why the fuck would u need a pen knife in a court house

why are you in the court house to begin with tard

I'm going to hypothetically CQC @brohiemchillsef into a Vietnamese punji pit

for molesting a child

in case the judge lackin

Yeah what if you are a lawyer and you don't want to be caught lacking

Me and 6 other niggas pull up to the courthouse armed with boar spears.

Maximum damage

Shomer Tec carbon ventilator nseems like a God send for a middle schooler

No more homework

Shomer lol

Yeah like let's say you go to a school with a lot of black people why wouldn't you want to have a self-defense weapon disguised as a ballpoint pen just in case Tyrone gets a little handsy

Blacks fear me

Are you a job application

No but i never shower

Neither do black people you'll basically camouflage in and they'll think you're one of them

The ultimate stealth

Im an apex predator

Like a snow leopard

@brohiemchillsef is an apex child predator

im an apex predator

remove the child part

Shomer Tec dildo for brohiem

youre the jewish one

You jack off too little Korean girls crying

you jack off to videos of Israel selling state secrets to China

you jack off to the star bucks logo and soda stream

I don't jack off I fuck black women on Tinder get it right idiot

Anti BDS is your safe word

Like I said before even if you boycott divest sanction Israel you are already funding them if you pay taxes so you might as well get something cool out of the deal

@brohiemchillsef post your gelbooru favorites so we can confirm it

https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/1189645144968048641 are boomers legit retarded

https://twitter.com/1350Groyper/status/1189677532229931013

based

Uh oh

This nigga bout to catch a court caee

youre about to go to jail for having a deadly weapon on you and texting and driving

confirmed living in a third world shithole

Its a pen retard

"th-that thing is ILLEGAL right?"

good idea you can jew the system of law

yes it is illegal

no it isn't retard

Ok pussy

its a question of intent i dont need a walmart greeter explaining how common law works to me

owning a sharp plastic tube is not illegal, juarez

Nigga always talking about how big and stronge he is but is scared of the law lol

Im laughing at you @brohiemchillsef

i fear nothing

one i am the law

2 i am bigger than bullets

i literally keep a machete in my truck

Acab

I keep a 38 on me

I got guns on my biceps

bro for real though in what country is that shit illegal

Literally have a Glock taped to my arms

@brohiemchillsef do you live in england

what are you talking about

its state by state

in some states like jew york having a blade on you is an illegal weapon

In what state is that banned in?

what fucking state bans sharp straws made of a woven fabric

I don't live in jew York

5 or 6

I live in a state that isn't run by faggots

that can't be true

yeah but that will change once u begin ur political career

the boy scouts gave me a knife in 3rd grade

Why the fuck would a schizo retard who aspires to live on welfare want a political career

I have an ankle holster

we carved little fish out of a bar of soap it was based

I got kicked out of scouts

for what

For sucking off the scout master

"not NOW!"

I made a joke about gays being paedos

Fuck man

What year

If that doesn't prove gays are pedos I don't know what does

when i was in there it was right when they started having female scout leader people

Scout leadwr was a communist wop

only thing you scout for is the nearest mcdonalds u fat faggot

Gremlin cosmopolitan fag

and you use rubmaps to find where you can get an old fashioned from a dude

So much unwarranted rudeness from brohiem

Hes projecting

He's a homo

@broheim

Hes a home of sexual

shit i hit enter too early

lets try that one again

I've been pulling on the tip of this ventilator and it doesn't seem to want to break

Where can i watch john wick 3 for free

TPB

@brohiemchillsef James 1:19
Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath:

Shomer Tec Department

I don't know of public trackers for Hollywood moviee

stop being an angry dwarf

It actually does seem like it'll hold up pretty well as long as you are making sure that you were only stabbing someone in soft tissue areas like the groin or neck in a self-defense situation Defending Your Life

self defense

go slightly off from the adams apple

The nice thing is that the cap is just a standard Bic cap so even if you lose it you can replace it really easy

in that little between spot

It would definitely make it through tough tissue but you just want to make sure you aren't going for areas with bone

If you had access to carbon fiber tubing it's actually really simple to make from what I can tell

Just cut the rod off so it's a point then get a bic cap and some shrink tubing

What the fuck dude this shit is dirt cheap

I'm finna go in the business and make this shit

Groyper Tech carbon fiber ventilator

Sell it on Etsy as a fancy calligraphy pen for men

Shit dude that's actually really smart

you can dip the little sharp end into ink and write with it

I'm Legit going to do this I'll post my Etsy link

you tape a feather to it its an ergonomic grip for artists

who like writing the old fashioned way

There we go here's a way to cut Israel out of the loop and still get something cool

U could fuck a nigga up with a quill

||do not|| put a paper clip on a battery and drop it into a cars gas tank

Why not

i did this as a kid (not the gas part) and it got really hot

it kept getting gradually hotter until i pulled off the paper clip and burned myself

i had just learned how circuits work in science class and i had to put it to the test

I def buy a carbon fiber pen

Good for situations against glow in the darks

https://youtu.be/ot3cVY1JESQ vibing hard to this rigjt now

Schmood check?

*knocks on your window *sir, do you know why I pulled you over? Schmood check

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621554857244884992/639213011906592779/Leviticus_20_13.mp4

anyone have any tips for cooming without making God mad when you have no gf?

Getting married

also if you cum in your sleep its fine i think

Wet dreams are not normal

That means you consume too much porn

Cum by setting up a date with a female rape fetishist who she-rapes you

Actually joke the female version of rape towards a man is having to listen to gossip about work

hot take

true

Nothing worse than having to hear some shit where the only answer is "you're just wack"

Don't go to yeshiva university

My contacts at shomer tec tell me mossad hitmen will be there to blackbag any question askers about the dancing Israelis

Shmood https://youtu.be/xPO4F1xp5e0?t=6m18s

https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:320x,crop:x800,quality:90x75/images/49642a2abc7a63bb2e0d052dad8c9ee2dd99c692326f50a02e5b7e89e004cca0_1.jpg

Yo, I'm not sure if you saw this shit yet, but that fish girl that used to work for vice now works for CNN and did a video on w*men in the alt right. Pretty sure one of the dudes in it are Sam Hyde. The clip in question is at the 4 minute mark. I'm pretty sure I saw this in a hydewars video or in a post on r/milliondollarextreme when it was still around

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/30/us/white-supremacist-woman-reeve/index.html

Fuck

She's cute

Tfw no siege pilled wignat gf

https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1189732446201434112

I GOT NICK TO SAY SHOMER-TEC

RETURN TO TRADITION

https://youtu.be/axHDVw_XEdE

https://i.imgur.com/ayvv4r9.jpg

🌬 🎐

lol

https://twitter.com/groyperbrah/status/1189696779090046976?s=20

bruh

I wish kirk was going to indiana

Coomertec

Groypers communicating through a series of bird chirp like laughter like the noble sasquatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXrn4-pZjRo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJkLof68qU

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/583855095393943552/639340947838337024/nosey_rodent.mp4

I decided to take my meds again for a little bit longer until I get a scrip for new meds

Can't fucking sleep now bc I took it at 10 pm

Wow

Could you be more jewish

@everyone LISTEN DUDE, I know you don’t have 5. I have the 5. I’ll send it to you. Then you deposit it. And then after you deposit it, you send it back bro. then we both get 5 fuckin dollars, holy shit, READ IT.

https://youtu.be/Br_0A7UEQMo

https://twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1189870114285469701?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeU19Ri31dU

Did anyone mirror nicks periscope yesterday?

It was so good but it's gone

IRA needs shomer tec sponsorship

We're going to open our own shomer-tec competitor

Groyper Tec

Kony 2012

I need the periscope known as A message from your local TPUSA chapter president "Winston"

Winston Payne

Charlie Kirk is basically Winston Payne from Phoenix Wright

Cookie Monster be eating cookies

I can't believe Caleb and Seb resurrected the cookie meme after the superchatters overkilled it

The 30 year old shoomer tec

@brohiemchillsef

Here's a tip faggot

That meme but its Asian feet

POV view from Gabbards feet

Ur literally on anti pyschotic pills STFU Jewish puppet

Im a fucking wizard bitch

Space and time are at my command

Id cast a spell to make you not a pedophile but youre literally such a fag that I wont do it on principle

(this is a joke witchcraft is a sin, I just think wizards look cool)

If this guy in a mesh t-shirt I talked to on second life is anything to go by, you can apparently use Christian curses and blessings on people but I dont necessarily trust his opinion on the spiritual

When you and the boys go trick or treating in the sweet ghost costumes you bought at salvation army @everyone

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559487902728585216/633027339365777408/alexisastupidnigger.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/405907440861970434/622047890092851227/ezgif-5-5c68ffd3c131-1.gif

It's funny people are getting nostalgic over GTA IV. I remember a lot of people hated it when it came out.

Gta is only fun for griefing gta rp

Steal ambulance, drive it into cops

Gta rp cops are so fucking gay they memorize pc codes

Gmod cops are fucking awesome they just shoot people for no reason

GTA peaked at San Andreas for me

Since then the games have felt more like they’re trying to be movies

Chinatown Wars underrated

gta4 was the last time the goofy setting with a serious story worked

4 has aged better than 5.

It has a consistent aesthetic whereas 5 is too colorful for a game of its nature

Vice City aesthetic would be perfect if the water didn't kill you on contact

I hope GTA VI redoes 80's Miami

Even 90's Florida would be fine

I want one in y2k aesthetic

With bigass jncos and ufo pants

Skate mechanics

GTA III didn't even get that right

LC stories had a good soundtrack tho

The game I want but never got is a Total Recall (1990 ofc) game like The Warriors on ps2

This is the arcade stick @brohiemchillsef uses

Off top it would be pretty cool to have an arcade machine in your house

ridge racer cabinets are really fucking hard to find

i've looked

There was a local billiards place that went out of business last year. They were liquidating all of their assets and they had a shit of arcade cabinets that we're going for 300

But I don't the space in my apartment shit is just too big.

@ßcuzzy Ridge Racer cabinets in the wild are virtually impossible to find. I have only seen one in my entire life.

Namco still has their NA arcade division open. You could probably inquire about getting a used cabinet from their warehouse.

I'd settle for a Cruis'n USA

Emulation is so fucking laggy.

Superguns are the next best thing for the arcade experience.

Mario Kart 7 has the best Rainbow Road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3k0Tyq-o40

Wait what did Politics do

Politics been perpetratin

Same old shit

https://i.imgur.com/p2Hhrdz.jpg