its all so tiresome

> Today, an estimated 1 in 2 sexually active Americans will contract an STD by the time they turn 25

secks havers.......hold this L

Hot yoga is how I meet cute sweaty females

This is it

can someone post shawn with the asuka pillow

nvm

based

iconic

thats real love

Fornicators eternay holding the L

I wanna do some sex but I don't want my dick to fall off based on a coin toss

Just don't

I don't fuck outside of committed loving relationship anyway & that ain't happening again

sex is a psyop it doesn't even real

if committed loving relationship doesn't exclusively mean marriage you can expect a bag of my stool arriving in the mail by tomorrow

No I'll join in

I wanna be the shoe!

mummy pwease i wanna be da car i don't wanna be da shoe

when cousin fred takes the hat and you have to be the thimble

Fred u sly ass nigga

The thimble is the best piece though

It always wins

Boat gang

Fuck u poor bitches

it's not about winning it's about having the coolest piece

@a dim goon sweats on

your face haha lol

yea i just got off le treadmill

a fat fucking bunny

RUINING YER GAYNS WITH CARDIO

Whats goin on bigguy

he sensed that joke coming

niggas who say cardio is gay b huffin n puffin when they take the stairs

so he had to work up a sweat

Lol

to make it funnier

I did rowing

when you lift 100s of pounds of weight on a bar but can't even walk up the stairs

That is more epiccer

I bike every day

just lift your foot really hard and do a big super mario leap over the stairs

around campus, sure, but it’s still cardio

I cycle 6 days

1. get strong enough to lift a little more than your bodyweight
2. sit in chair
3. lift chair
4. fly

Only to school tho dab

troll physics!

Lolololololol

pro-tip: use magnets

I can’t believe I used to read troll physics comics

teebeehaich they're funnier than wojak edit #428

If you jump from somewhere really high while in a chair and get off the chair at the last second you will be perfectly safe. It works, trust me

kinda miss the guy who would go around showing off how he could do the troll face

(it was me!)

haha

remember when it used to be called coolface :^)

Awkward!!!!!

https://twitter.com/Bigbadwolfhuff/status/1058510123642089474

getting quote tweeted again

beardson make a smash channel

I stretch my arms after lifts sometimes by sitting in a chair and pulling on the lip lol

a slingshot myself across the room via my arms like stretch armstrong

https://www.psu.com/news/a-racist-child-abuser-invaded-fallout-76-last-night/ sounds kinda based tbh

^today in jewish stories that never happened

What are yall drinking for the Sweat. I got some Bulleit Bourbon.

What a cum show

Fallout 76 gay

im gonna have a root beer because alcohol is the tonic of the devil

what kind of root beer tho?

im already drunk so just water with bubbles

pee pee

@wyatt you are not wrong

I wanted to shit

But now im in bed

same

@Jejune uh i forget but its the glass bottled real nigga kind

playing Super Castlevania till the sweat comes on

i wanted to shit

so now i'm in bed

That sounds like the good kind

ya its the good kind that gives you nasty as fuck reflux

shits bomb

I like A&W root beer but that's the only soda I ever drink

when this nibba starting the stream

*nibbas

Boots Beverage root beer is really good but I don't know where they sell it outside of New Mexico and Texas

currently sipping an ice cold can of Bang's Root Beer

Oh man I used to drink those a lot back in the day

"bangs"

I remember when my dear old granny would give me one when I visited

love that memem

I used to get Bun­da­berg

stewart's cream soda or nothin baybeeeee

Love me some Bang's root beer

when you drink Bang's Root Beer

https://humandefense.com/fda-mice/

literal unironic demons

GIV ME SWEAT

MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME SWEAT
IF YOU DON'T I'LL KILL OUR PET

ON FIRE IT WILL BE SET

MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE GIV SWEAT

Gn

MOMMY MOMMY SWEAT RIGHT NOW
GIVE IT QUICK YOU LAZY SOW

ive been up for the past hour reading old /v/ sims thread archives waiting for the sweat

boutta snap

I'm on level 3 in castlevania 4

I know nothing about anything i need to be education by the weakley sweat

is that ps4 castlevania remaster out now

No I'm playing the SNES version on my Wii (modded)

baste

swallowing some gorilla mind with bangs root beer!

https://twitter.com/BasedIncel/status/1058537141553238016

Not playing it on the snes

with the dogbone controller

I like the Classic Controller. It's just the dogbone with dual analog, two sets of triggers and grips. t is v nice

psjht

Bah

Feh

When is sweat

soon

What Castlevania remaster

https://twitter.com/BasedIncel/status/1058537141553238016 @Steve Sailer Moon

Didn't they do Rondo and Symphony of the night

podcast time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDxCXG2wUvw

@a dim goon

BEARDSON STATUS: HAPPILY MARRIED

for real this time

thanks vrother

second best thing for preventing child molesters from raping kids: giving them porn

best method and the only thing worth considering: a bullet to the head

mm bangs root beer

pro tip: if you dont have any piss bottles you can use your used bangs root beer cans

i prefer emptying my bladder into a teapot and serving it to my newfound friend (jojo's bizarre adventure reference for you anime watchers)

Wow, this mans been watching part 5!

dang the guest lineup today

NIGGOLAS JEW FAGUENTES

NICK AND FORNEY

Sweat is great tonight

poggers

off to go drink cya i'll watch the gumroad i guess

nobody asked retard!!!!!

@a dim goon should i do coke

coke is bad drug

i do coke everyday

really need the pick me up in the mornings

nobody asked retard!!!!!!

Service industry squad lmao

fugg

i wanna hear matt forney hitch hiking stories

listening to the sweat at 1.5 speed cuz my brain is huge

Shawn is so wasted he almost sounds smart for once 😂😂😂😂

😂

😂😂

😂

😂

😂

😂😂

😂

NICK JOAQUIN FUENTES

Sweat is cancelled

beardson mercilessly beats his wife every night and has a better marital relationship than mcrumps

So what is Shawn trying to say about the Pittsburgh shooting?

It's a false flag?

bazinga

look at lokis profile

@LokiJulianus on twitter lol if u want conspiracy

is there a show tonight?

yeah its on

its rly good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDxCXG2wUvw

@everyone for anyone who missed it

lol thanks

damn night of the demons part 2 goin on rn

holy crap

I gotta watch it

Is the sweat on or something

@Deleted User https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDxCXG2wUvw

i love eggy

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/robert-bowers-onedingo.49350/

weird stuff

😂

https://twitter.com/BasedIncel/status/1058561221782315009

egg is killing it

is paul town actually going to jail?

eggy is always lit

Rip paul

650 viewers

best stream in weeks

why does my ball sweat smell like mustard?

😳

absolutely holy sweat

whys the discord so dead during super epic sweat

Baked alaska is so fucking epic

oh the satanist is back epic

BA sucks

braaaaap

epic

he will try to catch another pillar to recover, but he owns himself

Shut up that singing was beautiful

maga

this sweat is epic

stacked stream

OwO Wuts this?

This is history in the making

please fucking no

whoever has that

destroy their computer

for humanity

Would be really cool to see a female president in the US.

oh

I returned to call you guys a bunch of nerds

whyd u leave

wtf

you returned for a good stream

also this show is great

lol

idk man, sometimes you gotta take a break

fair

while it's a good discord

sometimes you gotta take a breather

get some positivity somewhere

can't all be memes and brutal honesty

still love you all

we need a church channel

did naph ever come back

no