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Why has no one made a political cartoon of that yet?
it'll be after the midterms
Yeah, I'm still pretty cautious about the midterms.
theres this one though https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mrz081018dAPR1.jpg?w=780
How could Matt not predict the way the media would twist this.
Does anyone else find it funny how only the left hears all the racist dog whistles? Where dog whistle specifically refers to a message that only the target audience hear the real message.
Matt is the permanent small ray of optimism tbh
and I made a few jokes about that during the last "dog whistle" incident
I think someone needs to let the left know how a dog whistle works
Did Acosta even WANT to accurately report what he asked and how he was answered?
Was he even trying?
"m8, if you hear it, you're a dog"
They want to come for xbox and buffalo wild wings.
Here's also some citation for an earlier claim I made about NPR: https://www.nationalpublicmedia.com/npr/audience/?profile=the-business-leader
at the bottom NPR brags about how affluent their audience is (that's why you want to advertise). Its changed from the last time I saw it, there use to be a claim about income.
@grant that is so smug.
what a dumb fuck
the Packer game
That Beto video is exactly why I quit improv.
Music is dead and we have killed him
"We're down by 2 and I'm catching the ball in the end zone with one of the best quarterbacks in history. I know, I'll run the ball"
reference to Ty Montgomery after a kickoff
At the very beginning they admit they vote for whoever Ellen tells them to. What NPCs.
Lol. So true.
that other video wasn't a flash mob, those are meant to be surprises, which isn't something old/fat people are really great at.
Orange woman unfunny.
#orangepersonbad
Lol.
We should write a hoax hate piece for Matt.
This has been a very orange administration
Lol.
Orange and no blue. Lol
Do we need a zodiac with color representation?
Ah, yes. The Year of Orange
Does the Chinese calendar have a frog?
nope
Oh. It would have been so epic if it did and 2016 was the year of the frog.
2016 was the year of the monkey. So if that doesn't fit
Japanese consider frogs lucky.
Huh. Turns out I was a monkey year too. Go figure
@grant Makes sense given Trump saved their skin from North Korea...for now
@grant are kappas gay? Lol
Ha!
This is how the Chinese Zodiac explains 2016
Ambitious and adventurous, but irritable
Description of Fire Monkey
โScarf wearing faggotโ lol
My sister says that men shouldnโt wear scarfs. Lol
@grant I know right? What the heck Japan? Lol
I work with a French man who wears a scarf. Naturally everyone makes fun of him for it
@SteelandSouls good he deserves it. Lol
He's aware of it but by God will he keep wearing it. As much as I make fun of him for it, much respect for not caring
@SteelandSouls he likes the attention. What a fag. Lol
lol no kidding
good show, good show
fuck! I'm late!
It was difficult watching Blonde on the show and typing with one hand
@Salacious Swanky Cat I could make a very convincing hit piece of Matt..... Don't think i should heh.
@SteelandSouls what did you think of the remake total recall? or not seen it
Never saw it. Like Matt, I'm not a big movie guy. I've seen more than he has, sure, but I rarely go out of my way to see one.
That's cool
@Shadows I bet you could.
Lol
@Salacious Swanky Cat This isn't the hit piece, but we could do a Flash Mob as Nazi (or something else offense, its annoying people just go to Nazis, i'd rather say Maoist or something). And call Matt our leader.
@Shadows lol. Matt NPCs.
Matzis?
You know. I love music. I love it a ton. Buuuuuut...
Based on how many videos are put out on the Internet alone. I am for the destruction of all Ukuleles
@Shadows call it Matzos just for good measure
Plus itโll be hilarious
I just typed Matzos, and that's already a thing (that i didn't know) heh.
i'm guessing that's what you meant
Yeah, itโs a Jewish food item
Which would make the name _extra delicious_
Reporter: And here we have a crowd of Matzos/Mattzis gathered here today, and it seems they are chatting Matt Matt! They also seem to be holding every offence thing in the world we can report on without being called racist ourselves. What's this..... They seem to be very happy speaking to anyone without screaming and causing violence. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, back to you studio.
Allah hu Matthias
Matthias hu Akbar?
Something to that effect
God is Matt/Matt is great
Lmao
Heh just yesterday i also called something else God/Jesus, yesterday was watching a friended video.
He commented to someone who said Xbox's were good or something, he added Xbox's are Jesus. later on i add Nintendo is Jesus/God, and every other are its disciples!
This podcast at 6pm thing doesn't work. What am I supposed to do on Sunday night?
You are a man right? Go out and use your Patriarchy.
What's "go out" mean?
Go outside
Oh
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lol
๐ ๐ ๐
Look at that joke just flying way up there. Way over the head
๐
Has anyone used Skill Share?
@Deleted User I go outside enough Monday - Friday
@SteelandSouls I have it. Got a 3 month trial. Never used it. But I should it seems cool
@Shadows matzos. Lol
that ones @Deleted User, it doesn't sound dangerous tho so i said went with Matzis. But not sure that works well.
I think itโs funny because itโs a play on words.
Maybe your spelling of it is better because it isnโt so direct.
@SteelandSouls Pff, you want me to learn stuff, learning is for nerds!
Would Mattzis be better.
What do yโall think about black pigeonโs latest video? It was about the federal reserve.
@Shadows mattzis is better. Lol
@Shadows Your sentiments in the pictures
Is there anything you like about share skills?
Heck if I know. I keep seeing ads for it and Udemy is pretty underwhelming
ahh
I put Jared Holts response to todays shows in the <#266396659062145025>
Morning all!
<3
Morning
Someone wanna finish my job for me today?
We can switch jobs if you want
I don't want a new job. Today is just tedious day
That's what I meant
You do mine, I do yours
for today
Sure. I hope you enjoy driving for almost 12 hours
If you do all my accounting that I am doing atm I will happily switch tasks
Will probably be about 5 hours work
I'm not sure you want me near accounting. I failed accounting in college
I am no ace myself, but unfortunately it has to be done!
Operation IOTBW: https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/191291620
What is that?
@Deleted User โitโs ok to be whiteโ. This is a trolling operation that 4chan devised to expose the actual racism against white people that the left and media has.
well I have to sign off for good. it was nice knowing y'all.
Que?
@Deleted User is something wrong?
I hope TheLoneGK is okay.
I liked him
I think I may have pushed him away. ๐
Oh, I doubt thst
Ok. I hope I didnโt.
Has anyone watched the live crowder show?
It's hilarious
Wtf is Owen wearing? Lol
Liberacci baby
Oh. I didnโt know that. How did people not realize he was gay.
Blows my mind
Different time.
Thatโs true, but still.
Tranny named sue. Lol
That song had no business being as funny as it was
Lol. It was funny.
I'm like a month behind on Crowder
I may just skip to the live show
It's not like its a series, ya know. You can literally just watch any show and pick up from there.
Last time on Louder with Crowder, Crowder and Gerald square off against Jihadi Bond after he had killed Not Gay Jared and what will happen to quarter-black Garrett's prom date? Find out today on Louder with Crowder.
Lol. I didnโt watch those. I was sad when not gay Jared left. I thought he was really funny
He's great man. I look forward to if he ever returns even as a guest.
Me too.
I'm seeing news sites picking up that the bombs were not meant to go off just scare (according to experts) [websites: washington post, business insider].
I rank this below shooting up a baseball field in terms of severity.
It's only a big deal because their gods were threatened
@grant I agree. It is far less severe.
When is blonde getting pregnant? She kept going on about how she needed babies or sheโll go insane.
Babies are a process. Just be glad that her Blonde's Disease is in remission
Lol. I understand that. We should start sending superchats asking when sheโll get pregnant and compliment her fertility.
Nah, she got all uppity last time the chat did that
You'd think she'd be grateful the world is thinking of her uterus
Go figure
I have two kids and each took a long time with two miscarriages as well
Well...look at it this way. .500 is a better than normal batting average. So there's that
If kids were baseball, you'd be great!
I canโt wait to impregnate a woman I married too.
I want kids.
Sounds like a weird thing to hope for when you phrase it like that but I'm with ya
I might end up stealing one of your wahmen tbh. Sorry not sorry
I phrased it that way on purpose. Lol
I'm thinking I may abduct a foreign chick
Lol. Thatโs cool.
@Beemann a southern woman? Lol
Almost did actually, but we'll see
It's hard finding people who already live here
Do you mean finding people in your area or finding people within the country?
@Beemann are you in the south?
In my case, both
I'm in Canada
@Beemann oh yeah. Duh. You told me that earlier. I forgot
All the not far left women I meet are taken or American
Straight up
Sounds like somebody is getting a foreign wife too
@Beemann I donโt find that surprising at all.
Neither do I but it's still a but depressing
Tbh I could probably search Alberta too
Iโm surrounded by attractive single women close to my age now. Unfortunately, Iโm horrendously shy around women. ๐ฆ
You ever watch Charisma Matrix?
No. Whatโs that?
See if people at your church will fix you up with someone.
@grant They will I think. There is a girl that my sisters mother in law wants me to meet. I just remembered that.
Youtube channel. He addresses and uses examples to provide at the very least an air of confidence. He addresses how to speak assertively and present yourself with more confidence. If you carry yourself like you're confident, you may find yourself believing yourself to be confident
I totally should watch that. Lol.
It's helped me be more conscious of how I present myself to others.
Can you still buy wives from Russia?
Yeah. I should improve my self confidence. Itโs in shatters right now.
Cause those chicks are pretty fine.
Depending.
They are pretty hot. Most Eastern European women are really attractive
^just ask the president.
I've kinda wondered for a while if it's that slavic jews are really hot, or if it's just slavs, or if it's eastern european jews, or if it's just eastern europeans.
Slavs mostly. Most of the Jews were driven out of the region
Explains israeli girls
I wonder if israeli girls are explained by voluntary immigration.
and mandatory military service
I've heard that Texas, like California, is inundated with legions of gorgeous women because it's a place that a lot of people move to by choice. I don't know if that's true, because I've never lived anywhere else, but I've heard that the ratio of hot women to women is much lower in other parts of the country.
That's a pretty vague metric for what constitutes as hot. Not sure if there's a board that rates their state IDs or something
I mean, this is all based on a single conversation I had several years ago, so we aren't really looking at a whole lot of evidence behind this.
Parts of Alabama have tons of beautiful women. There are other parts where penises run away and hide from. I think thatโs probably true of every state.
I'd wager if hot is what you're aiming for, the beaches are where its at. People obligated to be beach body ready will do that. That and they tend to be more active. But that's if fitness is your measure for hotness
Unless you are in britain, where that shit is ableist, you monster.
Tbh just talk to wahmen more, even people you're not like 100% keen on dating. Acclimatize yourself to kill your shyness
And don't pull a Pat
Don't pull a Pat?
What does that mean?
@SteelandSouls lol no. Fort Walton beach has some ugly women. People walk the beaches with no shame.
@Beemann Iโll do it. lol
Super Best Friends/Sw1tcher YT channel- Pat got over first date anxiety with furious masturbation, and then ended up admitting it to his girlfriend lol
Because he gave it out as a piece of advice and it sounded like personal experience
Oh, I didn't realize that's who you were talking about.
Though, given Paige, maybe do pull a Pat, but on the long term.
Was about to say yeah
He can't have done that bad
@Beemann umm. I donโt think that would work for me. At all. ๐
Well I was saying not to do it
I agree.
Or at least don't admit to having done it
Definitely gets the rager under control
Yeah. Iโve been feeling extremely aggressive lately. I need to start exercising again. Lol
I just set a bunch of alarms on my phone to get myself exercising again instead of this ambiguous thing I call a schedule that is actually a routine
My whole schedule has fallen apart since Iโve moved. I need to โclean my roomโ. Lol
A move messes with everything. I'm finding a newfound love of folding furniture though. It can look stylish and moves like a dream
Do you guys talk to co-workers about politics? How do you navigate it?
I do so only vaguely and list out a number of possible alternative thoughts
Like a political squid, I create a cloud of different ideas to chew on
Most of my coworkers are normies, I talk with one about the same alternative media on Youtube i.e. Stefan Molyneaux and Lauren Southern and Peterson and yada yada. There's actually a socialist we work with and I haven't found the opportunity to tell the guy he's an idiot despite him being the nicest old guy in the world
I missed out on that one lunch where it was discussed and I was kicking myself for a month
Today we talked a bit because the early vote people here are spamming, mail and phones. I choose to point out the failings of political plans without giving away what I was actaully for.
@grant nearly all of my coworkers are more to the right than me.
Do your workplaces generally feel open to discussing politics?
I just assume people are lefties
Management is never in so it's never an issue but it also rarely comes up outside of a couple of guys I know
HEMA has been the only exception. There's an ex Peace Corp dude who is the least PC person I've met in some time
And he basically sets the tone some classes
I think we mostly don't because politics is dividing and people find other things more interesting.
Everyone loves their opinion and mouth. Nobody loves their ears
Well yeah, you generally don't wanna debate coworkers. Makes for a worse environment
Which is why I try to just throw out alternatives
Being a contrarian is fun
I got to tell a guy that Kanye was right about slavery being a choice. He just couldn't wrap his mind around the idea
Waiting for Matt do jump in with the "I disavow"
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