german language gays and gentlemen

>dead me

<:haha:318675605233336330>

It means kill

You fuck

T. Srpszakovskispzi Michailosz

Töten=to transfer someone to todness

you are not killing people in german

you are deading them

<:haha:318675605233336330>

Kek

tfw no cute German to brutally murder me <:sadkitty:502900696895586324>

to brutally dead you

I will dead you since you betrayed my love

🗡

imma play this war of mine

@rogalik shut UP you giant cumstain of Europa

Other pussy languages need to invent different words for transferring somebody to a state of death to cope with it

We just say it as it is

^

Chad language

whats spain @DEATH FUNK

wer hoch steigt der wird tief fallen

Not european

Spain is pretty much africa

*not European*

NEUNUNDNEUNZIG LUFTBALLONS

AUF IHREM WEG

ZUM HORIZONT

chad comment tbh

Well I am chad

If Spain didn’t exist we wouldn’t have those inbred mutant spic freaks below our border

hahaha

average spanish man

i love spen...

Spanish women are hot however but GODDAMN THEY’RE HUGE DORKS

doinks

women = whores

would you?

I met this one Spanish chick two years ago at my uni we both instantly bonded over deus ex and manga but Jesus christx she was a fanatic and got a stupid big tattoo of Adam Jensen on her arm

No

Only if i get to knlw her first

Maybe

my city:

Guys this sexism is really disgusting, please talk about our dishwashers with more respect

meine liebe kann dich nicht gebe @seler

@seler post more

Dir

Geben

meine germanische bestestirte : )

I like how they transcribe the dialect

Wiener lol <:NotLikeLmao:574929809294098432>

Kek

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig actually what the fuck is this kek

some government thing?

Guy's getting shit from the police, was lying on the sidewalk and told th epolice "what do you gay wankers want from me, of course you gay (no idea what Kiwara means, must be some dialect thing), think you're something better because you're wearing a uniform, you unnecessary assholes, you wanker can't report me, you dicksuckers can't do shit"

<:LEL:438764451999645696>

Based

Hi domek

Shit

```Der Ausdruck Kiberer (auch Kieberer, Kiwara) für den einzelnen Polizisten, für die Organisation: Kiberei (auch Kieberei, Kiwarei), wird in Österreich, speziell in Wien, umgangssprachlich für ‚Polizist‘ bzw. als Bezeichnung für die gesamte Polizei verwendet. ```

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig do you use telegram ?

pls say yes

I have telegram but never use it

Barely know anyone who uses it

A lot of Rus anons mostly

<:apu_smug:485873095765131274>

i dont

why

Well people use Snapchat here

I only have discord

fuck

lol

<:sadkitty:502900696895586324>

I’m having too much fun on it

Sending stickers is fun

<:awoo:493031393060847651>

Ok

Isn't it same as emojis

should I get it or what?

👁 👅 👁

I dont really see a reason not to monopolize

U can DL it if u want and try

can I do it without my real phonenumber?

lol it’s ok dw

Don't know

hmm aight

<:cage:540066752076447744>

I don't remember

Probably yes

>tell us your phone number adress name

@rogalik <:cage:540066752076447744> <:cage:540066752076447744> <:cage:540066752076447744> <:cage:540066752076447744>

<:zlotajanusztwarz:355362136647794689>

I need new shoes

Who is going with me to buy

Damn boring

Why are your pants and shoes two different colors <:LEL:438764451999645696>

Haha yeah I saw it

Thats weird

Must be the light

U see that blue thing

I think u know what it is

<:dick:265931462673432586>

80 inch indian monster cock

Hehe

👅

>inch

ok I got it what now

is there a domek group

There should be kek

Join 2ch group

oh fuck

>join russians

Ahahhaha

<:LEL:438764451999645696>

>2ch

Hehe

I post a foto of me and timestamp on 2ch

They saved that thread forever btw

whats even the point of telegram

Was holy epic

Well more secure than some other apps

Otherwise u can get Wickr that means u don't need email or phone number to create account

what

>Well more secure than some other apps
i dont care about security im not smuggling or buying drugs tbh

Well it's not only about that

Some companies sell information about users

rip

so what does telegram sell instead

users souls?

I have no clue

They get revenue somehow

It’s funded by Pável

I think

Also creator a Russian dude named Pavel Durov is backed by some German company

Also it’s being frequently used for communication for that reason in the Hong Kong protests

@rogalik idiot

Yes I use Telegram how did u know

post number already

Here’s my number

If u gonna use it add me too maybe

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I might get more use of it

Since I don't wanna use VK anymore

I have 3 accounts there and they don't ler me delete

use facebook

Why are you using vk

like any normal person

Facebook is worse

wtf

I deleted Facebook

It sucks even more

whats so bad about facebook

Everything

You can’t be serious

like what

It was good early

Do u remember when it just got out

nope

At that time it was actually handy

whats so bad about facebook?

The wall spam

i dont get any wall spam really

My pictures is bad now also

I do whole library from Facebook

The only thing I really miss is some buddies of mine

like every other social media site it stores and watches everything FOREVER

I'd delete my fb but I need the shithole anime groups and shittier memes from there

>like every other social media site it stores and watches everything FOREVER
fortunately I live in the EU : )

@j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ anime was a mistake

in a great country that protects my privacy : )

<:worldspaun:364156410113818654>

Anyone who got any idea for how to cut my mat on balcony

I suck at this

I want to be in shitty anime groups

normie memes are sometimes funny

I’m going to the gym soon

Any idea what I can do

Ahh

I need to slim down some more before I visit Germany ;)

>even death funk goes to gym

Maybe get some white pen

Nice

Is that..fake grass?

<:ohmy:485875897795084288>

Yeah

wtf <:WAT:485874536332656650>

I fixed it on my balcony

Turn that side into a flower patch

ez

I can't have real here now

I never seen that on a balcony

Well now u have

Anime was a mistake just like me, but at least we can bait retarded weebs and kpoppers 🤠

The mat was big

But I have to cut it straight

I wish someone could help me with that

My hands are not as stable

@j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ u were not a misstake

i like those chairs

@ストーリーライター Hornbach

is it comfy tho

They look good with some sheepskin as well

Yeah they are actually

jmm

thry dont look like it

@ストーリーライター well maybe, but it's like a lounge sofa feel

cat walker

lads how do i talk to a grill

I exhausted all the topics

..

Ez

Have sex

@igge noice

<:LEL:438764451999645696>

i wish i had normal balcony

i wish i had sex

@ストーリーライター well believe me I lived in a small apartment before

It was shit

talk about her

girls love it

i dont feel like talking personally

*about personal matters

it doesnt have to be personal

just ask her about some not much important things

her opinion

or preference

on what

are you that clueless

anything lll

lol

girls LOVE when people ask them things

cus they get attention lol

and I don't mean girls like attention whores

but that's normal cus it means u care about their opinion

i have no idea

what topic to talk about

@ストーリーライター why do women watch lesbian porn

topics should come naturally

Something u have in common