feelsbadman

nerthulas, banjod, mmw, me

those are the top 4, i can say with confidence

he dun no about older accounts

?

him

not you

oh

what

before ze vegan femoid nuking?

it was older accounts

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1493/76/1493765733779.jpg

that got banned

i see 2 banjods now

it's my third account <:why:638779720015675405>

discord still haven't answered my email

piece of shit company

imagine only swimming and eating

you'd get cramps

forever

no

you'd be a shark

so no cramps

i'm gonna keep sending them mails if they don't answer

sharklet

like new tickets

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1490/71/1490713567878.jpg

sharks would never attack a human

they're just misunderstood

and it's probably the human's fault

Boomer girl has too upturned a nose

in fact they're more scared of you than you are of them

Shark Lives Matter

there's only been like 50 shark attacks in europe

in the past 200 years

or something

it's at least not more than 1 in the mediterranean a year

wait

this is competley wrong

lol

but it's true for the rate in the mediterranean

I've also heard sharks attack less in clear waters

Now post Muslim attacks since 1900

should be muslim terror attempts

fk sharks

retarded animal

"unprovoked"

chad Croatian eating great white

sharks are better than humans

sharks piss through their skin iirc

partly

have fun eating piss fish

pissy fish

fish are constantly expelling water from various orifices

i was gonna say like yo mama

but decided against it

🤔

I just watched pic related, I'm from a landlocked country, so I have no idea how realistic was this movie. 

What are the chances you'll be bitten by a shark if you swim in the ocean?
Do people really just go surfing without fearing for their lives?
How dangerous is it to enter the shallow waters?
What are some measures you guys take to keep yourselves safe in the ocean?

lol

these posts are great 😆

it's genuinely dangerous in the pacific tho

I think

I'm just imagining this Romanian or something

and he's like "holy shit sharks exist"

"are they like in the movies?"

O

mmm

I'm gonna eat 7k calories over 16 meals?

no

that 30 year taste

guaranteed

im drunk bros

B U T

I watched some people eat rations from second world war

etc

fully eatable

editable

i havent written to my crush OR my ex

be proud of me boys

girls don't exist

don't worry about them

i rejected a girl today again lmao

romania isn't landlocked

I had to say it

im monogamous as shit

yes im bragging

Bros like

my best friend was flirting her

and she kept just staring at me

but i already got a crush

I would have 👍🏿

when she stared

she got nice milkers tho

so does yo mama

i went to the bathroom and was like

"hey blanc it is gonna be good for you just make out all good"
but nah, didnt feel like it in the end

like maybe if it doesnt work out with mrs crush

it would be like

idk

im just drunk

I don't get why people just do shit like that

"just make out"

wtf is wrong with you dawg

no restraint

to that point

it's just weird

do you have autism?

idk i usually get kissed instead of kiss, and i just go along

girls get impatient sometimes i guess

im naturally flirty

I konw

you've been all over me

yes ive been handsome, howd you notice my love?

well

you keep talking to me

about kissing

no homo

there we go

bro it would just be a brotherly kiss

and maybe a brotherly blowjob tops

<:uwu:639943333807915008>

wtf im talking about

lmao im way too fucked up

I told you

and still remained faithful to a girl im not even in a relationship

Its da mutt genes

wtf

it confuses

well bros

im in love

did u speak to the man

let me yell that to the sky

which man

the man

im not gay wtf

ur such a confused

>speaks about femoid

i like a wonderful pretty girl

>what ya mean the man

i wonder what man has special relation to femoid

maybe it starts with f

noooooo

fa

fat

not the heckin sharkerinos

fath

<:angrysoy:660033157931991041>

fathe

hmm somethings missing

oh

noooo the rrrrrrinos

my girl's father

not yet

yes u homosexual