#ock (Discord ID: 245853722972913665) in Everything Is Space, page 2522


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2017-09-29 16:32:56 UTC

yeah the pizza dudes always tell us that they like delivering at my place

2017-09-29 16:33:01 UTC

because we always tip

2017-09-29 16:33:03 UTC

I only wear shoes in bed when boning your mom

2017-09-29 16:33:06 UTC

and people don't fucking tip in my area

2017-09-29 16:33:07 UTC

it

2017-09-29 16:33:08 UTC

int told me that americans only drink from red cups and wear shoes in bed

2017-09-29 16:33:09 UTC

is too ghetto

2017-09-29 16:33:15 UTC

red solo cup

2017-09-29 16:33:17 UTC

i fill you up

2017-09-29 16:33:25 UTC

i c u p

2017-09-29 16:33:46 UTC

If I ordered pizza, I wouldn't tip the delivery guy

2017-09-29 16:33:47 UTC

It's just not custom here

2017-09-29 16:33:48 UTC

@Intigracy do you get free red party cups in the army?

2017-09-29 16:34:07 UTC

Things I have learnt about americans on /int/

2017-09-29 16:34:10 UTC

1. they wear shoes in bed

2017-09-29 16:34:15 UTC

2. they only drink from red cups

2017-09-29 16:34:24 UTC

Tipping is weird

2017-09-29 16:34:26 UTC

3. everything has a drive through

2017-09-29 16:34:35 UTC

This is true

2017-09-29 16:34:36 UTC

I am literally paying you by buying the pizza

2017-09-29 16:34:43 UTC

@Bill Posters Walmart is more expensive than Lidl

2017-09-29 16:34:45 UTC

4. americans shart in the mart

2017-09-29 16:34:47 UTC

and Tesco

2017-09-29 16:34:53 UTC

This is true too

2017-09-29 16:35:02 UTC

I was incredulous

2017-09-29 16:35:05 UTC

I was told it was super cheap

2017-09-29 16:35:27 UTC

5. americans clap whenever soldiers are around

2017-09-29 16:35:32 UTC

>tfw cannot donate blood because too thin
b-but i want to miss work

2017-09-29 16:35:34 UTC

no it's not clapping

2017-09-29 16:35:34 UTC

it's

2017-09-29 16:35:41 UTC

@Intigracy Thank you for your service

2017-09-29 16:35:45 UTC

๐Ÿ‘

2017-09-29 16:35:48 UTC

it's praying

2017-09-29 16:35:49 UTC

@Mattman40 Thank you for your service

2017-09-29 16:36:12 UTC

america is a strange place

2017-09-29 16:36:17 UTC

I would visit again tbh

2017-09-29 16:36:27 UTC

The best part about visiting america

2017-09-29 16:36:29 UTC

is leaving

2017-09-29 16:36:33 UTC

I'd visit America just to leave

2017-09-29 16:36:44 UTC

@!astra eat high iron foods then

2017-09-29 16:36:45 UTC

I actually don't like being away from England

2017-09-29 16:36:51 UTC

when I was in the US

2017-09-29 16:37:03 UTC

I used to work for the red cross

2017-09-29 16:37:04 UTC

everything was super far away from everything else

2017-09-29 16:37:12 UTC

Try not being a spoopy skeleton

2017-09-29 16:37:18 UTC

thats no 6. its literally impossible to get anywhere if you don't drive

2017-09-29 16:37:29 UTC

This is true for most places

2017-09-29 16:37:31 UTC

driving is american

2017-09-29 16:37:38 UTC

@Reviire not really here

2017-09-29 16:38:16 UTC

guess if you live in bumfuck nowhere, or in a village or something

2017-09-29 16:38:28 UTC

I could probably throw your entire country in my state

2017-09-29 16:38:36 UTC

maybe

2017-09-29 16:38:42 UTC

you are australian right?

2017-09-29 16:38:45 UTC

ye

2017-09-29 16:38:55 UTC

australians are good people

2017-09-29 16:39:05 UTC

I'm skeptical but ok

2017-09-29 16:42:02 UTC

I know like 4 australians

2017-09-29 16:42:08 UTC

and one new zealander

2017-09-29 16:42:20 UTC

All the australians are edgy and rude

2017-09-29 16:42:26 UTC

@Reviire do you shitpost on /pol/

2017-09-29 16:42:29 UTC

The new zealander has been a good friend of mine for ages

2017-09-29 16:42:31 UTC

no

2017-09-29 16:42:35 UTC

I don't touch imageboards

2017-09-29 16:44:08 UTC

You have to go back

2017-09-29 16:44:26 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-09-29 16:45:37 UTC

if those fuckers

2017-09-29 16:45:41 UTC

forget my diet dr. kelp

2017-09-29 16:45:43 UTC

with my pizza

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one more time

2017-09-29 16:45:49 UTC

I swear to god heads will roll

2017-09-29 16:45:50 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ 

2017-09-29 16:46:12 UTC

Yours will

2017-09-29 16:46:24 UTC

ill take a double triple bossy deluxe

2017-09-29 16:46:37 UTC

on a raft, 4 by 4, animal style

2017-09-29 16:46:47 UTC

extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze

2017-09-29 16:47:02 UTC

light axel grease, make it cry, burn it

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and let it swim

2017-09-29 16:47:31 UTC

repost

2017-09-29 16:47:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363366287105064961/MmqrVqC.png

2017-09-29 16:47:58 UTC

ban sawbones

2017-09-29 16:48:03 UTC

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2017-09-29 16:48:08 UTC

๐Ÿ‘€

2017-09-29 16:48:10 UTC

thats a picture of @Vega 's ass

2017-09-29 16:49:53 UTC

heres a picture sawbones requested

2017-09-29 16:49:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363366801649958925/image.jpg

2017-09-29 16:50:05 UTC

did not

2017-09-29 16:50:13 UTC

bob is a shitty townsmember

2017-09-29 16:50:22 UTC

bob is top tier

2017-09-29 16:50:25 UTC

nah

2017-09-29 16:50:27 UTC

behind tom

2017-09-29 16:50:55 UTC

Is Tom also a cat?

2017-09-29 16:51:04 UTC

A Tomcat, if you will.

2017-09-29 16:51:19 UTC

I see a little silhouetto of a man

2017-09-29 16:52:34 UTC

I have a cat

2017-09-29 16:52:40 UTC

Actually I have two in new leaf

2017-09-29 16:52:49 UTC

One I forgot how he was called

2017-09-29 16:52:56 UTC

Like this

2017-09-29 16:52:57 UTC

And Rosie who calls me silly everytime

2017-09-29 16:52:59 UTC

Here kitty kitty

2017-09-29 16:53:00 UTC

So I never talk to her

2017-09-29 16:53:02 UTC

Here kitty

2017-09-29 16:53:06 UTC

Here kitty kitty

2017-09-29 16:54:12 UTC

Does anyone have the song they play in ISIS videos?

2017-09-29 16:54:24 UTC

And the meme islamic song

2017-09-29 16:54:26 UTC

You know the one

2017-09-29 16:54:49 UTC

Yes

2017-09-29 16:54:50 UTC

Of course

2017-09-29 16:54:53 UTC

Here you go friend

2017-09-29 16:54:58 UTC

Something of the swords

2017-09-29 16:55:03 UTC

Salil al sawarim

2017-09-29 16:55:05 UTC

or something like that

2017-09-29 17:00:21 UTC

Thanks friend

2017-09-29 17:02:50 UTC

t-thanks

2017-09-29 17:03:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363370263162781698/IMG_20170928_191926_933.jpg

2017-09-29 17:19:00 UTC

<:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2017-09-29 17:20:39 UTC

@boxed fuck off

2017-09-29 17:21:00 UTC

hey man

2017-09-29 17:21:06 UTC

@Mattman40 boxed is my friend lay off ok?

2017-09-29 17:21:21 UTC

well hes doing the same thing you were so you can fuck off too

2017-09-29 17:21:55 UTC

@Mattman40 boxed has issues but if u look past them he's ok

2017-09-29 17:22:30 UTC

stop pinging me

2017-09-29 17:23:15 UTC

๐Ÿ˜”

2017-09-29 17:25:02 UTC

@Raymondo Translate

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363375632656367616/unknown.png

2017-09-29 17:28:37 UTC

its an unkind word

2017-09-29 17:28:46 UTC

I was thinking as much

2017-09-29 17:29:04 UTC

just a generic swear you call someone

2017-09-29 17:29:26 UTC

why the sad smiley though

2017-09-29 17:29:33 UTC

I killed him

2017-09-29 17:30:06 UTC

looks like literally 'bitch' ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-09-29 17:30:29 UTC

Looks like "Cock Suck"

2017-09-29 17:30:32 UTC

the word means box or something

2017-09-29 17:30:36 UTC

It's swedish

2017-09-29 17:30:45 UTC

but its like if someone was being rude

2017-09-29 17:30:54 UTC

and you said "asshole :("

2017-09-29 17:30:57 UTC

or something

2017-09-29 17:31:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363377183483494411/DK3r8bXVAAADg7U.png

2017-09-29 17:31:13 UTC

I dunno

2017-09-29 17:31:14 UTC

me on the right

2017-09-29 17:31:18 UTC

I just shot rockets at him until he died

2017-09-29 17:31:25 UTC

In his defence, he was great at close-quarters airblasting

2017-09-29 17:31:53 UTC

try to remember the basics of close quarters combat

2017-09-29 17:32:00 UTC

I mean

2017-09-29 17:32:07 UTC

There's not really much indication that it's gonna happen

2017-09-29 17:32:38 UTC

I stopped jumping around like an idiot and waited a short bit before shooting again

2017-09-29 17:32:44 UTC

I also hit the "nice shot" key after each deflect

2017-09-29 17:32:47 UTC

It's a good key

2017-09-29 17:33:03 UTC

Incoming!

2017-09-29 17:33:03 UTC

Incoming!

2017-09-29 17:33:04 UTC

Incoming!

2017-09-29 17:33:05 UTC

Incoming!

2017-09-29 17:33:15 UTC

IIIIIInncooooomiiiiiiiinggggg

2017-09-29 17:34:09 UTC

I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Inc-In-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Incoming

2017-09-29 17:34:46 UTC

h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-el-p

2017-09-29 17:35:05 UTC

you guys know

2017-09-29 17:35:10 UTC

at the end of kill bill 2

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@Lace draw an elf on a shelf

2017-09-29 17:35:20 UTC

when whats her name gets her eye ripped out

2017-09-29 17:35:25 UTC

thats really fucked up

2017-09-29 17:35:53 UTC

WEE

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WOO

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WEE

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WOO

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WEE

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WOO

2017-09-29 17:35:59 UTC

like afterwards

2017-09-29 17:36:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363378399248384031/Captura_de_Tela_750.png

2017-09-29 17:36:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363378401681080323/Captura_de_Tela_751.png

2017-09-29 17:36:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363378404847779840/Captura_de_Tela_752.png

2017-09-29 17:36:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363378406445809666/Captura_de_Tela_753.png

2017-09-29 17:36:03 UTC

DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN

2017-09-29 17:36:07 UTC

when she rolls around on the floor and shit

2017-09-29 17:36:12 UTC

this is what happens when you trust the post offices.

2017-09-29 17:36:16 UTC

i feel really bad watching that scene

2017-09-29 17:36:23 UTC

they destroy your product for no reason.

2017-09-29 17:36:46 UTC

i trust the united states postal service

2017-09-29 17:36:49 UTC

always go directly where your shipment is

2017-09-29 17:37:00 UTC

my postal service is shit.

2017-09-29 17:37:02 UTC

like the goverment.

2017-09-29 17:37:11 UTC

sometimes they stole your stuff

2017-09-29 17:37:12 UTC

lol

2017-09-29 17:37:35 UTC

such is life in br

2017-09-29 17:38:36 UTC

yes

2017-09-29 17:38:48 UTC

we trust more FeDEX, UPS than the BR post service.

2017-09-29 17:41:00 UTC

MISERY AND WOE

2017-09-29 17:41:04 UTC

THERE'S NO SUGAR FOR MY COFFEE

2017-09-29 17:45:29 UTC

@Kelerick what happened there

2017-09-29 17:47:39 UTC

@zealot Br post service being shit

2017-09-29 17:47:43 UTC

status

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to you or

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they destroyed his product for no reason

2017-09-29 17:47:47 UTC

no

2017-09-29 17:47:48 UTC

not mine

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ok

2017-09-29 17:47:52 UTC

ya i heard

2017-09-29 17:47:54 UTC

the br mail is shit

2017-09-29 17:48:02 UTC

@Alan ok watch

2017-09-29 17:48:05 UTC

and learn

2017-09-29 17:48:07 UTC

@MoMMI status

2017-09-29 17:48:07 UTC

**18** players, map is **Defficiency**

2017-09-29 17:48:11 UTC

gotta ping the bot

2017-09-29 17:48:14 UTC

ya

2017-09-29 17:48:28 UTC

the box is destroyed, charging cables for the joysticks is destroyed too

2017-09-29 17:48:58 UTC

and one of the joysticks is destroyed too

2017-09-29 17:49:12 UTC

i hope his console is ok

2017-09-29 17:55:11 UTC

tfw they'll pay for 100kยฃ of equipment but they won't pay you 2kยฃ more a year for the service of making projects possible

2017-09-29 17:55:25 UTC

@kammerjunk it isnt an actual word

2017-09-29 17:55:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363383312754016256/73lEuRH.png

2017-09-29 17:55:46 UTC

just

2017-09-29 17:56:05 UTC

just

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/363383447277797376/brutus.png

2017-09-29 17:56:06 UTC

I can give you thr meaning if you gib context

2017-09-29 17:56:18 UTC

he killed him

2017-09-29 17:56:36 UTC

shit people say in physics departments

2017-09-29 17:56:42 UTC

then the guy he killed said kรถcsรถg

2017-09-29 17:56:46 UTC

"i used to work with a nobel prize winner until he spontaneously died"

2017-09-29 17:56:51 UTC

jesus christ

2017-09-29 17:57:12 UTC

You've discovered a murder gold steel

2017-09-29 17:57:17 UTC

apparently this guy fucking carked it

2017-09-29 17:57:24 UTC

and i have to pick up where nobel boy left off

2017-09-29 17:57:39 UTC

only nothing works

2017-09-29 17:57:54 UTC

back to it on monday

2017-09-29 17:57:55 UTC

for now

2017-09-29 17:57:56 UTC

spess

2017-09-29 17:57:59 UTC

and apple CRUMBLE

2017-09-29 17:58:01 UTC

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2017-09-29 17:58:04 UTC

APPLECRUMBLE

2017-09-29 17:58:08 UTC

When's pomf getting a Nobel peace prize

2017-09-29 17:58:11 UTC

@Goldsteel cark you

2017-09-29 17:58:29 UTC

you carkin wholesoc

2017-09-29 17:58:41 UTC

@Bork ill tell the nobel comitee to nominate you for the peace prize for fixing sticky bans

2017-09-29 17:58:47 UTC

this is sufficient conflict resolution

2017-09-29 17:58:58 UTC

many people stopped suffering

2017-09-29 17:59:33 UTC

sawbones is nominated for the ig nobel prize for 'smelliest human' in chemistry

2017-09-29 17:59:39 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ˆ

2017-09-29 18:11:03 UTC

I played that game

2017-09-29 18:11:05 UTC

Subterrain

2017-09-29 18:11:17 UTC

I got bored of it fifteen minutes in

2017-09-29 18:11:20 UTC

I played you like a fiddle

2017-09-29 18:11:26 UTC

๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-09-29 18:11:43 UTC

pull the trigger

2017-09-29 18:11:46 UTC

๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-09-29 18:11:52 UTC

No

2017-09-29 18:11:59 UTC

Don't tell me what to do

2017-09-29 18:12:25 UTC

But yeah that game gets boring fast

2017-09-29 18:12:38 UTC

I like games about exploration

2017-09-29 18:12:46 UTC

But when nothing at all happens

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