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yeah the pizza dudes always tell us that they like delivering at my place
because we always tip
I only wear shoes in bed when boning your mom
and people don't fucking tip in my area
it
int told me that americans only drink from red cups and wear shoes in bed
is too ghetto
red solo cup
i fill you up
i c u p
If I ordered pizza, I wouldn't tip the delivery guy
It's just not custom here
@Intigracy do you get free red party cups in the army?
Things I have learnt about americans on /int/
1. they wear shoes in bed
2. they only drink from red cups
Tipping is weird
3. everything has a drive through
This is true
I am literally paying you by buying the pizza
@Bill Posters Walmart is more expensive than Lidl
4. americans shart in the mart
and Tesco
This is true too
I was incredulous
I was told it was super cheap
5. americans clap whenever soldiers are around
>tfw cannot donate blood because too thin
b-but i want to miss work
no it's not clapping
it's
@Intigracy Thank you for your service
π
it's praying
@Mattman40 Thank you for your service
america is a strange place
I would visit again tbh
The best part about visiting america
is leaving
I'd visit America just to leave
@!astra eat high iron foods then
I actually don't like being away from England
when I was in the US
I used to work for the red cross
everything was super far away from everything else
Try not being a spoopy skeleton
thats no 6. its literally impossible to get anywhere if you don't drive
This is true for most places
driving is american
@Reviire not really here
guess if you live in bumfuck nowhere, or in a village or something
I could probably throw your entire country in my state
maybe
you are australian right?
ye
australians are good people
I'm skeptical but ok
I know like 4 australians
and one new zealander
All the australians are edgy and rude
@Reviire do you shitpost on /pol/
The new zealander has been a good friend of mine for ages
no
I don't touch imageboards
You have to go back
π€
if those fuckers
forget my diet dr. kelp
with my pizza
one more time
I swear to god heads will roll
π
Yours will
ill take a double triple bossy deluxe
on a raft, 4 by 4, animal style
extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze
light axel grease, make it cry, burn it
and let it swim
repost
ban sawbones
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
π
heres a picture sawbones requested
did not
bob is a shitty townsmember
bob is top tier
nah
behind tom
Is Tom also a cat?
A Tomcat, if you will.
I see a little silhouetto of a man
I have a cat
Actually I have two in new leaf
One I forgot how he was called
Like this
And Rosie who calls me silly everytime
Here kitty kitty
So I never talk to her
Here kitty
Here kitty kitty
Does anyone have the song they play in ISIS videos?
And the meme islamic song
You know the one
Yes
Of course
Here you go friend
Something of the swords
Salil al sawarim
or something like that
Thanks friend
t-thanks
<:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>
hey man
@Mattman40 boxed is my friend lay off ok?
well hes doing the same thing you were so you can fuck off too
@Mattman40 boxed has issues but if u look past them he's ok
stop pinging me
π
its an unkind word
I was thinking as much
just a generic swear you call someone
why the sad smiley though
I killed him
looks like literally 'bitch' π¦
Looks like "Cock Suck"
the word means box or something
It's swedish
but its like if someone was being rude
and you said "asshole :("
or something
I dunno
me on the right
I just shot rockets at him until he died
In his defence, he was great at close-quarters airblasting
try to remember the basics of close quarters combat
I mean
There's not really much indication that it's gonna happen
I stopped jumping around like an idiot and waited a short bit before shooting again
I also hit the "nice shot" key after each deflect
It's a good key
Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming!
IIIIIInncooooomiiiiiiiinggggg
I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Inc-In-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Incoming
h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-el-p
you guys know
at the end of kill bill 2
@Lace draw an elf on a shelf
when whats her name gets her eye ripped out
thats really fucked up
WEE
WOO
WEE
WOO
WEE
WOO
like afterwards
DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN
when she rolls around on the floor and shit
this is what happens when you trust the post offices.
i feel really bad watching that scene
they destroy your product for no reason.
i trust the united states postal service
always go directly where your shipment is
my postal service is shit.
like the goverment.
sometimes they stole your stuff
lol
such is life in br
yes
we trust more FeDEX, UPS than the BR post service.
MISERY AND WOE
THERE'S NO SUGAR FOR MY COFFEE
status
to you or
they destroyed his product for no reason
no
not mine
ok
ya i heard
the br mail is shit
and learn
**18** players, map is **Defficiency**
gotta ping the bot
ya
the box is destroyed, charging cables for the joysticks is destroyed too
and one of the joysticks is destroyed too
i hope his console is ok
tfw they'll pay for 100kΒ£ of equipment but they won't pay you 2kΒ£ more a year for the service of making projects possible
@kammerjunk it isnt an actual word
just
I can give you thr meaning if you gib context
he killed him
shit people say in physics departments
then the guy he killed said kΓΆcsΓΆg
"i used to work with a nobel prize winner until he spontaneously died"
jesus christ
You've discovered a murder gold steel
apparently this guy fucking carked it
and i have to pick up where nobel boy left off
only nothing works
back to it on monday
for now
spess
and apple CRUMBLE
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
APPLECRUMBLE
When's pomf getting a Nobel peace prize
@Goldsteel cark you
you carkin wholesoc
@Bork ill tell the nobel comitee to nominate you for the peace prize for fixing sticky bans
this is sufficient conflict resolution
many people stopped suffering
sawbones is nominated for the ig nobel prize for 'smelliest human' in chemistry
π
I played that game
Subterrain
I got bored of it fifteen minutes in
I played you like a fiddle
π«
pull the trigger
π¦π«
No
Don't tell me what to do
But yeah that game gets boring fast
I like games about exploration
But when nothing at all happens
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