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2016-11-14 12:49:38 UTC

@Bill Posters take the green white and orange pill

2016-11-14 12:49:43 UTC

He didn't log in until like

2016-11-14 12:49:47 UTC

After I logged off

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no

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Which was a shortly after your ahelp

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cause I don't want to blow up my hometown

2016-11-14 12:50:23 UTC

who ahelped

2016-11-14 12:50:26 UTC

...did he even log on after that round?

2016-11-14 12:50:29 UTC

Nobody did.

2016-11-14 12:50:37 UTC

Kuranon boinked me

2016-11-14 12:50:37 UTC

wew

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At round end

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that ban is edgy

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Said one thing

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And undelayed before I could respond in full

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Didn't log on next round either

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He was on just to see me play

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7 day ban for accident

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πŸ€”

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what a shitter

2016-11-14 12:51:33 UTC

Yeah, he didn't asj

2016-11-14 12:51:38 UTC

He came to his own conclusions.

2016-11-14 12:52:28 UTC

To be honest I've always felt like he had it out for me ever since he began a crusade against me in the thread(supposedly) and in feedback

2016-11-14 12:52:37 UTC

Since he most likely thinks I got solarious banned

2016-11-14 12:53:40 UTC

🀷

2016-11-14 12:54:49 UTC

Come to think of it, I never see him on

2016-11-14 12:55:05 UTC

Does he play during prime time hours or something?

2016-11-14 13:27:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247714092674973706/MhyGoMk1fWY.png

2016-11-14 13:54:58 UTC

that was a fun cmo roud

2016-11-14 13:55:14 UTC

i was so fucking prepared

2016-11-14 13:55:30 UTC

cmo injector thing with chloral is amazing

2016-11-14 14:19:41 UTC

you mean the hypospray?

2016-11-14 14:19:50 UTC

yeah its real good just dont beef it and prick yourself

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or get it slapped outta your hands

2016-11-14 14:39:35 UTC

Poe is the best horror writer

2016-11-14 14:39:40 UTC

Prove me wrong

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Protip: you cant

2016-11-14 14:41:18 UTC

lovecraft exists??

2016-11-14 14:41:25 UTC

so does kafka

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Lovecraft is always the same

2016-11-14 14:42:04 UTC

It's good but Poe is better

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hm

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well wot type of horror we talkin

2016-11-14 14:42:24 UTC

rats in the walls was greaaat

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Any tbh

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and the tale of the turkroach is some great depressing horror

2016-11-14 14:42:50 UTC

The telltale heart was a classic

2016-11-14 14:43:36 UTC

The black cat, Masque of the Red Death

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247735266167488512/dG4XIgau454.png

2016-11-14 14:51:57 UTC

>mustery mustard playing town of salem

2016-11-14 14:52:10 UTC

@Raymondo nice jokes about salem

2016-11-14 15:13:26 UTC

Look at this cute ocean dog

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247740787201146880/tumblr_ogi9qjZxJb1s1vn29o1_12801.gif

2016-11-14 15:14:27 UTC

cool this reminds me of my nightmares thanks niggles

2016-11-14 15:15:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247741182078091264/ZUGOQSt.png

2016-11-14 15:21:32 UTC

>banned for replying to a roll thread

2016-11-14 15:21:48 UTC

>i got quads for milo

2016-11-14 15:21:52 UTC

fuck you mods

2016-11-14 15:21:58 UTC

MILO FOR PRESS SECRETARY

2016-11-14 15:23:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247743332267065344/1476405453781.png

2016-11-14 15:26:19 UTC

you can't just meme someone into the whitehouse

2016-11-14 15:31:54 UTC

DEUS

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VULT

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yo fuck

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nintendo switch mite be

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250 us dolla

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your ass is 250

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CHINESE DOLLARS

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t-thanks

2016-11-14 15:38:09 UTC

hows ur dying stralia dollar

2016-11-14 15:38:20 UTC

Mike "Toe Tag on every Fag" Pence has nothing to comment on the status of the Australian Dollar.

2016-11-14 15:40:10 UTC

Sotch p

2016-11-14 15:40:53 UTC

tbh 250 for switch is like

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a good price

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means nintendo is selling it at a loss

2016-11-14 15:43:59 UTC

Mike "Man in bed, electrodes on your head" Pence

2016-11-14 15:49:33 UTC

my favest gotta be "watt watt in the butt"

2016-11-14 15:53:59 UTC

@Rhydens why don't you come into the voice chat anymore lad

2016-11-14 15:55:44 UTC

My mic isn't working

2016-11-14 15:55:55 UTC

I had another mic, but I broke the input thingy

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So it's stuck inside my computer

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So I have to use a USB mic and heaphone

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and it doesn't work

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😰

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😦

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Oh

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It's not even plugged in right now

2016-11-14 16:45:15 UTC

Guys

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Holy shit

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Guess what just arrived

2016-11-14 16:45:23 UTC

Guys

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I got a parcel

2016-11-14 16:45:32 UTC

It's like fucking christmas

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I showed my flatmates but they are girls and don't understand

2016-11-14 16:46:00 UTC

What is it

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It's

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247764108852723715/IMG_1855.JPG

2016-11-14 16:46:09 UTC

Fucking toolbelt

2016-11-14 16:46:11 UTC

Holy shit

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Good god

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I don't have to carry my shitty toolbox everywhere

2016-11-14 16:46:43 UTC

And it has pockets so the knife and screwdriver are concealed

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Which makes it legal

2016-11-14 16:47:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247764387568287744/IMG_1856.JPG

2016-11-14 16:47:16 UTC

It even has a bit for the hammer

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Which is defo legal to carry

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You'll look like a don Gef

2016-11-14 16:49:22 UTC

Can you equip a sledgehammer on it?

2016-11-14 16:49:29 UTC

Probably

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Sorry about the flat mates

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Also I left half a can of red bull open earlier and it still tastes ok

2016-11-14 16:49:58 UTC

Today is a good day

2016-11-14 16:50:13 UTC

how many tools can you fit in there gef?

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A lot

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cuz that toolbelt looks neato

2016-11-14 16:50:39 UTC

I only put what I need on it so it still has a shitload of space

2016-11-14 16:50:48 UTC

I only really need the podger and aj tbh

2016-11-14 16:51:00 UTC

And the tape measure and grounding tape

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And the knife

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And the screwdriver

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I never realised how many tools I actually use

2016-11-14 16:51:37 UTC

I usually just podger everything

2016-11-14 16:52:58 UTC

Can your noose lasso fit in it

2016-11-14 16:53:04 UTC

that's on the door

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Why

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It needs to go mobile

2016-11-14 16:53:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247765909794455552/IMG_1844.JPG

2016-11-14 16:53:24 UTC

it's so I can open the door from a few steps away

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Thibk of all the other stuff you could open

2016-11-14 16:53:44 UTC

If it was mobile

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247766052325294090/IMG_1846.JPG

2016-11-14 16:53:52 UTC

it was this for a while

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A good invention

2016-11-14 16:54:57 UTC

I've just realised why this place is so dead

2016-11-14 16:55:11 UTC

we lost like half the people when serb died

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Ya

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Tbh we got most of the active people GEF

2016-11-14 16:55:47 UTC

Hmm...

2016-11-14 16:55:59 UTC

We need an invention that promotes the discord

2016-11-14 16:56:02 UTC

@Gef21 can you powerstance with the belt loopa

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loops

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Hi Doobie

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like the dark souls powerstance?

2016-11-14 16:57:43 UTC

the thread also seems deader than usual

2016-11-14 16:57:58 UTC

I made it like ten hours ago and it has 300 replies

2016-11-14 16:58:08 UTC

Oh ya it's been slow

2016-11-14 16:58:34 UTC

Ppl are studying and getting ready for Christmas

2016-11-14 16:58:42 UTC

oh shit yeah I joined mid summer

2016-11-14 16:58:47 UTC

does that mean it's normally this dead?

2016-11-14 16:58:53 UTC

Ya

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huh

2016-11-14 16:59:26 UTC

I should probably actually play spess for a change

2016-11-14 16:59:33 UTC

deadpop > highpop

2016-11-14 17:00:56 UTC

How many tools can you fit on a toolbelt before it fails as a belt and leaves you half naked and looking like a complete tool?

2016-11-14 17:01:24 UTC

I'm skinny as fuck so if it fell it would take my hip bones with it

2016-11-14 17:01:38 UTC

because those are what are holding it up

2016-11-14 17:11:35 UTC

<@&245854781644603392> yo fams is there an adless byond still?

2016-11-14 17:11:44 UTC

got a new comp and reinstalling byond

2016-11-14 17:13:42 UTC

aw shit nigga thanks

2016-11-14 17:23:29 UTC

15-year-old lovers got hold of a firearm, had barricaded himself in a residential house and opened fire on police who surrounded the building. Boyfriend and girlfriend filming everything on video, which spread in social networks. Summary of the tragic event β€” a boy and a girl died.

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MAIN THING

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IT'S NOT USA

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IT'S RUSSIA

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full video of their rampage

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Russia is hell

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just watch video

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i still don't understand

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where they get fucking shotgun

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Kurba why would I want to watch kids killing themselves

2016-11-14 17:26:23 UTC

you're not coldblooded?

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sick Russian atheist

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i'm orthodox

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Godless scum

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they're not killing themselves on video

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they just shootin police

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Same thing

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>kids

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>15yo

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>drunk as fuck

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Sounds like Liverpool

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this is average childhood in russia

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you just sitting in house

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drinking booze

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and shooting in spetsnaz

2016-11-14 17:33:59 UTC

>21th century romeo and julietta

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247776826649346049/14791417799512.png

2016-11-14 17:46:32 UTC

the spessman experience

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πŸ€”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247791619263168512/4061669-Computer-memory-stick-circuit-board-Mouse-trap-used-to-catch-small-rodents-Stock-Photo.png

2016-11-14 19:01:17 UTC
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/247798261019181056/qav1d5071gxx.png

2016-11-14 19:07:36 UTC

been listening to it for a week now

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well 5 days

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i saw that

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guys does life ever not be awful

2016-11-14 19:25:15 UTC

no

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it becomes tolerable

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why

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Listen to the chicken.

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shit's tough right now

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talk to the chicken

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i will try to help

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thats ok

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chicken understands

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i have secrets too that embarass me

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i love you pomf!!!

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ilu2

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one of them is i'm only making 28k a year while a friend one year younger than me is now making 85k a year in the field we both trained in at the same time

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πŸ‘Œ

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my secret is that im retarded

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wait what

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another secret is my medication has ruined my memory and i hardly remember my training and even if i got a job in IT or cyber security i wouldn't be able to perform

2016-11-14 19:34:38 UTC

what field is that and how

2016-11-14 19:34:54 UTC

@Goldsteel he's a chief technology officer of a small company here in tulsa, oklahoma

2016-11-14 19:35:05 UTC

oh i see

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he is 25 years old

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i feel weird talking about money around friends

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my certifications are useless

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and it makes me sad chicken

2016-11-14 19:36:06 UTC

i have to look up a lot of what i do

2016-11-14 19:39:14 UTC

also a lack of my success in my field likely stemmed from me having to drop out of a vocational course due to being unable to afford books and supplies despite being told everything woudl be 'free'

2016-11-14 19:39:24 UTC

see pomf can share

2016-11-14 19:40:02 UTC

so instead of continuing education a mere 500 dollarydoos made pomf start hosting a fucking minecraft server and become a neet

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while trying to get an entrylevel IT job

2016-11-14 19:42:14 UTC

funny how this was 6 long years ago

2016-11-14 19:43:00 UTC

and had i afforded the books i wouldn't have hosted minecraft and then i wouldn't have had a spare server available to host spacemen for a short while when nexis went stupid and then i wouldn't be here

2016-11-14 19:43:10 UTC

choices

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Now you are chicken instead of computer.

2016-11-14 19:43:25 UTC

Which is pretty cool.

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i guess

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i work 40 hours in 3 days then spend the next 4 staring at the wall or sleeping

2016-11-14 19:44:05 UTC

I know the feeling of life taking a hard left off an embankment.

2016-11-14 19:44:28 UTC

why did i say a week

2016-11-14 19:44:31 UTC

silly pomf

2016-11-14 19:44:49 UTC

My boyfriend is younger than my sister and makes thrice what I do.

2016-11-14 19:45:13 UTC

I gambled my future on a pretty girl some years ago and got burned like every naive shit does.

2016-11-14 19:45:29 UTC

And that made u gay lmao

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can't blame them if it did

2016-11-14 19:45:50 UTC

Well I was always curious but that made me swear off women for a long time.

2016-11-14 19:46:17 UTC

i'd go gay for a sugar daddy who'd take care of me that made 90k a year

2016-11-14 19:47:18 UTC

I've been languishing in a spare room working at wal-mart, nearby grocery store and now memeWendy's for the last five years instead of staying in the USAF and making that money.

2016-11-14 19:47:28 UTC

i'm sure there's a lot of lonely gay baby boomers out there

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