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2018-12-30 23:51:56 UTC

yeah well we are 1000 years behind so nope

2018-12-30 23:52:16 UTC

you ahve to actually show up in the office

2018-12-30 23:52:28 UTC

but tbh now it was kind of better than the time before i did it

2018-12-30 23:52:41 UTC

it was somewhat faster and first and foremost i ahvent got a stupid bitch

2018-12-30 23:52:58 UTC

so you sign up for unemployment benefits?

2018-12-30 23:53:31 UTC

>hurr durr where are you looking for a job are you reading newspapers what kind of job

2018-12-30 23:53:38 UTC

>unemployment benefits?

2018-12-30 23:53:43 UTC

there are no unemployment benefits

2018-12-30 23:53:44 UTC

mehh tbh

2018-12-30 23:53:59 UTC

i kind of watn to give up on everything now

2018-12-30 23:54:21 UTC

i know a few guys who are on disability aid

2018-12-30 23:54:31 UTC

you can get some small benefits from depression somehow heree

2018-12-30 23:54:32 UTC

its where people go if they dont want to work at all

2018-12-30 23:54:37 UTC

for whatever reason

2018-12-30 23:54:42 UTC

i should beeeee just doing that and keep rotting

2018-12-30 23:54:52 UTC

its harder to get

2018-12-30 23:55:01 UTC

im sure also u need to meet with pshycologists and stuff

2018-12-30 23:55:12 UTC

im already like

2018-12-30 23:55:27 UTC

i have meet a lot already

2018-12-30 23:55:30 UTC

i mean privately

2018-12-30 23:55:39 UTC

i have psychotherapy now

2018-12-30 23:55:43 UTC

and im on drugs

2018-12-30 23:55:50 UTC

but my therapist is kind of like

2018-12-30 23:55:53 UTC

she doesnt know what to do

2018-12-30 23:56:13 UTC

i wish i was born in qatar

2018-12-30 23:56:18 UTC

last time she almost cired lmfao

2018-12-30 23:56:20 UTC

and get my free allowance

2018-12-30 23:56:25 UTC

qatar sucks whatthe fuck

2018-12-30 23:56:34 UTC

not if ur ethnic qatar

2018-12-30 23:56:41 UTC

and a man

2018-12-30 23:56:47 UTC

im already disgusted

2018-12-30 23:56:51 UTC

the women have it nice too im sure

2018-12-30 23:57:05 UTC

hur durr nice country you get killed for drugs or whatever

2018-12-30 23:57:16 UTC

im never going to visit any muslim country

2018-12-30 23:57:28 UTC

im not funding idiots

2018-12-30 23:57:29 UTC

muslim countries arent that bad dude

2018-12-30 23:57:36 UTC

to visit anyway

2018-12-30 23:57:36 UTC

yeah not at all

2018-12-30 23:57:39 UTC

they are literal cancer

2018-12-30 23:58:00 UTC

the only not fucked up muslim country is idk turkey

2018-12-30 23:58:08 UTC

I'm just checking something out - try solving this problem

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529085815410786326/1545896076352.png

2018-12-30 23:58:38 UTC

yeah no one cares everyone with brain will solve this easily go back to your computer scinetists or other amoebes

2018-12-30 23:59:39 UTC

best thing about muslim countries

2018-12-30 23:59:45 UTC

is when you negotiate street prices

2018-12-30 23:59:47 UTC

trust me

2018-12-30 23:59:47 UTC

>everyone with brain will solve this easily
I'm waiting then

2018-12-30 23:59:49 UTC

it never gets old

2018-12-31 00:00:00 UTC

its like tunisia egypt might be alright because they care about tourists so they are not going to kill you

2018-12-31 00:00:25 UTC

most of them care about tourists alot

2018-12-31 00:00:29 UTC

morocco aswell

2018-12-31 00:00:33 UTC

OH NON ON O NO NO NONO

2018-12-31 00:00:34 UTC

despite the recent shit happening

2018-12-31 00:00:35 UTC

NONONONONOONON

2018-12-31 00:00:35 UTC

XDDDDDD

2018-12-31 00:00:43 UTC

yeah but the vid

2018-12-31 00:00:44 UTC

was horryfing

2018-12-31 00:00:47 UTC

her scream

2018-12-31 00:00:49 UTC

aaa

2018-12-31 00:00:54 UTC

at least she died fast i think

2018-12-31 00:00:58 UTC

a friend of mine lived in morocco for 2 months at a moroccan family

2018-12-31 00:01:12 UTC

he got alot of friends simply for being white

2018-12-31 00:01:25 UTC

but yeah

2018-12-31 00:01:32 UTC

in every muslim country there are extremesist

2018-12-31 00:01:41 UTC

like the extremists who killed those 2 girls

2018-12-31 00:01:55 UTC

@seler its 100%

2018-12-31 00:02:02 UTC

everyone whos not a fucking engineer will know it

2018-12-31 00:02:26 UTC

ok sorry im too angry but i got triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggered

2018-12-31 00:02:39 UTC

>in every muslim country there are extremesist
yeah you see

2018-12-31 00:02:41 UTC

thats the point

2018-12-31 00:02:53 UTC

in normal country there are no extremists that will behead you

2018-12-31 00:03:01 UTC

maybe not in europe

2018-12-31 00:03:07 UTC

but here we have different types of murderes

2018-12-31 00:03:11 UTC

who still kill you

2018-12-31 00:03:12 UTC

randomly

2018-12-31 00:03:43 UTC

hmm

2018-12-31 00:03:53 UTC

yeah

2018-12-31 00:04:03 UTC

but i prefer to be killed by a good murderer

2018-12-31 00:04:05 UTC

its alot easier to get angry about extremists killing tourists

2018-12-31 00:04:06 UTC

and not an islamist

2018-12-31 00:04:14 UTC

than tourists getting killed in south america

2018-12-31 00:04:22 UTC

for being in the middle of some drug feud

2018-12-31 00:04:31 UTC

or somebody getting robbed and killed in china

2018-12-31 00:04:43 UTC

there was some polsih couple that went to italy and he got beaten up and she got raped

2018-12-31 00:04:48 UTC

by refugees

2018-12-31 00:04:52 UTC

and she was pretty chill afterwards for some reason

2018-12-31 00:04:59 UTC

>everyone whos not a fucking engineer will know it
you don't even imagine how many people get that one wrong
like 1/20 gets it right
just why

2018-12-31 00:05:03 UTC

bro

2018-12-31 00:05:18 UTC

>or somebody getting robbed and killed in china
isnt china kind of safe at this point

2018-12-31 00:05:28 UTC

some girls are kinda fucked in the head

2018-12-31 00:05:34 UTC

and are fine with rape as long as they dont get hurt

2018-12-31 00:06:16 UTC

@seler yeah well not many people know about things like that even tho they are rather rudimentary for anyone interested in maths

2018-12-31 00:06:37 UTC

lemon heeeeeeeelp me

2018-12-31 00:06:41 UTC

how do i pureeeeeee virgin

2018-12-31 00:06:53 UTC

i dont want a thot that was fucked by 1000000000 sebixes already

2018-12-31 00:07:00 UTC

i can give you money for a polish prostitute

2018-12-31 00:07:08 UTC

no i ewnat a pure virgin gf

2018-12-31 00:07:13 UTC

>prostitutes

2018-12-31 00:07:14 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2018-12-31 00:07:15 UTC

oh wait

2018-12-31 00:07:19 UTC

so thats how you lost your virginity

2018-12-31 00:07:21 UTC

<:haha:318675605233336330>

2018-12-31 00:07:26 UTC

๐Ÿคฆ

2018-12-31 00:07:27 UTC

thats how we all lose our virginity

2018-12-31 00:07:31 UTC

๐Ÿคฆ

2018-12-31 00:07:33 UTC

you fucka girl

2018-12-31 00:07:35 UTC

i dont even

2018-12-31 00:07:36 UTC

>they are rather rudimentary for anyone interested in maths
I asked that question in various it/cs related groups and it was like throwing grenades into a crib

2018-12-31 00:07:37 UTC

then she wants money for food

2018-12-31 00:07:47 UTC

isnt poland full of virgin pure qts

2018-12-31 00:07:50 UTC

and she lost her jacket so you give her money for that aswell

2018-12-31 00:07:58 UTC

all you have to do is be rich right

2018-12-31 00:08:09 UTC

@seler no offence but cs/it arent actually very knowledgeable

2018-12-31 00:08:15 UTC

i mean they know how to DO stuff

2018-12-31 00:08:35 UTC

they are not into pure knowledge

2018-12-31 00:09:07 UTC

and dealing with infinties is not of thee utmost practical importance i think

2018-12-31 00:09:53 UTC

but physicists actauaaalyyyyyy saaaay its alright somehowwww they incorrrporoateeee them and use them and it all works

2018-12-31 00:09:55 UTC

or so i heard

2018-12-31 00:10:11 UTC

>isnt poland full of virgin pure qts
no it isnt and if it is my life is fucked up i want to die die die die

2018-12-31 00:10:12 UTC

aaaaaaaaaaa

2018-12-31 00:10:22 UTC

lol u think a girl would make u happier

2018-12-31 00:10:24 UTC

sorry man

2018-12-31 00:10:31 UTC

i neeeed a teeea im melting down

2018-12-31 00:10:57 UTC

i need to bring the blood in my caffeeeeeeeeeeeine system to an acceptaaaaaaaaableeeeee leeeeeeeeeeeeeevel

2018-12-31 00:11:14 UTC

>lol u think a girl would make u happier
yeah you think making you happy would make you happy

2018-12-31 00:11:18 UTC

hmm who would have thought!

2018-12-31 00:11:52 UTC

maybe u just need some weed dude...

2018-12-31 00:13:27 UTC

nah

2018-12-31 00:13:29 UTC

i react very bad

2018-12-31 00:13:32 UTC

to weed to alcohol

2018-12-31 00:13:35 UTC

i cant stand it

2018-12-31 00:13:40 UTC

i neeeeeeed a gf

2018-12-31 00:13:58 UTC

maybe ur more of an upper kinda guy

2018-12-31 00:14:01 UTC

try amphetamines

2018-12-31 00:14:07 UTC

gf would make me happy

2018-12-31 00:14:21 UTC

you can simulate having a gf

2018-12-31 00:14:22 UTC

yeeeeeah well dude idk

2018-12-31 00:14:30 UTC

by taking good shit

2018-12-31 00:14:32 UTC

im not trying to be edgy or something but my brain is fucked up

2018-12-31 00:14:42 UTC

i have no kind of motivation willpower nothing

2018-12-31 00:15:04 UTC

but i dont think amphetamine will help

2018-12-31 00:15:14 UTC

also the fuck is wrong with you are you taking shit like that?

2018-12-31 00:15:16 UTC

i remember

2018-12-31 00:15:25 UTC

cheshire went into drugs like really hard

2018-12-31 00:15:32 UTC

i dont take it often

2018-12-31 00:15:38 UTC

except marijuana i take more

2018-12-31 00:16:00 UTC

because it doesnt fuck me up the day after

2018-12-31 00:16:06 UTC

reee please for the sake of the galatical human empire please stop taking rugs

2018-12-31 00:16:19 UTC

then solve boredom for me

2018-12-31 00:16:37 UTC

is this your sister

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529090465799077907/1521115281137.jpg

2018-12-31 00:16:46 UTC

my sister doesnt have blonde hair

2018-12-31 00:16:53 UTC

this one perhaps?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529090536053669888/1526611672698.jpg

2018-12-31 00:16:58 UTC

>norwegian

2018-12-31 00:17:00 UTC

>no blonde

2018-12-31 00:17:02 UTC

haha

2018-12-31 00:17:06 UTC

yeah

2018-12-31 00:17:06 UTC

post your sis tho

2018-12-31 00:17:26 UTC

i dont really have pictures of my sister

2018-12-31 00:17:28 UTC

on my computer

2018-12-31 00:17:38 UTC

i would if i could believe me

2018-12-31 00:18:14 UTC

i can post yu my sis

2018-12-31 00:18:23 UTC

sure man

2018-12-31 00:18:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529090951059210260/IMG_20181228_233215.jpg

2018-12-31 00:18:39 UTC

: )

2018-12-31 00:18:44 UTC

dont tell me thats ur hands

2018-12-31 00:18:48 UTC

no thats sis

2018-12-31 00:18:56 UTC

nice

2018-12-31 00:19:06 UTC

i was in zaaaaaaaakopane on christmas

2018-12-31 00:19:25 UTC

we went with parents idk why wee always had normal christmas

2018-12-31 00:19:32 UTC

zakopane is in the mountains

2018-12-31 00:19:45 UTC

hmmm i dont have interesting photos

2018-12-31 00:20:07 UTC

90% of my pictures are from work

2018-12-31 00:20:12 UTC

not much interesting

2018-12-31 00:20:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529091402714447882/IMG_20181226_123917.jpg

2018-12-31 00:20:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529091473262641153/IMG_20181225_122320_HDR.jpg

2018-12-31 00:20:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529091536726654977/IMG_20181224_123942_DRO.jpg

2018-12-31 00:21:24 UTC

you were in zakopane with your cat

2018-12-31 00:21:28 UTC

no

2018-12-31 00:22:05 UTC

this not my photo ofc but iw waaaaaaaas there

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529091844580179968/46100423812_3a19b3cbee_k.jpg

2018-12-31 00:22:32 UTC

idk thats shit tbh polish mountains suck ass

2018-12-31 00:22:35 UTC

damn... poland has comfy mountain villages?

2018-12-31 00:22:43 UTC

yes it does

2018-12-31 00:22:53 UTC

those arent the very best mountains we have but its not really much more than that

2018-12-31 00:22:58 UTC

ive been in the alps

2018-12-31 00:23:02 UTC

and its much betttter

2018-12-31 00:23:50 UTC

i wonder how the alps compare to what we have

2018-12-31 00:23:54 UTC

i think this is the very best so not very impressive

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529092300178063392/39093739600_0f38177fa9_k.jpg

2018-12-31 00:24:15 UTC

the closest to thealps ive been is northern italy

2018-12-31 00:24:20 UTC

i could see it from a distance

2018-12-31 00:24:29 UTC

and the plane flew over the alps

2018-12-31 00:24:41 UTC

its definetly top tier mountains

2018-12-31 00:24:44 UTC

i think ive been in the tallest part

2018-12-31 00:24:52 UTC

chamonix

2018-12-31 00:25:25 UTC

but the tallest peak wasnt visible that day

2018-12-31 00:25:28 UTC

what was it called

2018-12-31 00:25:30 UTC

<:thonking:318673885497262091>

2018-12-31 00:26:00 UTC

nothing compares to our fjords however

2018-12-31 00:26:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529092834016624640/Reine2C20Norway20winter2028m29.png

2018-12-31 00:26:06 UTC

anyway ride to the sighting spot on igu du midi or whatever costed 50 euros so bbbbbbbbbiilion pln so i would nt go there anyway

2018-12-31 00:26:14 UTC

hurrrrrrr duurrr

2018-12-31 00:26:27 UTC

new zealand has them as well

2018-12-31 00:26:42 UTC

and iceland has already surpassed you in black metal

2018-12-31 00:26:47 UTC

norway isnt my best friend anymore!

2018-12-31 00:27:08 UTC

we even have beautiful beaches

2018-12-31 00:27:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529093117924605973/bunes-beach-lofoten-hiking-01-1030x687.png

2018-12-31 00:27:19 UTC

yeah -50 thank you

2018-12-31 00:27:28 UTC

yeah ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-12-31 00:27:35 UTC

we have sea

2018-12-31 00:27:38 UTC

and its cold af

2018-12-31 00:27:45 UTC

poland has sea

2018-12-31 00:27:47 UTC

...the more you know

2018-12-31 00:27:52 UTC

baltic sea

2018-12-31 00:27:54 UTC

the povert sea

2018-12-31 00:28:02 UTC

the russian waste dump

2018-12-31 00:28:34 UTC

its not that cold in the summer tho

2018-12-31 00:28:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529093487010775059/759241535_b1da62c291_b.png

2018-12-31 00:28:52 UTC

fuck i was looking for teh comfy village mountain pic in polish folder because i thought there was some with a hut on it

2018-12-31 00:28:54 UTC

but i cant find it

2018-12-31 00:28:59 UTC

so ill post something from the german folder

2018-12-31 00:30:05 UTC

oh this one is beautiful

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529093856898318356/43515128602_7731349271_k.jpg

2018-12-31 00:30:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529093898136584193/skills.jpg

2018-12-31 00:31:31 UTC

yeah pretty nice

2018-12-31 00:31:56 UTC

fuuuuck i cant find the huts

2018-12-31 00:34:07 UTC

hello polan

2018-12-31 00:34:25 UTC

ok i cant find any german comfy mountain pics either

2018-12-31 00:34:26 UTC

ffs

2018-12-31 00:34:44 UTC

i cant find a german gf eitehr

2018-12-31 00:35:05 UTC

die lemon#8020

2018-12-31 00:36:10 UTC

so i just post this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529095388913860608/38699972534_e21385f17d_k.jpg

2018-12-31 00:36:11 UTC

because fuck everything

2018-12-31 00:36:45 UTC

fuck u max

2018-12-31 00:36:54 UTC

burger ass

2018-12-31 00:36:57 UTC

and thats not even the pic of dolomites i wanted to post

2018-12-31 00:36:57 UTC

im sorry

2018-12-31 00:37:01 UTC

>german women

2018-12-31 00:37:02 UTC

i dont mean it at all

2018-12-31 00:37:05 UTC

they arent so good

2018-12-31 00:37:13 UTC

its all good

2018-12-31 00:37:15 UTC

can we shake hands

2018-12-31 00:37:16 UTC

im just playing

2018-12-31 00:37:22 UTC

oh thats the one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529095689037152256/36752081215_a6ca1f11d9_h.jpg

2018-12-31 00:37:24 UTC

me likey likey

2018-12-31 00:38:10 UTC

german women are ugly but I would fuck lena unconscious

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/529095888505798657/2.bild.jpg

2018-12-31 00:38:18 UTC

oohhhfuuuck

2018-12-31 00:38:20 UTC

nice

2018-12-31 00:38:21 UTC

this body type gets me so hard

2018-12-31 00:38:25 UTC

im lonely

2018-12-31 00:38:31 UTC

who else

2018-12-31 00:38:33 UTC

she lost weight and now looks sooooooo fucking good

2018-12-31 00:38:47 UTC

a fucking elvish goddess

2018-12-31 00:38:54 UTC

btw shes obviously not pure blood german : )

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