So basically polygamy is cancerous

@Your_Hirsute_Friend under which banner mate? O:

Describe said PMC and I can probably give an opinion @Your_Hirsute_Friend

Polyamory is cancerous. Polygamy implies exclusivity.

I only did seven years, but my stepdad was in that biz since ‘65

Wait what

Independent contract. Mostly babysitting technicians.

How would polygamy imply exclusivity?

Generally fine then

You mean for one side of the relationship(s) at least?

Polygamy is one man having sex with many women, but those women do not have sex outside of that relationship. Polyamory is where each party has multiple partners.

I realize my original statement was confusing, sorry

Thanks. Might give it some serious consideration then.

Right, fair

Also, @Lash-Games, what’s this nonsense about Mormons having a sheet between spouses? Cause that surely ain’t the case my friend.

I think by sheets he meant another spouse between each spouse.

@Your_Hirsute_Friend PM me if you need more, but generally I wouldn’t class it as high risk

Wouldn’t polygamy apply even if it’s one woman having sex with multiple men, given those men don’t have sex outside of the relationship?

@Psychlops924 wut?

No, you a bit confused @Deleted User

@Deleted User yes

What

Confused about... what?

Lol I guess we’re on different pages

I am so lost

Isnt the myth that Mormons fuck with the sheet between them? lol. It isnt true but I might be confusing them with another bunch of weirdos lol

I’m sure it happens in Provo. Cause then “It’s not sex!” Lol

Check out Owen Benjamin’s show from Salt Lake City for weird Utah Mormon things that are 100% real

And hilarious

Guy Guy, all you need to know, is when you kill yourself you will get 52 virgins. So get to it.

72*

cant I just have one attractive catholic virgin today though?

And it’s raisins

Not virgins

@Nic Harvard Thanks Mate. I haven't worked Africa or independently before so I'm not sure where to start if I get stuck I'll hit you up.

@Your_Hirsute_Friend safe travels dude

@Lash-Games While, isn't this just the height of male privilege. Wanting to find a female companion at some point! (its not like its a normal human desire or anything)

re-establish the patriarchy 2020

I'm doing my big lol

its fucking sad that a lesbian man trap and her homosexual bum bandit have had a child before me lol

bit not big*** I can speak English sometimes , I promise lol

“Homosexual bum bandit” is now my new favourite insult

If you are under 16 (as you do legit sound lash) I would happily introduce you to my highly scary 15 year old daughter

I'm under 16st if that counts haha

@Nic Harvard So was it you making fake account to post those sex dating links?

Cuz this just got really creepy....

lol

it got creepy for you! Imagine being told you sound under 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Lash-Games heh i thought of that also

Sex dating? Too slow.
I breed gerbils

What age do I sound?

🤯🤣🤯🤣🤯

so you're telling us you have your own gerbil eugenics program going on?

Perfect. The furrier the better.

The master fur race

@Salacious Swanky Cat I never comment on a musgendered person’s age!

between them and the nazi pug we're going to have an animal uprising on our hands soon. This is how planet of the apes started

> furrier the better

........ musgendered?

I never expected you to be that far gone Sal

"furrier the better" something you should never tell a feminist

The pug looked good in danks tutu

It’s gerbils. How else do you establish dominance?

HAHAHAHA

👍

the pug looks adorable in everything. The fucking video with the "we are number one" song made me die

The only thing a feminist should hear is ‘take these inches’. Lol

"off your thighs"

Lol

*said while grabbing them*

Ok. I need to piss off and go dig a foxhole

She looks flabulous!

Lol

Just so I can kick y’all out of it😬👹

digging a foxhole sounds like a euphemism for talking to the wife about something uncomfortable for you lol

did you steal her double A batteries from her nightstand again? lol

Talk? Why would we do that when she can’t speak English?

you make a good point

no talking if there's no understanding lol

And anyway, she’s always found one inch at a time (multiple times over! At least a dozen!) to be fine

Sex food sleep. What else does a man need? Lol

more food

At least... I took the moaning noise to be a happy sound.

More offspring

That would mean less food

I'll settle for more

a workshop with a CNC machine? lol

what for? No idea. Just be cool to have it

bumblefuck around on it

I do think she smuggled her young nephew under her burka one night, but hey, no line call, no foul!

Not much more happy moaning than usual anyway

How does a Muslim man tell if a woman is attractive?

he asks his camel

He tells her , fool!

Thread count!

god damn it lol

Why else do you think Persians are so obsessed with fabric?

Best to munch tasty carpets?

Then you need to explain why this is called an Afghan

Or at least, artistically diverting ones while you are otherwise engaged

That’s not a frikkin Afghan.
I can see the IED from here, and they are much more cunning

What? You can find that?

I mean....what IEDs?

Poke the bottom left corner.. just wait until I’ve gone for lunch

Let me know when you've gone for launch so I can lunch it

Getting into bed with wife now . Ought to be sufficient protection. Night all,

You lucky guy lol

Because her weight loss regime would be fast tracked by loosing a leg?

For all the furry+moaning talk.

No. Furries are degenerate.

Give them the boot.

Screw You for doxxing my ex!!

And she usually wore nicer ears I could actually hold onto, just FYI!

@Call 1-800-273-8255

What if I married a Furry?

Is that Pepe in a really bad mood, or a teenage mutant ninja blob?

I cannot decide if I love that, or if I am scarred for life.

maybe both.

Scarred for life

100% scared

Could be worse.

yeah, should go have a small cat stuck in there acting as its tongue

Picture this, remake of star wars episode IV, with this in role of Vader right at the end...

it's Raphael

it's mean.

its psychological warfare. The Wamen have stepped up their game in trying to create more MGTOW's

(and yes, it did take me half hour to come up with a semi decent reply)

Fact check: Donald Trump has never successfully used a single stone to hunt multiple birds

Adam Carolla ranted hard about the Gillette commercial this morning. It was glorious

I posted Piers Morgan clip about it but at least it has Peter Lloyd on it catching the women out on their shit

@amlam I like me some good Carolla rants. The Gillette thing sounds right up his alley. He did write the book "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks:" (which he has said happened quicker than he thought)

Yeah. He basically ended a 10 minute ramp with “I hope we don’t need to fight a war or build a bridge any time soon because if we do we’re fucked.”

where is this?

Burgers, and nitpicking:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/15/president-trumps-extravagant-sandwich-celebration-clemson-university/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4107774099c7

“...after not having to play my alma mater Ohio State...” boi that would’ve been the ass raping of a lifetime. Ohio State doesn’t play the same sport as Clemson and Alabama

I could say nitpicking or I could say living in a different reality

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528354003898073100/534812640304955403/giphy-downsized-large.gif

I’m busy watching my EU and U.K. sock puppets trying to overcome insobriety and dementia in service of their masters

I'm not so sure that Dollar Shave Club is doing any better on the marketing front.
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@Nic Harvard dont rub it in. The soybois have destroyed this country

I've seen sperm with more of a backbone than the whole of parliament combined

Sperm have to get uncomfortably close to my eyeball before I can see them

Maybe I need speccys

just ask him to aim a little higher next time

no wait I wish to change my reply

"just tilt your head back a little more next time"

much better

Too late. I have you on record

take both

just dont read too much into the wording of that lol

~it's...~ when you forget which discord you're in 😅

That's fuckin funny

so I saw this circulating facebook. The number given sounds like "it was a mile high"

Its annoying when either side says things like that..... Its not like republicans can just push things threw without needing no democrats.

that said, they've done a piss poor job of getting anything done.

especially healthcare.

apparently 2 trillion is over a decade... so really its 200 billion. Fact checking this should be a higher priority than fact checking every little hyperbole that comes out of Trumps mouth. The media will probably not bother

that's why we have you :)

I don't do math!

lol

I don't do maths either....that's why god created calculators

@Bigfoot took me forever to notice Review Brah in the portrait.

Well, I agree with Nancy on the first part of her tweet.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I hate it when Democrats say “give 2 trillion dollars to the rich”. A tax break just means the government is stealing 2 trillion less dollars from people

And also the implied class warfare in such a statement.

In their mind it is theft because they think the money is rightfully theirs! #Equity

I reckon I should run around taking people wallets, but leaving them with their cards. Thus giving them the entire contents of their bank accounts

Cos I’m kind that way

real article - lol

Oh yeah, watched it near-live. Silly bunt with a strap on and delusions of competence

I don’t mind arrogance that much, it’s the delusional bit which always pisses me off

Aside from the sex jokes obvious in this statement, does this moron think that a slim majority in the house means that they are actually going to be able to run the show?

if she is going to push the progressive thing.....why doesnt she lead by example and give the republican minority special privileges?

the Democrats are panicking over her

Oh yeah? Why? Because she is dumb, or because she's too honest?

in-fighting - I posted Pools vid

I'm watching it now.

just wait till they get to school and they start sending them home.

@Buddha23Fett just get the classics. Don’t give them any business.

I’ll be looking at al their homework

Gotta get your Sauron on for that

Does anyone have the soyface Matt screenshot?

yes, but on my computer at home. I can post it here when I get back to my computer.

Thank you late night comedy for this gem

The best part is that the guy they call retarded beat their laboratory cultivated political creature in 2016

I actually appreciate it, for once a meme from the Left that works!

the late night hosts are the same cunts who got pissy over Trump making fun of a reporter who just so happened to have a gimpy hand

Lol. Savage.

Trump is a legend

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he really is

I love this President

it's like he's in a WWE cage match with her. That letter was basically "you still stay here and you will not escape"

"I've got you for 3 minutes, 3 minutes of pain"

And now we wait for the articles

For those unaware of who the guy in the profile pic is look up Oswald Mosley

I need that wall in my garage.

trump is a mad lad

if he gets the wall, 2020 is guaranteed

That last one is amazing.

(they're from the Gillette ad)

That’s AU in a nutshell

Much to my dismay.

Ok gang

This is epic

Also is he doing the happy merchant?