Like Dale Carnegie writes in his book "How to Wind Friends and Influence People" offer what people want.

If you run into a bear offer him a long term high interest loan and then foreclose on his Den

@Andrew-KY unless it’s a stingray

@Lawrence of Eurabia See when buddy is your gf, gotta take the L sometimes.

It seems that we have a lot of gamers in general, along with some D&D pen-and-paper rpg types even

We ended up hopping through rocks on a creek rather than go on the trail near the bear

I'd rather run into a bear than a moose

Idk about that. Bears eat you alive

@Nico The Great - CA i only play Zork

Moose will just murk you

moose will attack and trample you to death, bears likely will just not care about you unless you get to close on accident

Moose cause more deaths in Alaska than bears

@Drover Tom Just looked it up on wiki, seems pretty cool actually

It's in easter egg in a lot of games too

People are probably less cautious of moose. Chicken and egg

Like you could play it in COD Black Ops

I'm scared shitless of a moose if I see one out hiking

I wish i lived near them. I want a freezer full of moose

"It was coming right for me!"

I want to start hunting to have deer jerkey on standby

Number one cause of deaths among fishermen in Europe?! Attacked by nesting swans! Mute swans in particular: they are huge and will tip the canoe and hit you with their wings and Drown you

@Grayson I don't believe you

geese and swans are jerks

What? Just grab it by the neck and swing it around lol

Now youve got dinner and a cool story

Nesting Mute Swans are dangerous

Many indian reservations in Montana don't have to obey endangered species laws, and the reservations have no laws about it either, so the indians go out and kill everything from eagles to grizzly.

Geese are bad; Ducks are the supreme species though

https://youtu.be/i-4p9be2sR4

only indians can hunt on a reservation

"Deerfield Beach, Florida - A man dashing across a lake on a customised personal watercraft at about 88kph was killed in an apparent collision with a flying duck."

I just cant wrap my mind around an animal with glass bones, no teeth, and no claws being dangerous

@Drover Tom Lies. A duck would never do that

I hope that duck had insurance

sharp hooves will trample you to death

I was talking about the goose

Buffalo are worse

Dang now I miss WildGoose

@Lawrence of Eurabia Outside of Alaska, where else can you find moose in the USA?

Geese can be some mean critters

Obviously moose are dangerous, they weigh like 1200lbs

@Nico The Great - CA Wyoming

Montana

@Nico The Great - CA Montana/Idaho/Wyoming/Maine

Any place that borders canada

they're not really on the great plains, i doubt you'd see one in North Dakota

I know a guy back home who killed a wolf

Moose favor water plants

North Dakota borders canada? I need to get better at geography

I almost ran over a black wolf a few months back

Hate crime

didn't mean too

He was a rancher and shot it and just didnt report it

I know plenty of people who've got wolves

poaching is illegal

reminder

@Drover Tom shoot, shovel, shutup

common saying

no one here does anything illegal

^^

We are nice, respectable people

lots of ranchers hate them and will shoot them whenever they see them

Violating 2 rules right now lol

I'm sure everyone is careful to follow their state and federal hunting laws

http://youtu.be/IPihMK_XZNw

Breaking laws is for brown people

@Grayson It seems to me like the swan was just defending his homeland, as well as his fellow swans

That swan needs to learn that diversity is strength

Geese and swans are pretty nasty

that swan is exercising stand your ground laws

http://youtu.be/-o83L4yaO3Q

Check out this poor dog 🐕

@Grayson That is sad, but honestly, that dog should have respected the rightful territory of the swan and stayed in his own homeland, where his fellow dogs live

A couple of geese attacked my little sister when she wasn't feeding them stale bread fast enough. So 10 year old me went back inside our house, got my remote controlled car and tried to run them down for 20 minutes or so.

They are pretty aggressive buggers sometimes

So are swan the new pitbull?

birds are dinosaurs and generally they're jerks

😂

Three steps


1) grab by neck


2) swing


3) enjoy

😂

when you hear birds singing in the treas they're actually screaming at eachother to stay away or be pecked to death

Grandpappy had some goose on the farm. Nasty mfer

i know a guy who fought a wolverine with a shovel

Based

it was a battle

@Lawrence of Eurabia and won?

<:chad:359013583469805568>

He thought he killed it, but it woke up in the bed of his truck

imagine losing to an animal 1/3 your weight (at most)

Wolverines are pretty small. I imagine it like a dark souls boss battle though. The wolverine knows he will get one shot and is dodging furiously, snapping at an ankle every chance he gets

13 swan do fiddy pit bull.

Humans do not have the natural killing capability of a wolf. But we have that prefrontal cortex.

He got back out and the fight ensued

@Andrew-KY "It's cool guys, I play Dark Souls, I'll handle this wolverine"

Lmao trying to play from the perspective of the boss for the first time

I always keep big live traps set up around my property for foxes and coyotes after my chickens and goats, and one of my neighbors said to me: “ are you losing chickens again? You might catch some Mexicans in those traps!!” 😂

.... wait a second.... when Varg says to find your grave is this like dark souls where you reclaim your xp?

This occurred once again and he had to get back out to finish it off. The guy would be like 100 if he were still around. He claimed this happened when he was like 16

@Perihelion - CA he says it's like getting all the levels you gained in your past life

literally darksouls

🔥

I told you guys, I spent the summer in Alaska with my cousins killing wolverines

@Drover Tom You did ?!??

For real ?

Did you sell the pelts ?

Aren’t they protected ?

lmao

you can trap one wolverine per year in Montana

Yes like 50 of them, they kept attacking my cousins, what would you do in a situation like that? GOSH

😂 shut up

It was a herd of wolverines

@Grayson Next time I'm in town we have to do movie night

I quote Napoleon Dynamite too often lmao

This country was founded by right wing White dudes fighting critters.

@Roland I look forward to it bud!! Let’s do it

A sneak of wolverines

I don't think I've ever actually seen a live wolverine

@Drover Tom I almost believed you for a second dang it !!

@Roland we wish you could have come down for bowling night the other night bummer

I told a girl the other day 'are you drinking skim milk because you think your fat? because you could be drinking whole if you wanted to' @Grayson

She didnt get the reference either and almost threw the milk at me

Yeah, I'm doing a week straight at work. Hopefully next time

real romance tips

@Drover Tom hahahahaha

@Roland 😩

I'll be in y'alls neck of the woods at the end of march ^^

@Roland I hope you can come with your fiancée sometimes

Nice! Hit me up when you get here

Will do!

I try to invite her but she doesn't want to miss work.

tfw you use a Napoleon Dynamite reference and people think you are old, because you are.

ITS NOT AN OLD MOVIE

Napoleon Dynamite isn't old

oh shoot 2004

like 2004

beat me too it

15 years ago. Its old

tfw Napoleon Dynamite actually looks like your high school

In the age of Instagram and instant gratification it is old

I want to watch that movie now

@Drover Tom where are you going then?

@Lawrence of Eurabia back home over spring break to WY

The quotability of that movie didn’t last. Sell sell sell

oh, we probably have the same spring break time so i'll be gone from that area

darn. I might be in MT over the summer

I'll be gone for 1/3 of the summer

Its a tentative plan, but i'd be up in the Kalispell area if I go

That's where I'd be

I'll be gone for part of may and most of june

Ooh I'd be there in July most likely, so I'll definitely let ya know!

awesome, there's lots to do there in the summer

That's why I go! It's my summer holiday spot. So hangout at the lakes, go to Glacier, that tourist trap mystery spot

Ever been to Wildhorse Island in Flathead Lake? There are herds of Bighorn Sheep and Horses on the island.

I havent, that sounds cool though. I usually go jetskiing and fishing on flathead though

pretty interesting report from facebook insiders admitting to attempting to influence election https://www.projectveritas.com/2019/02/27/facebook-insider-leaks-docs/

I've got jetskis and a dock on the lake

Well my parents do

That’s dope, we’ll definitely have to meet up if I go! My parents condo is right on the lake too

This boy just settled down and I have to wake him up in 15 minutes 😑

"Asians are about the most fearless killers there are" Alex Jones on JRE yesterday. Oh boy he knows what is up.

channeling Jack London?

"In combat they are like robots coming to kill you". People on r/joerogan calling him a racist of course

And of course diagnosing him with a million mental illnesses lol

r/joerogan sounds like a shitshow

It is

Like most of Reddit

When was AJ in combat with an Asian

@VinceChaos massage parlour?

^^

“Combat”

Sounds like it’s worth seeing /s

<:honk:548295778888843266>

Jamaican-Korean couple 🤢

Where’s my doomer react

lel meme that Asian Male / Black Female, sure it has a lot of legs 🙄

based on a book by a woman who is ambf mix

lead to me googling ambf, they look very different

My dad's friend has a half Asian daughter who dated a black guy (possibly blasian?)

his grandkids are gonna look NOTHING like him

yeah

now she's dating some kind of Hispanic (?)

already ambf looks like a different race entirely

He's this really light skinned blue eyed white guy, too

welp

So...he is white? Lol

is who white?

the white guy?

Yeah, you said some kind of hispanic then described a white guy

Aren't Hispanics white?

I think it includes any spanish speaking person, so some. The general american colloquial usage for hispanic means south american though. Not many whites down there, comparatively at least

Yeah but hispanics are like 50-80% white.

no, "some of kind Hispanic" is the guy she's dating

her dad is white

it'd be a bit weird if she dated her dad tbh

like I'm all for purity but that's a bit far not gonna lie

@ThisIsChris are you saying mexicans are white? Lol

@Jacob would definitely be outside the norm

I didnt think she was dating her dad lol

ya I think it wouldn't be too socially acceptable at least around where I live Washington

Yeah, thats more a Pakistan sorta thing

Unironically though Third-Cousins are ideal I heard

😳

Thats gonna be a yikes from me dawg

Not first, not second.

let's steer away from this one

I just feel maybe I should correct that

I think the research he's referring to said 4th

that isn't weird.
How do you think we got blondes and gingers?

Your great grandparents probably were, frankly

Mexican: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Sa%C3%BAl_%C3%81lvarez_2013.jpg/200px-Sa%C3%BAl_%C3%81lvarez_2013.jpg

Genuine question though @ThisIsChris


The average mestizo, or colloquially hispanic, is 60% european, 35% amerindian, and 5% sub saharan african. Are you saying they are white? Even though they have brown skin?

Irish: https://www.irishcentral.com/uploads/article/124075/cropped_MI_Cheddar_Man_Channell_4.jpg?t=1531930450

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN is bout to go live in the 4th-cousin-o-state

@ThisIsChris half pence deposited in account from BBC

Im...starting to think this is a troll lol

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN That is the cause for the naming system of many Scandinavian countries. Svenson or Svensdatter ect. It allows for separation from inbreeding in small communities to an extent. It would be reasonable to think people in small villages could track ancestry back at least 2-3 gens.

I am too

There is an evolutionary imperative to prevent one from inbreeding.

But when you live in a small fishing village in a fjord you can only ask for so much.

@Sam Anderson Indeed

It only takes like 500 people to not inbreed

Less if breeding is planned

@Andrew-KY good news for whites of 2200! (joke)

heh

Coming from bigfoot over here, last of his kind

there are dozens of us...DOZENS

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN I’ve heard similar about 3rd cousins.

I am the manlet of bigfeet. not even 7'0" <:sad:366743316475281408>

@Andrew-KY http://www.sebadamani.com/uploads/6/0/2/8/6028591/7126431.jpg?724

Lol thats a comic from a satire paper back in the day

That being said, im a bit of both the first two

@DeusVolk Yeah a managed-risk level of cohesion is what makes a tribe- both in relation and obligation

What is Tamil?

From Tamil Nadu

Ahh, indian

Dot, not feather

Tamil:
https://youtu.be/byOw4AYd7-8

Average day for an average Tamil

Just heard some dude puking on my neighbors porch. College life. Gave that man a bottle of water lol.

On wednesday night?

I guess lol

Ahh, youthful degeneracy

Dude had a mullet so not surprised

I want to bring back the mullet

You and him both

Brb learning "boot scoot and boogy" on my guitar

Amazon banned him

I doubt it. Thatd be theft

Did you delete local copy and try to redownload from cloud?