#ock (Discord ID: 245853722972913665) in Everything Is Space, page 2522

yeah the pizza dudes always tell us that they like delivering at my place

because we always tip

I only wear shoes in bed when boning your mom

and people don't fucking tip in my area

it

int told me that americans only drink from red cups and wear shoes in bed

is too ghetto

red solo cup

i fill you up

i c u p

If I ordered pizza, I wouldn't tip the delivery guy

It's just not custom here

@Intigracy do you get free red party cups in the army?

Things I have learnt about americans on /int/

1. they wear shoes in bed

2. they only drink from red cups

Tipping is weird

3. everything has a drive through

This is true

I am literally paying you by buying the pizza

@Bill Posters Walmart is more expensive than Lidl

4. americans shart in the mart

and Tesco

This is true too

I was incredulous

I was told it was super cheap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68

5. americans clap whenever soldiers are around

>tfw cannot donate blood because too thin
b-but i want to miss work

no it's not clapping

it's

@Intigracy Thank you for your service

👏

it's praying

@Mattman40 Thank you for your service

america is a strange place

I would visit again tbh

The best part about visiting america

is leaving

I'd visit America just to leave

@!astra eat high iron foods then

I actually don't like being away from England

when I was in the US

I used to work for the red cross

everything was super far away from everything else

Try not being a spoopy skeleton

thats no 6. its literally impossible to get anywhere if you don't drive

This is true for most places

driving is american

@Reviire not really here

guess if you live in bumfuck nowhere, or in a village or something

I could probably throw your entire country in my state

maybe

you are australian right?

ye

australians are good people

I'm skeptical but ok

I know like 4 australians

and one new zealander

All the australians are edgy and rude

@Reviire do you shitpost on /pol/

The new zealander has been a good friend of mine for ages

no

I don't touch imageboards

You have to go back

🤔

if those fuckers

forget my diet dr. kelp

with my pizza

one more time

I swear to god heads will roll

😠

Yours will

ill take a double triple bossy deluxe

on a raft, 4 by 4, animal style

extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze

light axel grease, make it cry, burn it

and let it swim

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1506652219559.jpg

repost

ban sawbones

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

👀

thats a picture of @Vega 's ass

heres a picture sawbones requested

did not

bob is a shitty townsmember

bob is top tier

nah

behind tom

Is Tom also a cat?

A Tomcat, if you will.

I see a little silhouetto of a man

I have a cat

Actually I have two in new leaf

One I forgot how he was called

Like this

And Rosie who calls me silly everytime

Here kitty kitty

So I never talk to her

Here kitty

Here kitty kitty

Does anyone have the song they play in ISIS videos?

And the meme islamic song

You know the one

Yes

Of course

Here you go friend

Something of the swords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HrtKoHsIf8

Salil al sawarim

or something like that

@「Za Sando」 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcjWJ9t2Yag This one?

Thanks friend

@moistnugget? https://i.imgur.com/AQ2JJb3.png

t-thanks

<:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

@boxed fuck off

hey man

@Mattman40 boxed is my friend lay off ok?

well hes doing the same thing you were so you can fuck off too

@Mattman40 boxed has issues but if u look past them he's ok

stop pinging me

😔

@Raymondo Translate

its an unkind word

I was thinking as much

just a generic swear you call someone

why the sad smiley though

I killed him

looks like literally 'bitch' 😦

Looks like "Cock Suck"

the word means box or something

It's swedish

but its like if someone was being rude

and you said "asshole :("

or something

I dunno

me on the right

I just shot rockets at him until he died

In his defence, he was great at close-quarters airblasting

try to remember the basics of close quarters combat

I mean

There's not really much indication that it's gonna happen

I stopped jumping around like an idiot and waited a short bit before shooting again

I also hit the "nice shot" key after each deflect

It's a good key

Incoming!

Incoming!

Incoming!

Incoming!

IIIIIInncooooomiiiiiiiinggggg

I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Inc-In-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Incoming

h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-el-p

you guys know

at the end of kill bill 2

@Lace draw an elf on a shelf

when whats her name gets her eye ripped out

thats really fucked up

WEE

WOO

WEE

WOO

WEE

WOO

like afterwards

DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN

when she rolls around on the floor and shit

this is what happens when you trust the post offices.

i feel really bad watching that scene

they destroy your product for no reason.

i trust the united states postal service

always go directly where your shipment is

my postal service is shit.

like the goverment.

sometimes they stole your stuff

lol

such is life in br

yes

we trust more FeDEX, UPS than the BR post service.

MISERY AND WOE

THERE'S NO SUGAR FOR MY COFFEE

@Kelerick what happened there

@zealot Br post service being shit

status

to you or

they destroyed his product for no reason

no

not mine

ok

ya i heard

the br mail is shit

@Alan ok watch

and learn

@MoMMI status

**18** players, map is **Defficiency**

gotta ping the bot

ya

the box is destroyed, charging cables for the joysticks is destroyed too

and one of the joysticks is destroyed too

i hope his console is ok

tfw they'll pay for 100k£ of equipment but they won't pay you 2k£ more a year for the service of making projects possible

@kammerjunk it isnt an actual word

just

just

I can give you thr meaning if you gib context

he killed him

shit people say in physics departments

then the guy he killed said köcsög

"i used to work with a nobel prize winner until he spontaneously died"

jesus christ

You've discovered a murder gold steel

apparently this guy fucking carked it

and i have to pick up where nobel boy left off

only nothing works

back to it on monday

for now

spess

and apple CRUMBLE

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

APPLECRUMBLE

When's pomf getting a Nobel peace prize

@Goldsteel cark you

you carkin wholesoc

@Bork ill tell the nobel comitee to nominate you for the peace prize for fixing sticky bans

this is sufficient conflict resolution

many people stopped suffering

sawbones is nominated for the ig nobel prize for 'smelliest human' in chemistry

😈

I played that game

Subterrain

I got bored of it fifteen minutes in

I played you like a fiddle

🔫

pull the trigger

🦊🔫

No

Don't tell me what to do

But yeah that game gets boring fast

I like games about exploration

But when nothing at all happens