Someone buy me the bottom right shirt

ok i'm at the temple of droplets time to stop for the night

What is that what u call ur synagogue

https://i.imgur.com/ZYvIuBE.jpg

https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Temple%20of%20Droplets

Not readig

Reading

the minish cap is a jew hat

holy shit i got 75/15 mbps speed test

guess no one's on the network at midnight

my internet is 4G LTE that's why it's amazing

yawn goodnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUWWuaKVsKs

hey guys look, varg is autistic

News

https://twitter.com/DailyBraap/status/1094858411043442688

I want to have sex with Jim Goad

are you a 12 year old black kid @Deleted User

if not he isn't interested sorry

@everyone fuck

niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTKQ5qRwGcE

Anyone ever just

Drive three hours to the wrong jobsite and realize the actual job site was right next to where you are sleeping haha

Haha suicide time

Haha see ya later

Haha

I love Monday’s. Back on the job site no more nagging wife

I love Mondays, back on the wrong jobsite no more nagging boss because I'm fired

;_;

Lol owned

did u actually get fired

Lmao

free breakfast at work owns

i didn't even know mcallister's deli did breakfast croisants

No lol

I'm self employed

At worst the client just pays me later

How do you get fired from building a deck/doing massive restructuring of backyards

I could ignore the job for a month and then come back and they'd be fine

It's February

how come browsing the internet i average like 2 mbps but when i use the microsoft store it goes up to 50 mbps

Because the Microsoft Gremlins are harvesting your bandwidth to play runescape

Im self employed too

if i dont show up what are you going to do?

buy meth from someone else?

dont think so

ive cornered the market through murder and intimidation

Or I can just

Buy some pop rocks

It's like the same thing

you couldve lived alot longer if you just kept your mouth shut kid

but now you gotta go

Poo poo pee pee

bruhhhhhh lolololol

it's the work that we avoid

and we're all self emplyed

we love to work at nothing all day

and we be TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

Really would be a shame if John MacAfee got a bullet lodged in the back of his skull

id hate for that to happen

I would to that sucks

i do not like his windows antivirus

True

I don't like his stupid fucking face or man of a wife

hes a retarded edgy boomer

i bet he's having a whale of a time

😉

Is this a joke

I just appreciate his love for Israel as I, too, love Israel

According to their Instagram accounts Israel is the land of Milk and Hunnies

The land of milkers and honeypots

Honestly this is fine

Israeli white phosphorus? Nigga I'm tryna get some Israeli wife phosphorus

Im Pissed

@naka I stole that sorry bro

Npnp

https://youtu.be/LkuM1wSH5hI

When ur fav twitter acc gets banned and you can’t find em on other socials

https://thenib.com/toxic-waste?utm_campaign=web-share-links&utm_medium=social&utm_source=link

fellas middle name is a girls name

owned

The nibba

https://thenib.com/the-man-who-won-capitalism?id=joey-alison-sayers&t=author

hmmm

i dont even like capitalism

but this is so dumb lol

really tells a lot about this girl name's mindset

why are you giving him clicks

the average hardline anti-capitalist are just pissed their shitty 4 year degree didnt get them a 6 figure office job
its a cope identity

I have met the guy who runs the nib

Complete pussy

Also painfully unfunny

That's not shocking

Webcomics success are always the writing. And this ain't winning any peabodies if you get me

Yeah Matt bors

That guy wouldn't know testosterone if his boyfriend kissed him on the lips

@Deleted User how TF you get so many phone numbers to make accounts

https://twitter.com/bakedretard/status/1095046884735893505?s=21

F

I got permabanned too, I think you can just use a burner phone number to sign back up again without an email address

heres a tip from a master

to never be banned just never tweet

but you need a phone number that isn't on the twatter list of "easy to get burner numbers"

never engage blue check marks

if they report you get banned right away

all the times I got locked out it was shortly after responding to a blue check

this will make me sound like a boomer, but who is @notch and why does he have millions of twitter followers

can someone who isn't banned from gab

https://gab.ai/Cantwell/posts/48465835

reply to this with "I thought you were only informing on antifa"

Shawn's twitter is private now so I'm not sure if it'll show when I paste the link

basically he asked if someone would ask the next black girl to sit on their face and not get up in honor of rosa parks

I laughed so hard

https://twitter.com/copecel/status/1094990453517107201

I've only had real phone numbers and Google voice work on Twitter recently for verifying

tried a burner phone app and twatter rejected it

I'm sure they have those numbers on a list

I'll bet adam got a 12 hour lock for that, fuck twatter

Why is Chelsea replying to everyone

https://twitter.com/CWConquistador?s=09

Alright

Time to go on the TL and call Chelsea Clinton ugly I guess

last night i had a nightmare i finally got to a family wedding of some kind after driving on tons of dangerous ice and at the wedding i accidentally pooped a comically huge pile of shit on the floor

https://twitter.com/adamfriedland/status/1095100607722078209

the dream after that i was in some kind of zombie apocalypse and fell off a building

Did you huff glue before going to sleep?

if you dont remember all your dreams eat better food and sleep on your back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVv1VYrkG08

jf gariepy

I write all my cool dreams down when I wake up

and adam ruins his joke

@everyone upvote this clip of me saying the n word in this guys stream so he gets banned https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/apn1mr/streamer_uses_racial_and_homophobic_slur_17_times/

Based

Based

I made a Reddit account and haven't done anything with it yet

Now I have something to do with it

Upvoted

Haha

I love Reddit 😎

I am mad again lol

I go to a single reddit post and just read the top comments

people are so fucking dumb lmao

I saw one of those "best of Reddit" videos

So fucking gay

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1549927996391.gif

If you're 30, please neck yourself

imagine being a sex haver

🤢

i cant imagine being 30

imagine tfw no gf poasting past 25

scary

sometimes I beat myself up but then I look at how fucked up people older than me are and I feel better lmao

there's niggas reaching 30's with no money and no prospects

big oof

I guess no gf either

add that to the list

It's not so bad

But avoid it

Don't do it

Be willing to work 13 hour days when you're young to save your late twenties and thirties

Learn how to have a good attitude regardless of how bad things get

Learn to love getting dunked on and improving every time

And remember everything homosexuals tell you is a lie

AoT is really woke, and its funny whats going to happen when the anime catches up to the manga and if the dub airs on adult swim (let alone is made)

If MDE WP had Nazi messaging, this is going to be a whole new level

It aint about peace in the middle east

its about world peace, my dude

https://twitter.com/JLHolt1995/status/1094972996954005504?s=09

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQCNUva3T8

Ive never seen this one

Orange speech good

he is going to get annihilated in 2020

the audacity of this moron having signs printed saying "finish the wall"

willing to bet those protesters that were thrown out were trump supporters who sperged out at his bullshit

joe the boomer here

what the fuck

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533366948222730247/543921252117774366/SPOILER_aheago_jones.gif

when u nut

https://youtu.be/milggE_GQyo

Lol the protester at the trump rally was a maga boomer who rushed the media section

@everyone *tingtingting* AHEM . fuck incels. all hail the new flesh

https://youtu.be/JCoQYeHyaMw

Can I shove both of those in her stupid tranny mouth?

>her

She/it

Sheeeeeeeit

💩💩💩💩💩

I don’t know what if I wanna get it to you I wanna was the day I wanna was a good day I wanna was a good day to see y’all today and I’m sorry it’s not too hard for you I just want y’all back and then we will be back to school tomorrow so I’m gonna I want you and your mom is my way you can get to see my kids in this world and I don’t know how much it would like that to get to know what I want

Hubris what did you actually do to this chick, she says “I want a guy to cuddle” I say “pull up hoe” and I get this

"beard strokingly brilliant" -IGN

"a whale of a time 😉 " Kotaku

Real poasting hours rn

imagine cutting ur bempis off lmao

These bitches really is petty as fuck

hey fellas who should we dox today

we doxxed so many people last week and ruined their lives haha who should be next

I'm going to be mad if I get confessed to

No women allowed

whomst want to cry w me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdUZ_4fPHE

@anomie dox my gf so I know who she is 🙃

👀

@Deleted User we need to stream Valentine’s Day

Me

cool purble

@Deleted User what did u tweet at her lmao

Oh

lmfao

bando namcai

this is a real video game

is it fun though

is it out

ok now I get beardson's twitter joke about his teammates blowing him after a round

turnd out apex has a bunch of faggot characters

its because the game is gay

and you gotta pay for access to the non homo ones

What is even the big deal with Apex

took you long enough

Why do the faggots want representation in vidya

Who cares about being represented in vidya

its battle royale but made by reputable devs

I've been meaning to try apex and fortnite just to see if they'll run on my 3 year old i5 laptop that has integrated graphics