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2018-10-28 23:07:10 UTC

Why has no one made a political cartoon of that yet?

2018-10-28 23:07:25 UTC

it'll be after the midterms

2018-10-28 23:07:47 UTC

Yeah, I'm still pretty cautious about the midterms.

2018-10-28 23:11:19 UTC

How could Matt not predict the way the media would twist this.

2018-10-28 23:14:10 UTC

Does anyone else find it funny how only the left hears all the racist dog whistles? Where dog whistle specifically refers to a message that only the target audience hear the real message.

2018-10-28 23:14:42 UTC

Matt is the permanent small ray of optimism tbh
and I made a few jokes about that during the last "dog whistle" incident

2018-10-28 23:14:52 UTC

I think someone needs to let the left know how a dog whistle works

2018-10-28 23:14:57 UTC

Did Acosta even WANT to accurately report what he asked and how he was answered?

2018-10-28 23:15:01 UTC

Was he even trying?

2018-10-28 23:15:13 UTC

"m8, if you hear it, you're a dog"

2018-10-28 23:18:14 UTC

They want to come for xbox and buffalo wild wings.

2018-10-28 23:30:13 UTC

Here's also some citation for an earlier claim I made about NPR: https://www.nationalpublicmedia.com/npr/audience/?profile=the-business-leader
at the bottom NPR brags about how affluent their audience is (that's why you want to advertise). Its changed from the last time I saw it, there use to be a claim about income.

2018-10-28 23:30:50 UTC

@grant that is so smug.

2018-10-28 23:42:46 UTC

what a dumb fuck

2018-10-28 23:43:09 UTC

@J Edgar in reference to what?

2018-10-28 23:43:24 UTC

the Packer game

2018-10-28 23:44:02 UTC

That Beto video is exactly why I quit improv.

2018-10-28 23:44:22 UTC

Music is dead and we have killed him

2018-10-28 23:44:39 UTC

"We're down by 2 and I'm catching the ball in the end zone with one of the best quarterbacks in history. I know, I'll run the ball"

2018-10-28 23:45:26 UTC

reference to Ty Montgomery after a kickoff

2018-10-28 23:45:29 UTC

At the very beginning they admit they vote for whoever Ellen tells them to. What NPCs.

2018-10-28 23:45:42 UTC

Lol. So true.

2018-10-28 23:45:47 UTC

that other video wasn't a flash mob, those are meant to be surprises, which isn't something old/fat people are really great at.

2018-10-28 23:46:25 UTC

Orange woman unfunny.

2018-10-28 23:48:30 UTC

#orangepersonbad

2018-10-28 23:48:36 UTC

Lol.

2018-10-28 23:51:36 UTC

We should write a hoax hate piece for Matt.

2018-10-28 23:54:19 UTC

This has been a very orange administration

2018-10-28 23:54:50 UTC

Lol.

2018-10-28 23:55:04 UTC

Orange and no blue. Lol

2018-10-28 23:55:26 UTC

Do we need a zodiac with color representation?

2018-10-28 23:55:36 UTC

Ah, yes. The Year of Orange

2018-10-28 23:56:29 UTC

Does the Chinese calendar have a frog?

2018-10-28 23:57:02 UTC

nope

2018-10-28 23:57:29 UTC

Oh. It would have been so epic if it did and 2016 was the year of the frog.

2018-10-28 23:58:33 UTC

2016 was the year of the monkey. So if that doesn't fit

2018-10-28 23:59:45 UTC

Japanese consider frogs lucky.

2018-10-29 00:00:00 UTC

Huh. Turns out I was a monkey year too. Go figure

2018-10-29 00:00:15 UTC

@grant Makes sense given Trump saved their skin from North Korea...for now

2018-10-29 00:00:43 UTC

@grant are kappas gay? Lol

2018-10-29 00:00:55 UTC

Ha!

2018-10-29 00:02:00 UTC

This is how the Chinese Zodiac explains 2016

2018-10-29 00:02:03 UTC

Ambitious and adventurous, but irritable

2018-10-29 00:02:13 UTC

Description of Fire Monkey

2018-10-29 00:04:07 UTC

โ€™Scarf wearing faggotโ€™ lol

2018-10-29 00:04:28 UTC

My sister says that men shouldnโ€™t wear scarfs. Lol

2018-10-29 00:04:48 UTC

@grant I know right? What the heck Japan? Lol

2018-10-29 00:05:08 UTC

I work with a French man who wears a scarf. Naturally everyone makes fun of him for it

2018-10-29 00:05:22 UTC

@SteelandSouls good he deserves it. Lol

2018-10-29 00:05:55 UTC

He's aware of it but by God will he keep wearing it. As much as I make fun of him for it, much respect for not caring

2018-10-29 00:06:26 UTC

@SteelandSouls he likes the attention. What a fag. Lol

2018-10-29 00:06:48 UTC

lol no kidding

2018-10-29 00:11:27 UTC

good show, good show

2018-10-29 00:11:44 UTC

fuck! I'm late!

2018-10-29 00:11:50 UTC

It was difficult watching Blonde on the show and typing with one hand

2018-10-29 00:21:07 UTC

@Salacious Swanky Cat I could make a very convincing hit piece of Matt..... Don't think i should heh.

2018-10-29 00:22:33 UTC

@SteelandSouls what did you think of the remake total recall? or not seen it

2018-10-29 00:23:07 UTC

Never saw it. Like Matt, I'm not a big movie guy. I've seen more than he has, sure, but I rarely go out of my way to see one.

2018-10-29 00:24:41 UTC

That's cool

2018-10-29 00:28:42 UTC

@Shadows I bet you could.

2018-10-29 00:28:44 UTC

Lol

2018-10-29 00:53:09 UTC

@Salacious Swanky Cat This isn't the hit piece, but we could do a Flash Mob as Nazi (or something else offense, its annoying people just go to Nazis, i'd rather say Maoist or something). And call Matt our leader.

2018-10-29 00:59:57 UTC

@Shadows lol. Matt NPCs.

2018-10-29 01:49:14 UTC

Matzis?

2018-10-29 01:49:40 UTC

You know. I love music. I love it a ton. Buuuuuut...

2018-10-29 01:50:12 UTC

Based on how many videos are put out on the Internet alone. I am for the destruction of all Ukuleles

2018-10-29 01:50:13 UTC

@Shadows call it Matzos just for good measure

2018-10-29 01:50:20 UTC

Plus itโ€™ll be hilarious

2018-10-29 01:51:50 UTC

I just typed Matzos, and that's already a thing (that i didn't know) heh.

2018-10-29 01:52:23 UTC

i'm guessing that's what you meant

2018-10-29 01:52:38 UTC

Yeah, itโ€™s a Jewish food item

2018-10-29 01:52:55 UTC

Which would make the name _extra delicious_

2018-10-29 01:58:10 UTC

Reporter: And here we have a crowd of Matzos/Mattzis gathered here today, and it seems they are chatting Matt Matt! They also seem to be holding every offence thing in the world we can report on without being called racist ourselves. What's this..... They seem to be very happy speaking to anyone without screaming and causing violence. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, back to you studio.

2018-10-29 01:59:09 UTC

Allah hu Matthias

2018-10-29 01:59:17 UTC

Matthias hu Akbar?

2018-10-29 01:59:32 UTC

Something to that effect

2018-10-29 01:59:41 UTC

God is Matt/Matt is great

2018-10-29 01:59:43 UTC

Lmao

2018-10-29 02:04:21 UTC

Heh just yesterday i also called something else God/Jesus, yesterday was watching a friended video.
He commented to someone who said Xbox's were good or something, he added Xbox's are Jesus. later on i add Nintendo is Jesus/God, and every other are its disciples!

2018-10-29 02:09:38 UTC

This podcast at 6pm thing doesn't work. What am I supposed to do on Sunday night?

2018-10-29 02:12:23 UTC

You are a man right? Go out and use your Patriarchy.

2018-10-29 02:13:21 UTC

What's "go out" mean?

2018-10-29 02:13:56 UTC

Go outside

2018-10-29 02:14:10 UTC

Oh

2018-10-29 02:14:18 UTC

๐Ÿคฆ

2018-10-29 02:14:24 UTC

lol

2018-10-29 02:14:29 UTC

๐Ÿš ๐Ÿš ๐Ÿš

2018-10-29 02:15:21 UTC

Look at that joke just flying way up there. Way over the head

2018-10-29 02:15:26 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2018-10-29 02:16:20 UTC

Has anyone used Skill Share?

2018-10-29 02:19:02 UTC

@Deleted User I go outside enough Monday - Friday

2018-10-29 02:19:29 UTC

@SteelandSouls I have it. Got a 3 month trial. Never used it. But I should it seems cool

2018-10-29 02:21:24 UTC

@Shadows matzos. Lol

2018-10-29 02:25:22 UTC

that ones @Deleted User, it doesn't sound dangerous tho so i said went with Matzis. But not sure that works well.

2018-10-29 02:29:48 UTC

I think itโ€™s funny because itโ€™s a play on words.

2018-10-29 02:30:13 UTC

Maybe your spelling of it is better because it isnโ€™t so direct.

2018-10-29 02:30:31 UTC

@SteelandSouls Pff, you want me to learn stuff, learning is for nerds!

2018-10-29 02:31:12 UTC

Would Mattzis be better.

2018-10-29 02:31:47 UTC

What do yโ€™all think about black pigeonโ€™s latest video? It was about the federal reserve.

2018-10-29 02:32:02 UTC

@Shadows mattzis is better. Lol

2018-10-29 02:32:17 UTC

@Shadows Your sentiments in the pictures

2018-10-29 02:33:35 UTC

Is there anything you like about share skills?

2018-10-29 02:33:57 UTC

Heck if I know. I keep seeing ads for it and Udemy is pretty underwhelming

2018-10-29 02:37:25 UTC

ahh

2018-10-29 04:44:19 UTC

I put Jared Holts response to todays shows in the <#266396659062145025>

2018-10-29 13:24:05 UTC

Morning all!

2018-10-29 13:26:10 UTC

<3

2018-10-29 13:28:01 UTC

Morning

2018-10-29 13:44:31 UTC

Someone wanna finish my job for me today?

2018-10-29 13:45:07 UTC

We can switch jobs if you want

2018-10-29 13:46:27 UTC

I don't want a new job. Today is just tedious day

2018-10-29 13:46:38 UTC

That's what I meant

2018-10-29 13:46:41 UTC

You do mine, I do yours

2018-10-29 13:46:44 UTC

for today

2018-10-29 13:49:53 UTC

Sure. I hope you enjoy driving for almost 12 hours

2018-10-29 13:50:41 UTC

If you do all my accounting that I am doing atm I will happily switch tasks

2018-10-29 13:51:10 UTC

Will probably be about 5 hours work

2018-10-29 14:02:12 UTC

I'm not sure you want me near accounting. I failed accounting in college

2018-10-29 14:07:07 UTC

I am no ace myself, but unfortunately it has to be done!

2018-10-29 14:15:38 UTC
2018-10-29 14:20:29 UTC

What is that?

2018-10-29 14:28:50 UTC

@Deleted User โ€˜itโ€™s ok to be whiteโ€™. This is a trolling operation that 4chan devised to expose the actual racism against white people that the left and media has.

2018-10-29 16:55:59 UTC

well I have to sign off for good. it was nice knowing y'all.

2018-10-29 17:42:45 UTC

Que?

2018-10-29 17:54:48 UTC

@Deleted User is something wrong?

2018-10-29 19:28:27 UTC

I hope TheLoneGK is okay.

2018-10-29 19:29:28 UTC

I liked him

2018-10-29 19:35:14 UTC

I think I may have pushed him away. ๐Ÿ˜

2018-10-29 19:45:22 UTC

Oh, I doubt thst

2018-10-29 19:47:18 UTC

Ok. I hope I didnโ€™t.

2018-10-29 23:08:24 UTC

Has anyone watched the live crowder show?

2018-10-29 23:08:36 UTC

It's hilarious

2018-10-29 23:08:46 UTC

Wtf is Owen wearing? Lol

2018-10-29 23:09:00 UTC

Liberacci baby

2018-10-29 23:09:28 UTC

Oh. I didnโ€™t know that. How did people not realize he was gay.

2018-10-29 23:09:59 UTC

Blows my mind

2018-10-29 23:10:03 UTC

Different time.

2018-10-29 23:11:02 UTC

Thatโ€™s true, but still.

2018-10-29 23:15:02 UTC

Tranny named sue. Lol

2018-10-29 23:16:27 UTC

That song had no business being as funny as it was

2018-10-29 23:17:34 UTC

Lol. It was funny.

2018-10-29 23:17:44 UTC

I'm like a month behind on Crowder

2018-10-29 23:18:00 UTC

I may just skip to the live show

2018-10-29 23:18:13 UTC

It's not like its a series, ya know. You can literally just watch any show and pick up from there.

2018-10-29 23:19:33 UTC

Last time on Louder with Crowder, Crowder and Gerald square off against Jihadi Bond after he had killed Not Gay Jared and what will happen to quarter-black Garrett's prom date? Find out today on Louder with Crowder.

2018-10-29 23:21:32 UTC

Lol. I didnโ€™t watch those. I was sad when not gay Jared left. I thought he was really funny

2018-10-29 23:21:58 UTC

He's great man. I look forward to if he ever returns even as a guest.

2018-10-29 23:22:31 UTC

Me too.

2018-10-29 23:46:24 UTC

I'm seeing news sites picking up that the bombs were not meant to go off just scare (according to experts) [websites: washington post, business insider].

2018-10-29 23:49:41 UTC

I rank this below shooting up a baseball field in terms of severity.

2018-10-29 23:50:19 UTC

It's only a big deal because their gods were threatened

2018-10-29 23:51:55 UTC

@grant I agree. It is far less severe.

2018-10-30 00:07:51 UTC

When is blonde getting pregnant? She kept going on about how she needed babies or sheโ€™ll go insane.

2018-10-30 00:09:11 UTC

Babies are a process. Just be glad that her Blonde's Disease is in remission

2018-10-30 00:10:39 UTC

Lol. I understand that. We should start sending superchats asking when sheโ€™ll get pregnant and compliment her fertility.

2018-10-30 00:19:58 UTC

Nah, she got all uppity last time the chat did that

2018-10-30 00:20:15 UTC

You'd think she'd be grateful the world is thinking of her uterus

2018-10-30 00:20:35 UTC

Go figure

2018-10-30 00:20:41 UTC

I have two kids and each took a long time with two miscarriages as well

2018-10-30 00:21:31 UTC

Well...look at it this way. .500 is a better than normal batting average. So there's that

2018-10-30 00:22:04 UTC

If kids were baseball, you'd be great!

2018-10-30 00:24:27 UTC

I canโ€™t wait to impregnate a woman I married too.

2018-10-30 00:24:37 UTC

I want kids.

2018-10-30 00:24:49 UTC

Sounds like a weird thing to hope for when you phrase it like that but I'm with ya

2018-10-30 00:25:00 UTC

I might end up stealing one of your wahmen tbh. Sorry not sorry

2018-10-30 00:25:06 UTC

I phrased it that way on purpose. Lol

2018-10-30 00:25:19 UTC

I'm thinking I may abduct a foreign chick

2018-10-30 00:25:28 UTC

Lol. Thatโ€™s cool.

2018-10-30 00:25:49 UTC

@Beemann a southern woman? Lol

2018-10-30 00:26:31 UTC

Almost did actually, but we'll see

2018-10-30 00:26:48 UTC

It's hard finding people who already live here

2018-10-30 00:27:24 UTC

Do you mean finding people in your area or finding people within the country?

2018-10-30 00:27:34 UTC

@Beemann are you in the south?

2018-10-30 00:27:34 UTC

In my case, both

2018-10-30 00:27:40 UTC

I'm in Canada

2018-10-30 00:28:05 UTC

@Beemann oh yeah. Duh. You told me that earlier. I forgot

2018-10-30 00:28:11 UTC

All the not far left women I meet are taken or American

2018-10-30 00:28:13 UTC

Straight up

2018-10-30 00:28:28 UTC

Sounds like somebody is getting a foreign wife too

2018-10-30 00:29:24 UTC

@Beemann I donโ€™t find that surprising at all.

2018-10-30 00:29:42 UTC

Neither do I but it's still a but depressing

2018-10-30 00:29:52 UTC

Tbh I could probably search Alberta too

2018-10-30 00:30:24 UTC

Iโ€™m surrounded by attractive single women close to my age now. Unfortunately, Iโ€™m horrendously shy around women. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-10-30 00:30:42 UTC

You ever watch Charisma Matrix?

2018-10-30 00:30:58 UTC

No. Whatโ€™s that?

2018-10-30 00:31:07 UTC

See if people at your church will fix you up with someone.

2018-10-30 00:31:50 UTC

@grant They will I think. There is a girl that my sisters mother in law wants me to meet. I just remembered that.

2018-10-30 00:32:21 UTC

Youtube channel. He addresses and uses examples to provide at the very least an air of confidence. He addresses how to speak assertively and present yourself with more confidence. If you carry yourself like you're confident, you may find yourself believing yourself to be confident

2018-10-30 00:33:13 UTC

I totally should watch that. Lol.

2018-10-30 00:33:35 UTC

It's helped me be more conscious of how I present myself to others.

2018-10-30 00:35:26 UTC

Can you still buy wives from Russia?

2018-10-30 00:35:31 UTC

Yeah. I should improve my self confidence. Itโ€™s in shatters right now.

2018-10-30 00:35:35 UTC

Cause those chicks are pretty fine.

2018-10-30 00:35:40 UTC

Depending.

2018-10-30 00:35:58 UTC

They are pretty hot. Most Eastern European women are really attractive

2018-10-30 00:36:26 UTC

^just ask the president.

2018-10-30 00:37:48 UTC

I've kinda wondered for a while if it's that slavic jews are really hot, or if it's just slavs, or if it's eastern european jews, or if it's just eastern europeans.

2018-10-30 00:38:16 UTC

Slavs mostly. Most of the Jews were driven out of the region

2018-10-30 00:38:49 UTC

Explains israeli girls

2018-10-30 00:39:56 UTC

I wonder if israeli girls are explained by voluntary immigration.

2018-10-30 00:40:29 UTC

and mandatory military service

2018-10-30 00:41:24 UTC

I've heard that Texas, like California, is inundated with legions of gorgeous women because it's a place that a lot of people move to by choice. I don't know if that's true, because I've never lived anywhere else, but I've heard that the ratio of hot women to women is much lower in other parts of the country.

2018-10-30 00:42:18 UTC

That's a pretty vague metric for what constitutes as hot. Not sure if there's a board that rates their state IDs or something

2018-10-30 00:43:05 UTC

I mean, this is all based on a single conversation I had several years ago, so we aren't really looking at a whole lot of evidence behind this.

2018-10-30 00:44:27 UTC

Parts of Alabama have tons of beautiful women. There are other parts where penises run away and hide from. I think thatโ€™s probably true of every state.

2018-10-30 00:46:51 UTC

I'd wager if hot is what you're aiming for, the beaches are where its at. People obligated to be beach body ready will do that. That and they tend to be more active. But that's if fitness is your measure for hotness

2018-10-30 00:47:17 UTC

Unless you are in britain, where that shit is ableist, you monster.

2018-10-30 00:48:09 UTC

Tbh just talk to wahmen more, even people you're not like 100% keen on dating. Acclimatize yourself to kill your shyness

2018-10-30 00:48:14 UTC

And don't pull a Pat

2018-10-30 00:48:33 UTC

Don't pull a Pat?

2018-10-30 00:48:36 UTC

What does that mean?

2018-10-30 00:48:42 UTC

@SteelandSouls lol no. Fort Walton beach has some ugly women. People walk the beaches with no shame.

2018-10-30 00:49:18 UTC

@Beemann Iโ€™ll do it. lol

2018-10-30 00:49:28 UTC

Super Best Friends/Sw1tcher YT channel- Pat got over first date anxiety with furious masturbation, and then ended up admitting it to his girlfriend lol

2018-10-30 00:49:54 UTC

Because he gave it out as a piece of advice and it sounded like personal experience

2018-10-30 00:50:05 UTC

Oh, I didn't realize that's who you were talking about.

2018-10-30 00:50:24 UTC

Though, given Paige, maybe do pull a Pat, but on the long term.

2018-10-30 00:50:33 UTC

Was about to say yeah

2018-10-30 00:50:37 UTC

He can't have done that bad

2018-10-30 00:50:45 UTC

@Beemann umm. I donโ€™t think that would work for me. At all. ๐Ÿ˜

2018-10-30 00:51:25 UTC

Well I was saying not to do it

2018-10-30 00:51:35 UTC

I agree.

2018-10-30 00:51:36 UTC

Or at least don't admit to having done it

2018-10-30 00:51:39 UTC

Definitely gets the rager under control

2018-10-30 00:52:44 UTC

Yeah. Iโ€™ve been feeling extremely aggressive lately. I need to start exercising again. Lol

2018-10-30 00:53:17 UTC

I just set a bunch of alarms on my phone to get myself exercising again instead of this ambiguous thing I call a schedule that is actually a routine

2018-10-30 00:59:25 UTC

My whole schedule has fallen apart since Iโ€™ve moved. I need to โ€˜clean my roomโ€™. Lol

2018-10-30 01:00:03 UTC

A move messes with everything. I'm finding a newfound love of folding furniture though. It can look stylish and moves like a dream

2018-10-30 01:19:21 UTC

Do you guys talk to co-workers about politics? How do you navigate it?

2018-10-30 01:19:40 UTC

I do so only vaguely and list out a number of possible alternative thoughts

2018-10-30 01:20:03 UTC

Like a political squid, I create a cloud of different ideas to chew on

2018-10-30 01:20:45 UTC

Most of my coworkers are normies, I talk with one about the same alternative media on Youtube i.e. Stefan Molyneaux and Lauren Southern and Peterson and yada yada. There's actually a socialist we work with and I haven't found the opportunity to tell the guy he's an idiot despite him being the nicest old guy in the world

2018-10-30 01:21:16 UTC

I missed out on that one lunch where it was discussed and I was kicking myself for a month

2018-10-30 01:22:41 UTC

Today we talked a bit because the early vote people here are spamming, mail and phones. I choose to point out the failings of political plans without giving away what I was actaully for.

2018-10-30 01:23:35 UTC

@grant nearly all of my coworkers are more to the right than me.

2018-10-30 01:24:00 UTC

Do your workplaces generally feel open to discussing politics?

2018-10-30 01:24:19 UTC

I just assume people are lefties

2018-10-30 01:24:38 UTC

Management is never in so it's never an issue but it also rarely comes up outside of a couple of guys I know

2018-10-30 01:24:53 UTC

HEMA has been the only exception. There's an ex Peace Corp dude who is the least PC person I've met in some time

2018-10-30 01:25:04 UTC

And he basically sets the tone some classes

2018-10-30 01:28:07 UTC

I think we mostly don't because politics is dividing and people find other things more interesting.

2018-10-30 01:29:05 UTC

Everyone loves their opinion and mouth. Nobody loves their ears

2018-10-30 01:29:17 UTC

Well yeah, you generally don't wanna debate coworkers. Makes for a worse environment

2018-10-30 01:29:27 UTC

Which is why I try to just throw out alternatives

2018-10-30 01:29:41 UTC

Being a contrarian is fun

2018-10-30 01:30:00 UTC

I got to tell a guy that Kanye was right about slavery being a choice. He just couldn't wrap his mind around the idea

2018-10-30 01:30:37 UTC

Waiting for Matt do jump in with the "I disavow"

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