fag man

I’m Bout to N.U.T

N.otice a pattern of zionist controlled media

U.ndermine Israeli Zionism

T.ry to save my people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpIt6STOMHg

fag man

fag man

was the sweat good

i missed it

Is it ever?

it isn't the same without paul

It isn't the same without the full hps skwad

Dino stamotopalos is based

High school USA had a joke about the jews/asians relationship

nice haircut man!

i'd cum in her hair and not tell her

😳

I d tell her and help her clean so I'll be the hero she dates

cuck the slump king

that's my wife fellas, let's watch it

becoming a feminist ironically

whats going on with shawn

shawn's gf is divorcing him and took the wiiU

broooo

ouch

oof

huh

huh *said in a mocking voice*

women are smarter than men

women are the master race

the male brain is afemale brain ruined by testostrone

men r basicaly cavemen and women shuld run everything

ecause that always works out great

Doge new alt right hate symbol

no

doge isnt gay

But he is brown

I bet she tastes like sugar and milk

N

A

E

N

A

E

@DavidTheSlumpGod nigga why are you up rn

hes dutch

like me

@Deleted User

based on his posting it looks like he got like 4 hours of sleep lol

oh lawl

uhh 3 hours but the energy drinks have not worn off

bruh

Bruh

Ive taken about five shits this morning

I want to go buy energy drinks but I don’t want to leave my house

WERES MY WIFE

neet gf that you have to force and buy energy drinks and laugh as she cannot handle the outside world

shawn is in wojak mode

whats going on with shawn

he's in wojak mode

oh ok

🐶

wojak style

https://twitter.com/uCatholic/status/1086667153435230213

shut up gay wad

https://youtu.be/GFxOUNacpu8

man faking a profile is the gayest thing on the internet

this guy looks like hes always smelling something stinky

makes me cringe everytime

tf is wicca phase springs eternal

a dim goon

That song was like

The gayest MySpace music turned into the gayest SoundCloud music

Big Hungus
Big Hungus

This is a message from the emergency alert system

This is not a test

the President of the United Staes, Donald John Trump

has been impeached

taking his place will be Jeff Bezos

NNNNOOOO

Women are equal and deserve respect
https://i.imgur.com/k69oMtg.mp4

White male privilege taken down a peg

Peg taken down by a white male

Brb respecting women

https://i.imgur.com/HObQhDE.mp4

i dont understand what's going on in that first mp4

some blaq lady destroying a snowman?

Frosty must've been fuckin around

hmm

sheeit

gimmie my money, hoe

Don't worry it's Bezos when he looked like this

Amazing what 12 figures does to you huh

Yeah buys a lot of roids

Buys a frickin adamantium body

🤔🤔

He keep hgh enriched manwich in a stealth slowdrip iv

Looks like he was consumed by a parasitic alien symbiote

That reminds me I still need to watch venom

Friend recommended it and I was like ehhhhhh

But he showed a bit of it and looks ok for cape popcorn flick other than some goofy camera shaking

Those tyep of stories only work when they dark

OK I memed myself into hunger

Def not gonna be manwich tho gtfoh

GGGGGGGWWWWAAAAAAWWWWWWW

I

have

a

SMALL

DICK

what if obama had a flat top

what if trump had a wave

I think I might have made my bed too comfortable.

What if trump had a weave

https://youtu.be/RDdlYKTgX00

>woman at church asks my friend if I was single
>tells him this other girl at the church who is older than me by a few years wants me to talk to her
>am immediately mad and frustrated and feel pressured because a woman I'm not interested in is talking to people about me and now I feel pressured and obligated to deal with this despite it likely not being the truth
haha I should just go ahead and kermit suicide immediately

not incel but clearly brain damaged

💯

Why is she older and single

Big questions

i don't know, I've talked to her maybe for a total of 3 seconds

perhaps she's actually a real Christian and she's been surrounded by degenerate shit and just avoided it

WHO KNOWS BUT AAAAAAAAA

the thought of dealing with this is sending me into an autism fit

Yeah man this is some unproductive distraction shit

You were given no information

Yo fuck

This one is so fucking bassy

https://youtu.be/WnjOuXoBGhE

"this other woman wants you to talk to her"

Great. About what.

Have your fit and get it out before you see any of these people again

Otherwise you'll just be sour

well, it's at church so i'll see them again tomorrow

saw them last night, saw them today, will see them again

just

Yeah exactly, have a shower rage

Idk, I'm not used to normal human interactions so I'm having a hard time knowing what to do

she's probably fine but i just am not attracted to the woman

and so, i'd rather not get anything going that I would IMMEDIATELY be trying to end

How fat

she's not fat

just, I don't think she's attractive

😵

I just don't like that kinda person going around talking to a bunch of others telling them like

Sometimes it be that way

"HEY I LIKE THIS GUY NO ONE TALK TO HIM UNLESS YOURE DOING IT FOR ME"

Yeah ikr

It's part passive aggressive and "i'm going to use other people to get what I want without doing anything myself"

well

I also am terrible at starting conversation so I get it

and

if it were ANY of the other women I'd be down

Maybe it's not deep and she's just as shy and tism affected as you

yeah

I think it's just that I don't want to deal with this at all

like, any other woman there sure yeah ez no problem

Def an awkward situation, I know why you salty about it. The part about being ambushed yeah?

Like you didn't have to think about any of this shit earlier and now you do, and it all unnecessary

yeah, and knowledge that people are talking about you behind your back and now there's some like

general social expectation

that I didn't ask for nor want

Yeah MYOB applies

No No Anypussy

lol

just wish the tism would calm down

IF THE Q T BLONDE GIRL FROM CHURCH DID THIS

IT WOULD NOT BE AN ISSUE AT ALL

just a whiff ma'am

this is running on empty cooch review

just get a minecraft gf

Few things make me angry but one of the big ones is faggy white guys singing like RnB black guys on the radio

these niggas is r kelly.....trapped in the closet!!!!!!

"Y'all tryina make me forget where I come from an my mama ain't like you"

-Justin Bieber

remember that like 5 or 6 year period where the funniest thing you could do was call justin bieber gay

bro i disliked the baby video on youtube haha

At work I have to listen to this man sing like he's black and tell a story about how he "be growin up drinkin dat burnin likka n smokin wit ma bois n ma wumman"

How is the radio real

jamie pull up justin's beaver by rucka rucka ali

he looks like he eats wendy’s 4 times a week

yeah that's what i'm talkin about

This dude is famous and on the radio @buttsguytbhfam

like top 40

how is radio real

i don’t listen to the radio so no idea who that is

I have to at work

he looks like the emo kid from horton hears a who

I keep putting it on the oldies and some fag keeps changing it

You need to get a boom box in there and blast some dad rock

BAD COMPANY
AND I CAN'T DENY

LOOKADIS FODAGRAV

Just blast Donnie and Marie to own everyone especially yourself

Oldies station kinda sucks too but sometimes they'll spring the extra 11 cents to play something cool

Paul Simon or steely dan or something by prince besides 1999

back in my day we popped a quarter in the jukebox and played some foreigner

foreigner is turrble

you’re hot blooded

check it and see

I can't I have double vision

who set this thing to head games

when you're...cold as ice

"Classic, total classic...aah my my throat it's stiffening"

I hate women

so much

god damn

Ukuleles

>ukuleles

"Because those are lover boy lyrics and they are terrible"

Yeah somehow they warranted their own category on the top row

I kinda hate almost all classic rock

above drums

it’s 2011 and you’re playing nevershoutnever on a ukulele to get some scene bitch poon

bitches turn into niagara falls if you play the royalty free ukulele from every kickstarter pitch video

I CLICKED ON IT AND NOW I AM ANGRIER

actually I'm playing some obscure stuff on it to get zero poon but a lot of money from strangers on the street in a little guitar case

if it's 2011

I HATE WHAT ART HOES DID TO BANJOS

This is appropriation

It wasn't just art hoes it was soylent gobblers too

so we just gonna ignore that preview image is an acoustic guitar

It's a baritone uke @a dim goon

fuck!!!!!

gotteeeem

owned again

*pulls $60 ukelele out of leather bag*

you'll all fucking pay for this

The only ones who aren't southern who ill let slide with the banjo are the music tapes

oh and Show Me the Body