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2019-07-11 16:36:36 UTC

nice

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yeah mannnn

2019-07-11 16:38:12 UTC

g0 sPeN

2019-07-11 16:41:21 UTC

yeah great i didnt qualify for my second choice so surely i wont qualify for the first choice uni great another wasted year

2019-07-11 16:41:25 UTC

. . .

2019-07-11 16:41:35 UTC

<:thinkinghappy:318673807412035584>

2019-07-11 16:41:39 UTC

What were the choices?

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doesnt matter

2019-07-11 16:41:53 UTC

it matters that im fucked

2019-07-11 16:41:59 UTC

Get a job niggar

2019-07-11 16:42:06 UTC

might as well kys

2019-07-11 16:42:28 UTC

Wrong attitude

2019-07-11 16:42:38 UTC

Why didn't you qualify?

2019-07-11 16:42:56 UTC

stfu wrong atttitude dude im 5 years behind my peers now

2019-07-11 16:43:02 UTC

ive had enough of failures

2019-07-11 16:43:18 UTC

i cant even think of what do I want to do anyway

2019-07-11 16:43:23 UTC

You are not fucking answering MY QUESTION YOU ATTENTION SEEKING CUNT

2019-07-11 16:43:32 UTC

I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU

2019-07-11 16:43:42 UTC

how is any of this helping me

2019-07-11 16:43:46 UTC

i didnt qualify thats all

2019-07-11 16:43:51 UTC

what questions are you asking ffs

2019-07-11 16:43:58 UTC

nothing can change that now

2019-07-11 16:44:19 UTC

Nevermind

2019-07-11 16:44:29 UTC

Get a fucking job and make yourself useful

2019-07-11 16:44:58 UTC

fuck off

2019-07-11 16:45:10 UTC

you can't have a postive life with a negative attitude

2019-07-11 16:45:17 UTC

^

2019-07-11 16:45:46 UTC

you cant have a positive attitude if you feel like shit all the time

2019-07-11 16:46:04 UTC

how about you start changing?

2019-07-11 16:46:07 UTC

you must be seriously retarded talking about positive attitude

2019-07-11 16:46:11 UTC

to a clinically depressed person lol

2019-07-11 16:46:16 UTC

depression is not going to go by itself

2019-07-11 16:46:24 UTC

i cant have a positive attitude just as a person with a broken leg cant run you idiot

2019-07-11 16:46:44 UTC

fucking positive attitude

2019-07-11 16:46:51 UTC

@Georgiboy just drop it, don't torture yourself

2019-07-11 16:46:52 UTC

do you think I have never thought of it by myself?

2019-07-11 16:46:53 UTC

christ

2019-07-11 17:00:13 UTC

Hello there

2019-07-11 17:00:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/598921661231792128/1562856330925.jpg

2019-07-11 17:01:46 UTC

i wanna dieee

2019-07-11 17:02:03 UTC

What's going on ?

2019-07-11 17:05:08 UTC

Oh, you didn't qualify for your college choice ?
That sucks 😦

2019-07-11 17:05:29 UTC

What did you want to qualify for ?

2019-07-11 17:07:31 UTC

i messed it up anyway

2019-07-11 17:07:50 UTC

should have signed up for other things and unis too that was stupid from me but im fucking unable to think about serious things like that clearly

2019-07-11 17:07:56 UTC

i dont think im fit for any uni with this mental state

2019-07-11 17:07:59 UTC

.....

2019-07-11 17:10:11 UTC

yo

2019-07-11 17:10:18 UTC

how you be

2019-07-11 17:11:49 UTC

I'm good and you ?

2019-07-11 17:12:11 UTC

Hey Jupiter, it's hard to find what to do and how to do it in life. Don't give up :p)

2019-07-11 17:12:47 UTC

You take drugs?

2019-07-11 17:12:57 UTC

No, never took any drug

2019-07-11 17:13:07 UTC

Sports?

2019-07-11 17:13:07 UTC

I don't even drink alcohol or coffee

2019-07-11 17:13:28 UTC

I go swimming and cycling with friends, but it's veeeery casual

2019-07-11 17:13:39 UTC

aw man i LOVE drugs

2019-07-11 17:13:49 UTC

T. Happy person

2019-07-11 17:13:50 UTC

i just CANT stop SNORTING some good old DOPE

2019-07-11 17:14:44 UTC

I won't take anything that will mess up with my brain

2019-07-11 17:15:05 UTC

what if

2019-07-11 17:15:14 UTC

there was a drug that made you more intelligent

2019-07-11 17:16:05 UTC

No drug can make you smarter. Plus, I wouldn't want to be smarter

2019-07-11 17:16:14 UTC

everything comes up with a price

2019-07-11 17:17:00 UTC

dont you know about modafinil

2019-07-11 17:17:25 UTC

it does nothing for me because i am already narcoleptic but people who take it score higher on tests

2019-07-11 17:17:37 UTC

psychostimuland doesn't make you smarter ;D

2019-07-11 17:19:35 UTC

But y'know, if you want to be smarter, just increase your knowledge

2019-07-11 17:20:08 UTC

T. ...weeb

2019-07-11 17:22:07 UTC

Everything comes with a price. Guys with 160/160 IQ aren't happy. They often have bigger problems

2019-07-11 17:23:57 UTC

What is the average IQ of a weeb?

2019-07-11 17:24:16 UTC

I'd say same as general population

2019-07-11 17:24:19 UTC

so 100

2019-07-11 17:24:21 UTC

average

2019-07-11 17:28:49 UTC

my iq is 0

2019-07-11 17:28:54 UTC
2019-07-11 17:29:14 UTC

😩

2019-07-11 17:32:54 UTC
2019-07-11 17:32:58 UTC

🤔

2019-07-11 17:38:57 UTC

@rogalik your IQ can't be 0

2019-07-11 17:39:17 UTC

Don't underestimate yourself just because you failed at something. Failure is how humans learn

2019-07-11 17:40:04 UTC

@Nylreth in this modern world failure is not an option

2019-07-11 17:40:50 UTC

a human that never fails is not a human

2019-07-11 17:40:53 UTC

spent 5 years college before entering nurse school. I value these years and don't consider them a failure

2019-07-11 17:41:19 UTC

But yeah, some fellow nurses were 4 years younger than me

2019-07-11 17:41:22 UTC

and ?

2019-07-11 17:41:32 UTC

i spent 4 years on nothing

2019-07-11 17:42:05 UTC

You life isn't over. You have an entire year to plan for the next one. Consider this as preparation time

2019-07-11 17:42:28 UTC

this year was already a preparation time 😩

2019-07-11 17:42:32 UTC

and 3 years before

2019-07-11 17:42:34 UTC

😩

2019-07-11 17:42:49 UTC

Currently i'm on a waiting list for next year uni. Don't think i'll have a place. Will do what I can on my own

2019-07-11 17:43:14 UTC

What do you want to study, Jupiter ?

2019-07-11 17:43:50 UTC

st fu

2019-07-11 17:43:59 UTC

😦

2019-07-11 17:44:14 UTC

RUDE AND UNCALLED FOR

2019-07-11 17:45:17 UTC

negative negative negative

2019-07-11 17:45:40 UTC

im lonely and i seek companionship but im rude to everyone

2019-07-11 17:47:02 UTC

@Nylreth what uni?

2019-07-11 17:47:27 UTC

I want to study computer science this year

2019-07-11 17:47:41 UTC

🙄 you can study that on your own

2019-07-11 17:47:44 UTC

Tbqh

2019-07-11 17:47:51 UTC

Easiest stuff you can study

2019-07-11 17:47:52 UTC

I go to college on a regular basis (distance college), while working

2019-07-11 17:48:08 UTC

<:haHAA:320314457500811264>

2019-07-11 17:48:17 UTC

I know I can start studying on my own. I just like college

2019-07-11 17:48:29 UTC

wait a minute

2019-07-11 17:48:36 UTC

You doing to bang cuties

2019-07-11 17:48:40 UTC

You perv french

2019-07-11 17:48:42 UTC

-_-

2019-07-11 17:48:52 UTC

Distance college means I don't really GO to the college

2019-07-11 17:48:56 UTC

Getting away from your wife eh?

2019-07-11 17:49:07 UTC

I'm married, with children, and not interested in anyone beside my wife

2019-07-11 17:49:15 UTC

Ok

2019-07-11 17:49:16 UTC

Jaun

2019-07-11 17:49:18 UTC

Yo

2019-07-11 17:49:27 UTC

Yo substance abuse monkey

2019-07-11 17:49:34 UTC

Wussup?

2019-07-11 17:49:38 UTC

yo

2019-07-11 17:49:53 UTC

I just like to study. Did a biology degree, an education one, and now Computer science would be cool

2019-07-11 17:50:02 UTC

gib your wifes nudes

2019-07-11 17:50:05 UTC

i need to fap

2019-07-11 17:50:20 UTC

Like dude, you said earlier you filled 4 years in college

2019-07-11 17:50:28 UTC

Then you went nursing school

2019-07-11 17:50:36 UTC

Like wth degrees are those

2019-07-11 17:50:45 UTC

1 year degreess

2019-07-11 17:52:14 UTC

goodness me

2019-07-11 17:52:18 UTC

No, bachelor degrees

2019-07-11 17:52:46 UTC

And no Jupiter, I'm no cuck or exhibitionist, I don't share my wife, sorry

2019-07-11 17:54:48 UTC

I was 5 years in college:
-2 science years, no degree earned
-2 years biology, degree earned
-1 year med school, was ranked 11/22X in my afterclass school, didn't show up to term exams because, don't want to be a doctor.
THen 3 years nursing school to have a health degree
And then I had an education degree while working

2019-07-11 17:55:15 UTC

And now I aim for a computer science degree

2019-07-11 17:55:55 UTC

Ok. You got a sister?

2019-07-11 17:56:11 UTC

who wants to come over with me to the human flesh store and buy some delicious human flesh

2019-07-11 17:58:13 UTC

two sisters, yes

2019-07-11 17:58:24 UTC

little sisters

2019-07-11 17:58:30 UTC

oy vey

2019-07-11 17:58:39 UTC

29 and 24 years old

2019-07-11 17:59:27 UTC

@Nylreth brother-in-law, wussup?

2019-07-11 17:59:56 UTC

No, the first sister is already married with kids, the second don't even has a boyfriend

2019-07-11 18:00:48 UTC

I gave my resignation today, I will work until 5th of August and then I will have paid holidays to the end of Auguat, new job from September. Current boss said thats its alright and that Im a good employee and the door are always open for me if I decide to come back

2019-07-11 18:01:19 UTC

<:honk:580787452420292639>

2019-07-11 18:01:24 UTC

niggar

2019-07-11 18:01:29 UTC

Jaun's sister is too tall

2019-07-11 18:01:30 UTC

nylreth

2019-07-11 18:01:36 UTC

Probably has his nose

2019-07-11 18:01:39 UTC

do you feel comfortable saying the n word

2019-07-11 18:01:53 UTC

nigggrrrr

2019-07-11 18:01:54 UTC
2019-07-11 18:02:06 UTC

Yup

2019-07-11 18:02:08 UTC

@fridgeanon impressive

2019-07-11 18:02:14 UTC

I don't say the n-word in public, no. Over the internet it's really easy

2019-07-11 18:02:17 UTC

I am happy

2019-07-11 18:02:32 UTC

Say it please

2019-07-11 18:02:42 UTC

Say the n word

2019-07-11 18:02:55 UTC

There's a word banlist, isn't it ?

2019-07-11 18:03:01 UTC

Nigger

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Nah

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No there isnt

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nigger

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YES

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<:haha:318675605233336330>

2019-07-11 18:03:27 UTC

screenshotted

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AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJAJAAJJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

2019-07-11 18:03:40 UTC

Dis dude be on drugs

2019-07-11 18:03:47 UTC

Probably, yeah

2019-07-11 18:04:02 UTC

jaun down jaun down jaun down

2019-07-11 18:04:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/598937566754111488/Screenshot_20190711-200333_Discord.jpg

2019-07-11 18:04:17 UTC

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A word is a word. Intention is what makes it bad

2019-07-11 18:05:10 UTC

there is no context in the screenshot

2019-07-11 18:05:14 UTC

Say that to the judge klansman

2019-07-11 18:05:18 UTC

now we can use it in offensive manner

2019-07-11 18:05:40 UTC

You probably could, but it won't hurt me, and won't have more effect that saying it yourself

2019-07-11 18:05:54 UTC

<:wojakcrying:580864744651489290>

2019-07-11 18:05:54 UTC

shut up you

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So I don't really catch the point. Feel free to use it if you want 😃

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Bf made creme brulee

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2. Spam, engage in offtopic on non-general channels or post nsfw on sfw channels.

2019-07-11 18:07:46 UTC

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2019-07-11 18:08:03 UTC

how is this spam

2019-07-11 18:08:12 UTC

its not spam its art

2019-07-11 18:08:13 UTC

There is no moderation hede

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Here

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I need some more serverz

2019-07-11 18:09:21 UTC

post wife bobies

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yes i classify this as art

2019-07-11 18:09:36 UTC

Already told you I wont do this, sorry

2019-07-11 18:09:46 UTC

<:amgery:476031669313470467>

2019-07-11 18:09:52 UTC

@uhm this server is the best

2019-07-11 18:09:54 UTC

this server is the only server

2019-07-11 18:10:01 UTC

stop looking for other servers!

2019-07-11 18:10:36 UTC

should i play league of legends lads

2019-07-11 18:10:50 UTC

hmm i should go out with my doggo first

2019-07-11 18:10:58 UTC

are you good at lol?

2019-07-11 18:12:03 UTC

idk

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no

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play with me

2019-07-11 18:12:19 UTC

better than silver tho...

2019-07-11 18:15:02 UTC

talk to me when ur grandmaster

2019-07-11 18:16:48 UTC

how can you even compete?

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2019-07-11 18:19:15 UTC

What's that

2019-07-11 18:20:09 UTC

People who don't use English on Discord.

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2019-07-11 18:20:11 UTC

Change my mind.

2019-07-11 18:20:47 UTC

Iss meinen Kot

2019-07-11 18:22:21 UTC

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2019-07-11 18:22:28 UTC

Stream in 5 minutes

2019-07-11 18:23:21 UTC

team fortress 2 competitive

2019-07-11 18:23:59 UTC

iss meins

2019-07-11 18:24:01 UTC

nazi

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meinen*

2019-07-11 18:24:13 UTC

ur mom

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😋

2019-07-11 18:28:39 UTC

My crush is on holidays in portugal

2019-07-11 18:28:44 UTC

I want to cut myseld

2019-07-11 18:28:54 UTC

>having a crush on a person you dont know

2019-07-11 18:28:57 UTC

I will never understand

2019-07-11 18:29:07 UTC

it's possible

2019-07-11 18:29:14 UTC

yea I know

2019-07-11 18:29:35 UTC

people believe in love at first sight after all

2019-07-11 18:31:41 UTC

i dont understand how someone can have a crush on someone based on the persons appearance

2019-07-11 18:31:42 UTC

I've seen her

2019-07-11 18:32:15 UTC

its about knowing her

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I mean actually knowing

2019-07-11 18:32:46 UTC

appearance is important obv

2019-07-11 18:32:50 UTC

have you talked to her, ghoul?

2019-07-11 18:33:01 UTC

but imperfections will be rendered unimportant once you fall in love

2019-07-11 18:38:52 UTC

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2019-07-11 18:39:28 UTC

uber

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you are so right

2019-07-11 18:39:48 UTC

I usually am

2019-07-11 18:40:09 UTC

I am like, so wise

Über is an enlightened superior entity

2019-07-11 18:40:42 UTC

the name suddenly makes sense

2019-07-11 18:42:09 UTC

Yeah I talked to her a bit but I dont really know her no

2019-07-11 18:43:42 UTC

the one time I became somewhat infatuated with a woman I could observe myself falling in love because it happened so gradually. And we already knew each other for a few months. Maybe it's because I am so isolated but crushing on some almost random person seems outright impossible

2019-07-11 18:44:12 UTC

you'd be loving an abstraction

2019-07-11 18:44:17 UTC

not a person

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