are you chinese

@Zoey
Nigga, not what I said. Most eggs are fine.

Also: that's the reason, huh?

Lol.

eggs are important to me

i am supposed to go to the vet with my cat today and my friend was going to join but she is probably not waking up till 4 pm

man why are they *only* talking about e-girls

you know, for a doctor, believing in time zones is pretty low IQ

ok china

everyone knows that time zones are a creation by Big Watch to sell clocks

it's a scam

> i am supposed to go to the vet with my cat today and my friend was going to join but she is probably not waking up till 4 pm
@Zoey geez, some friend

its typical

and my fault for not confirming

Lol. That level of hyper agency is why no one believes you're a woman.

as long as i believe

i actively despise cats but i hope everything is fine with your cat

Also, I cook amazing eggs.

@Dan V
Getting the ole snip.

oof

haha

good

Zoey is contributing to the CS (cat solution)

that what now

@Zoey
Hyperagency.

you sterilize cats until there are no more cats

oh

ohh

except for Pumas, obvi. the apex predator

right

*small girl brain*

Women are unable/unwilling to take responsibility for anything.

i swear its getting smaller

You went the opposite direction.

might be pregnancy brain, Zoey

> i swear its getting smaller
@Zoey
Baby brain, huh?

hurt man

sometimes, Kevin and I are on the same wavelength

thats pretty gay

soulmates

ur gay

i wish

would be easier to meet a guy here

it would be easier to meet a man if you're a lesbian?

if you're a lesbian (which don't exist), why would you want a man?

i am a man

i thought you were an elephant

elephant man

doctor

So...

Are we just not going to address this slander against my egg cooking ability...

i want to taste your eggs

give me

what slander? we just didn't ackowledge

Lol. I told you, I'm coming out there to hang.

I'll make you some then.

exciting

<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

i look forward to it

cooking eggs for a man

<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

but its an elephant man

very rare

@Zoey
How do you like your eggs?

literally any way

there's only one correct answer

i do scrambled mostly because its easy but i like sunny side a lot

i heard you talking about pumas @Dan V

pumas are based, T

thats a nasa conspiracy bro, pumas arent real

@Zoey
Scrambled is easy and versatile.

i like japanese style Rolled Omelette

whats that?

> thats a nasa conspiracy bro, pumas arent real
@Big T holy shit. i'v been living a lie

@Zoey
There we go.

That's what we'll do then.

@Dan V you gotta educate yourself. do research

@Zoey
How do you do an omelette if you can't eat anything though...?

my reality has come crashing down all around me

its all because of Big bobcat. they get tons of profits by perpetuating the puma fallacy

that makes sense

veggies are fine and cheese in small amounts is fine

jfc

@Zoey
Onions and bell peppers?

yes sir

quit shilling for big bobcat @Unironic Ohio Supremecist

Garlic?

your egg tastes leave much to be desired

yes

soooo kevin

well how do you like them @Dan V

over easy

its been 3 mins, wheres my breakfast?

but if you need to omlette, you put more cheese not less

Trying to figure out how to get it to you.

FedEx

I can't send live bats in the mail...

no? is there a law?

you can in china

damn

zoey...

breakfast?

@Zoey
Alright. Then I'll send it to you, you send it to Travis.

this is japan!

soo east china

you let us know if there's any missing, T

we blame Zoey if there is

Sea China is still China.

^

oh

im going to play pokemons

@Big T
Lol. Next she's gonna claim Colombia isn't Mexico...

pokemans

🤣

ooof

lol

wanna play :3

lol me?

imagine being zoey and living in Cambodia and not thinking it's china

actually

T

you have

Ark

i do

we should play ark

alright lol.

i wonder if i can stream it

is your rig built up enough for that?

i'd take a gander if you stream

the motherboard is outdated

and i dont think i have enough ram

how much ram? ddr4?

yes

let me look at the box

i genuinely forget everything

some elephant

the elephant is the ideal to strive for

>an elephant never forgets
>elephant doctor genuinely forgets everything
<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

it was before my transition

explains the old motherboard

DDR4 2400 2x4gb

8 gigs eh. hmm

if you lower settings maybe

motherboard is

did they optimize ark at all?

h170

the chipset?

ya

i think my computer is i5

uh

i5-6600k

oof. got a k series chip with a non-overclocking chipset

lol

good chip overall tho

the motherboard was cheap

it was the first thing i bought

yup, enthusiast grade

lol what gfx card you got?

1060

nice. decent lil set up

i want more ram

ive got an i9-9900k. rtx2080. 16gigs ddr4 3600mhz

hah giggity

> i want more ram
@Zoey i bet u do

look at you

fuck you

i have no money

F

but i built this in... 2017

@Big T do you have Extinction?

or any of the DLCs

You know a surprisingly good omelet I made recently?

Corned beef and sauerkraut with Rye toast.

not a sauerkraut person

Oh, and swiss.

@Zoey
Friendship over.

Corned beef is amazing tho

i miss it

i believe i can get it here, but its just a matter of not having the means to cook it

@Zoey
You slow cook it?

i got a toaster and an electric burner

See! i have a slow cooker in canada, it was 100% mine. I bought it. but my mom wont sell it and send me the money to get one here so ...

is that the expansion?

its one of them

lemme see what i have

i want to find a server we can play on

do they all have the expansions?

I have all but the newest

@Zoey
See, now I think I'm gonna get a third slow cooker.

Out of spite.

you can bring it with you when you come to japan

to blow up ppl like the boston bombing? @Unironic Ohio Supremecist

@Big T
Shh...

Quiet you.

@Big T can you go in VC? ark wont like me trying to connect to servers and toggling between Discord

@Zoey sure. I think i only have the first expac. theres 4 right?

what going on with all the anti circumsision things lateley

blonde on her podcast did whole episode on it and always talks on call in show about it

Try better, fed.

I was just wonderng :/

Lol.

It's a pet issue for a lot of MRA types.

And my side uses it as a dog whistle.

it is just strange how christians say circumcision is evil yet god commanded it in the old book

circumcision is barbaric and disgustingpilled

it makes no sense why they think that its always bad but think god was ok commanding immorality which is contradiction

?

@Hakan
Wait...

Are you chosen?

imagine willingly mutilating your own son for literally no reason

?

Its not really mutilation

yes, it is

it actually has health benefits

🤣

prevents infections and other stuff

Are you Chosen, fam?

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist explain? not sure what that means in english

are you one of God's Chosen people?

Yes

Hmmm...

well technically to jewish people i am

i am not religious jew

religious jews are evil

Lol.

Got bad news fam...

i am a christian so i dont care about the jew stuff, dishonored that my ancestors did that stuff

they reject jesus

...

...

...

*cough*

wat

@Dan V
He's a... *fellow Christian*...

Ashkos arent real jews anyway Hakan

i dont care what "real jews" are you need to accept jesus or you go to hell

@Pixy67
We *know* who the real jews are.

jesus was a seppho

and a med

@Pixy67
Mihzro.

ashkos are fellow jews

You have to go back, murrano.

@Hakan Based

Ok, leaf.

The problem is not Judaism.

It's Jewry.

Ethnic nepotism

what does that mean i keep hearing?

"based"