I said this the whole time

i need a role

Everyone keeps denying

catch up on your JFG.world lore smh

Wtf

i'll make you a party in the juvenile detention center

I thought he was 15
And 14 just sounds more ridiculous

14.9

stfu

Stretch we should institute a new rule.

nice doxx

Nick has 07 in his username

what rule?

Bruh Nick was probably 13 when I first interacted with him

He's 22

@Hector yea 5'11

12

I'll take it under consideration

feel awkward to be more than twice your age,oof

If you want to ascend to high roles you need to answer a test on JFG lore.

hmm, good rule

@Leaf when did we interact

Idk

Gen x and boomers are short

Shit so

Like where is Chris currently?

Lul

Shit genes

i thought he was 16

@Medman you are 5'11". BS, my brother turned 16 last month and is 5'10". How tall is your father and mother?

You were actually born in 2007 LOL

Nick has been here for atleast a year so he was 13 at the start

There needs to be a JFG wiki

jesus in 2007 i was already done with highschool

nah

@Hector it's not bs

Chris is currently backlogged in his Borreby skull measurements

he better be the only underage person in here

ffs

How many cm are you?

he has a lot to get through before the winter starts

Nick u shouldnt be having gfs if ur 14

no hes not the only one

i think angry is 15

idk i think like 180 or sumn

Chris is 17

in 2007 I was off dying for israel

Chris is the Madison Grant of our time

Angry is 17

i get told im 5'11 and im taller than average soo

how are there kids here?

All these youngins

i ded

So racist

if you don't know how tall you are, do not claim a height.

As soon as he has sperm coming out of his dick he should inseminate the females

@M'beke i already had gfs

Make me so proud ☺

since i was 12

Canuck is 69

Lmao

R-typer nibba

nice.

I miss Beady

I'm 20cm

First Minecraft gf at age 12, nice

@Deleted User i was under the impression you were more like 35

@Hector i claim 180 usually

and that's 5'11

if im not mistaken

You can smell blacks in cities

yes

so im 5'11 <:basedmama:396156349676781569>

@Medman confirmed for manlet

they don't sweat, they secrete oil

Traces of Chris have been spotted in Stockholm

i get told im 5'11 anyways so like idc nibba u just jealous

That is 5'10", nibba

@The Eternal Swede le n*rdcuck

Cities destroy your psyche

no it ain't

And you are 14. Did you hit puberty yet?

it's 5'11 <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

180cm is not 5ft 10

Atleast cities in America

183 is 6 ft so it makes sense

I just plugged it into a calculator, nibba

Nick is 5'8 lol

yea no shit i hit puberty

Not all of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O5kNPlUV7w

At least you can ask your parents for platform shoes for christmas

big cities? metro areas? i feel like townships of ~20k are the best balance

I round down, don't wanna intimidate innit @J-P

nick do u produce coom yet?

Nick do you have a Hispanic accent?

Are you a nonce

@Deleted User understandable

Asking a kid if he cums

Aen stop

Pedo hours

yo baste angloid

>hit puberty
>is 5'11"
>can't convert cm to ft in
>is 14
This is not adding up.

@Medman how tall are your parents?

2.5 cm / in

Hello romano brit

why are u so interested

wtf

lanklet genes

dutch are mutants really

yea i see kids be 6'1 at near 15 or 15

I was probably ~5'10" at 14, it's not that farfetched

You might be spreading misinformation.

look at wesker,6.9

@Alien Strasserist no i don't <:wojack:396042478530330624>

I was like 5'6 when I was 14 lol

@Hector im tall m8 just deal with it

(((NYC)))

Everyone tells me I'm tall, but I don't really think of myself as tall

@Medman I do not believe it. It is highly likely you are lying.

i will be 6'1 hopefully when im 18 <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

nick did u get a victory royale

todaay

its cause ur a fucking manlet that's why

Your soul starts to wither and die

You might get more than that even

@M'beke no what are u on

I'm 6'1

fortnote

how difficult is it to cut granite into big blocks to make a house? is it work the effort?

The average Italian adult is 5'9".

And he's only a quarter med
I think

Meds

<:varg:552804477590044674>

He is almost half med. He said like 40%.

ouch

maybe he can help me build a granite house, meds are great at building

Super Mario style

im 40% italian then like 5% spaniard or so

hey Castiza, you're back

Italian immigrants were actually renowned builders in America

*blushes* teehee

Why are all the mods larping as discord thots

who says theyre larping

I'm probably about 40% Irish and I Iook like a Mick

israel also borders the Mediterranean sea...

so...who's a med in here now?

https://tenor.com/view/no-u-keanu-reeves-got-it-gif-14479787

What's her ethnic makeup?

im 1/4 nordic, 1/4 celtic, 2/4 med

It's Halloween
We're going as e-girls this year

Nice

I'm not

I think its silly

I'm going as my own ugly ass

Who is this catiza?

@TheUserNameofPeace Italian and Lithuanian

<:autistic:435640902224969729>

I'm basically half Irish half Scots-Irish

>.>

yeah, unfortuantely it looks like there has only been 2 girls on this server, so the costumes are limited

im gonna ask the girl if she wants to do halloween and if she does she's gonna be locked in my basement for the rest of her life 😎 😎

you're already e-girls to us

unless you count spqr

Nah I can think of a few more e girls

she not a thot though

There's like 5 or 6

Although they dont come on much anymore

Probably because of sexual harassment from Al and Markomann

Does Holy count?

I thought about dressing up at work, but I dont really feel like going to the trouble.

Just put on a duck bill @fuguer

The Duckfather

why even celebrate halloween

just wear a siege mask, i picked one up

go to work as trnasgendered

and get a raise

get a siege mask yeeeess

Halloween is actually my favorite holiday for my kids

I'm sure that would go ever well in your place of work duck

i should get a siege mask and wear it constantly

cause y not fool

Is talking about gassing banned?

yeah, my kids love it too, they get really excited

https://twitter.com/OpenSecretsDC/status/1188927367760224257

What better holiday, you teach kids if they're brave and go up to that spooky mummy they get rewarded with candy

Face your fears

@Medman Get some platforms and go as a chad

I work on Halloween. Should I wear a SIEGE mask to work?

YES

Go as big seige

Fat suit

@The Eternal Swede u mean like platforms

i mean

girl platforms

sorry smol brain moment

<:kekboi:417880491182653450>

the siege meme is banned? shit we really live in 2019

im sad now

fuguer ***IS*** Big Siege

No you said fword

Big Siege is a tankie

no

that's Large Marx

Tankies are based

Karl Farts

read siege figlet

my money is on big siege

Large Marx reminds me of Jason unruhe

Fuck I was too late

Damnit you're not the real Castiza

ah shit boi

sniff

Why is Large Marx wearing a shirt encouraging us to recycle Nazism?

yo

That would be pretty rad fight

obese antifa

Unruhe isn't really very fat though.

mobility scooters

is this real or a meme?

https://youtu.be/C7vvPXz-Qes

i almost cant believe its real

where fascism is like... dieting or something

Real

but maybe the left is so anti-ableist they see debilitating obesity as a virtue

Fucking fat people

eh fat people are fine

but being proud of fat is too much

Send them to WORKout camps in minecraft

See how fat they are then

i get fat easy if i dont work out

yeah, it should not be encouraged

im never proud of it

Moderately fat men are apparently the highest earners.

They all cower before him

they probably are, because i gained weight at my job working 14 hours days and got a promotion

I've always struggled with weight too, it sucks

imagine if they were *hypothetically* rendered down...
how many oil lamps could they fill?

Sometimes I go on dates with fat girls I meet online and ask them to walk around with me lol

its hard to exercise when you're working your ass off

mesomorphic body style

They're always huffing and puffing half way through

Lmao @Leaf

bruh