3 feet on the gas pedal

Can’t wait to kill some of you niggas in the post pandemic wasteland

Don't go out at night

I have night vision

I need to stock up on booze tonight

My strobe light keychain will fry your GPNVGs

Today

Then my Fiskars axe will do the rest

😎

I see you’ve studied the blade

Cover the streets im reflective tape lol

I got 3M shit on deck

There's just been another conference of our chief science/medical advisors answering questions and updating the public, some notes:

5-10k infected now in UK already estimate, not recorded
1 month behind italy now in terms of scale/projections
5 days mild symptoms
2nd phase for at risk populations
80% max infected in UK - educated speculation
1% mortality rate overall - higher for at risk, lower for younger in UK - quite confident
nowhere in the world at 80% figure
only 1-2 day delay for 95% fight shutdown
1 infects 1 or 2 on average
close environments - friends and colleagues most at risk for transmission
50% infected 3-4 weeks from peak either side
those with a fever and cough told to stay home for a week period, only call for emergency services if condition deteriorates
Government is attempting to time their response in order to 'flatten' the peak of the pandemic

Time to open an investment account with my bank

I will eat up the carcasses of the boomers

Yup yup

👌

o7

Hell yeah btfo

https://nationalfile.com/reddit-coronavirus-is-making-cuckoldry-more-difficult/

This nigga talm bout banks LMFAO

We will be using an Abacus to calculate things when this is all over

https://i.imgur.com/YtxxlVx.mp4

https://twitter.com/michaelreb0rn/status/1238176215497924618?s=21

>left gasping for air while walking briskly

so the average american

It's the root collective

This is what Earn Your Way to the Top Survival meant when he said to be careful for a new marshmallow people who "only know how to masturbate and eat Starbucks & Twinkies!"

Yeah, i mean it's literally nietzche's last men

Thus spoke Zarathustra has never been more clear to me lol

Thanks Reggie

You can tell normies are freaking out and honestly I feel bad but I’m getting so annoyed

Boomers constantly swerving and cutting me off in traffic

People laugh about toilet roll now but the panic is being felt, they'll be in meltdown phase in a week or two

yup

look at the fucking folder magically change colour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrn0mmZnGE

turns green right at the front windshield this clip is nuts

damn being american is actually based again...

>Have the widest variety of climates/environments
>don't give a fuck about protecting them

Euros btfo

greta btfo

What net effect do all these green initiatives have in the face of chinese and indian pollution?

nothing. 95% ish of global climate damage is done by like 5 rivers. Ganges, nile, etc

I haven't dove into the whole climate change argument but even assuming the establishment position, western efforts are close to performative gestures when faced with the developing world and how unscrupulous they are.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679777270595977259/687781299565625345/bwojg41_460svh265.mp4

https://dlive.tv/GiftFromGod

@everyone , GiftFromGod is live on DLive!

Just checked, yep, I think I’m taking off from work indefinitely

https://discord.gg/bJzbG9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAGT3g9c1MU

yo shawn when you're not busy could you put together a list of things to buy for corona symptom relief/prevention that available online, i'm too retarded find the indian pharma site or use .tor

"hey shawn do work for me"

very lazy

at the least donate a ninjagini to get him to tell you shit

i don't know what the fucking shit is called u niggers, also i've supported him since health&hubris

you clicked a button a long time ago congratulations

give him money

i have you retard suck my cock

watch the streams faggot

Donate money and SIMP?! No thank you 😎😎😎

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/fed-offers-more-than-us-5-trillion-of-liquidity-to-quench-markets-1.1405088

they're panicking.

i swear that was a kantbot tweet

Just get more zinc in your diet

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1238256501791379456

boomer bill still clinging on.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1238228391477772288

https://twitter.com/ofnaitdan/status/1238240381411774467

woahah

Whoa 😳

the race fits.

non-identifiable mutt that doesn't see politics in terms of race

neither do most whites lol

yeah but they can be taught to

true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkSLees8yTE

dance dance revolution without socks <a:lele:587089337338822667>

😳

<a:5littlepiggies:685445853220962305><a:licku:586967030163570709>

whats up hess

whats up man

I havent seen you since that time we played rust bro

Hess short for Hessian?

no lol

its just a name thats in my family tree

ah cool

yeah im not ns or anything lol

I didnt mean it like that

didnt know hessian had those connotations

when people say hessian i just think of Rudolph hess

how did u mean it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessian_(soldier)

Hessians

yea

ooooo im stupid lmao

ur icon made me think that

Its frederick the great no?

yeah

Good show

killer show

WOMEN AND ZIONISTS GETTING PUNISHED LETS GO

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1238255219521335301?s=21https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1238255219521335301?s=21

Based

A concept

@Sneaker already done

: (

@Sneaker

: (((((

The virgin coofer vs the Chad asymptomatic party goer

MY BASED CHINESE BUDDY

Computer stop

enhance

👁️

WTF

Nigga gas

how tf u see that that fast

100% Polish

Hell yeah

Poles are based & r*dpilled

All these niggas stocking up lmao didn't you get your invite to the aryan bunkers????

my boy in torronto sent me this pic from a hospital there yesterday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/106613715977175040/687376002468544563/20200311_144436.png

theyre prepared

You did get your invite to the aryan bunkers... right anon?

Let’s fucking go bros

https://twitter.com/frankiemacd/status/1238259372452651010

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/nightmare-scenario-iraq-detects-suspected-covid-19-cases-refugee-camp?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zerohedge%2Ffeed+%28zero+hedge+-+on+a+long+enough+timeline%2C+the+survival+rate+for+everyone+drops+to+zero%29

shawn mentioned some studies on his dlive last night; i’m looking for the one about pneumonia if anyone has it

6

@PCENGINEDUO

@PCENGINEDUO

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Satyricon-Classics-Go-Petronius-Arbiter-ebook/dp/B085R9QY4J/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=The+Satyricon&qid=1584063169&s=books&sr=1-7

@Wereback read iron gates

penguin version satyricon comes with notes and the companion piece the apocolocyntosis

both good reads about the timelessness of the cultural elite (including pederasty lmao) and where they fit into the hegemony of any empire that exists on a global scale

permanently relevant book

tldr globalists have always existed and so have their midwit simps

https://bitterwinter.org/de-sinicizing-the-virus-how-ccp-propaganda-is-rewriting-history/

i wouldn’t be mad if the mongols manchu and tibetans subjugated the Han

wops always catching the blame...

https://twitter.com/cbckatie/status/1238281186054676480?s=21

https://dlive.tv/nickjfuentes

Nick got on cbs live reaction

aol.muslim

eat shit

tfw no refunds https://twitter.com/NyxLandUnlife/status/1238148457229094920?s=19

What did Nick think would happen???? LMFAO

At least he doubles down

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/sophie-gregoire-trudeau-tests-positive-for-covid-19-pm-begins-14-day-isolation-1.4850159

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1238279273338855424?s=19

letsss goo

theres too much news for wii news channel to download...

too much content

how much storage does a wii even have haha

Wii network down, earth gasps her last

512mb but i think only a small ammount is allocated for the wii news channel cache

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1238101039330603008?s=19

Any ye been playing plague inc lately

That looks like the suicide valley at the end of Taste of Cherry

his arm looks like the map of japan

What stage of coomer is this

🤠

@somniostatic

Dude

You ok bro?

No performative cruelty

Wanna check in on you bud

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/12/fed-to-pump-more-than-500-billion-into-short-term-bank-funding-expand-types-of-security-purchases.html

🙂

This is my hobby/day/swing trade portfolio rn

Market open will probably be a falling knife but I wonder if it will rally ?

https://uk.investing.com/indices/indices-futures Futures are signalling at least a short term rally, markets are going to like a $1.5t pump. I think it'll be short lived though, monetary policy can only do so much in the face of a pandemic like this.

Part of me wants to pull $ until Monday but idk

Never traded through anything like this lmao

Long bonds.

Oh dope

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-coronavirus-brazilian-president-jair-21687810

stonks.

mfw people are intentionally spreading the virus

Reminds me of the licking ice cream stunt that went viral, figuratively and probably literally, not too long ago.

I really wouldn't doubt that kind of shit. it's the mentality homos have about having gay cancer.

yeah for real though

you guys see that video of that guy licking the pole on a subway

https://www.the-sun.com/news/523765/train-passenger-in-coronavirus-mask-arrested-for-licking-his-fingers-and-wiping-them-over-pole-on-belgium-subway/

makes sense because

it's a

BIOWEAPON

last meal request

Someone should have killed that guy

Ideally corona

Yall buy your quercetin

Buying case of canned fish, see charge is from seattle, cancel order

Spread corona to RBG

The virgin self isolator vs the chad super spreader

He became the infection

Coronavirus is one man named Cory who travels the world cousing trouble

And nobody can stop him

I dont find that funny

cor' on a vi(be) rus(SIA)

:

I get all news from housemate

Trump seems completely out of it at this conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EJS7xGRNbk

Cuz he’s sick with corona virus duh

Nah, he's scared because the economic growth he caused literally melted like sand in the face of global standstill and there's a very real threat of a deep depression for a long foreseeable future.

Threat? Inevitable

I aint even upset tho. I've got them n100's. I've got my foods. Now I'm just deciding what I'm gonna buy, can't decide whether to throw money at precious metals that just got cheap AF for long term saving that won't be extremely impacted by impending inflation, which would really just make the value go up, or to throw the dice in the market when it goes down further.

He sounds as though he's either about to collapse or affecting a sobering tone.

Difficult to tell with Trump.

Now he's steamrolling through his script.

hey guys, capitalism is bullshit!

here's some evidence!

*shows news from the last week*

How you holding up bud we were concerned

What does news from the past week have to do with capitalism being bullshit?

Queer women of color were afftected by the virus