https://twitter.com/imarealsicko/status/1070436093898711040?s=19

https://www.npr.org/2018/12/05/673680575/student-arrested-for-protesting-universitys-plan-to-return-a-confederate-statue

stunning and brave

>has been arrested and charged with inciting a riot and assaulting a police officer.

that last one is kinda based tbh

thinking about starting a fiverr

what should i do on it?

OH NO

You have any performance skills? @ßcuzzy

No

Well shit

That’s kinda sorta the point of fiver

I mean, I could get in front of a camera and say stuff

like

"Happy Birthday"

or

"Nigger"

do you have a nice voice maybe?

Not particularly

ok

Do you rap? You do have “Lil” in your name

No but I can do a freestyle that just turns into me threatening to piss on those around me

“I’ll threaten to piss on anyone you want”

THATS GENIUS

I don’t know how we’ll fiver takes to threats

So maybe don’t phrase it like that

but it’d be pretty novel to say that you’ll pee on someone

Maybe even spray water on a picture of someone while you do it

Again, read their TOS to see if it’s kosher

>shawn’s snap story
lmao

https://twitter.com/CumTownRecords/status/1070465048798216192

@ßcuzzy you probably shouldn't post that if you're gonna post videos on there

nice self dox

my opinion on gay marriage? listen. I don't give a FUCK what 2 men do in the privacy of their bedroom, I don't care if he takes it up the ass or if he's a top of bottom, I don't care if he likes sucking dick, I don't care if we all get aids, I don't care if dykes beat each other to death, I don't give a shit if you rape, I don't give a shit if you traffick and sell drugs, I don't care if u are Jamal and u fuck my wife, I don't care if MY KIDS WILL END UP FUCKING BLACK TRANS MEN, as long as you love AMERICA and THE CONSTITUTION and TRUMP you are FINE WITH ME

lilkidneyfailur is basically this guy’s home address

https://twitter.com/daedalusanimus/status/1070505622829969408

hey nice nozomi avatar dude

but ya get a big yikes for posting animeright stuff tbh

QUEER

what a fag

gay and cringe

anime right

more like anime rope

^

wow those hypocritical l*berals, at it again.......

wtf

guess the libtards were the real racists..........

^

DING DING DING

UPBOATS TO THE LEFT XD

when i was a kid in elementary school all the other students would mock me for my big smelly feet and call me sasquartch

"actually 18"

GUYS

hit or miss?

fellas i've been feeling pretty dehydrated lately iykwim

dude

try drinking water

helped me out

you don't know what I mean

oo

drink water and train

I do both of those things you goob

i don't think you can hydrate off of covfefe but i'll be damned if i'm not gonna try

getting desperate for a nice date

not literally thirsty

huh?

just drink water lmao

True

just drink unfiltered tap

Those feelings will go away

out of a water bottle

gotta shake it up first

ive watched people refill a poland spring bottle with tap

My gf

https://twitter.com/imarealsicko/status/1070531487085273088

favorite tweet this year

How did they time travel amd film hibris and his gf in 25 years

certain things can only be acommplished if u dont cum

powered up an old phone haven't touched in a year and i've got Lucas tweets on this tl 😳

fellas is smash bros red pilled? 77 characters and not a single one is black

no because it has wom*n

looool original joke

yikes...

racism really?

so they added women for you to beat up and somehow thats not based?

@Deleted User that's where you're wrong sweaty 💅

sorry, went to far there,

Yeah & it doesn't get much more black than wario

@Joe the boomer u catch out strem today boomer

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Pokimane is white

its true

Oh no! My make-believe girlfriend and my imaginary friend!

Shawn no gf posting when he has a gf is just mean

sweats tomorrow right

sweats cancelled, shawn got a gf

Sean having a gf is worse than 9/11

'

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1070468543538479104?s=19

Beardson is done

Tbh everyone who bought that game should be beaten

bethesda support confirmed alt-right

https://imgur.com/gallery/MyPX8xN

https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/local/crime/article222636195.html lol'n

I'm going to be mad if all Twitter beef isnt settled through 'new' Smash.

I want to flawlessly three stock the demon Richard Spencer with Richter Belmont.

Still thinking about this

Still thinking about this

still thinking about this

Still thinking about this

mmmm...

what an absolute unit

still thinking about this

https://twitter.com/zootopiabot/status/1070667664719273984?s=19

👐

lmao tanners thinks yungpec is shawn

even tho he's clearly lucas

tanners thinks his irish
even tho he's clearly from alabama

Imagine being such a deformed mongrel you aspire to be an anglo

celt

irish are iberian, anglos are germanic

imagine being such a BITCH you aren't HYPED for CHILDRENS FIGHTING GAMES

SMASH ULTIMATE RELEASE

TONIGHT

very glad that ppl here are actually interested in the new game and not just huddling over a copy of melee and sperming onto it

I mean

you can play all the games at all times

there is never a time in which you don't play smash

unless you're some kind of Philistine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1H0EG78xH0

THIS IS ALL IM JAMMING TO TODAY

funi monky sog

I'm very sick of melee. On account of a friend I had who would exclusively play that game whenever I came over. It got me to recently play the N64 game and that one is actually cooler than ppl say it is.

n64 is basically "pikachu, kirby, and yoshi" and some trash idiot other guys

Smash 4 is poopy

wow

Imo

SPACECEL DISRESPECTS LITTLE MACM AINS

64 is not good, controls unresponsive and frame rate hurts my modern eyes

brawl is good if you like retarded characters like dedede which i do so it's great

That is true

DEE DEE DEE

If you only like melee because you are a true gamer, that is probably not it chief

I fulfill my ISIS fantasies by playing snake and blowing people up

Remember when video games weren't gay esports

And were fun

I liked Brawl when it first came out. I was very excited for it and thought SSE was kewl. Then I read online a bunch of ppl trashing it. And like wtf. It has Snake and Sonic. That owns

FUCK E SPORTS

I just wanna play games and chill with my homies

Esports is as diasterous for games as female streamers send tweet

I just wanna call my friends gay for doing cheap bullshit in smash

And then

Immediately follow up with gay bullshit

If u do that today they will call u a scrub for not reading the doc that tells u u get a .5 frame boost doing that gay shit and btfo u for not finding the esoteric comp guide

fuck smash and fighting games. I'm gonna beat ppl up irl. I'm playing as Wario btw, gonna fart on w_men when I go outside

Jejune is just mad he doesn't have any BROS to play smash with

i don't get why so many people like smash, like it's a great party game but other than that its kinds shit

I have zero friends

the advent of the "I go to the subreddit and read all the tech guides but I'm still shit at the game" makes me very angry

^

THIS

THISSSSSSS

retweet

Yeah well just get friends

I had a friend like that and he was that bullshit and all other kinds of terrible reddit crap that if I ever see dat nigga again I'mma throw hands

why play smash with my friends if we can just watch the Sweat together

browsing reddit is the digital equivalent of injecting receipts into your bloodstream

just get friends you whiny fags lol

imagine being so gay you don’t like smash

>b-but people like to look into tech skills with it!
nigga shut up fag

dude

just play a character and spam gay shit

and be hilarious

here's how you play smash

join a four man melee

go dedede

down tilt so you are posing

Anyone comes near you, Up+B

immediately go back to down tilt

he looks so comfy I want to be like him

just be annoying and gay and it's great

wort wort wort wort
shuu shuu shuu shuu

was the hoo ha of its day

my wifes boyfriend smashed my head into a wall because i spammed fox's side B

ha ha I bet he felt really stupid getting epically owned by a gentleman gamer like yourself

a lot of fun is gonna be had in this game lads

who here played FighterZ

I have been doin that on and off

I was playin that with the homies

favorite thing to do

get you both down to last character, last sliver of life

and beam spam

maximum homosexuality

yeah, none of my bros like DBZ so they won't play

so i go online and get my dick kicked in by assholes who think mega combos are the best

ugh

THOSE nerds

well, it's my fault, I KNOW what I'm getting into

I just think

maybe it'll be different this time

breh we all do

https://twitter.com/LonerWithBoners/status/1070545363604525059

i lold

Never fucking eating bdubs again. All fucking morning I've had orange soft serv coming out of my ass. I've made three trips to the fucking bathroom and I haven't even had coffee. My ass is thinking it opened a franchise location to orange leaf and its just been going off. fuck you buffalo wild wings.

Never fucking eating bdubs again. All fucking morning I've had orange soft serv coming out of my ass. I've made three trips to the fucking bathroom and I haven't even had coffee. My ass is thinking it opened a franchise location to orange leaf and its just been going off. fuck you buffalo wild wings.

Does it taste the same going out as it did coming in

wtf dude

what even is edubs, is this an american fast food place?

its a wings chain

made famous my infamous blackpilled funny man faceberg with his genius "beer wings sports mindset" bit

I see... I don't go to those places so I would never know. Thanks for informing me, though!

its a ripoff anyway

thank groyper it’s thursday

man

the polish might be as retarded as anglos

euroland is truly cursed

what happened now?

some polish retard is trying to own beardson

*sigh* when will they learn?

this is the power of 100 iq

The poles don't have any busty beautiful Israeli women so yeah they're fuckin retarded

and access to a twitter account

I follow the BBI

bruh don't scare me, I thought like something bad actually happened in the country or something

its just the same tired arguments I heard back in 2015, its euro-cope that they live where they do

as someone who owns a galil and follows many Israeil models on instagram

I can assure you no one loves the Jewish people more than me

OPEN UP ITS THE BBI FBI I NEED TO SEE IF YOURE LEGALLY BUSTY ENOUGH

>Israelis hiding non-busty but still beautiful Israeli girls in the attic to protect them from the NNGP BBI FBI

ye that whole argument was hilarious

>UR KIDS ARE GONNA GET RAPED CUS U DONT POST CULTURE OF CRITIQUE STICKERS

maybe the whole wignat thing was a psyop