My priest literally makes sermons talking about the end of our civilization. Really dislike you have to be lucky to have a good mass.

problem is the schisming and the loose order of importance, physical before the spiritual

I also have slowly hated contemporary worship music

cath mass is generally piano and a small choir of moms and old guys @a dim goon

at least play it properly

"praise and worship" music is a meme

They hardly even do hymns anymore

when the female pastor starts twerking #JustProtThings

Makes me sad

50 year old dentist or doctor who plays his $5000 guitar at church while living out rockstar fantasies

I feel like God is calling me to the Catholic church

But its gonna be tough with my family

my mom keeps getting on my back about getting confirmed but i don't have the heart to tell her i don't want to join that fucking circus

if your church hymns aren't mostly just the voices of old people who can't sing, get out

Being baptized is based

https://youtu.be/Qnn14LcNguk

SHILL TIME
JEW THE JEWMER HERE

Struggle is the core of the faith. Maintaining trust and prayer rewards all of the pain. No matter how silly or personal or fucked up life gets, God is there looking out and guiding you.

one way or another, God provides

the only thing that makes prot services tolerable is the thought that i'm still worshipping God there

Yeah

you're worshipping a foldout table and a big metal letter T

you're right b ut you shouldn't say it

if i wasn't catholic, i would have been a non-denominational because they have the nicest people. but the catholic church is most correct

I just remembered the non-denom church at my college would defoo people

dominican church is like cath putting on a backwards hat over the nun's habit

I cant stand the rock concert at church thing

that's prot shit

The people are really nice tho

Methodists are the worst tbh

at the last church i went to the offering of peace often included hugging

@Deleted User did you make this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqEuU2pU4AAFqQk.jpg:large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqEuU2pU4AAFqQk.jpg:large

the unitarian church down the way was advertising a "faith and gender identity" sermon a few months back

i think women like the rock music worship shit because they're hyper-emotive and pop/rock is good a manipulating emotion. so they think they *feel* God more

lol

an acoustic guitar doesn't belong within a 3 mile radius of a church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeqEuuAhbYY

I can overlook it on christmas @a dim goon

Most churches are just social clubs at this point tbh

that was the function in america

so many have lost connection with the spiritual

>church signs that say shit like "Have YOU swiped right on GOD?"

certain types of christian sects weren't meant to be very spiritual

communities were formed via prot schisming, churches became the town hub, less about faith and more about creating social connections

anglican church was founded just so the king of england could get a divorce lmao

calvinist shit

percussive instruments, including guitar and piano, don't belong in mass. just as musical instruments, they aren't as harmonious with others. organs, flutes, and voice are ideal

I know a guy who plays bass gutair at a prot church and hes fucked like 7 different girls

So much for living a chaste life

yeah he plays the bass

you think you can do that and not get puss

True

hahah whaaaaaaat

remember when the english king basically robbed thousands of churches and monasteries for money

no

haha

👀

yeah everyone's always trying to get with the bass player

>bass
>fucked 7 girls
bull shit

bass players are always the least recognizable from a band but always get the most poosy

so true

i was joking

playing the bass is easy af too

I am a drummer so I just get daddy issue girls thrown at me

what women crave, is a solid rhythmn line that accents the guitar and vocals

like you just play the same line over and over

@Deleted User when someone says this i know their band is trash

a monkey could play the bass

AHHHHHHHHHH

STOP

👏 THIS 👏 SHIT 👏 WON'T 👏 MAKE 👏 YOUNG 👏 PEOPLE 👏 COME 👏 TO 👏 CHURCH👏

>>>>>>>BAPTISTS

alright fellas the next time i visit my mom's house I will take a photo of this church i pass on the bus ride there

here was the unitarians

What's missing from "ch ch"

u r

there is a church we pass on that bus ride

@B|ack|ce AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and it's

@PCENGINEDUO 90% of music doesn't have an interesting bass line

it's bad

all this needs is "Bible Church" and it's peak prot

@Deleted User it's called the current state of music

that's on fags not doing anything good

i don't even play bass and i know this to be true

Well if you make music with good bass, more power to you.

I can only talk about what i've seen in my experience

Hahahahahahahahah

i like to think so

🤢

yeah i'm just saying that reflects on shitty musicianship being the norm @Deleted User

I see Presbyterian churches offering yoga classes

no argument there

i once saw a church sign that said “life without god is like an unsharpened pencil”

>presbyterians

the band Krill was good

bassist also did the vocals

so his basslines were always really interesting

Im gonna make neofolk and get a cocaine addicted german gf

hail wotan

:^)

>cocaine
>not herion
lmao

These are cursed

Isn't that technically heresy?

misquoting god

Yes

imagining a priest standing in front of a brick wall

le i'm the average american whose biggest concern is an extra minute in my day to day commute fayce

with a neon sign

literally all prot stuff is heresy

"what's the deal with heresy?"
-god

DIM STOP IM THROWING UP

Ipod iPad ipeed ipood

yikes

honest, i got one to trump em all the next time i take that bus

ishid and icame

I eat my little cracker and drink my juice

canines @ covenant is almost worse

ya'll ever just hit or miss?

i always seem to miss :/

Some prots in africa do communion with oreos

when the gay couple brings portable communion to the church hike #JustProtThings

hell yah

>john calvin founds the presbyterian church
"how bad could it get?"

that sounds tasty

Prots givin me aids

this is cancer

Doing acid with God xD

let's go back to beltpoasting

oh no no no...

HAHAHAHAHA

Oof

this ain't it

le predestined face

yeah the presbyterian church near me has a bigger gay flag than a cross on it too

i'm tellin you i got one to take the cake

LMAOING ETERNALLY at the presbys

all within a 3 block radius

nah man me cranking my hog to trap porn was all predestined nothing i could do about it dude

@PCENGINEDUO hyped

no spoilers

Really
Wanna
Do
Something about all these gay churches

fellas.........i think it might just be modelo time

fuck it breakfast burrito time

me when it's modelo time

thats right jay

9:42 PM is definitely modelo time

Based

so mike what did you think of modelo time

they only drink lakefront now a days

something like that

Luther Luther

Yes holy father?

Schisiming the church?

No holy father!

Telling lies?

No holy father!

show me your thesis

ha ha ha

>mention catholicism to mom
>immediately brings up le "U GET MOLESTED xd"

UH MORE LIKE MARY WORSHIPERSSS xd

mike "spike the kike" stoklasa

@Deleted User the last person i saw use the "mary worshipper" maymay was a 30 yr old tranny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7S1JAnWDi8

when you think about it

prots are kinda autistic

leave those kids alone superman

at the end of the day........aren't ALL prots 30 yr old trannies at heart.......?

woah...

big breakthrough in theology here

wow really makes you think

My parents told me growing up catholics added books to the bible

but the fact is prots took books out

LMAO

yeah same lmao

gunna watch some best of the worst now, thanks guys

muh sola scriptura

that alone is making me question the whole thing

why would luther need to remove books from the bible if he believed in sola scriptura

yea catholics added all of the books to the Bible when they compiled it at several councils

lmao

for real

rlm is a boon for my reaction image folder

and there's alot of catholic dogma protestants hold

that you cant really infer from the scriptures without the authority of the catholic church

so its like you still hold onto certain catholic doctrines you like but others you dont like so you get rid of them

lutherans still have true latin mass y'know

and protestants have to study the saints

but once you start allowing certain things in the church you're gonna start thinking even worse things aren't so bad

if you have to study agustine and aquinas why not just be catholic?

one carlos filthenstein once said "The slippery slope isn't a fallacy, it's an inevitability"

yeah

I do not think my grandparents would expect laser shows in a church

which is happening now

whoa dude if we just like play instruments and clap our hands we'll be closer to God!!!!!

mm yes i love heading to the concrete slab after making a trip to the liquor store

modern churches 🤢

where did it all go wrong

luther opened the door for all this teebeehaich

this is why the catholic church don't let women become priests. this dumb shit is always the stuff they like

I imagine women push hard for modernism

I think the worst beef I got with prots stems from my grandma's funeral. This is an actual quote: ''Despite her love for traditional hymns, which she sung even when demented, we also believe in learning new songs to praise the Lord. So here's a new hymn we made last year.''

akshually it was william of okham. literally every thing bad goes back to him

yikes

@DavidTheSlumpGod what the fuck

prots have no shame istg

I hate how prots are throwing away every little shred of tradition they even had

all those hymns are going to be gone in a generation

Despite that btw, they still included a prayer of St.Patrick for some reason

huh

no why would we obey the established rules of doctrine when we could just rewrite it to fit our wants

yea but at least they'll have a bunch of epic """worship""" songs that sound like late 80s U2

the more you learn about prots

the more you realize

megachurch """services""" that look like las vegas casino entertainment 😩

"why"

protestantism is irresponsible christianity

operating on the assumption the Bible just kinda happened without a context and the Church formed around the Bible

prot song:

God you are awesome
God you are awesome

You make me feel good so good
even when stuff bad you make me feel good

Thank you God for being good

God you are awesome
God you are awesome

Jesus my homeboy

God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome

there are prots who actually think God himself wrote the Bible

Divinely Inspired does not mean God wrote it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYlfwg-2C18

there are many prots who also believe everything is predetermined

and free will doesn't matter

sam ahead of the curve

@a dim goon I actually grew up on that belief. And when I found out it was written by men I turned to my atheist phase.

heaven or hell, it dont matter

Heaven? Hell? Purgatory? How bout im doin none of 'em

there's this song we sing at my prot church called break every chain

Prots believe that as long as they say praise for Christ there'll be no reciprocity