I met him once, at a Trump election night party in NYC

he's a big guy

LOL

yeah large lad

Prob as tall as me. 6"2"?

6’2” I think

6'4

No fucking way

yeah

He’s very tall

6'2"

that's official too

when you google him

he's a fucking beast

270lbs iirc

Daggum I'm 6'2" 220 lbs

He chugged up

I'm 6'0 and he towers over me

Swoled out

you can tell in super old videos

I would never want to fight Sam

I could still whoop him

he’s a tall guy

nick’s a fairly big lad too

he's pretty strong now, you can see how he slammed those weights in the one mde skit

Just watch bug sports to know how strong he is

yeah

Bug sports?

side channel

Oh LOL

where he lifts and just acts like a clown

He's a funny looking feller

nappy doesn't know about zippy water

how are you going to make it

"when are we going to get a mass shooting that passes the bechdel test"

some of these lines are golden

LOl

Lol yeah Ashton is a charm

this whole fucking skit I'm dying

he’s quick as hell

very good delivery

Hey

Eat a dick

Meanest fuck off twat

Shut up bitch

Suck my cock

I'll break you down like a shotgun

I broke your mom down last night

Oh yeah we have this prerecorded miniseries within the show

Only a punk talks about another man's mom

called Agent

I’m playing the worlds smallest violin rn

Twin peaks sort of vibe about a dude working for the cia whose job it is to make sure there are high quality ads out there lol

Well I can't hear it over here play it louder

Still got cum in your ears?

Before I shove it up your faggot ass

Inspects billboards, reviews slushees, moves vending machine candy around

for the government

Come at me bro

You don't want none trust me

There’s an ep where the guy from Agent calls into the live show and makes Ashton defuse a bomb

@NSJW

lmao

LOL

this is how to do political humor well

ROTFL

It’s like a backpack full of wires lol

it's not too on the fucking nose

see we aren’t political we’re just trying to do something fun

We’re trying to have fun online

And get other people to have fun watching us

I don't like when alt right retards make comedy which ends up just being the racist version of applause comedy for libs

Dass it mane

I pretty sure I scared meanest off

I'm*

@PCENGINEDUO which guy are you on the show

I’ve only been in 2 prerec vids so far; I mainly write, do music, make graphics

ahh

Also called in as a few characters

Oh yeah btw it’s a call in show

this is next level

GLC you ever listen to Phil Hendrie?

I haven't seen anyone do call in livestream comedy skits

😉

We do fanmail readings every week also

that's tough tbh

[email protected]

having to interact with people while you're doing bits

especially crazy retards online

The whole show isn’t call-in

yeah I get what you mean though

You guys ever just https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1o4O2SfQ5g

although we have had episodes where we took calls at times we weren’t supposed to lol

@Naphtali83 nah whodat

https://twitter.com/tayk/status/469654934208540673?lang=en

Oh man are you in for a treat

We have preplanned times to take calls but sometimes we intentionally take calls during skits just to make the skit break

@NSJW

If that makes sense

He's a radio talk show host

@Aleksander *blushing* wtf I love Tay K now

He has callers call in which are actually him

Hold on

lol

https://youtu.be/jRZdFLlpfZU

So many good ones

He's from CA I think

Hahaha

This is what boomers actually believe

He’s just holding the receiver

nice

I think so @PCENGINEDUO

we planned a call in one ep

Where like

A dude from AO

Demanded they play his skit

and got like autistically mad

AO?

Truly mad? Or acting?

American Odyssey

aahhh

@Naphtali83 that’s for us to know 😉

:O

We sorta

Well I won’t spoil the magic of fun church

I’ll just say it’s

Plz dont

Written in a unique way

Good

watching this pua bit

Lol

why is this dude so goofy looking like most puas

He’s a freak

Starts talking about final fantasy

Oh yeah that’s the episode where like

Ep2 there’s like no guests

And then ep3 there’s *too many guests*

yes he starts talking about fucking 14 year olds

he’s just macking game

This is how you get chicks

where do you find these people

Ancient Chinese secret

this poor girl 😂

Lol

reminded me of that part in world peace where they rag on 30 year old women

Fun Church is a boys club, baybee

ask FODCOM about our 3D Testosterone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463678394161299458/468641476193157121/5ae29a060d54d.jpeg

TRAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q_26CpReNw

@PCENGINEDUO will call in

Alright gents ima rack out.

looking forward to it

Good talk

I don't know you were here too @NC

yeah I watch the weekly sweat

bought the shirt

Dont say good night all at once

good night my man

Cya

bye

NVM don't feel bad for this girl

what the fuck

Beardson retweeting Venti for ironic e begging is pretty funny considering he does the same exact thing

Namely on the Radec Sweat

beardsons e begging is never ironic

there's nothing less sincere than "fuck you give me money"

It was pretty hard to watch

How are the Shawn and beardson right all the time?

I want to say antifragility

:taleb:

They were wrong about Radec initially

I mean, we all wanted lucas 2

hey neko

since you dont like my e-begging

you can pay me $5 to get unbanned

woof

he did it to em

thats how u e-beg fellas

:dab:

💯

wait but can he see that message

owned

i gave him a little time

if not then he'll just think im a bitter e-celeb

either way who cares

fuck the fans

$5 fans

either way ive been drunk all day i dont give a shit

lol

nice

that drawing has me fucked up

looks like he's wearing a body suit of his own skin

that drawing has me fucked up bc it's me

oh F

28 year old boomer

https://twitter.com/netflix_anxious/status/1019082115135094784

what happens when u eat too much bread

I wish these dumb feds would actually do something

you become a tranny

you get fat and a small peepee

this is good copypasta material tho

i'm gonna have little on livestream soon. not sure when though

I was refering to schizphrenia but that works too

heh

lool she fucking slapped him

really delayed reaction though

what a nut

it was like calculated

<@468647837534519296> there's like nothing on it. i'll just post it when the livestream actually happens. *should* be this week https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcoVtg5UvAuUeNSPsZJ8ZhA

i'm gonna try to convince him to stop with the jq stuff so that he doesn't spawn more copycats. if it doesn't work i'll just shitpost until he rage quits

F

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he's not quick on the block button so idk

who?

the troop reading this

My legs hurt

My ass itches

It’s late

Fuck work

best part of ep8 is listening to a black guy brag about being racist to other races

yknow that and the chicken playing DDR

H_____

Beardson is officiallly a boomer 😎

Let’s give a round of applause folks

**Not too loud of course**

i don't clap for niggas

I turn up

dumb theological question

is immorality absence of morality

or an inversion of it

it's a reflection

Obviously.

godhead : void

Male : Female

Essence : Action