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And my mom was sleeping so I didn't want to cook

And didn't want to buy anything either

2019-07-10 21:27:31 UTC

wow complaining about 66% wr

2019-07-10 21:27:40 UTC

are u a proffesional

2019-07-10 21:33:33 UTC

i need a gf

how much would you pay for my face reveal

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A cheese sandwhich

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ill pay with cum tribute

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i'd pay 0

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euro

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is that fine by you?

1 euro and we're fine

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😽

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>1 euro

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<:haha:318675605233336330>

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very expensive

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how are you going to pay anyways?

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paypal

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Ehhhh

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EHHHH

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ehh

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: (

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My patients won't sleep tonight

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why

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Don't know some of them are ringing

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Gave them what they needed to sleep

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Almost injected one of them

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<:haha:318675605233336330>

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But they should calm down now

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jesus thats awful

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He tried to destroy his door

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Gave him a choice : take his meds or an injection

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He made the right choice

2019-07-10 22:22:41 UTC

injection?

2019-07-10 22:23:00 UTC

Yeah, syringe + needle + neuroleptics

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Sometimes it's necessary

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But not today

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They all are asleep now

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Whiwh means I have time to work on my game scenario \o/

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Woah. One of my composer was missing in action, he gave me a soundtrack, but it's sounds like it comes directly from the funk years

2019-07-10 22:35:58 UTC

Would be nice if my setting was policemen in the 80's xD

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Or a game about a parodic spy

2019-07-10 22:38:47 UTC

geez i suck at chess so much

2019-07-10 22:39:29 UTC

beverly hills cop the videogame??

2019-07-10 22:45:34 UTC

Well my two other composers they choose a track needed out of a list, with advices

2019-07-10 22:46:13 UTC

He just went full creativity, but the result doesn't really fit in. With some tweaks I could use it but I was surprised

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oldest human fossil outside of africa found in greece

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so whites europeans are truly superior

2019-07-10 23:06:11 UTC

wow it looks like bread

2019-07-10 23:09:35 UTC

with borger

put the fries in it

<:uwu:456208314817314817>

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ive had mcdonalds today

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it was good

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I had sez

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Sex

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proud of you

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Thank you

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Mc Donald's too here

2019-07-10 23:20:27 UTC

Have a burger left for the 2 a.m hunger

I haven't ate anything in the last 29 hours

2019-07-10 23:21:47 UTC

Maybe you should not eat

2019-07-10 23:21:52 UTC

Have sex, incel

2019-07-10 23:22:14 UTC

Imagine not having sex in this year 2019

2019-07-10 23:22:15 UTC

I'm too far away to give you anything, sorry 😦

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Tarzan

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Hunger isnt real

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Unironically

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Just wait half an hour and youll be fine

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Go in my hospital, we have bread, butter and jelly

I was just thinking about

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Borger

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Juicy puss

The boar stew that we made 4 years ago at christmas

Outside in the snow

<:uwu:456208314817314817>

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You know the pussy is good when the sound of her pissin sound like fried chicken

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What the actual fudge ?

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Fax

An orgasm burns 50 calories

Should I go on tinder instead of food

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Im just sayin bitches with good pussy piss loud asf sound like they frying chicken

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Please listen to settle for less by red vox

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Its a good song

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Please

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You dont succeed by chasing success

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💯 😤 👌

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you dont need tinder to have an orgasm

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/598656583508951050/FB_IMG_1559393265150.jpg

2019-07-10 23:27:34 UTC

Having sex burns more calories than masturbating

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If you're hungry, why would you burn even more calories ?

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i am hangary

Just to make it more affective

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Niggar

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🤖

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Tarzab

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I think you are a catfish

2019-07-10 23:28:16 UTC

Like very much

2019-07-10 23:28:16 UTC

Running burns more calories then 😉

I will run away from the truth

2019-07-10 23:28:42 UTC

Fwahaha

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<:sukub_male:318677351842185216>

2019-07-10 23:29:09 UTC

I have a knack for locating catfishes

2019-07-10 23:29:15 UTC

As a professional in the business

2019-07-10 23:29:26 UTC

Cant fool me

2019-07-10 23:29:43 UTC

If you dm me ill teach you techniques to get money from incels

Maybe later, master

<:uwu:456208314817314817>

2019-07-10 23:30:14 UTC

xD

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xD

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Xd

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So, who won that chess tournament ?

2019-07-10 23:31:21 UTC

jaun have you had sex with that nice madrid chick?

2019-07-10 23:31:27 UTC

what chess tournament

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some asian guy

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Didn't you had one tonight ?

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no

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Oh, ok

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we still dont have enough people to start it <:haha:318675605233336330>

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I can't help, if a patient of mine wakes up, I must go

2019-07-10 23:32:23 UTC

play chess with him

2019-07-10 23:32:41 UTC

if you would sign up its not like you would be demanded to play at a given time

2019-07-10 23:32:52 UTC

you talk to the opponent and set the date or whatever

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I didn't play for a very long time, probably should take some training before

I'm gonna beat you all

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Please listen

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Yes i had

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We knew each other from before

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It wasnt my first time with her

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@Nylreth wanna play when you have 10 minutes

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I should have ten minutes

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Wait till i get home

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Fuck between my splinters and fucked feet

2019-07-10 23:41:22 UTC

I cannot walk

2019-07-11 00:11:55 UTC

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2019-07-11 00:12:39 UTC

NORF

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F

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C

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based

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football fans are the most intelligent race in the universe

2019-07-11 00:15:27 UTC

and thats a FACT

2019-07-11 00:16:14 UTC

I disagree

2019-07-11 00:17:44 UTC

wot

2019-07-11 00:17:50 UTC

you disagree?

2019-07-11 00:18:08 UTC

you avin a giggle m8? im gonna smash ur fookin head in i swear on me mum

2019-07-11 00:18:41 UTC

Well, you can't develop everything.

2019-07-11 00:19:44 UTC

Brains and brawns. You have to mix them wisely or focus on one of them. All combinations are ok. Sports "fans" choose to train neither of these two things

2019-07-11 00:21:24 UTC

It's like playing video games will train eye-hand focus, strategic mind, and many other things. Watching a let's play is the same as watching a sport game : you watch others learning

2019-07-11 00:21:36 UTC

There are exceptions tho

2019-07-11 00:21:51 UTC

Fuck

2019-07-11 00:21:53 UTC

waaaaaat

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/598670277911511050/Screenshot_20190711-021847.png

2019-07-11 00:22:05 UTC

What should I answer @jaun. mister jebaka

2019-07-11 00:22:18 UTC

shes sfake

2019-07-11 00:22:26 UTC

its a bot trying to get you to click sth

2019-07-11 00:22:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/598670474720837673/Screenshot_20190711-021921.png

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Even worse

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A nigger

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nice ass tho

2019-07-11 00:23:06 UTC

roleplay as an indian man

2019-07-11 00:23:46 UTC

@Nylreth chess

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Ok

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ill set it up

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But remember I'm bad because of no training since forever

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you better put up a fight

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-_-

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See? Can't play properly

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aye you didnt play bad

2019-07-11 00:45:45 UTC

I have to train a little to avoid stupid moves

2019-07-11 00:50:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/598677407418810397/latest.png

2019-07-11 00:53:44 UTC

That's also young Dr Robotnik

2019-07-11 02:53:05 UTC

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7GUH9ZT

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Welcome.....

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/598770886891405325/1562813946631.jpg

2019-07-11 07:02:01 UTC

Who would've thought we cluster so close with italians

2019-07-11 08:17:28 UTC

florgen borgen

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Heil geil

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mein Penis geht steil

2019-07-11 08:57:20 UTC

What's good about it

2019-07-11 11:33:01 UTC

I dislike that

2019-07-11 11:34:49 UTC

i dislike your FACE

2019-07-11 11:35:53 UTC

that was uncalled for

2019-07-11 13:38:40 UTC

`“I am going through a phase of processing the recent military honours with President Zelenskiy,” Merkel said on Wednesday. “This appears not to be quite finished yet, but I am making progress and will have to live with it for a while.”`

2019-07-11 13:38:43 UTC

what hte fuck does that mean

2019-07-11 13:40:13 UTC

she listened to todays national anthem sitting down <:haha:318675605233336330>

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yeah ive seen it something bad happen with merkel 😦

2019-07-11 13:40:52 UTC

she gon die

2019-07-11 13:40:58 UTC

evil bitch had it coming

2019-07-11 13:41:58 UTC

I think it's audacious af of her and her people to act like she is fine

2019-07-11 13:42:13 UTC

the health of the Kanzler is of public interest

2019-07-11 13:42:37 UTC

impudent wretch

2019-07-11 13:42:43 UTC

if she is unwell she should step down

2019-07-11 13:42:46 UTC

this makes me mad

i got free shashlik and fries

2019-07-11 13:46:20 UTC

daily reminder the european parliament doesnt have a legislative initiative -_-

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gib gib gib

ok come to our house you have one hour

we gonna eat it together

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Thank you for not leaving......

2019-07-11 13:54:16 UTC

watch vinland saga lads

2019-07-11 13:54:23 UTC

nooooo

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@j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ i want shashlik <:uwu:456208314817314817>

2019-07-11 13:54:27 UTC

how far does the show go

2019-07-11 13:54:37 UTC

is Knut king yet?

2019-07-11 13:54:38 UTC

its only 3 episodes yet

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Hopefully the anime will make people draw porn of canute

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