its boo

God

I need a gf

PLEASE

MA'AM MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME COOCHIE

I NEED A CHUBBY ANIME GF

wew

boo is goin in on em

boo is gud lass

😃

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Jr3t75Qhg

holy shit i had no idea nick was dogpilled

i wont make a bill mitchell joke ever again hes really cool now

how many yall like white women having sex with dogs

Doesn't nick have a cockapoo though?

Good lord im so horny

:wojack:

damn

did you get any coochie

You think id be in here with you nerds if i got any coochie

if i ever got any coochie i would show the love

and share it

This nigga seizing the means of reproduction

to any lurking in the chat rn (right now)

https://twitter.com/flatearthvape/status/954501294374334466?s=19

Dont post no bullshit like that ever again

I want to die after watching this

Gentlemen

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/25/article-2638543-1E2ED97E00000578-390_634x580.jpg

Made me cry

Elliot was a hapa im sick of seeing his sub human face

hey do any of u lads have the cursed yukari pepperoni nips pic?

MAC-11 or coochie?

That is the question

https://youtu.be/VwoXbSDqWOQ

Taking calls now

What kind of retard watches matt forney

Forney owns, you faggot

First off hes fat

Forney's head houses his massive brain

That's why it looks the way it is

You know what hes friends with the god amongst men aka davis mfing aurini

So he gets a pass

He gets a pass cause he's against the fags and women

"How big is your wife's feminine penis" -Matt Forney

@Deleted User I'm glad u came around. Forney is always right

Im reading a manga about the relationship of a 13 years old boy violinist and 20 years old woman manga maker it’s making me want to kill myself

You probably should

New avi xd

I’ll do it if you chop your balls off

Why are you reading that

What's going on big guy

It’s honestly so good

That’s why I want to die

t. Libertarian

Fuck me

I hate them and now I’m one of them

Rather be a anarcho communist

That sounds contradictory

you literally just live in a hut and smoke weed

The end game of both anarchism and communism is for everyone to be gay

The same applies to democracy

Basically if your ideology is related to the French revolution or the enlightenment you're a fag

This is my ideology

i just wanna go fishin

My husband is **DEAD**
I don’t want to remarry
I just wanna **PLAY BALL**

God

someone

please

let me eat pussy

tfw a girl sends nudes

Your pursuit for pussy will be your downfall

atleast ill be down, if you gnome what im saiyajin

Dom

Dim

Tom Myers Club more like the Coochie Consumer

Did you listen to the latest disco ricky track

I thought he was still in jail

Yeah but that channel remixes old freestyles

My nigga nuke runs that channel

KKK WHAT ARE YOU WATCHIN CHILD POOOOOORN

YOU BOUTTA JACK YO MEAT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

Fuck i was typing that

*i heard you was a mother fucking**

Transgender on the low

You suck kk dick for a motherfucking

Dollar bill on bill street

We gotta free him man

Lets blow up a federal prison

I'll support the ATF if they shoot only pitbulls

Ooh high level strat: you push the remaining pitbulls into the slums and black neighborhoods and when the ATF raids them they shoot the pitbulls and the drug lords

Wtf I love the anti terrier force now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnvgXVt3EoQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuzBBSKmXFM

Is there a sweat tonight

I seen on twitter beardson is playing fortnite which confirms my theory

Yeah It's tonight

no pit

fortnite sucks dick

if u play u r gay

and a pedo

and a glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger

When pewdiepie is less gay than you

someone @ me when the sweat comes on pls

are they doing callins this week

another day without having consumed pussy

i used to think pewds was a big faggot but i like him now

bro he's fashy™

Why did he say kanye was being lame 😒

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISpLDnGH64E

looooool

I can't believe this is a real ad

You would think Soros could afford better shit than that

......

what was that

what the fuck was that?!

Watch out for dangerous right-wing ideologies like the GOP, one of the 2 main parties in the U.S. government

At least make it about the alt-right and not one of the most basic, common political stances in America

"talk to your child about how the gop opposes basic human rights like sodomy, trannyism and the right to abort"

>"I knew something was wrong when I caught Jason watching Ben Shapiro thug life moments #13"

I like how the mom gulps down wine at the end

https://youtu.be/WAJlRU2cm2g

Ain't nothing like washing your SSRIs down with wine

Eggman going through some shit maybe send him some encouragement

That add is top kek

We need to get that on national television

i actually bought one of soro's books, taking up finance as a hobby lol

Oh wrong channel

bruh you need uh bong hit transplant

nice, another cumtown fan or an unironic myers fan?

Cumtown fan but I've listened to some of myers stuff

ngl, the bong hit transplant was a solid bit

don't know why mullen and crew hate on it

his jokes are a bit dated though

like who makes clinton jokes anymore

(bill)

Most of early cumtown was just Nick making fun of random hack comedians and for whatever reason Myers became the favorite punching bag

well i think nick loves weak punching bags

have you seen any recent episodes? they go in on some of tom's comedy a bit more last week i think

I need to catch up I used to listen religiously

i'm subscribed to their patreon, they're leftist shitheads but goddamn they're funny

fans are toxic though

Yeah all the chapo fags started watching because Nick was roommates with them and its this weird mix of MDE and Chapo fans that listen

yeah, nick mentioned inviting sam on the show once and that he declined

kind of a shame, would be cool to see him riff with those guys

They also tried to get Weev on he's a fan

weev is a fan? lmao

not too surprised

oh if you don't sub, there's a link to their premium episodes that gets uploaded by a nice fan

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/4148xk6qq4nx0/CumTown

Yeah thats how I watch the premium shit I don't pay anymore

i pay cause i'm seriously grateful, they're the only thing that makes me laugh consistently these days

are you familiar with the new york comedy circuit? nick has been trying to get him signed on a major comedy festival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMzLTGojw0w

https://twitter.com/luisjgomez/status/982057057246502912

I'll take a listen

Yeah I've seen this bit just not Nick's commentary

you might like real ass podcast, kind of a talk show host vibe, like a sleazier anthony cumia

they have nick on once in awhile

I will check that out

Never listened

Keep meaning to

>pretty good banter

>not afraid to drop n bombs with hard r

you guys will love it

Okay they got luis j gomez I liked legion of skanks so I'll subscribe to this

yeah, real ass podcast is even better than legion of skanks, luis's personality is more apparent on it

esketit fellas another weekly sweat

is the sweat starting already? thought beardson was gonna fortnite with nick first

https://twitter.com/TheHeteroGamer/status/995121141990686721

never expect these guys to be on time though

ofc

plus Beardson & Shawn are in the "live on air" chat

so im guessing soon

although @C Dub is very right lol

>He doesn't love waiting in suspense for the Sweat to start

Its also fun to see if its a one hour episode for a 3 hour one

or a legendary 5 hour one

Yeah but there isnt enough cool shit going on for that

https://youtu.be/R-DC3BROK3U

got some good feelings about tonight boys

Damn Nick got owned

Poor guy

nick fortnite

nick mad in chat rn

lmao hats he saying

when we doing the call in show

They may take some callers at the end

there's a whole history of pre-alt right white nationalist occult groups pls open calls

i know some shit

it's not just pre alt right

like the Ice Magicians

80s era Chaote mofos

Message beardson if you know stuff ink

yeah, I think

I think I know EXACTLY what this is about

MY DUDES DOIN GODS WORK

what is this shit

how is playing video games doing god's work

this is next level mental gymnastics

nice patience

just watch

I should say a poor opportunity cost assessment is not necessarily synonymous with impatience

fking demons everytime

Vade Retro Satana